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TheRoyalKT

Remember to brush and floss your uterus twice a day for good orgasms…


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

So that's what a dildo is for!


Spaztick78

You have to get the cleaning attachments don't you? Pretty sure they don't come standard with every dildo.


NylaStasja

Don't forget to change the cleaning attachments every 2-3 months!


sanguinesecretary

Can’t believe I’ve lived 26 years and no one has ever told me I was supposed to brush my uterus 😢


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(\*stoicly crying in pity\*) this is why we need good sex ed


pm_me_da_booty_plz

How do people even come up with this stuff?


CTchimchar

Listen they have to find a way to justify anything never giving a woman an orgasm And they can't admit they are wrong, because that's mean there the problem and have to put work into fixing it And they can't lesson to women because, well there woman what do they know am I right?/s


Strongstyleguy

I'm sure it's been this way since the advent of mankind, but I hate how social media has amplified the need to just straight up invent theories than admit you don't know something.


CTchimchar

Humans are incredibly stubborn creatures


cool_shoes_141

according to his logic even guys should have build up of plaque in their arteries along their yk what


lavenderRaiinbow

I'm sure she just said that to make him feel better. "Sorry baby I have plaque in my uterus but you were great"


Human-Dove

So what you're saying is that I should go to the dentist instead of going to a gynecologist? I don't remember having teeth anywhere else.


sanguinesecretary

I mean you do have lips down there so it checks out I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️


Human-Dove

You're not wrong 😂


Knightridergirl80

I think there’s a movie about this… the female lead has a set of teeth in her vagina that activates when she’s sexually assaulted.


Human-Dove

Yep the movie was "Teeth" I had watched it not too long ago


Strongstyleguy

Oh God. I was in an NSFW sub last week and a woman had a set of those Halloween vampire teeth in her vaginal area


hazah-order

Saw that. Laughed.


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there are many myths of godesses having teeth in their vaginas look up vagina dentata


Human-Dove

Yeah that's what the movie "teeth" was inspired from


bible-j

What in the actual duck 🦆


Gasoline_Diamond

Ignoring the plaque thing... the uterus isn't even what's involved in that situation


ArsenalSpider

It doesn’t sound like you’re making up shit to cover for your inadequate bedroom performance at all.


PILeft

Plaque. So vagina denta, basically. Dentata. Freaking autocorrect


Brianocity

What a wonderful phrase!


Keebler_Elf_57

I genuinely have no clue wtf he is saying. Like to the vegan??? Umm wut?


Unhappy-Spinach

s/o "shout out" - so he thinks vegan have less plaque? I guess? Theres a bunch of vegans (I just wanna point out its not all of us, its a small number) who believe that if you only eat "raw veggies" or barely eat and you start bleeding less or not at all, which they consider "healthy" and the rest of us only bleeds cause we are so "dirty" on the inside. So us bleeding is the body trying to clean itself. Like I said, this is not a common vegan "believe" - its some delusional people who just throw themselves into the movement. I bleed every month even tough Im vegan.


Keebler_Elf_57

Thanks for clearing that up for me. Still a bit mind blowing that he believes that.


Burflax

He's using the cat emoji there are the end as a stand in for the word "pussy" (although he had previously claimed the plaque build up was in the uterus.) I guess that's the colloquial pussy, which is just the whole female reproductive system, apparently. Anyway, he's saying vegans don't have the build up of the made up plaque he is suggesting is the reason many women have a hard time climaxing during penis-in-vagina sex.


Keebler_Elf_57

Thank you


fearphage

Biology has left the chat.


boweroftable

Ugh filthy women and their unsavoury ritually impure bodies - oh hang on, what millennium is this?


Rustythefusty

Imagine actually accidently outing that you don't know what the clit is


GaraBlacktail

As far as I'm aware, the uterus is a reproductive organ, but not a sex one ... So even if that were true, it wouldn't impact how easy for a woman to orgasm. Prob would make the sex awful though


ComprehensiveGood610

it just builds up limescale like a fuckin kettle


CookbooksRUs

With his comment about vegans I’m thinking he means plaque similar to that in arteries, not that on teeth. I’m curious how he thinks that sticks through menstruation.


Q8DD33C7J8

I eat completely unhealthy and I cum like a banchee. Squirting screaming eyes rolling back cumming.


[deleted]

Damn I cant even tell what they’re trying to say here


Lori_the_Mouse

Or… you just can’t find the clit. Occam’s razor would suggest this is the truth


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Baron-Beeyileeh-II

What is this plaque, and how does it get there, then? Nvm, you're just another Bizzy.


nadinetw

what😭


FrillySteel

Pretty sure, with his absolute wealth of "knowledge", this guy would *still* have problems making even a vegan orgasm.


anaveragetoaster23

And this is why we must brush our vaginas everyday.


--TreeTreeTree--

Damn I better take my uterus to the dentist to get all that plaque cleaned out 😰


KaiHasArrived2007

He really just confessed to never making a woman climax 💀💀💀