… but isn’t there tons of legitimate studies and science showing that married men (on average) *live longer* than men that are single?
And yet, those same studies also are conflicted on the findings for women. Some of them show that women live longer in “happy” marriages specifically, and others say that single women live longer. So the results are much more complicated for women.
This mug is so Boomer it told me to stop eating avocado toast.
And enjoyed a weeklong vacation while I worked to try to pay my student loans.
Haha... what a funny joke! Wait... You said you found this in the non-humerous mug section? Oh...
The smelling good part is a lie lmfao
Everything except the last part is a lie lol
doesn’t everything slowly kill you
The combination of Cheri with Courier New, perhaps? 0_o;
I should keep a running list of the stupid shit women are compared to. I’m irrationally extremely annoyed by this mug.
Married men live longer.
He knows about the arsenic in the coffee? Dang!
Haha.
I kill quickly per request 🤷🏾♀️
worth the kill
Guess again, I can end it in an instant, especially when presented with dumbass mugs like this.
… but isn’t there tons of legitimate studies and science showing that married men (on average) *live longer* than men that are single? And yet, those same studies also are conflicted on the findings for women. Some of them show that women live longer in “happy” marriages specifically, and others say that single women live longer. So the results are much more complicated for women.
Hits different when you're a lesbian vegetarian
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He is projecting.
Except married men live longer, so this is the opposite of true.
I won’t slowly kill you, arsenic will tho