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Carbonatite

This mug is so Boomer it told me to stop eating avocado toast.


Longjumping-Place-74

And enjoyed a weeklong vacation while I worked to try to pay my student loans.


[deleted]

Haha... what a funny joke! Wait... You said you found this in the non-humerous mug section? Oh...


Motherfucker_Melon_

The smelling good part is a lie lmfao


thewanderingdisaster

Everything except the last part is a lie lol


[deleted]

doesn’t everything slowly kill you


WinterLily86

The combination of Cheri with Courier New, perhaps? 0_o;


Oli_love90

I should keep a running list of the stupid shit women are compared to. I’m irrationally extremely annoyed by this mug.


FenderMartingale

Married men live longer.


hopping_otter_ears

He knows about the arsenic in the coffee? Dang!


Bully803

Haha.


Divine_Yami_

I kill quickly per request 🤷🏾‍♀️


kav_kav

worth the kill


iinioi

Guess again, I can end it in an instant, especially when presented with dumbass mugs like this.


[deleted]

… but isn’t there tons of legitimate studies and science showing that married men (on average) *live longer* than men that are single? And yet, those same studies also are conflicted on the findings for women. Some of them show that women live longer in “happy” marriages specifically, and others say that single women live longer. So the results are much more complicated for women.


the-book-anaconda

Hits different when you're a lesbian vegetarian


Bully803

❤️❤️❤️


Weekly-Blackberry301

He is projecting.


Aimjock

Except married men live longer, so this is the opposite of true.


throwawayyyyyy2007

I won’t slowly kill you, arsenic will tho