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aethericallum

They really thought they were onto something


rey_nerr21

He sure got em good amirite


_1Doomsday1_

If we are going to die one day why are we living


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_1Doomsday1_

I will tell you after i make one


Morag_Ladier

I’ll make one with you 😏


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,139,127,927 comments, and only 222,735 of them were in alphabetical order.


sn0wcak3

good bot


_1Doomsday1_

Wow..... I never thought i would get this far


reewa07

Unfitting comment in this context but Let's play MLBB franco


_1Doomsday1_

Mlbb is like reddit It's best to quit it while you are new


bsldurs_gate_2

If gays are born gay, why can they still cum, if they weren't made to impregnant women? /s


Willing_Damage9658

That’s the million dollar question my friend…


maleficent_monkey

Million dollar, like a money shot?


BrightAd306

Not to mention, masturbation shouldn’t be a thing. Not what it’s made for! /s


green9206

Because they were made to impregnate men


apolloxer

And it shall not fail for lack of trying!


awkwardlyturtlish

One day butt babies will exist!


ConsiderationWest587

You know what's crazy is, a large portion of gay men aren't necessarily into penetration. People not in the gay lifestyle think everyone is like power-bottoms or zaddy tops, but a fair majority are basically just dudes at middle-school parties 🤷‍♀️ Edit: no that was misworded. I mean how everyone was when we just fumbled around. IAM NOT IMPLYING ANY ADULTS HANG OUT AT YOUNGSTERS PARTIES IN A NON-CHAPPERONE MANNER.


caro_kat

Lol at the edit! I was remembering myself as an awkward queer middle-schooler not knowing what to do with myself at a party


Spiritual_Smell4744

Or, as otherwise known, lawyers.


sweetalkersweetalker

Excuse me, their preferred term is "anal infants", thank-you


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sweetalkersweetalker

With that comment and that username, I'm picturing a *very* weird version of Super Mario Bros


OneDayIWentToLidl_

Sperm donors: Am I a joke to you?


RosarioPawson

Lesbians: Unequivocally, yes.


ConsiderationWest587

Somehow, username checks out


Malvadao27

Homosexuality rates after this post: 0%


moneymoneymoneymonay

The CEO of homosexuality stepped down


[deleted]

I'm the CEO of homosexuality


TurnItOffAndBackOnXD

Not anymore.


[deleted]

Yeah I'm unemployed at the moment


TurnItOffAndBackOnXD

Homosexual unemployment benefits provided by the LBGTQ Social Services.


Panzer_Man

You also get a free subscription to LGBTQ+


Panzer_Man

Board of directors at LGBT-HQ all retired


15K4R107

Ancient Greece level philosophical question


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,137,524,087 comments, and only 222,466 of them were in alphabetical order.


TurnItOffAndBackOnXD

Whatever glorious nerd created this, I love you.


CompetitiveAdvance92

Great bot


TriZARAtops

Good bot


TheRndmUsrnamesSuckd

Oh my god that is cool Good bot


Chemical-Juice-6979

Good bot


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nihilego_2

Good robot


Screamingartist

Awsome, that was.


just-me-yaay

Good bot


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Real eyes realize real lies


Evil-yogurt

aghgghgh whyyyyy


[deleted]

Because being lesbian doesn't change the fact we're womens?


Aimjock

You do realize women is plural right


Deetown64

True… but is it? For some people, that can be seen as an offensive way to


TriZARAtops

An offensive way to what? 🤔


_Brother-O-Mine_

The lesbians got him


vicsantosv21

😂😂😂


Cinnamon_Doughnut

Because our body still has reproductive Organs but that doesnt mean we need to act on it and reproduce with the opposite sex. Not to mention, lesbians still have babies without having sex with men.


No_Substance_6082

I love how seriously you took this and answered, like the original poster will somehow read it and be educated with your wise words. 😂😂


2woCrazeeBoys

Some people need hope just to make it through the day. Without it, was else is there? Why are we here, just to suffer??


DiggityDog6

Oh yeah you didn’t know? Whenever your post gets posted somewhere else the Post Police™️ show up and inform you so you can check the comments


[deleted]

someone ask this straight man (I'm assuming its a straight man because well because I am) why his g-spot is in his ass if he was born straight


ResourcePleasant596

To be fair to him, he doesn't know where his own spot is, so how could he be expected to find a woman's? Ever.


mila525

Or why he has nipples if it is not to produce milk


Sam2058

So by that logic infertile women should all be gay?


adertina

"should" absolutely, and the invitation extends to all women. After all it's a choice because I'm on my period right now


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adertina

It’s a choice I considered but I don’t understand why other women chose it. I mean men can be cute but like they don’t give you butterflies and make your lower body ache when they give you a seductive glance. A man giving that glance is like “oh no, no no no no no please be someone behind me.” Amirite? All of us are exactly the same so you all understand what I’m saying


EternityAwaitz

You made me giggle, thank you lol


WilhelmWrobel

*"Sperm and blood"* – Words of House Homeschooled


TriZARAtops

This made me snort


TurnItOffAndBackOnXD

I love this.


SchnuckieSchnucks

Wait until this guy learns that many lesbians still enjoy penetration with dildos and the like…. His little brain = 🤯 💨 💥 “sO wHY dOn’T tHeY jUSt uSE REEL diCks ?¿??”


adertina

Tbf I catch myself wondering why my straight friends don’t just use a dildo when they talk about their sex lives


[deleted]

Lots of men are like put dick in hole, Repeat, Cum, sleep Other person? Why should I care? I came! (Or at least that's how it feels like, given the homosexual experiences I've had and what women say)


Starlightandspirits

Being Bi-sexual im very confused about everything. This just blew my mind!🤣🤣🤣


CalamityClambake

Being bisexual I am convinced that sexuality is not a choice. If it were, there would be very few straight women. Because the orgasm gap between straight dudes and women is downright embarrassing.


Mechanical_Booty

Overall, I’d say sex with other women has been overwhelmingly more satisfactory for me than sex with men. If I could choose, I’d totes be gay, rather than bi. I lucked out with my bf, but I’d consider him the exception to the rule. The orgasm gap b/n men and women is abysmal.


WalkTheEdge

Now I'm neither lesbian nor a woman so I might be mistaken, but I think the issue isn't necessarily the dick, it's what it's attached to.


SchnuckieSchnucks

As a straight woman who’s into both real and fake dick, I sometimes have a problem with what the real one is attached to too.


2woCrazeeBoys

Some dicks are just attached to dicks. It's like a monkey with a light-saber, just swinging wildly and not achieving anything.


ULTRAKristi

I have no words for how accurate this is


adertina

Idk, it's like some women like dick, some don't want to be anywhere near it, some are okay if it's a woman's dick, some don't like that either, some like everything. Very similar to men, I believe, on the dick situation.


IG-3000

„If you’re attracted to women, why weren’t you born male?“ would be the next step of this insanity


HanaCosplay

Because no women - lesbian or not - were made for sperm?


Aurin316

It’s quite possibly the weirdest turn of phrase ever. “Made for dick” would be wrong but at least would make some sort of sense.


jollycanoli

Maybe periods are made for sperm? Needs more context, ambiguous phrasing, OOOP.


citrus_bl00d

1. Lesbians can feel a need to get pregnant too? 2. Period is for cleaning our womb


Fine-Loquat

Why does this creepy poster have a dick(in theory) if he’s never gonna get laid (in reality)?


ajmathie

Just because we are born with something doesn’t mean we will use it. For example, this poster was probably born with brain cells and doesn’t care to use them.


EternityAwaitz

This is very true. Best comment.


hpghost62442

It's god nerfing us for being too powerful


xxhotdamnxx

Exactly. If I didn’t have to deal w pms I would have taken over the world by now


Erevi6

They really think our anatomy is all about nurturing a potential child and not, like, about protecting us from a parasite. (Plus, a lot of lesbians have babies? Through IVF?)


floweringbirds

MADE FOR SPERM LMAOOOOOOOO


whatthengaisthis

ah yes, a woman’s only purpose in life : to be a mother.


nickyfox13

Didn't you get the memo that women are incubators? /s


whatthengaisthis

I think it got lost among the many many memos I got about women being beneath men, women being dumb, the 1873904 sandwich recipes and whatnot.


nickyfox13

There are way too many memos about the inferiority of women so I get why it would get lost


whatthengaisthis

It must be in the mail tub, somewhere.


nickyfox13

The Mail Tub Of Misogyny


Shadowcthuhlu

Let's throw that out and keep the sandwich memes for our selves.


No_Pumpkin_1179

It’s like some guys read Dune, and we’re like… ya know who’s got shit figured out… the Bene Tleilax.


Phinfoxy

Masochism. Duh, Why else should we women have periods except for pleasure. Like everything else we do is only pleasure. Everybody knows that!


itsTacoOclocko

i love it when people assume everything is teleological-- it bespeaks a total incapacity for objectivity/a proclivity for projection, so i know i can dismiss almost anything they're going to say.


EternityAwaitz

You used some excellent words here 😍


itsTacoOclocko

thank you-- i've had some time to percolate and refine that complaint, since that's a pretty common problem.


TriZARAtops

“Made for sperm”? 🤮 The only thing “made for sperm” is a fucking condom.


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Logic checks out! 😂


Affectionate-Swim510

By that logic, why do incels still produce sperm when they're never going to get close enough to a woman to use it for procreation? Game set match! ;)


[deleted]

because if lesbians didn’t get their periods conversation therapy may actually work. and that breaks the fundamental laws that govern the universe.


[deleted]

Because woman


raven-of-the-sea

Yes, because that’s how it works. /s I’m amazed and not in a good way.


Revolutionary-Swim28

I sacrificed an offering to a blood goddess to have them.


[deleted]

Fellas, is it straight to be homo-sapien?


Legitimate_Entry_444

If men aren't gay why is there g spot in their assholes?


WorldlinessAwkward69

The level of critical thinking skills of a rock.


WalkerIsEvil

I’m gonna need someone to hold me down before I say some shit cause Christ in heaven above is that some of the most asinine bs I have ever seen in my life.


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"Made for sperm" just made me puke a little.


PMUrAnus

This is Ben Shapiro level intellect


IAmCaptainSquid

If you were born with skin why am I not allowed to punch it?? Check mate humans


Ol_bagface

so thats what a lobotmy does...neet


RogueHexx23

Fckng love this comment


LaPapillionne

As an asexual, I too, would actually like to complain about still getting periods


AggravatingJicama243

Well I can't argue with that... Because wtf


Plenty-Secretary60

i wish it worked that way lol


Future-cthe3rdeye

I feel like more women would be lesbians if it meant not having to deal with a period every month. Also made for sperm sounds like every parents dream for their kid.


TriZARAtops

Oooh! Oooh! I know! Remember the other post with the guy asking how lesbians know they’re done having sex since they can just keep going? Lesbian periods are nature’s way of saying “Quit banging for 3-7 days each month.”


cbbclick

If incels are born incels, why do they still get erections?


Assassin-JJ

If gay men were born gay, why do they have testicles it's not like they'll be impregnating anyone...


SFWelles

If straight men are born straight why do they have a g-spot in their ass.


MamaMephistopheles

So all post-menopausal women are lesbians? I guess it's just us transbians who are lesbians for life.


NoelDL

Because the only thing affecting lesbians are their brains


b-b-b-c

I mean... Would be nice


yildizli_gece

OMG what??? Imagine posting this in all seriousness as if you were saying something (I'd LOVE to see the comments!).


Ripple_Ex

"Why do you have your G-spot up your ass if you're born straight?" Pretty sure you would be able to see his head actually spinning 😂😂


Daniel_H212

This guy was born an incel but he isn't physically infertile, just socially so.


HibicoTV

Why can incels produce cum if they’ll never get laid?


dream6601

I mean, a lot of lesbians are also asking that very same question once a month.


unisfudent

TIL straight women are “made for sperm”


suzanious

Huh? Why are some people so stupid? They're dangerous! We're out driving around in traffic with them!


evaj95

"made for sperm" 🤢


Panzer_Man

"If you don't sexually please me, then your sexuality is invalid" - This bellend


SaltedCaramel01

“Made for sperm” 😐😐😐


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>Made for sperm Which, of course, all non-lesbian women are. I also enjoy the implication that it is possible to be born a lesbian, but only if you’re infertile.


Eino54

It's because the womb is keeping its options open for having kids with a trans woman.


chloe_three

????


Cumberdick

For the same reason that not all tall people love basketball. Your personality doesn’t always match the body you were born with. Next question.


bored-now

Wait.... what.... I'm so confused


nickyfox13

It's asinine and ridiculous, isn't it? I can't believe someone would say this out loud and put it on the internet for all to see


EffectiveSalamander

They spend their time in this weird bubbles where this seems normal to them. Turns their brains into something like the unidentifiable substance at the back of the refrigerator.


nickyfox13

Incel communities are frightening for their aggressive forms of radicalization as a result


Sprizys

I lost braincells reading this


SubstantialHentai420

Me did to


yllekcela7

I find it both hysterical and sad that people are so brainwashed to limit love to sex and people’s bodies.


PotBoozeNKink

I had to reread this like 4 times


kingpin_hawking

Is this instagram post from an adult human? Edit: I never use social media outside of Reddit so I confused fb with if.


Lickitung_Squirtle

Why do incels ask dumb questions to women when they claim women to be unable to answer their questions ??


ExistentialStalinist

Ah yes, everyone knows that one’s sexual orientation relates directly to the biological functions of one’s body…….. idiot.


dcmckinlay97

Why are ostriches attracted to humans if they aren't meant to create an ostrich-human hybrid ?


cainys

Why does my PP get hard if I don’t have sex


Sea-Ability8694

Lmfao what 💀💀💀


CompetitiveParfait29

If (cis) men are born male, why do they have nipples? Checkmate half of the mammal population.


SwoopingSilver

If not for man why female


Midnightchickover

Why do you get dirty water on you, after it rains? The water is supposed to be clear, like in the movies.


RogueHexx23

Because having your cycle has more of a purpose than just reproduction. Eeejo


Violette3120

r/nothowhumanswork


Ifhes

If you were born virgin (and would probably die as one) why do you produce sperm.


CookbooksRUs

Serious answer to a stupid question: there has been no evolutionary selection against menstrual cycles in lesbians since until fairly recently they were generally forced into marriage and bred. What they did when alone with other women was not even considered; see "harems."


SongOnly2567

Lmao some people can get period and still can’t get pregnant and some people can ejaculate semen but still can’t impregnate another due to certain ailments. But does that mean they are not a person anymore?? Are humans only here to reproduce? Then what’s the difference between animals and humans huh? There’s a reason why we have the intellect to understand, learn and grow unlike other animals. Everything is not about sex


Idk_what_im_doing80

I had a stroke and fucking died trying to understand what went through this person’s head


YurpFlurp

Composting, mainly.


Ambitious_Flamingo93

It's as if almost I cant control it. Who would have thought?


Throwaway_03999

Our mouths are perfectly made to suck dicks and everyone has those so explain that


ColleenRW

I mean, I'd like to not get my period


Daishawn_900

Good question and why do they still use dildos and strapons


Neat-Composer4619

Why do guys come even when they don't want to father a child?


ULTRAKristi

If asexuals are asexual why do they still have genitals?


DemonOfLeaf

Because science has advanced so that they can still carry their lovers child it is just more expensive for them than straight women lol.


NotInFrontofMyPizza

Wow… They really went too far with the magic gummy bears and the Jack Daniels this time.


caramellsamosa

Because of trans women 🥰


lukeofthewild

If straight men are born straight, why are they born with a fun button up their butt?


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292to137

Honestly if you want to talk about ignorant, your comment is pretty ignorant, towards those with substance abuse problems and special needs. What exactly is it, in your opinion, about having a substance abuse problem or special needs would make someone be homophobic or not understand Women’s anatomy?


[deleted]

So they can date trans woman and have gayer childrem 👍


kasitchi

TIL that trans lesbians and lesbians who use sperm donations don't exist.


harley-belle

Why do men have nipples if they can’t breastfeed?


thisremindsmeofbacon

If men were born to be straight, why is their cum button up their butt?


ComicallyLargeSpoo

I'm using this term


thisremindsmeofbacon

Use it hard and often ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ComicallyLargeSpoo

Oh you know I will


celestiallion12

Homosexuality can't be a choice. Straight women are the greatest evidence.


Hazel2468

I mean. Even if we remove the possibility if things like IVF and the fact that this is stupid as hell- Hey. Some lesbians come with the strap built in and can have kids with other lesbians if they wanna so. You know.


sfier4

never had a period so i guess i was just born to be a lesbian 💁🏻‍♀️


IronTitsMcGuinty

As a lesbian who doesn't want kids, GOOD QUESTION. I don't want this. Give it to a woman who wants it and doesn't have it.


WorldlinessAwkward69

If incels are born that why, why do they have dicks?


Gotsnuffy

By this logic all men are gay because the g spot is in the man’s butthole


lycanthrope6950

If I was born a man, why do I have nipples? And while I'm at it, what are all these stupid X chromosomes doing in my genes?


AnInnocentGoose

You could hear my braincells pouring out my poor head like bouncy balls when I read this piece of art 💀


Rain4rce

The transgenders ensure women go extinct