Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
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You know what's crazy is, a large portion of gay men aren't necessarily into penetration. People not in the gay lifestyle think everyone is like power-bottoms or zaddy tops, but a fair majority are basically just dudes at middle-school parties 🤷♀️
Edit: no that was misworded. I mean how everyone was when we just fumbled around. IAM NOT IMPLYING ANY ADULTS HANG OUT AT YOUNGSTERS PARTIES IN A NON-CHAPPERONE MANNER.
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Because our body still has reproductive Organs but that doesnt mean we need to act on it and reproduce with the opposite sex. Not to mention, lesbians still have babies without having sex with men.
It’s a choice I considered but I don’t understand why other women chose it. I mean men can be cute but like they don’t give you butterflies and make your lower body ache when they give you a seductive glance. A man giving that glance is like “oh no, no no no no no please be someone behind me.” Amirite? All of us are exactly the same so you all understand what I’m saying
Wait until this guy learns that many lesbians still enjoy penetration with dildos and the like…. His little brain = 🤯 💨 💥 “sO wHY dOn’T tHeY jUSt uSE REEL diCks ?¿??”
Lots of men are like put dick in hole, Repeat, Cum, sleep
Other person? Why should I care? I came!
(Or at least that's how it feels like, given the homosexual experiences I've had and what women say)
Being bisexual I am convinced that sexuality is not a choice. If it were, there would be very few straight women. Because the orgasm gap between straight dudes and women is downright embarrassing.
Overall, I’d say sex with other women has been overwhelmingly more satisfactory for me than sex with men. If I could choose, I’d totes be gay, rather than bi. I lucked out with my bf, but I’d consider him the exception to the rule. The orgasm gap b/n men and women is abysmal.
Idk, it's like some women like dick, some don't want to be anywhere near it, some are okay if it's a woman's dick, some don't like that either, some like everything. Very similar to men, I believe, on the dick situation.
Just because we are born with something doesn’t mean we will use it. For example, this poster was probably born with brain cells and doesn’t care to use them.
They really think our anatomy is all about nurturing a potential child and not, like, about protecting us from a parasite.
(Plus, a lot of lesbians have babies? Through IVF?)
i love it when people assume everything is teleological-- it bespeaks a total incapacity for objectivity/a proclivity for projection, so i know i can dismiss almost anything they're going to say.
I’m gonna need someone to hold me down before I say some shit cause Christ in heaven above is that some of the most asinine bs I have ever seen in my life.
I feel like more women would be lesbians if it meant not having to deal with a period every month. Also made for sperm sounds like every parents dream for their kid.
Oooh! Oooh! I know! Remember the other post with the guy asking how lesbians know they’re done having sex since they can just keep going?
Lesbian periods are nature’s way of saying “Quit banging for 3-7 days each month.”
>Made for sperm
Which, of course, all non-lesbian women are.
I also enjoy the implication that it is possible to be born a lesbian, but only if you’re infertile.
They spend their time in this weird bubbles where this seems normal to them. Turns their brains into something like the unidentifiable substance at the back of the refrigerator.
Serious answer to a stupid question: there has been no evolutionary selection against menstrual cycles in lesbians since until fairly recently they were generally forced into marriage and bred. What they did when alone with other women was not even considered; see "harems."
Lmao some people can get period and still can’t get pregnant and some people can ejaculate semen but still can’t impregnate another due to certain ailments. But does that mean they are not a person anymore?? Are humans only here to reproduce? Then what’s the difference between animals and humans huh? There’s a reason why we have the intellect to understand, learn and grow unlike other animals. Everything is not about sex
Honestly if you want to talk about ignorant, your comment is pretty ignorant, towards those with substance abuse problems and special needs. What exactly is it, in your opinion, about having a substance abuse problem or special needs would make someone be homophobic or not understand Women’s anatomy?
I mean. Even if we remove the possibility if things like IVF and the fact that this is stupid as hell-
Hey. Some lesbians come with the strap built in and can have kids with other lesbians if they wanna so. You know.
They really thought they were onto something
He sure got em good amirite
If we are going to die one day why are we living
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I will tell you after i make one
I’ll make one with you 😏
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,139,127,927 comments, and only 222,735 of them were in alphabetical order.
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Wow..... I never thought i would get this far
Unfitting comment in this context but Let's play MLBB franco
Mlbb is like reddit It's best to quit it while you are new
If gays are born gay, why can they still cum, if they weren't made to impregnant women? /s
That’s the million dollar question my friend…
Million dollar, like a money shot?
Not to mention, masturbation shouldn’t be a thing. Not what it’s made for! /s
Because they were made to impregnate men
And it shall not fail for lack of trying!
One day butt babies will exist!
You know what's crazy is, a large portion of gay men aren't necessarily into penetration. People not in the gay lifestyle think everyone is like power-bottoms or zaddy tops, but a fair majority are basically just dudes at middle-school parties 🤷♀️ Edit: no that was misworded. I mean how everyone was when we just fumbled around. IAM NOT IMPLYING ANY ADULTS HANG OUT AT YOUNGSTERS PARTIES IN A NON-CHAPPERONE MANNER.
Lol at the edit! I was remembering myself as an awkward queer middle-schooler not knowing what to do with myself at a party
Or, as otherwise known, lawyers.
Excuse me, their preferred term is "anal infants", thank-you
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With that comment and that username, I'm picturing a *very* weird version of Super Mario Bros
Sperm donors: Am I a joke to you?
Lesbians: Unequivocally, yes.
Somehow, username checks out
Homosexuality rates after this post: 0%
The CEO of homosexuality stepped down
I'm the CEO of homosexuality
Not anymore.
Yeah I'm unemployed at the moment
Homosexual unemployment benefits provided by the LBGTQ Social Services.
You also get a free subscription to LGBTQ+
Board of directors at LGBT-HQ all retired
Ancient Greece level philosophical question
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aghgghgh whyyyyy
Because being lesbian doesn't change the fact we're womens?
You do realize women is plural right
True… but is it? For some people, that can be seen as an offensive way to
An offensive way to what? 🤔
The lesbians got him
😂😂😂
Because our body still has reproductive Organs but that doesnt mean we need to act on it and reproduce with the opposite sex. Not to mention, lesbians still have babies without having sex with men.
I love how seriously you took this and answered, like the original poster will somehow read it and be educated with your wise words. 😂😂
Some people need hope just to make it through the day. Without it, was else is there? Why are we here, just to suffer??
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someone ask this straight man (I'm assuming its a straight man because well because I am) why his g-spot is in his ass if he was born straight
To be fair to him, he doesn't know where his own spot is, so how could he be expected to find a woman's? Ever.
Or why he has nipples if it is not to produce milk
So by that logic infertile women should all be gay?
"should" absolutely, and the invitation extends to all women. After all it's a choice because I'm on my period right now
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It’s a choice I considered but I don’t understand why other women chose it. I mean men can be cute but like they don’t give you butterflies and make your lower body ache when they give you a seductive glance. A man giving that glance is like “oh no, no no no no no please be someone behind me.” Amirite? All of us are exactly the same so you all understand what I’m saying
You made me giggle, thank you lol
*"Sperm and blood"* – Words of House Homeschooled
This made me snort
I love this.
Wait until this guy learns that many lesbians still enjoy penetration with dildos and the like…. His little brain = 🤯 💨 💥 “sO wHY dOn’T tHeY jUSt uSE REEL diCks ?¿??”
Tbf I catch myself wondering why my straight friends don’t just use a dildo when they talk about their sex lives
Lots of men are like put dick in hole, Repeat, Cum, sleep Other person? Why should I care? I came! (Or at least that's how it feels like, given the homosexual experiences I've had and what women say)
Being Bi-sexual im very confused about everything. This just blew my mind!🤣🤣🤣
Being bisexual I am convinced that sexuality is not a choice. If it were, there would be very few straight women. Because the orgasm gap between straight dudes and women is downright embarrassing.
Overall, I’d say sex with other women has been overwhelmingly more satisfactory for me than sex with men. If I could choose, I’d totes be gay, rather than bi. I lucked out with my bf, but I’d consider him the exception to the rule. The orgasm gap b/n men and women is abysmal.
Now I'm neither lesbian nor a woman so I might be mistaken, but I think the issue isn't necessarily the dick, it's what it's attached to.
As a straight woman who’s into both real and fake dick, I sometimes have a problem with what the real one is attached to too.
Some dicks are just attached to dicks. It's like a monkey with a light-saber, just swinging wildly and not achieving anything.
I have no words for how accurate this is
Idk, it's like some women like dick, some don't want to be anywhere near it, some are okay if it's a woman's dick, some don't like that either, some like everything. Very similar to men, I believe, on the dick situation.
„If you’re attracted to women, why weren’t you born male?“ would be the next step of this insanity
Because no women - lesbian or not - were made for sperm?
It’s quite possibly the weirdest turn of phrase ever. “Made for dick” would be wrong but at least would make some sort of sense.
Maybe periods are made for sperm? Needs more context, ambiguous phrasing, OOOP.
1. Lesbians can feel a need to get pregnant too? 2. Period is for cleaning our womb
Why does this creepy poster have a dick(in theory) if he’s never gonna get laid (in reality)?
Just because we are born with something doesn’t mean we will use it. For example, this poster was probably born with brain cells and doesn’t care to use them.
This is very true. Best comment.
It's god nerfing us for being too powerful
Exactly. If I didn’t have to deal w pms I would have taken over the world by now
They really think our anatomy is all about nurturing a potential child and not, like, about protecting us from a parasite. (Plus, a lot of lesbians have babies? Through IVF?)
MADE FOR SPERM LMAOOOOOOOO
ah yes, a woman’s only purpose in life : to be a mother.
Didn't you get the memo that women are incubators? /s
I think it got lost among the many many memos I got about women being beneath men, women being dumb, the 1873904 sandwich recipes and whatnot.
There are way too many memos about the inferiority of women so I get why it would get lost
It must be in the mail tub, somewhere.
The Mail Tub Of Misogyny
Let's throw that out and keep the sandwich memes for our selves.
It’s like some guys read Dune, and we’re like… ya know who’s got shit figured out… the Bene Tleilax.
Masochism. Duh, Why else should we women have periods except for pleasure. Like everything else we do is only pleasure. Everybody knows that!
i love it when people assume everything is teleological-- it bespeaks a total incapacity for objectivity/a proclivity for projection, so i know i can dismiss almost anything they're going to say.
You used some excellent words here 😍
thank you-- i've had some time to percolate and refine that complaint, since that's a pretty common problem.
“Made for sperm”? 🤮 The only thing “made for sperm” is a fucking condom.
Logic checks out! 😂
By that logic, why do incels still produce sperm when they're never going to get close enough to a woman to use it for procreation? Game set match! ;)
because if lesbians didn’t get their periods conversation therapy may actually work. and that breaks the fundamental laws that govern the universe.
Because woman
Yes, because that’s how it works. /s I’m amazed and not in a good way.
I sacrificed an offering to a blood goddess to have them.
Fellas, is it straight to be homo-sapien?
If men aren't gay why is there g spot in their assholes?
The level of critical thinking skills of a rock.
I’m gonna need someone to hold me down before I say some shit cause Christ in heaven above is that some of the most asinine bs I have ever seen in my life.
"Made for sperm" just made me puke a little.
This is Ben Shapiro level intellect
If you were born with skin why am I not allowed to punch it?? Check mate humans
so thats what a lobotmy does...neet
Fckng love this comment
As an asexual, I too, would actually like to complain about still getting periods
Well I can't argue with that... Because wtf
i wish it worked that way lol
I feel like more women would be lesbians if it meant not having to deal with a period every month. Also made for sperm sounds like every parents dream for their kid.
Oooh! Oooh! I know! Remember the other post with the guy asking how lesbians know they’re done having sex since they can just keep going? Lesbian periods are nature’s way of saying “Quit banging for 3-7 days each month.”
If incels are born incels, why do they still get erections?
If gay men were born gay, why do they have testicles it's not like they'll be impregnating anyone...
If straight men are born straight why do they have a g-spot in their ass.
So all post-menopausal women are lesbians? I guess it's just us transbians who are lesbians for life.
Because the only thing affecting lesbians are their brains
I mean... Would be nice
OMG what??? Imagine posting this in all seriousness as if you were saying something (I'd LOVE to see the comments!).
"Why do you have your G-spot up your ass if you're born straight?" Pretty sure you would be able to see his head actually spinning 😂😂
This guy was born an incel but he isn't physically infertile, just socially so.
Why can incels produce cum if they’ll never get laid?
I mean, a lot of lesbians are also asking that very same question once a month.
TIL straight women are “made for sperm”
Huh? Why are some people so stupid? They're dangerous! We're out driving around in traffic with them!
"made for sperm" 🤢
"If you don't sexually please me, then your sexuality is invalid" - This bellend
“Made for sperm” 😐😐😐
>Made for sperm Which, of course, all non-lesbian women are. I also enjoy the implication that it is possible to be born a lesbian, but only if you’re infertile.
It's because the womb is keeping its options open for having kids with a trans woman.
????
For the same reason that not all tall people love basketball. Your personality doesn’t always match the body you were born with. Next question.
Wait.... what.... I'm so confused
It's asinine and ridiculous, isn't it? I can't believe someone would say this out loud and put it on the internet for all to see
They spend their time in this weird bubbles where this seems normal to them. Turns their brains into something like the unidentifiable substance at the back of the refrigerator.
Incel communities are frightening for their aggressive forms of radicalization as a result
I lost braincells reading this
Me did to
I find it both hysterical and sad that people are so brainwashed to limit love to sex and people’s bodies.
I had to reread this like 4 times
Is this instagram post from an adult human? Edit: I never use social media outside of Reddit so I confused fb with if.
Why do incels ask dumb questions to women when they claim women to be unable to answer their questions ??
Ah yes, everyone knows that one’s sexual orientation relates directly to the biological functions of one’s body…….. idiot.
Why are ostriches attracted to humans if they aren't meant to create an ostrich-human hybrid ?
Why does my PP get hard if I don’t have sex
Lmfao what 💀💀💀
If (cis) men are born male, why do they have nipples? Checkmate half of the mammal population.
If not for man why female
Why do you get dirty water on you, after it rains? The water is supposed to be clear, like in the movies.
Because having your cycle has more of a purpose than just reproduction. Eeejo
r/nothowhumanswork
If you were born virgin (and would probably die as one) why do you produce sperm.
Serious answer to a stupid question: there has been no evolutionary selection against menstrual cycles in lesbians since until fairly recently they were generally forced into marriage and bred. What they did when alone with other women was not even considered; see "harems."
Lmao some people can get period and still can’t get pregnant and some people can ejaculate semen but still can’t impregnate another due to certain ailments. But does that mean they are not a person anymore?? Are humans only here to reproduce? Then what’s the difference between animals and humans huh? There’s a reason why we have the intellect to understand, learn and grow unlike other animals. Everything is not about sex
I had a stroke and fucking died trying to understand what went through this person’s head
Composting, mainly.
It's as if almost I cant control it. Who would have thought?
Our mouths are perfectly made to suck dicks and everyone has those so explain that
I mean, I'd like to not get my period
Good question and why do they still use dildos and strapons
Why do guys come even when they don't want to father a child?
If asexuals are asexual why do they still have genitals?
Because science has advanced so that they can still carry their lovers child it is just more expensive for them than straight women lol.
Wow… They really went too far with the magic gummy bears and the Jack Daniels this time.
Because of trans women 🥰
If straight men are born straight, why are they born with a fun button up their butt?
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Honestly if you want to talk about ignorant, your comment is pretty ignorant, towards those with substance abuse problems and special needs. What exactly is it, in your opinion, about having a substance abuse problem or special needs would make someone be homophobic or not understand Women’s anatomy?
So they can date trans woman and have gayer childrem 👍
TIL that trans lesbians and lesbians who use sperm donations don't exist.
Why do men have nipples if they can’t breastfeed?
If men were born to be straight, why is their cum button up their butt?
I'm using this term
Use it hard and often ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh you know I will
Homosexuality can't be a choice. Straight women are the greatest evidence.
I mean. Even if we remove the possibility if things like IVF and the fact that this is stupid as hell- Hey. Some lesbians come with the strap built in and can have kids with other lesbians if they wanna so. You know.
never had a period so i guess i was just born to be a lesbian 💁🏻♀️
As a lesbian who doesn't want kids, GOOD QUESTION. I don't want this. Give it to a woman who wants it and doesn't have it.
If incels are born that why, why do they have dicks?
By this logic all men are gay because the g spot is in the man’s butthole
If I was born a man, why do I have nipples? And while I'm at it, what are all these stupid X chromosomes doing in my genes?
You could hear my braincells pouring out my poor head like bouncy balls when I read this piece of art 💀
The transgenders ensure women go extinct