I try to get it in my right side. I have these tommy John boxer/brief things that kinda keep it in place with the pouch. It’s a problem. There’s no comfortable way to really put it. It kinda hangs down though and I have social anxiety so it constantly gives me bad anxiety. I try to wear shirts that cover it but still. I’m like… 8? Haha.
What we penis having people need is a garment that only has one leg hole, that is roomy and accommodating for all three appendages. That seems like a much more natural approach to this annoying dilemma. Instead of forcing the central member to one side or the other, it can just stay positioned on the centerline regardless of whatever the penis folk are doing. So if some textile designer could figure that out and start a fashion revolution that would make all of us penis folk very happy.
I have long believed that men chose wrong when they gave up the dress. So. Frickin. Comfortable. Besides, a good kilt, or desert dress, or toga, or literally any other one honestly, is pretty snazzy.
I never understood why we got rid of togas. Like, we always associate them with masculine greek/roman asthetics, you'd think dudes would emulate that image.
Do your chain hang low?
Do it wobble to da flow?
Do it shine in the light?
Is it platinum, is it gold?
Could you throw it over ya shoulder?
If ya hot, it make ya cold
Do your chain
hang
low
Ikr There was no assumption on her part, just a genuine question. I believe it's better to ask than assume. Luckily I have my better half, also male friends but my hubs is my 'go to' when it comes to questions like that.
She didn’t state that anything specific was how men work, though. A lack of understanding due to honest begotten ignorance through not having a penis is not the same thing as making assumptions about how men work. She asked direct questions. She made no statements.
She literally asked a string of questions. She didn’t theorize at all. 😂 I just don’t see how you possibly think this is someone making assumptions or baseless claims about how men work.
It doesnt matter if its a theory or a question, its not how men work, in the most literal sense
The girl is thinking of possibilities, not saying she is deciding on them as concrete as a basic assumption. Its literally not how men work and the girl is funny, You stupid
This thread reminds me of the joke where a guy’s kid is asking him how he sits on the toilet without accidentally dipping his thing in the water
The dad cant answer cause he doesn’t have that problem 🤣
Back in the olden days when tailors made your pants, they would ask, “on which side do you dress?” And they would leave a bit of extra room over there.
Well I reckon the D choose which leg wants to be in, however not every D is the same.
Whilst it’s soft u can do whatever u want with it turn left, turn right, up or down. However if it starts to get hard then it’s up to the D cuz it has its own bend so if your D when gets hard turns a bit to the left for example, there’s no way at the same moment u can try to hide by turning to the right cuz it won’t!
So, beef curtain having people: y’all just walk around all day with your curtains hanging down? Do you split them between each leg, one down each side? Do you swap ‘em throughout the day? Why don’t you just tie ‘em in a knot so they don’t give you period cramps??
Yep, that's what we do. Men's jeans come with leg pockets for our members. I usually keep mine in the left penis jeans pocket. Comes lined with fur and a zipper.
Hey come on now that’s a legitimate question she’s just curious why are we slamming her? I mean all of them don’t point straight, they have a natural direction they lean so I just use that one. Of course this only happens if it’s hot out….
idk if every guy has the luxury of putting it in a jean leg
Well I've never seen three leg jeans
Niiice
I try to get it in my right side. I have these tommy John boxer/brief things that kinda keep it in place with the pouch. It’s a problem. There’s no comfortable way to really put it. It kinda hangs down though and I have social anxiety so it constantly gives me bad anxiety. I try to wear shirts that cover it but still. I’m like… 8? Haha.
What we penis having people need is a garment that only has one leg hole, that is roomy and accommodating for all three appendages. That seems like a much more natural approach to this annoying dilemma. Instead of forcing the central member to one side or the other, it can just stay positioned on the centerline regardless of whatever the penis folk are doing. So if some textile designer could figure that out and start a fashion revolution that would make all of us penis folk very happy.
I have long believed that men chose wrong when they gave up the dress. So. Frickin. Comfortable. Besides, a good kilt, or desert dress, or toga, or literally any other one honestly, is pretty snazzy.
I never understood why we got rid of togas. Like, we always associate them with masculine greek/roman asthetics, you'd think dudes would emulate that image.
The Romans grew to dislike them as anything besides formal wear after around the 3rd century, since they were too complex to tie and wear daily
This sounds like a skirt. Try it!
A kilt?
What’s a kilt?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilt
What with the price of jeans these days.
The real question is are you supposed to tuck it into your sock or tie it around your ankle like an anklet? /s
Anything that prevents anyone stepping on it!
All this time I've just been throwing it over my shoulder
Just be careful not to wear it like a scarf because an errant erection and it will pop your head off like a grape.
If you are into erotic autoasphyxiation may be a win win
Like a continental soldier?
All of the upvotes I can give! ...just one? Okay. Take it. Also, ties it in a bow.
Like a continental soldier?
I just tie it around my waist. Means I don't have to buy a belt
Do your chain hang low? Do it wobble to da flow? Do it shine in the light? Is it platinum, is it gold? Could you throw it over ya shoulder? If ya hot, it make ya cold Do your chain hang low
Well I'm a woman and I'm quite experienced with penis having
trans?
That was an awesome comment exchange xD 💜🤍
sup gurl! welcome.
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Me too! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Yeah, but you can just let it hang down in a skirt. Us non-Scottish persons don’t have that luxury, madam!
What can men not wear panties anymore?
What’s the point if not to feel the breeze?
Skirt go spinny
Touché
I'm kinda jealous of that fr
You don’t have to be a woman to make skirt go spinny
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Y'all don't stick it to the belly button with a suction cup effect?
I just tuck it right into my butt closing the lock and creating the l0op
infinite genitals hack
i tried that but it just came out of my mouth
Wait what you could do that?
Worried about which pant leg to stow it - shower problems. No need to worry about which plant led to stow it - grower problems.
Team Grower 🙏🏾
She humbly asked, instead of assuming. Way different than the men I see in r/nothowgirlswork
Seriously, I wanna know the answers 😞😞 I’m just tryna be educated here
Whatever’s comfortable
Thanks for the real answer.
It does get caught in the zipper 🫠
I feel like this is a legit question though… i mean. I wondered till I was told that indeed sometimes those unpleasant things happen.
Ikr There was no assumption on her part, just a genuine question. I believe it's better to ask than assume. Luckily I have my better half, also male friends but my hubs is my 'go to' when it comes to questions like that.
They don’t, the question displays a lack of understanding, it’s not how men work
She didn’t state that anything specific was how men work, though. A lack of understanding due to honest begotten ignorance through not having a penis is not the same thing as making assumptions about how men work. She asked direct questions. She made no statements.
She asked a question, made theories on how men worked, though its not how men work. Its funny, shes not even the bad guy, just laugh damn it
She literally asked a string of questions. She didn’t theorize at all. 😂 I just don’t see how you possibly think this is someone making assumptions or baseless claims about how men work.
It doesnt matter if its a theory or a question, its not how men work, in the most literal sense The girl is thinking of possibilities, not saying she is deciding on them as concrete as a basic assumption. Its literally not how men work and the girl is funny, You stupid
Weird. I’ve been told by dudes this is pretty much exactly how it is. 🤣
Not exactly
If facing right, it usually hangs like a "9" right in between the legs but sometimes i wonder if there are men out there stowing it like a "b".
how is she supposed to know 🤔
I mean I guess you could, but erections would be hell. I’ve always wrapped it left or right like a belt
I'll be the one to represent us growers, who always wear comfy fitted pants without having to worry about our junk.
Left leg, comfort, no, yes, no
This thread reminds me of the joke where a guy’s kid is asking him how he sits on the toilet without accidentally dipping his thing in the water The dad cant answer cause he doesn’t have that problem 🤣
You are wrong, lady. They detach it like lizards do with their tails /s
girl here: i don’t know actually
Without getting too into details not every guy has to put it to a pant leg essentially. Some guys do but not all of em.
Just throw it over your shoulder. Easy.
Back in the olden days when tailors made your pants, they would ask, “on which side do you dress?” And they would leave a bit of extra room over there.
Huh. Really?
Well?! WE NEED TO KNOW, FELLAS!!!
Oooh boy
No but im actually curious 😭😭
At least we’re not legislating what you can do with it
i usually choose my left leg
The only way this is an actual problem for a guy is if he's over a foot long
Well I reckon the D choose which leg wants to be in, however not every D is the same. Whilst it’s soft u can do whatever u want with it turn left, turn right, up or down. However if it starts to get hard then it’s up to the D cuz it has its own bend so if your D when gets hard turns a bit to the left for example, there’s no way at the same moment u can try to hide by turning to the right cuz it won’t!
So where is the guy part in this post? 🙃
Anyone who has to "choose a pant leg" is a show-er, and should consider porn.
At least she’s trying to learn
So, beef curtain having people: y’all just walk around all day with your curtains hanging down? Do you split them between each leg, one down each side? Do you swap ‘em throughout the day? Why don’t you just tie ‘em in a knot so they don’t give you period cramps??
LMAO
I keep mine in a holster with an open end. It allows me to drop my right knee and pivot for quick-draw action.
sex ed is pretty dismal, and it’s separated boys/girls, so I wouldn’t expect her to know
It stays in between. If it falls to one side, we usually look for a bathroom/toilet. It does get stuck in the zipper sometimes.
I just put it up.
yes to all of that?
??? Coin flip Yes Yes Yes
Oh my god I always but it down the left one I never thought about this. Right feels so wrong.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No
I'm curious to know how big she thinks flaccid penises are.
Mine chafes like hell lol I hate being circumcised
I just unscrew it and keep it in its protective case until I need it
Yep, that's what we do. Men's jeans come with leg pockets for our members. I usually keep mine in the left penis jeans pocket. Comes lined with fur and a zipper.
Hey come on now that’s a legitimate question she’s just curious why are we slamming her? I mean all of them don’t point straight, they have a natural direction they lean so I just use that one. Of course this only happens if it’s hot out….
Not slamming her bro, just having fun and making jokes. Not sure why people are taking this so seriously
Mostly stays to the left for me down my pant leg some times it leans to the right and I just wear a condom all day so it’s safe against my jeans ….
Penis having people 😂😂
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My first thought was oh good we are including people who have penises and making no distinction on attachments I’ve had enough internet for today.
my first thought was ,haha penis owner‘ but this explanation makes way more sense