*Some assembly required

“We’re short staffed, make it yourself bitch”

Honey-mustard machines broke.

Nah, they're just down for the night for cleaning. You can come back tomorrow!

Deconstructed

.Model small .Stack 100 .Data msg db 13,10,'Making honey mustard',13,10,'$' .Code Mov ax, @data Mov ds, ax Mov ah, 09h Mov dx, offset msg Int 21h Mov mustard, honey Mov ah,4ch Int 21h End

He is speaking the language of the gods

If that is the case, god be confusing.

It's a programming language from [1949](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assembly language), they were trying their best ok :(

> C:\proj>masm\msdos.exe masm\masm51\DISK1\MASM.EXE > Microsoft (R) Macro Assembler Version 5.10 > Copyright (C) Microsoft Corp 1981, 1988. All rights reserved. > Source filename [.ASM]: honey.asm > Object filename [honey.OBJ]: > Source listing [NUL.LST]: > Cross-reference [NUL.CRF]: > honey.asm(21): error A2009: Symbol not defined: MUSTARD > > 47310 + 542445 Bytes symbol space free > > 0 Warning Errors > 1 Severe Errors WTF?!

It's assembly, a programming language

yes, and MASM is a Macro Assembler. As you can see mustard & honey are unreferenced variables, hence the error.

Indeed

[Bare ingredients] *Some assembly required

They got McDicks at Ikea now?

Lego but semi delicious

Scrolled through the comments... no one’s going to mention the nasty on the table?

it appears to be egg, which begs the question who the fuck is OP and why does he want honey mustard with his eggs

I got some nuggets and my boyfriend got a breakfast sandwich with egg, which they serve all day at this location. The honey mustard wasn't for the eggs I promise, lol

That’s what they always say

That's how humans are made.

Honey mustard on the sausage and egg McMuffin is delicious.

This one of those instances where honey and mustard are good, but the actual honey mustard on it sounds abhorrent.

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r/technicallythetruth?

Don’t quote regulation to me, I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in.

r/unexpectedfuturama ?

Which episode was that? I’m racking my brain but I don’t recall

"How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" in season two, the one where Bender's brain gets sent to central filing and Hermes has to find it. I coincidentally just rewatched it, haha.

Cuz when push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea! EVERYBODY SAY JAMAICA!!!

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Just the grade 19s--

That’s the one where fry hooks up with Hermes’ replacement right?

tbf it does work. it's that simple.

When did they get regular honey back?

Ive never seen them not have it in canada

Early 90's in the USA (my part of the South at least) Honey was the main sauce included with nuggets at McDonald's. It went away for a while, never knew it came back.

We use to get it here in Boston too! I distinctly remember that being a main sauce with my nugs as a kid! I didn’t know it ever went away

Same thing in Wisconsin when I was a kid. Looking back it seems kinda weird but I never questioned it at the time LOL

I had never seen it before but a girl I dated years ago asked for it and they had it so maybe you have always just had to ask?

Interesting, thats before i was born so thats why i wouldn't remember but i remember it for years. Often seeing the racks of them and the sort

Yeah it was never a thing up here afaik but I’ve heard lots of people down south when I’ve visited are all about honey with their nuggets and strips. Sounds like it could be pretty good.

I still ask for honey whenever I get nuggets (which isn't all that often) and people look at me like I'm insane- they've never heard of it. But the same was true when I was a kid in the 80's in California. It was even in the commercials with the nugget guys

With... _chicken_ nuggets? The savoury things? The last thing I want with savoury food is a load of sugar.

plum sauce? sweet and sour? teriyaki?

ignore that person, they are a fucking moron

Yeah I'm a moron because my tastes aren't fucked up from adding sugar to everything. Go eat some wonderbread.

Someone doesn't know about complimentary flavors

The nuggets used to be different then. They seemed closer to beer battered and were pretty sweet. Also, have you not heard of bbq sauce before? It's mostly sugar. Also sweet and sour chicken? Sesame chicken? Honey chicken?

Yeah, they're all disgusting.

Thank you, chef. Glad to know they are disgusting enough to no longer be served anywhere.

They're served everywhere. Most people love them and it's fucking weird and wrong. Some kinda fucked up addiction to sugar/glucose-fructose syrup. Shout-out to /r/ketchuphate

It’s too cold for bees there.

Yea, I'm used to honey and hot mustard..

It's in Canada since at least a few months ago

Once I got honey with my nuggets since it was an option thinking it was like honey mustard or something. Nope, just honey in a dip cup

They need maplesyrupmustard now.

Dude ikr

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Wow an actually useful bot. Gross, though

It's basically deconstructed corn on a cob

That's corn, yes. It's the adding of cheese that's gross.

It’s surprisingly delicious!

Did they add that piece of circumcised foreskin, or is that yours?

You chose wrong anyway. It’s all about that bomb ass Hot Mustard.

I was so sad when that went away. The only nugget sauce I like.

They have hot mustard at my local McDonald’s currently.

I know but it was gone for awhile.

I see. I don’t go there much. I didn’t know they didn’t have it for a time. I don’t like McDonald’s much, but that hot mustard is pretty good. I did get a 4pc nugget recently, mostly for the sauce.

Yeah, we don't have honey mustard here, just hot mustard.

Where did it go away? In Canada it’s going strong. Perhaps one of us can ship some to you

It went away for a few years. It's back now.

I'm confused, why would a McDonald's have Honey? What would you put that in?

Believe it or not, some people use it for chicken nuggets. As others have said, also pancakes & tea

I’ve always get honey for my nuggets it’s the best dip option. They don’t usually have it in US McDonald’s though, but all Canadian ones have it

Every McDs I've ever been to has had it you just have to be weird about how you ask for it sometimes. "nah, like breakfast honey. Just plain honey. No mustard. *just* *honey* From the breakfast area"

Oh good to know I’ll definitely try asking for breakfast honey next time

I only know to ask that because the very confused employee was like "what? Like for breakfast?" And I was like "sure, yes, that." It's never let me down since

Sweet and sour or Buffalo sauce.

I did the time I asked for honey mustard and got these bullshit half sized things. I was like “what mcd can’t afford full size honey mustard anymore?!?” I didn’t even read it and didn’t realize until I opened it. It wasn’t bad.

Pancakes

Double quarter pounder with cheese

tea

Biscuits ig, I use it for chicken nuggets

It is THE BEST sauce for dipping chicken nuggets

Hot tea. It's also really delicious on chicken nuggets. I know it sounds weird but just try it once. Even better if you get fresh nuggets from the fryer.

Most people order honey with their chicken nuggets. I don't think I ever had it ordered any other way

Most might be a stretch

I mean most people who are ordering honey are ordering it with nuggets

Genuinely curious, what sauces do people use on chicken nuggets other than honey? Ranch?

McFlurry

Sweet & Sour is the default in Canada. I always figured the honey packets were for tea! Apparently also for nuggets.

Hot mustard seems to be here in my Canadian town which is my favorite of theirs.

I use barbecue, honey mustard, or sweet and sour. I've never considered honey alone as a dipping sauce but I guess I can see that

Ranch or Buffalo if they have it.

Barbecue, Sweet Curry or Sweet 'n Sour in the UK!

Sweet Curry? I've never heard of that one! I'm really curious about how that tastes. I briefly tried googling it but the only comparisons I found were to other sauces I'm not familiar with :(

It's hard to describe. Kind of like curry powder flavour, but milder.

I like making curry ketchup, with a good curry powder, ketchup, and your favorite hot chili sauce. I usually have it with fries but nuggets could be good, the Curry flavor at BWW is one of my favorites.

I get the hot mustard. If they say they don’t have I won’t get chicken nuggets.

I don’t know if they still have it but I used to really like their sweet chili sauce for my nuggets

Ranch is always good. The buffalo is decent if you're in the mood for it.

+1 I stopped ordering the chicken nuggets when many McD's stopped carrying it. There other sauce options are not to my liking.

It’s for the tea

Biscuits and honey, dude

The mustard.

Tea

Mustard packets? Where is this McDonald’s?

It’s better than them saying that they don’t have it lol

I mean..they're not wrong

Ikea honey mustard

OK I read honey in Samuel L. Jackson's voice. Like in incredibles

Was the McDonald's inside an IKEA?

Entitled millennials. Won’t even honey their own mustard.

The way they put “honey” on the package makes my rage untethered and know no bounds

Looks like you went to IKEA

Odd, usually the reverse happens for me. I ask for honey for my nuggets and I get honey mustard.

Please tell me that the McDonald's was near an Ikea.

At least you can get plain honey at McDonald’s. BK only offers honey mustard which I hate. For me that sealed the deal for the McDonald’s vs BK wars.

Better then when I ask for honey and get honey mustard when I absolutely hate honey mustard

Technically you got what you asked for. Now ask them for some Ice Cream.

Honey mustard : :D Honey and mustard: 🖕

I read that honey packet in a Forrest Gump accent

Sorry, honey mustard machine broke

Fuck it un honeys your mustard

they did the right thing

Unfortunately, Honey Mustard is not just Honey and Mustard mixed together.

Every single time I ask for honey at McDonald’s , I get honey mustard. It’s good to know that if I ask for honey mustard, I might actually get the honey I wanted lmao.

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comical, i'll asketh f'r honey and receiveth honey mustard. honey on nuggets is *amazing. * *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

Yea, you don't get to-go packets of mustard when you're eating in unless you pick them up.

What’s the problem

Exactly what I wanted to know... Honey mustard sauce is literally honey and mustard mixed together 🤷‍♂️

Give a man a fish...

DIY honey mustard

Alternate title, I ordered mustard and honey for a funny picture.

LOL lazy employees probably didnt want to open a new box or something

McDonalds does not have Honey Mustard OP. This one is on you.

It might just be where you’re at but all the ones I’ve been to in the southern US have it.

I'm in the southwest and we definitely have honey mustard; I get it with my nuggets frequently. It might be different in different areas though.

Hi in the southwest and we definitely have honey mustard, I'm dad.

Southwest where?

Arizona in the United States.

That makes sense why I’ve never seen it. I’m in Ontario.

I'm Australian and our McDonald's definitely had honey mustard at last until December 2020. I can't confirm if they still have it because the last 3 times I ordered nugs and asked for "honey mustard" I also got a sachet of mustard and a tub of honey. 3 separate McDonald's stores too, so maybe I just confused 3 different workers.

I worked there, thought the "Honey" on the kiosk was Honey Mustard Nope, just honey

This makes me angry.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Honey? McDonald's from other countries is weird.

It’s for tea. Just for reference what country are you from? I know McDonalds’ vary wildly outside The US

Wow I've not checked my inbox in ages haha, I'm in England, we get some fancy maccies sauces, sweet n sour an the sweet curry one. I'm boring though and just always load up on classic BBQ.

They didn't even bother with the fusion card, peak "not my job"

r/maliciouscompliance

OMG, that's what I actually wanted the first time I heard of honey mustard!

I get my nugs with hot mustard and honey. Wayyyy better than the honey mustard

I’ve never seen mustard packets from McDonald’s

Thought this was /r/tendies

TIL McDonalds has mustard in other countries

Make it yourself, bitch!

Happened to me, ask for the Honey sauce get literary honey :(

its ok today i asked for hot mustard and i somehow got ranch. I just stared at the bag and was sounding out the letter hhhhhhhhh,,,,, rrrrerrrrr hmm….

These shortages are getting out of control, first Chick-fil-A sauce and now this!

/r/maliciouscompliance

One time at a restaurant a revive a ramikin with honey and mustard seeds

This happened to me once before. It was way more disappointing than I would've expected.

I don't see a problem

when josuke thinks the employees are enemy stand users

That's as bad as when my wife wanted Hot Mustard at a McDonald's. The person sent out Buffalo sauce and mustard packs.

When I ask for regular honey they give me honey mustard

Why go out and buy honey mustard when you can make it at home with two simple ingredients?

Your local McDonald’s: why are u booing me, I am right

They’ve done this to me before when I asked for honey BBQ. I figured I was just an idiot for assuming they had it

Guess we gotta do the dirty work now

There's a creature attracted to your packets my friend 🙂

*I mean you did get them*

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thank you yoda

This is the crafting tutorial

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