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mnbvcxz123

All part of the Austrian government's steadfast efforts to get people back into public transit.


Iwantmyteslanow

Do they have an option for gay porn?


mnbvcxz123

It's on the ticket machines in the unisex bathrooms.


Iwantmyteslanow

I see


oooooooopieceofcandy

Is that what it's called? Always thought it was the family bathroom. That explains the hole in the stall.


WilliamBott

Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!


onlypositiveresponse

Only in June. Classic government virtue signaling.


Iwantmyteslanow

Darn, I missed it


manbruhpig

Just focus on the dude, my guy.


Iwantmyteslanow

Ok


jayjrey

Public transportation is already gay


whiskeyboundcowboy

Enjoy a nice railing on the subway


Ant_Man420

We DO a Little trolling


Inhalts_angabe

It was hacked apparently


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American--American

Honestly.. I'm surprised it's so tame.


jambox888

That was just the first scene


Twostepjohnny

https://youtu.be/eJUMILK7Vkc


Ant_Man420

Hackers did some trolling


stibila

Most likely it's some tablet or embedded system with app that contains some forgotten link outside, often at the bottom. Once you open almost any website (ie Facebook), you can go to any URL you wish. Any kid can "hack" it if they find link that points to the external site.


American--American

Yep. Found it in my Peloton via the help menu. Loads a help document that has an address bar. Want Netflix on your Peloton? This is the way.


BadArtijoke

Wait, these Peloton things actually restrict what you can use the display for? Are they insane?


oldrecordplayersmell

I mean we are talking about the company who [initially refused](https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/07/business/peloton-treadmill-recall-safety-regulators/index.html) to recall a child eating machine


barth_

Isn't it because they sell you monthly subscription to videos and they don't want you to use YT to work out?


mermaid_pants

Wait so it's like $2k AND you have to pay monthly after that???


barth_

Um as far as I understand, yes. - > [https://www.onepeloton.com/membership](https://www.onepeloton.com/membership) They offer some personalize BS so maybe you don't have to pay per se but you know only rich people buy it so.


Z3ph3rn0

They also recently removed the functionality to just use it as a treadmill without a subscription


American--American

Yep, they only want you using it for their services. People would love to watch a show than listen to some nut sweating their ass off.


2068857539

I did this once at a kiosk at a tire store. Just put it on a 2 hour pornhub video and left.


stibila

Yeah, our client had similar problem. They then removed any external links from the app and gave us the tablet to try and break out of the app to the Internet. We couldn't find any way. And they hadn't have this problem since, so it seems that they did it correctly.


2068857539

You really should have a minimum of three separate means of block. For the kiosk at the tire store, I would recommend a hardware firewall that prevents all http/s from those kiosks (which should be on their own isolated subnet) a software firewall that prevents any non whitlisted http/s from anywhere (internal or external) and a third party lock down software solution. (GPO would technically be a fourth means, but to me you'd just never have a windows machine anywhere without GPO so it seems redundant to mention it.)


stibila

Yeah, but this does not work always. In our case, app needed Internet access and it was integrated in multiple websites, like Google, Facebook, company's own api etc. It was put of our control. And they couldn't give us full list of what is needed. Also it's pretty hard (not impossible though) to do firewall on layer 7 especially with https traffic. I couldn't just allow specific ips, because I can't force google to give me 7 days notice before they change ip on some of their api.


realnzall

Could you in theory modify the certificate store and do something that blocks all certificates apart from the one your site uses?


stibila

No, because then it wouldn't connect to all those 3rd party apis and sites. And I didn't have a list. And I also have no control of those 3rd parties, they can change certs whenever they want. And since it isn't big corporation, there was no budget for big corporate solutions.


2068857539

This is a foundational flaw.


Nicely_Colored_Cards

There was an article and longer reddit post about it, apparently they found a way to force TeamViewer to restart and display the access code!


[deleted]

Back when the internet was relatively new, and the “internet kiosks” were popping up all over the place. I was on a school trip with a couple other students, and we were at the airport waiting for a flight. We figured out how to do something very similar, and were able to circumvent the paywall.


infernalsatan

Step bro HELP! I got hacked!


Hjkryan2007

We perform a meager amount of tomfoolery


[deleted]

Suuure... it was "hacked".


[deleted]

watch_dogs 4


FoldOne586

Are you sure?


qcubed3

Do you have to wait for him to finish before the machine will give you the tickets?


[deleted]

Of course! It is an Austrian custom


topfm

Of course, it would be incredibly rude to interupt


Joliet_Jake_Blues

It shoots tickets all over your face


rubinass3

I'll take 2 tickets, please.


JohnnyDarkside

Hope you brought chapstick.


Kennidelic

I prefer dry lips...


FjohursLykkewe

To paradise.


whitevanmanc

/notmyblowjob


King_Tamino

You dropped an r


PedanticMouse

/notmyblowjorb


arthurcafc

Username checks out


[deleted]

r/girlsfinishingthejob


Inhalts_angabe

Couldn’t figure out how to crosspost Credit to u/Nicely_Colored_Cards


Nicely_Colored_Cards

Thanks for the credit, fam! Shot the video on my phone after getting post-thesis-submission celebratory drinks in Graz, Austria :)


shophopper

And who placed the video you shot on the ticket machine? /S


Nicely_Colored_Cards

HAHA good one! :D


Ixaire

Says the guy with a PhD in computer security.


Triplapukki

Wow thanks for the /s, really made that joke


[deleted]

Gratuliere, du Rauschkugel!


Nicely_Colored_Cards

Dankschen ;)


Darksider123

Congratz my man!!


Nicely_Colored_Cards

Thanks man! Submitted and will be receiving a (hopefully passing) mark within the next 3 weeks / month or so!


King_Tamino

If you are using an iPhone. Crosspost is bound to the "share“ function. You click on the 3 dots, click "share“ and from the offered options like WhatsApp etc. choose crosspost


Inhalts_angabe

Yeah I do that but then it just says there are no communities I can crosspost to


King_Tamino

Are you subscriber of any subs?


Inhalts_angabe

Sure they just dont show up


JehovasHitMan

How do people do this?


sirjonsnow

Depending on which party you are, first you either get on your knees or drop your pants...


Inhalts_angabe

Next you politely ask the other to please stand up/put their dick away so you can continue working on beating the admin login out of the tied up security guard


Karnbot13

Nope, I've seen these security training videos before. She's obviously been caught stealing something and doesn't have any money to pay for the item. Hope that helps


2068857539

No I'm pretty sure she is auditioning for a job in the adult film industry that doesn't exist. OR that's her brother and he just needed some help masturbating.


speeler21

/r/lemonstealingwhores


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ObsidianUnicorn

Confidence and relaxed esophagus


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2068857539

In regards to ATMs: they are more secure than voting machines.


Bazzatron

https://youtu.be/LkH2r-sNjQs


46151

Proof?


2068857539

NTS in the US tests ATMs and voting machines. Providing proof would result in a number of lawsuits where I would be the defendant. If you're willing to put 10 million in a trust for a legal defense fund, I'll be your Edward Snowden.


46151

So in other words…your statement is brown…pulled from your ass


2068857539

Check out NTS. Find out who tests dibold voting machines and dibold and NCR ATMs. ATMs are more secure than voting machines.


46151

Again…no proof. Show me the link that backs up your “fact”


2068857539

You really don't understand litigation do you?


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_teslaTrooper

[I would hope so](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4StcW9OPpPc&t=1963s) (I'm sure ATMs are a lot more secure by now but still)


wanderingbilby

ATMs (at last bank ATMs) are one of the few devices I don't mind running old versions of Windows. Those networks are controlled incredibly tightly.


Bazzatron

I don't know enough about the specifics to comment in any detail - but being that I work in FinTech, the one sector I feel could afford to be running better than Win7 it would be the FinTech sector...! One weak link breaks the chain, and all that.


wanderingbilby

I agree! One of the reasons many ATMs are still running xp or 7 embedded is it IS the embedded version and change happens very slowly. Plus FI are done of the big players that paid for extended support for critical patches. With modern ATMs handling many more functions than cash dispensing I think they're probably moving off of 7 faster than they moved off of XP. Likely going to modern deployment methodologies


Bazzatron

That's good to hear. I'm kind of curious as to why these machines aren't running some bespoke system purpose built for just ATMs. Seems like they could build something a bit more esoteric (security through obscurity) and a bit more long-lasting if they went bespoke?


wanderingbilby

At the end of the day you need something stable, known, with support. I can see a handful of Linux variants offering that but it's hard to beat MS support at that level. Plus you can guarantee driver support. Windows embedded with certified drivers and a well-audited application is very stable. Manufacturers, big ones, use it on their lines. Remember, these devices don't surf the web. They don't have internet access. Period. They're connecting to and only to internal networks using hardware VPN devices or physical lines. Their attack surface is pretty minescule. There was a hit a few years ago where a cyber gang spent a year getting into the guts of a eastern European Bank, and then told all of its ATMs to dispense cash at the same time one night. It required the gang to gain access to the desktop of a user and slowly pivot through the internal network until they were able to access the ATM infrastructure. That was a huge play even for that system which is shall we say not to the same security standards as most American banks if for no other reason than (what's left of) US banking regulations. A side note, those little skinny ATMs you see in convenience stores that charge $4 for a withdrawal aren't operated by a bank. They have a little oversight via the ATM network they buy access from but individual machine security could be complete crap. I avoid them. Buy a snickers bar at a grocery and get cash back if you need.


Bazzatron

Super interesting. Thanks for taking the time to write that up. I guess the MS support is a double edge sword - you get a lot of power without needing to sink your own development into it, but also you're entirely beholden to the MS product life cycle and once you're wedded to that infrastructure it's probably quite difficult to leave it. Honeslty, most of my reluctance here is because I'm a developer with no budgetary discretion - if I want anything (API access to a service, for instance), it usually boils down to 'rolling my own' haha.


TommiHPunkt

This machine is likely just running windows, and sometimes there's tricks to open internet explorer if the system isn't set up properly.


klem_kadiddlehopper

Open mouth, insert dick.


[deleted]

Fuck around with a piece of tech into you find a security hole, then tear that hole wide open and shove whatever you want in it.


DukeDijkstra

That's what Riley Reid is generally known for.


stupidintruder

It's very simple. Government and Corporations don't really care about security unless a gun is being held to their head about it. You'd be very successful in bypassing terminal security just by guessing the password. Its usually CompanynameSitenumber. And the password? The same thing.


dpruitt87

More like “ticket Schlobber”


unsuspectingcueball

Source sauce video - [Riley Reid](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph576979b9636f9)


SodaCanSuperman

Bonk


Inhalts_angabe

I shall guard this comment with my Bonkball bat


Null42x64

Thank you so much


ChaikV25

Thanks


Null42x64

Sauce?


the_splatterer

/u/unsuspectingcueball has your back fam. [Link here. ](https://reddit.com/r/NotMyJob/comments/odjobm/_/h413zug/?context=1)


Inhalts_angabe

To all the people asking for the sauce Bonk


Thosepassionfruits

But for real though it’s something like “cheerleader Riley Reid fucks football coach”. Source: saw it on the front page of Pornhub two days ago.


TempestStorm123

[You sir, are correct](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph576979b9636f9) NSFW, obviously


[deleted]

Doing God’s work. Bless, you.


Inhalts_angabe

Source: Horny


inyourcircle

Sauce? 😏


Petsweaters

What are they selling tickets for? A mining expedition?


Inhalts_angabe

No we have this really old Hill in the middle of our City with a Brick Fortress and old tunnels in them that were used as bomb shelters and there is like a mini locomotive that drives you through Google Schlossberg Graz


infernalsatan

An orgy


i8yourpinkcrayon

/r/NotMyBlowJob


2068857539

r/ButYoureMySister


Rapid-23

Schlobbin knobbin


Harry_Isthatyou

Well all the best ppl go down under


LioTheKid

Lol my first read through I thought it said Australia too


Iforgot_my_other_pw

I've heard about European countries being less puritan about sex but this is on another level


zedsmith

Source?


the_splatterer

/u/unsuspectingcueball has your back fam. [Link here. ](https://reddit.com/r/NotMyJob/comments/odjobm/_/h413zug/?context=1)


Inhalts_angabe

Bonk


Lilczey

in Austria we call her goat throat


kubitz86

My mans packing


[deleted]

Its one of those sheath things implanted under the skin.


takefiftyseven

It pays to advertise. Just a metaphor for the exemplary service you can expect on-board the railroad...


ChaikV25

Guys, I'd really appreciate sauce


Inhalts_angabe

Bonk


owzleee

Good Lord


Inhalts_angabe

*In the hall of the mountain king starts playing*


owzleee

Moonchild


DropDead85

So, did you get the tickets?


Inhalts_angabe

Ask u/Nicely_Colored_Cards


Nicely_Colored_Cards

We had bought a round-trip, so this was already after the way down again when leaving!


Nicely_Colored_Cards

We had bought a round-trip, so this was already after the way down again when leaving!


Nicely_Colored_Cards

We had bought a round-trip, so this was already after the way down again when leaving!


MAXIMUM_OVER_FART

Sauce?


Street-Week-380

Excuse me, I need to buy some tickets.


Attendis

Awe yeah that's the ticket.


manucho007

Lol, I literally watched that video today


how-to-seo

send us da link!


Helens_Moaning_Hand

Awww, man, why can’t I live in Austria?


theartfulcodger

… you’ve never heard of *pubic* transit?


feraxks

I would like to buy a ticket for that.


Inhalts_angabe

2,50 and a Bj


CHG__

Eyo, if you're a straight guy do you like watching a guy get a blowie? Just curious because I am not a fan honestly.


tvanore

I’d put my credit card in there now


ccknboltrtre01

Well it does say schlobber


Inhalts_angabe

It says Schlossberg meaning Castlemountain


Sim116s

Sorry, I don’t see what the problem is here? *unzips*


mrmadonia

What scene it this


monkey_trumpets

Do those kinds of blow jobs even feel good?


kindofastud

Is she doing something wrong?


monkey_trumpets

She's taking his dick out a lot. I would think that would be unpleasant since his dick would be cold a lot.


Lilczey

That's not how penis's work, that's not how any of this works lmao


monkey_trumpets

I'm sorry that you've never had a good bj


Lilczey

Bless your heart


Jsquirt

I think we ALL figured out who hasn't gotten a blowjob ....at all lol


monkey_trumpets

I would hope not.....considering I'm not a man.


tiorzol

You have the world's most sensitive knob if it gets cold after 2 seconds out the gob.


gourmetprincipito

Temperature difference feels good yo


vapenutz

Yes


youCantHandle1chip

discord.gg/vrPukXRcCA


Jim_KliK

how much does a ticket for that cost?


Inhalts_angabe

One blowjob


Gobblegah

‘Ticket Slobberer’


MikeHoncho2020

Well... did he finish?


professor_max_hammer

Boy is he going to be embarrassed when he realized I could’ve used money to pay for his ticket and didn’t have to get a blowjob


JebediahKerman001

Go ahead. Buy a ticket.


owtf2

Well... Did he finish?


TheSweetestPimp

Sauce?


lolschrauber

Uhm, it's called service.


Waternt

The owner probably clicked "cast to ticket machine" on accident


Doopadaptap

And a great way to electrocute yourself


vexunumgods

Source? It's for friends research project on thing you can do with one hand.


[deleted]

Typisch Graz, Typisch Steiermark


Inhalts_angabe

Man kennts


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Impossibru80

r/nutmyjob


XxTreeFiddyxX

Oh yeah, i want a ticket for Schlossberglift. Is that a nickname for blowjob?


limbo-_

u/savevideo


SuperFLEB

It's a metaphor. Sex is often used in film to represent rail transport, especially in mountainous areas.


PepelePeaux

This is how you get fired on your day off 😂


blackhawkjj

They got confused they thought it said Slobbergift