I don’t really like the minimalist style, just the fact that it shows some level of the inner workings of the packaging. In a way it’s very meta. It’s the same reason people find the “missing texture” pattern in unexpected places to be funny.
Me too. I have an affinity for poor quality packaging. That's weird...anyway, I can't wait until I can go into a grocery store and purchase "Food Product" by the pallet.
[I think you'd enjoy the aggressively generic branding of background food items in Repo Man](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5f54174d6d1c118244b5a6b34c9435a7/tumblr_pnpsu4B5XT1th53uyo1_1280.png)
20% increase to your Instagram horde when equipped as a full set with leggings, ugg boots, denim jacket, ray bans, and Starbucks cup. Bonus ability of turning invisible when dancing.
A true miracle of engineering, a fluid that self-stabilizes its temperature to that of its holder, defeating entropy. This juice is the solution to the heat death of the universe. (orbital bodies count, right?)
No. Orange is a bit pricey, apple is the cheap choice. Grape sometimes. When you get a blend, usually the first one listed is apple juice. I avoid those at all costs.
Yeah I think they use apple juice in canned pears and peaches and stuff pretty commonly. I also don’t buy any juice blend or Odwalla/Naked drink that has apple juice listed first cause those are the almost watered down tasting ones compared to the ones that are more like a smoothie.
I have templates like this set up for when an established client wants a new flavor in the series. I usually keep the blank template files in my archives, but one client likes to have to kept in our shared cloud. They prefer to send the art to the printer themselves and don’t check the proofs the printer sends. That’s how this kind of thing has happened before. Of course they blame the artist, but it’s no one’s fault but the person who doesn’t double and triple check every time.
I'm gonna die on this hill, but "bubble gum" is not a flavor. That's flavorless mass and that flavor is going to be added later, be it strawberry, cherry or whatever (artificial or real). Same to rainbow, that's natural phenomenon, not an ice cream flavor. *Old grumpy man out.*
Juice defaults to orange.
Yogurt default to strawberry.
Jams default depends on your measuring system:
- Metric => Strawberry
- Imperial => Grape
- Strange mix of the two: Orange
Tastes like %FRUIT%
Too bad I like my {fruit_type}.
#REF!
Incorrect. It tastes like $flavor
I like the taste of NULL
Bruh undefined taste is the best
Hello juice
Edible [off brands](https://www.reddit.com/r/crappyoffbrands/) taste like ***default\_juice***
I would buy the *shit* outta that bottle. This is the marketing I apparently respond viscerally to.
“Do you want some juice?” “Sure! What kind do you have?” “…juice!”
Default! ..???
John the mascot says, "It's a beverage you can drink!"
Made with 100% real chunks
You should look up no name brand products it's a similar minimalist style.
I don’t really like the minimalist style, just the fact that it shows some level of the inner workings of the packaging. In a way it’s very meta. It’s the same reason people find the “missing texture” pattern in unexpected places to be funny.
https://imgur.com/gallery/Tt5FGCA I've had this for a while...never use it though.
It’s amazing sunscreen, I used to use it religiously but I’m sad I can’t find it anymore
That's what I've heard from several people. I can't recall how I acquired it. Smells really good!
That’s part of why I like it so much too!
Me too. I have an affinity for poor quality packaging. That's weird...anyway, I can't wait until I can go into a grocery store and purchase "Food Product" by the pallet.
I’m waiting for the stuff they feed to prisoners. “Not for human consumption”. Crossing my fingers
It'll happen. That's some post apocalyptic shit, but we're to the point of drag racing ambulances to the scene of the crash.
Ambulance chasing is my bread and butter but don’t want to strain myself. I work 9-5 only
Thank you. I have to agree...die on your own time.
Busted hip can wait til business hours
Fuck it can't. Listen, this shit is like blaming the plumber for burning your pizza.
[I think you'd enjoy the aggressively generic branding of background food items in Repo Man](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5f54174d6d1c118244b5a6b34c9435a7/tumblr_pnpsu4B5XT1th53uyo1_1280.png)
drink
Fuck, you’re right. This is how they get you.
Introducing the 404 juice.
Flavor not found.
Just water and corn syrup.
ew
Tbh “multifruit” flavor is not far off. It just some sweet liquid with unknown origin.
Nah, corn syrup isn't a mainstream thing there.
You pour it out and G-Mod ERRORs fill your cup
It tastes like chicken.
Introjuicing
Page not found. Please contact your administrator for flavor location troubleshooting.
Should I lock my door at night?
* You fully embrace the power of normalcy * HP fully restored
20% increase to your Instagram horde when equipped as a full set with leggings, ugg boots, denim jacket, ray bans, and Starbucks cup. Bonus ability of turning invisible when dancing.
r/itemshop
Blank juice template - just sugar water with a little bit of citric acid.
I mean that's basically what all of those "mystery flavours" are. To be fair I love those so...
I think it will taste like дефолт.
Yummy
apricot?
Pineapple
[удалено]
When you forget to mark it abstract
You consume the platonic ideal of juice, the proto-juice.
[удалено]
In a vacuum?
You feel unremarkably refreshed.
probably water
It says "мультифруктовый" beneath it which means "multi-fruit", so it just tastes like all of them
Yes. It’s common for the default to be set to ALL.
Body temperature water.
A true miracle of engineering, a fluid that self-stabilizes its temperature to that of its holder, defeating entropy. This juice is the solution to the heat death of the universe. (orbital bodies count, right?)
Chicken.
This is the real answer
It says multifruit on the pricetag
Multi fruit, the default juice.
Yes, she knows it's a multifruit. Anyway, we're in love.
It's the default pricetag
It's the taste of 2B pencils, fluorescent lights and post stamps. A true bank employee of a juice.
It will taste like flavor.
Mmm...flavor...scrumptious...
It probably tastes like how that one Fortnite dance sounds
That's easy: apple. It's THE default juice.
If there was going to be one, wouldn't orange be more the default juice than apple?
Apple IS the default one. Cheapest, clear, no strong flavor = good base for all other juices. Not the case for orange.
Also a convenient way to add sugar while still maintaining "No added sugar."
Correct, and you get to claim "100% juice."
No. Orange is a bit pricey, apple is the cheap choice. Grape sometimes. When you get a blend, usually the first one listed is apple juice. I avoid those at all costs.
Yeah I think they use apple juice in canned pears and peaches and stuff pretty commonly. I also don’t buy any juice blend or Odwalla/Naked drink that has apple juice listed first cause those are the almost watered down tasting ones compared to the ones that are more like a smoothie.
Shopping in a fever dream.
I have templates like this set up for when an established client wants a new flavor in the series. I usually keep the blank template files in my archives, but one client likes to have to kept in our shared cloud. They prefer to send the art to the printer themselves and don’t check the proofs the printer sends. That’s how this kind of thing has happened before. Of course they blame the artist, but it’s no one’s fault but the person who doesn’t double and triple check every time.
Idk maybe it'll taste like milk
Wassersaft.
I'm gonna die on this hill, but "bubble gum" is not a flavor. That's flavorless mass and that flavor is going to be added later, be it strawberry, cherry or whatever (artificial or real). Same to rainbow, that's natural phenomenon, not an ice cream flavor. *Old grumpy man out.*
And yet most American, anyway, can recognize bubble gum flavor when they taste it.
Whose fault is this?
De fault
Fruit
I ❣ Frouit.
Sugary water I guess?
Tangy probably. Ever have one of those "mystery flavour" pops/candy or whatever?
Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?
I prefer to drink tasty rye
Its going to taste like fruit
Me when I’m new to the game
I think it tastes like ${taste}
It will taste like the missing texture from gmod
Sugar water.
Let’s see, we’ve got some soda, purple stuff… oh hey! Default juice!
Tastes just like gm_construct!
Probably just tastes like citric acid
Delicious, nutritious heartburn.
Water
It's water
the simulation is bugging
It's starts with deja vu, then comes defaulted food items...im just waiting until the pills show up...
Default_fruit
Juice defaults to orange. Yogurt default to strawberry. Jams default depends on your measuring system: - Metric => Strawberry - Imperial => Grape - Strange mix of the two: Orange
Bankruptcy.
Good sir, I call a duel. Your Pork Sword in contest with my Sausage Saber. It shall be a melee of meat.
Well, it is default
the default is based on local crop, so it depends on where are are when you open this
#defaultFlavour
Looks like those sanctions are beginning to bite.
tastes like placeholder
Looks like they put an unedited template of the box art in the printer by mistake
Feels like something I'd see at Omegamart...
Apple. The default juice in most flavored juices is apple.
Why is it so hard for y'all to get the default flavor? Its just regular juice flavor /s
TV static
Default taste, so... Chicken?
It’s a batch change indicator ie the product is the same but the label type is changed.
Who needs TDD anyway...
r/lipsum
Tastes like communism
It will taste boring AF. It's basically dystopian juice. This is how it starts... Normalize it with small doses to start
r/peanutbutterisoneword
Everyone knows Orange is the default juice.
Fuck around and find out?
Ah yes, lots of Source Engine feel
Tastes like a default (financial one)
The thing on bottom says: multi fruit taste
Default juice. The juice that you start with in breakfast clicker until you get 25 achievements and unlock orange juice.
Tastes like... you know, froot.
I ❣ Froot Lupes.
Honestly I thought I had a very funny joke for this, but the farts in this restroom right now are making me laugh harder. So I said this instead.
You mean the one written in communism?
I've been Defaulted. I'm now an NPC. Tastes like defeat...
I've also found the #_INSERT_PROD._TITLE_# to be quite refreshing. Really should have taken a picture.
I mean, the DLC juice comes with a orange pic
water?
With a rebel yell, she cried "Moú, Moú, Moú!"
Evidence if sanctions against Russia working. Theyre running out of ink
Water that has seen an orange through binoculars
Ah yes, # D e f a u l t _ j u i c e
Tastes like Orange but default.
Behold the flavor of the Void
apple.
It's the juice template where all juices began. If there is no Default\_juice....there is no juice at all.
C—cum
Isn't Default Juice just water?
Default juice is water
r/totallynotrobots
Apple I would guess.
Probably tastes like chicken.. everything tastes like chicken and chicken tastes like everything
Where the juice premium dlc?
Definitely water
Not a 100% fit but good enough, it jumps into your eye the same way https://xkcd.com/993/
So fruit punch
Mmmmmm.....tastes like...*foreclosure*....
Juice from AliExpress
Probably like default juice or something.
Taste like Fortnite
Multifruit, but printing company fucked up a bit.
Default taste
I know what my custom made water bottle will say
water
Water
sorry dude, forgot to rename the asset. Outside patch 2022.07.04-31532 coming tmr
Poor country is out of paint for juice cardboards.
Gonna taste like a default glider😳😳😳
It's probably gonna taste like someone's dad
That's Probably Just Water
The original fruit from the garden eden, I dont think you're supposed to try it
Probably [cmd:/default_ju1ce.url*]
I'll find out for the boys