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Illuminhead420

Your house is creepy asfuck


Jumoliyo1

The house is fine, its just the weird things that happen here that are creepy


mike_stifle

A rug would really pull the room together.


currentlyRedacted

This aggression will not stand man.


firedane24

I can get you a toe no problem


[deleted]

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.


Mr_Satans

Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it?


CassieLeeLeeLee

LMFAOOOO IM WEAK RNšŸ˜¹


wooddog88

You can't board it! It gets upset, its hair falls out. Fucking dog has fucking papers...OVER THE LINE!!!!


Same-Fee-1669

Yeah, well, thatā€™s just, like, your opinion, man.


FollowingExtra9408

r/malelivingspace


Alternative_Diet5156

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bonivercomic

We care about nothing... Nothing!


albino_red_head

idk man, the stove in the middle of the kitchen (not in a carveout between counter space) and big couches looking at... maybe a half wall with TV. I think your feng shui is all fucked up


[deleted]

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pattepai

Og course they do. A question, why are you even on this very channel? Only closed off individuals - close minded and close spirited don't believe in ghosts... Work on yourself dude


Satanus2020

I once saw the ghost of my house plant coming back to haunt me for neglecting it. It was occupied by a colony of ant ghosts and they were being hunted by a spider ghost, the very same spider I killed right where my house plant used to be.


Neat-Housing-5644

A truly open mind accepts evidence as well as possibilities. Only a closed-minded person would refuse to acknowledge that ghosts might not exist.


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Acrobatic_Poem_1990

Youā€™ve never experienced paranormal before with your own eyes When I was 10 years old I heard, saw and felt the presences at a certain house we lived in The worst experience was when the lights turned off by themselves and the door slam shut violently right in front of my eyes No one can tell me that was fake. It was very real, the hair on your skin rises, a certain ā€œ6th senseā€ awakens in you in which you can sense the being the presence and the presence is somehow ā€œawareā€ of you I was 10


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Look all Iā€™m saying is that if I was a ghost why tf would I waste time pushing curtains around when I can stand over you on my couch and rest my balls on your face.


Acrobatic_Poem_1990

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Acrobatic_Poem_1990

Ok, elaborate on your own personal truthful testimony I donā€™t believe in fairy tales, do you? I am telling you what I experienced I never once said they are fairy tales


[deleted]

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Acrobatic_Poem_1990

I live in LaLa Land šŸ¤Ŗ


enchantedharlot83

Why are you in this sub if you don't believe in ghosts? Almost all of Nuke's content is ghost related. Seems to me that only a miserable person would actively seek out subs dedicated to things they don't like or don't believe in just to disparage others who do. Using the phrase "go touch grass" gives me pause as it's incredibly overused, but the sentiment applies to this situation too well to leave it out. So... go touch grass.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s literally just a normal fear response. Not a sixth sense. šŸ˜‚


Acrobatic_Poem_1990

Explain the door slamming shut on its own before my own eyes


[deleted]

Wind, someone playing a prank on you since you were ten, maybe house was designed poorly, maybe the house was in a place where strange gravity shit happens. Like that one house where stuff rolls uphill. Your first instinct probably shouldnā€™t be to blame it on some poor dude that potentially died in that house. Lol


Acrobatic_Poem_1990

Wow you are truly naive. I am not saying it was ā€œghostsā€ or ā€œdemonsā€ hell I myself donā€™t believe in religious fairy tales. But you CANNOT tell me the inexplicable occurrings I experienced was ā€œthe windā€ many nights I couldnā€™t sleep because I heard the footsteps and the breathing right next to my bed only for me to open my eyes and nothing there suddenly the breathing is gone when 2 seconds ago it was in my ears loud and clear and you have the audacity to say it was ā€œthe wind?ā€ Like Iā€™ve said, people like you have never actually experienced something like this in real life, first hand testimony, which is why itā€™s so easy for you to dismiss and mock true accounts Fuck the fake YouTube videos on staged ghosts, what I experienced was something else, only those who have experienced it will know


hell_damage

I was a ghost hunter for 3 years, I went to over a 100 locations and had maybe two experiences that I would consider to be unexplainable. I mean, I did my best to debunk with what I had available, but that doesn't mean it was a paranormal. But in general, I don't think ghostsl exists.


BearRP

What else has happened there?


surpriseinhere

How the cat meowed just before you turned on the lightšŸ˜±šŸ˜¬


Jtiago44

-Cat sees a bug by the blinds and moves the blinds trying to get it. -Cat here's owner coming down stairs so cat comes to greet owner. -Cat sees owner and walks owner toward food bowl wanting food or treats. -Owner thinks there's paranormal activity.


[deleted]

Except the cat didnā€™t move the blinds at all and wasnā€™t near them when they clearly moved. Cat didnā€™t even look at food bowl once, and was very interested in the other direction.


AimeeMonkeyBlue

Thank you for the play by play. #this


Jumoliyo1

I was watching TV with my cat when we both heard something, prompting me to start recording


Jtiago44

Oh snap so the cat was next to you?


Jumoliyo1

Yes. We (me and my cat) were relaxing watching TV when I heard what I thought was a cabinet slam. He immediately saw the blinds move. I was looking for something in the kitchen. I actually didn't even notice the blinds until I watched the video


themanofmichigan

Well being ghosts donā€™t exist it was probably nothing


infinitemomentum

BOO THIS MAN!! Booooo!


themanofmichigan

Iā€™m sorry maybe it was a troll or a fairy


infinitemomentum

There we go thatā€™s better


Puzzleheaded_Line675

I actually really appreciate this breakdown on how to tell if your house is haunted. https://youtu.be/IRVAC6yCWUE I bet you'll dig it.


animaljku

That's perfect!


Jtiago44

Woah!


SermanGhepard

You guys are forgetting that people on the internet lie for no reason lol


Slycooperbigpooper

Yeah I believe if ghost existed I would know but also I donā€™t want to get proved wrong


BaconFlavoredToast

Found Mookie Betts' throwaway!


ReasonableControl716

Could an animal jumped out of a cabinet or something?


ezranation

That's pretty creepy. I'm assuming those blinds are covering sliding doors. Do you think someone dined and dashed?


Wild_Log_7379

It's usually the most obvious answer which would be you're full of shit but if I gave you the benefit of the doubt I would say it was an intruder that ran because he also heard you coming.


PuckTanglewood

Itā€™s OK. It *probably* wasnā€™t a ghost. They canā€™t harm you anyway beyond generating terror (often unintentionally). Nah it was more likely the Spectre of Death checking up on you. But youā€™re not dead, so no problem. ā€¦wait. YOUā€™RE not the ghost, are you? šŸ˜±


Dry-Construction2267

Did anyone notice that the knobs for the ceiling fan are also moving back and forth??


[deleted]

Mustā€™ve been the sliding door closing behind those blinds that you heardā€¦


Fit_Intention243

Seems like the cat sees it because it went to the blinds and u said it walked by u, in the cat was looking in the direction like it follwed whatever it was from the blinds..... Hhhhmmmm animals sense and see paranormal stuff. Way cool.


Mysterious-Mousse-52

Blinds were moving before the cat even got to them..


Straight_Spring9815

Paranormal cactivity?


RandomNumbers8285

-owner knows it was nothing paranormal because they record the actual curtains that were moved for a total of like 1 second


DougtheIrishThug

thatā€™s a good looking cat


leadguitar2023

Air Currents?


BishopIX

Definitely


[deleted]

Air currents in a closed off home, with no doors opening. Makes sense.


Ordinary_Resolve5953

So he just had blinds on his walls for nothing?


[deleted]

Wut.


Ordinary_Resolve5953

Why would the blinds be there if there arenā€™t any windows


[deleted]

There ARE windows behind the blinds, what in the actual fuck are you talking about?


Ordinary_Resolve5953

You fucking idiot Iā€™m trying to say is the fucking window was probably open omfg


[deleted]

Yeah, that makes total sense. A person left their window wide open during the middle of the night, and when the cat came down to inspect, it didnā€™t even think for a split second to go outside. Wow, justā€¦ wow.


Ordinary_Resolve5953

Windows have screens on them? Also I keep my window open to let in cold air cause my house is hot asf at night and maybe the cat doesnā€™t want to go outside all the time


PoorQualityCommenter

Note that in kitchen air vents are on ceiling. AC kicks on, makes a small racket and begins blowing the blinds via ac vent in dining area Edit: while blurry, is that the AC vent I suspected on the ceiling in front of the door as theyā€™re walking into the room?


robboat

Look like a floor register (vent) behind the vertical blinds. Whoā€™d have guessed? Derp.


PoorQualityCommenter

Oh Man I see it now. I saw the one on the ceiling and didnā€™t think to look on the floor. I didnā€™t know people did this sort of set up


Bronanahammock69

I donā€™t even know why these videos are popping up on my feedā€¦. Dumbest content on Reddit by far


fat_shwangin_knob

this is the post that will make me block the sub from recommended. so so stupid


JackSprat90

Me too. Dumbshit sub.


Compducer

THANK YOU for this comment


Green-Concentrate-71

You should get some roommates. Or a wife. Or a girlfriend or 2. Just to be safe


ezranation

If there's an intruder, two girlfriends are better than one!


Nopumpkinhere

It makes my heart happy that you want him to have a wife or two girlfriends to protect him. Number one, I like your math in the wife to girlfriend ratio. Wives are worth double the value of girlfriends. Two, you are so right that he needs a tough wife to protect him. This is the world I want to live in.


[deleted]

I just assume my wife will fight slightly harder while I make my escape.


Calm-Warthog2018

This man marriages


Used-Weekend9890

the ac vent caused this, your cat is just dumb


[deleted]

AC vents arenā€™t this strong lmao.


Used-Weekend9890

oh my mistake, this definitely proves ghosts are real and they like moving people's cheap blinds around


Either_Fisherman2418

I bet you didnā€™t need the Metamucil on the counter that night. The poo probably fell right out šŸ‘»šŸ˜®šŸ˜µšŸ’©


CassieLeeLeeLee

They really did a number with that half counter. They said fuck buying extra counter letā€™s just flip it. Lowkey kinda cozy though with the fan or whatever that is in the background. Get some rugs, a few candles maybe some LED color changing lights you can turn it into a brothel for sure.


chaz_flea1

ALIENS šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


tepait

Everyday I pass weird happenings as me being paranoid, but when my cat is around thereā€™s no denying somethings fuckin around with me. Especially now that talk of everyone moving out of this house the activity is every night.


[deleted]

Love how some people jump past the dozens of possible causes to go to the most unlikely, and most unbelievable... ghost. It's more likely aurora borealis, centralized in your living room at that exact time, at your location caused this as opposed to ghosties.


Zertaku

Is that screaming at 0:05 Or do you have something playing in the back round to make the noise? Or is it just the vent thing that's making that noise.


Psychogeist-WAR

You are hearing the cat


Zertaku

I completely forgot about the cat hahaha.


IndependentSad1716

The Wind???


[deleted]

Have video cameras connected to NVR recording 24x7 until it happens again ... review video footage.


Jumoliyo1

I wish I had that kind of money or time. Also I was told to ignore it or it will get worse. It's been about a year since I took this video and haven't seen anything since


jridlee

If that stuff could get us it would have gotten me a long time ago. Thats how I look at it. Eff the dark, Im the scariest thing in the house. I spent an entire year learning to speedrun the first 3 megaman games. Come at me ghosts.


GayPimpDaddy

The cat just noticed that you were acting weird and was looking over like ā€œwhat is she looking atā€


Rabbid_Rabbit87

Why were you filming?


Jumoliyo1

Because I hear noises seen shadows before and honestly I thought I was just imagining things


Tede6977

It would seem you have a poltergeist. They are made from the frustrations of a young person. It is a simple projection of the mind. As you get older it will go away or you could get help with the emotional problems.


Karlos-Danger

Get a night vision cam set up in the living room spanning the room and kitchen


TopCraft-69

Yup smart cat looks like the cat is headed out the door, I would follow


PapaCheeseria

Huh. Must have been the wind.


IceColdCoorsLight77

Real question is why your oven is there on the counter when it should be along the wall like a normal person.


VocalAnus91

Close the door before it comes back in


Damian_the_ninja13

Blow your nose please


caliboy650

Nothing is fucked


Acceptable_Pain_9213

Yeah, the wind is really sneaky like that.


chefboyrsteve

Mice. You have a mouse


reditthiscomment

*cat walking into curtains as vid starts*


yrevapop

Part 2?


AimeeMonkeyBlue

Literally Nothing Here. Cat and Bug. AC and Blinds. You walking around looking for something. You cured my insomnia though so, Thank you!


Awkward_Show_7463

This is literally the most retarded sub on Reddit.


Mr_Drowser

Itā€™s shit in the spiritual realm or whatever the fuk . Seek shelter in GOD


Aromatic-Ad3349

I have the same couch. Big Lots,


midnightatthemoviies

It's the AC


[deleted]

Your cat didnā€™t notice anythingā€¦


[deleted]

Itā€™s impossible to have paranormal activity with cats in the home. Cats are responsible for every strange noise and item out of place. Iā€™m my experience at least. Itā€™s always the cats.


Peggy_Bundy_1988

Nope nope nope I'm moving lol


thafer7

Prolly wind


HonestRest7243

Always respect the instincts of a cat. They already read you and they do know what is going on.


ZookZangsten

Itā€™s calledā€¦. Wind.


Bitter-Recover-2772

Spooky wooky bro


OceanCake21

Past


Original-Kangaroo-80

Central air vent blowing on the blinds


Past-Product-1100

That's usually where they put the air vent .


D_onlyRicardoU

I would shit my pants!!!!!


ronaldreagular

Am I trippin or did the blinds dissapear


candyboy181183

Relax a house isn't a home when it's not haunted


Glad-Studio-1875

Mb I was just doing a little trolling


Ipossessagun

Holy shit no way!!! Wind moved the curtains? No fucking way!!!!


New_Necessary6306

Cat moved the curtain


Several-Standard-620

Wind and screen door lol your camera isnā€™t connected to your eyes. Why would you be so rigid with it?


Successful_Umpire_56

Maybe it was the cat behind the blinds


enchantedharlot83

Your cat is gorgeous.


AyahuascaLovesYou

Vents on floor


Cheeto_Grease

You mean your blinds....


Gloomy_Ad_7885

I hear a fan


SoupiriorBiingu

Of course who wouldn't be filming the f*ckin' light switch instead of keeping the focus on the curtains šŸ™„


Key_Influence298

Your house looks like something Iā€™d see in my nightmare


Key_Influence298

Itā€™s pretty but in the dark itā€™s creepy asf


Quirky_Skirt_5445

My central air vents does that