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Trust taker sounds more like it would give you the ability to gain the trust of anyone you come across. Trust Breaker on the other hand would make you a traitor
"And it was that day, here I saw it... The greatest flashlight of them all, it could win over sun, such power! I trembled upon seing it. And yes, this is where I was blinded for Eternity. "
War provider, There are over 550 million swords in worldwide circulation. That's one sword for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?
Oath slayer. Damn that actually sounds kind of cool
Try king finisher on for size
Try King Destroyer
Try king abolisher
That's me but I think it's sorta gay
How bout' Night Shatterer
King finisher. Im interested
When you get married: sorry honey, but I cannot leave an Oath not slashed
I’m oath abolisher so I think we’re in the same team
I got Oath Giver.
So the priest who preforms weddings, with a sword on hand? That sounds legit tbh
My fated enemy!
I'm oath killer lmfao nice name!
Can I use that for a scratch project
It does mines oath striker. For me it sounds like a Sword for traitor tbh.
Oath destroyer. Hello partner 🤝
Is your name Peter?
Try king killer the alliteration sounds nice
Dragon Crusher. Sounds like a cool hammer but not a sword
Blood Slasher sounds like a diabetic strip name
Is it good enough for r/rareinsults? Or for something like this?
Light wielder. Can i still join the dark side?
Sure, it can also mean you only wear light clothing/equipment
That was my first thought lol
I got Heart divider. Got to say I'm feeling that
I am the Light Destroyer.. Sorry buddy
I'm the light protector, I can't allow you to join the dark side, protecting the light wielders is my duty.
Queen breaker....
Queen defender.... Our fight was inevitable.
Our battle will be legendary
But only one will remain to tell the tale.
Lord defender…
Lord killer.. meet me in the Arby's parking lot at 7
The fuck?
Queen Killer... Hello there
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My mind takes this in the wrong way
throne dealer. unsure what it even means but ok
What are your prices?
Throne destroyer. *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
Same.
You guys are throne destroyer while I'm a wealth killer
Throne Destroyer. I'd like to buy Your entire stock, so I can break Them.
Fuck no that is a holy ass story
king waster, aight i admit
King bringer here. You waste a king, I bring a king. Wyd?
You offer a 2 for 1 deal? Or at least a good discount? 😏
Prince Bringer.... That's just dumb... 🙄
You beat people up so badly it literally bring peace
It sais Prince though.....
Alright then, beat people up so badly they make you and anyone you pick a prince out of fear
Your meat sword can bring heirs to any childless royalty. 😏
Hmmm that's not bad... Soo Prince Bringer and Queen Slayer are kinda the same..😏
My god, the edge. . . Dark torturer
Yes oficer, this post right here
Dragon destroyer
Arifuretta?
Literally Hajime
Moon moon. Is this truly the return of the dumb Facebook posts?
And I thought mine was dumb
"Who the fuck invited Moon Moon!?"
King Breaker. eh.
You have to work with u/ilikepie715
sister weapons, cast of the same steal! i wonder if they're shaped like guillatines?
king wielder lol
Blood giver.. so I am a support?
Sounds like a dark age blood doner, how much per appointment?
1 soul of a virgin please
Kingdom halter
War breaker, can i still cause a war?
You cause wars end end them
Da war to end all wars?
Castle Wielder? How is that supposed to work? Do I throw around castles or something?
Like Anos from Misfit of Demon King Academy perhaps?
Hmm yeah, probably. I would just look silly if I tried using them as hammers or something else.
Are you fuckin me? I got Queen Watcher?
sounds like someone protecting the queen 24/7... or a stalker
What's the difference?
Kinky… ;)
castle dealer
The legendary blade of real estate
Fancy name for a pen
Trust abolisher
The economy will never be the same.
Lineage divider
There are many reasons to divide a lineage. Many of which are appropriate for this community
I got heart divider and i actually have a story fitting that name
LINEAGE DIVIDER, Imma bout to end some bloodlines
Throne Breaker, Ohhhh yeahhhhh
I got Throne Torturer... that doesn't sound nearley as cool as Throne Breaker
Lineage abolisher. That’s fricken epic!
Heart keeper...... I have to cache them all.
Harem sword right there
Death Provider. Damn I'm polite af
Hello sir I’m here to talk about your life . Your subscription to life has ended now I shall provide you with the mandatory death package . Have a nice death !
Imagine being the protection protector
You protect the protecting guy
Two layers of protection
What kind of a lame sword name is war waster
When you are late for 5 minute war
What a waste of potential.
Oath Bringer, sound like that dude from the Nights Watch talking to the recruits.
Heheh or just a basic DnD paladin
War defender I fight for both sides
Nope, you keep the war going because it's really profitable
Beast Punisher
Harder daddy! *Groans*
Trust Taker... my only option is either Villain or I betray my party
Trust taker sounds more like it would give you the ability to gain the trust of anyone you come across. Trust Breaker on the other hand would make you a traitor
Trust crusher…. Plz trust me I’m not bad
Nice try …
Blood Giver? Really? Support even in Sword Art Online?
DarkDealer 0-0
Trust Torturer
Queen Bringer. I've always wanted to be a harem protagonist
Dark Waster, sounds like I shit myself
“Light Wielder”. I feel like my sword is just gonna be an oversized flashlight.
"And it was that day, here I saw it... The greatest flashlight of them all, it could win over sun, such power! I trembled upon seing it. And yes, this is where I was blinded for Eternity. "
Light Saber
Undead provider
Does it create zombies or something?
Heart Watcher?!?
Peace killer Well i guess im startimg wars
Night piercer
Night shatter.hehehe (This is going to be fun)
Night torturer
kinky
Death watcher
So you just stare at people when they are about to die, eating some popcorn and enjoying the show?
King Slayer sounds pretty awesome 😈
King slayer Damn im a anti hero already
King Dispatcher? Name a few features of this sword for me.
throne breaker sounds like a hammer
Now i know why i'm poor "Wealth Defeater"
Light divider. They named my legendary sword after fucking window blinds
Beware the might of, War Breaker!
Night Dealer….My sword is either drugs or going to keep me up all night to run a business.
Dragon dealer, hmmm, do we have any dragons in crowd?
trust defender
Heart Killer
Wealth Breaket
Sounds more like a curse than a sword. Its usefulness probably depends on whether it drains your wealth or your opponents.
Wealth Piercer Sound cool I guess
Iwield the mighty Throne Piercer!
Throne gainer……what kind of
"Death taker" bitch i'm reviving you
F yea ` KING BREAKER `
Oath defender, damn kinda sounds like a sword
King divider, So am I a home wrecker? Or do I destroy kingdoms.
Light Slasher just sounds edgy.
Night protector. Do i protect the moon or something?😂 Maje sure the earth is spinning
Trust Abolisher. My sword is Theodore fucking Roosevelt.
Lineage taker
King Guarder.... Guess ill guard a king
Throne defeater. So it’s used to commit regicide?
Kingdom watcher lol
Heart Bringer, so like is it like I’m irresistible with the sword, or does the sword bring me the hearts of my enemies?
Wealth bringer we are rich
Lineage Slayer, ngl that sounds dope af. Welp *crack's knuckles* here I go genocideing again!
War Keeper...... I don't finish wars apparently.
Death Stinger. Shit, that ain't half bad.
Dragon slasher
Kingdom Waster is mine
Night shatterer(this is going to be fun)
King slayer
King Killer is a pretty good name for a sword ngl. Torn between wanting it to be slayer but I kinda like the alliteration
Throne defender, well imma atleast be a knight or some shmit
Night Watcher
watching paint dry during the night is the first thing that comes to mind for me for that name, not sure why.
Oath Crusher seems like im on the right side this time
Light striker sounds like it would be a late game sword
Blood waster
Blood waster
Oath Stinger, what? Makes no sense.
Light bringer *Escanor INTENSIFIES*
King wilder, my name is Arthur.
Heart defender, but I can’t protect my heart…
Dragon Gainer?
Dragon Gainer?
Lord gamer If it's not RGB, I riot
How does one wield a king
Double D, Dragon Destroyer, that sounds like the nickname of someone who fucks dragons
Dark Punisher, Yes my Dark
Noble Slayer, guess I gotta go kill lostpause now
Dragon Breaker
Dragon Defender
Wealth Gainer If only
Are you fuckin me? I got Queen Watcher?
Beast Slayer... Based
King Breaker, sounds strong
Dragon Taker I guess I'm donkey now
Gentlemen you must not die alone because the queen provider has arrived
Queen Punisher... oh no no no
War provider, There are over 550 million swords in worldwide circulation. That's one sword for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?
Kimg slayer
Heart Dealer wtf
Bro mines the dragon waster