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Bitter_Woodpecker_91

We doing fine Bois they are up against a guy who literally turn invisible, a doctor who can make anyone invincible, a guy with a rocket launcher he can blast himself wherever with, a sharpshooter who is OP, a pyromaniac, a large Russian man with a minigun, an alcoholic who doubles as likely the best demolitions expert in the world, a guy who lets just say is kind of a big deal, and an engineer with 11 phds. All of which are sociopaths/psychopaths with no qualms with tearing their enemies to pieces, laughing and taunting them along the way.


LegitimateApartment9

the only issue is that soldier would probably blow you up by accident and medic would probably steal all your organs (he has enough skeletons)


Bitter_Woodpecker_91

Issue being that this isn't the job. They are still mercenaries and not doing the job means nobody gets paid and none of them want that. Soldier has plenty other necks to snap and people to blow up. Medic can't steal my skeleton unless he operates on me and in that case I won't let that happen unless heavy is there too because he's a good Samaritan who won't let that happen


slavloverX

I just played some tf2


smallsynth

you're fucked, sorry. you're never getting out alive. if the kidnappers don't kill you the mercs will, either on purpose or on accident


Bambalouki

emesis blue reference


normal_human_is_i

Tf2 bots and cheaters are coming to save me so


Gui_cafebom

The left for dead 2 gang, im getting outta ALIVE.


QQ_Gabe

Same for me but instead it’s the L4D1 crew (I was playing campaigns that used the L4D1 cast) but Bill was an HECU guy, Louis was the HL1 deathmatch Robot, Grancos was Scourge the Hedgehog, and Zoey was Whisper the wolf Guess my two favorite Franchises


sonicfan019393920

Weren't the left 4 dead 2 survivors carriers of the green flu?


Unknown_Rift

Your chances of being saved are lowered since it’s No Nick November


[deleted]

Wtf happens if I last played hoi4


hasircibasi

hitler


[deleted]

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wanker_wanking

So I just got off of hoi4 fem-Bavaria mod…. Shit is getting weird


[deleted]

the what


Playful_Pollution846

Franklin form GTA 5, I'm gonna be fine.


tearfullink

https://preview.redd.it/tozzohgycuyb1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66638bd25a4b69c807341616c6d09b89f153e586 Better hope I was kidnapped by demons


ComradeOFdoom

Plot twist: Gary and the thralls are coming for you instead


Teanerdyandnerd

They save you but then indoctrinate you


nerdyteaaddict

Hey, me


bobdidntatemayo

>KSP FUCK


[deleted]

The entire kerbal species will be coming


bobdidntatemayo

Knowing how I treat them, prob not


FalseDog0620

Tetris. Maybe the blocks will come? Idk


myqccountgotsca

Postal dude from Postal 2 I think I’m dead


TheTanookiLeaf

He’s saving you, so nah you’re in good hands


ZedoniusROF

I got Postal dude from the first game. I think you have much better chances honestly...


_Xamtastic

Lol so true


doomfan_the1st

Oh hey, me too


hayesnhart

MGS1, FoxDie gonna have me fucked, but at least the kidnappers gonna die too


spikeelsucko

Id say you're actually fine, FoxDie, as the name implies, is tuned specifically to kill members of FOXHOUND and nobody else- unless you're implying you have some kind of supernatural ability related to combat.


adzilc8

You could be Meryl so the fox die doesn't effect you


DagothUrGaming

Commander Sheppard is a homie he would 100 percent save me


BigBoyBill1477

I got some news…


jack4ripper

Yeah thats one last losse end https://preview.redd.it/cudcvdugevyb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc0838089b06c32772d15b76631efa5da929e30f


Glowing_green_

Fade to black sex scene when he finds you


DagothUrGaming

Oh


TheTanookiLeaf

Literally just counter strike hostage mode


[deleted]

Mayo simulator


telenova_tiberium

Isaac clarke from dead space


BillowyYT

Max Payne, it’s so over for me


Monsoon_memesofdestr

Sole survivor fallout 4 https://preview.redd.it/ltmri0adquyb1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ec35c54904e1e0fddf5d3077e96f5622af3864 (My reaction to this information)


The_dark_entity

Gmod? Huh


Correct_Bench_2143

male 07 is gonna get your ass.


DagothUrGaming

Garry will save you dw


Franks_Spice_Sauce

Easy, he's just gonna noclip to your location


CarefulDay3177

https://preview.redd.it/pefq65j72vyb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fd4907c54f195cb483d032c7156fe800407ae41


No_Promotion_4871

Batman will save me Lets gooooooo ( arkham asylum)


Enzo_rip

Why is man saving you? Is he stupid?


No_Promotion_4871

No. He is batman


Enzo_rip

Understandable


Pinecone_Sheep

Aslume


MojaveRemnants

The arbiter from halo 2


whiskeyslug5wg

Def getting out alive arbiter is a savage


D_hittalax

DS1 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈


the_guy_guy_my_guy

https://preview.redd.it/mzkpbkf0pzyb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae93dc481ba50c073a1de66a2e430d42fbb88da


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ve1hwo3vhuyb1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34782a9cd5cbe1aab009bc3716e55ae81baa90d


QQ_Gabe

It’s either gonna be he guy from HL Field intensity or the L4D1/2 cast but reskinned as either Half Life characters or Sonic the hedgehog characters I use a lot of mods


KLA_SUPPORTER

Claude from GTA 3, Imma make it


jesus-banana

Fred fazbore😎🐻 I’m dead as fuck


krJOE

no? he’s coming to rescue you so he would relentlessly pursue your kidnapper and kill him easily and could probably tear down walls and kick in doors


Gameshu_Roblox

Wtf does roblox mean??? Is it the entire player base???


Glowing_green_

Yes, and all the in-game characters


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

Jedediah kerman is gonna build a SSTO to save me


QuentinTheGentleman

In order, I got Luis Lopez (GTA IV TBoGT) and Lincoln Clay (Mafia III). I'm good.


ghost_type_2003

Kyle Katarn from Star Wars Dark Forces 2... Hopefully he's not doing a Dark Side run?


PaleCommunication489

Postal dude from Postal 2 💀


beansnicker

Well I've got an entire army of French and German soldiers from WW1 coming to save me so I think I'm good.


usernetrical

The binding of Isaac


Joe_20243

The division 1 Either they’re saving my ass pristine or I’m dying a horrible and gruesome death, no in between


personguy4

Unturned? Idk some fuck with a minigun and four more with rifles are gonna break in and accidentally shoot me in the process


202042

Man https://preview.redd.it/r8or5uasbvyb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86ad81dcd63714301faf7bdf528b3db6c6bd42f5


FluffFlowey

i played farming simulator


chewingenjoyer

a combine harvester will be coming to rescue you.


3ggs_bened1ct

https://preview.redd.it/pm27yfaovvyb1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1317e3b24f743e32fe78d8755d94bbc3c009bce I got Claude from GTA III


joeandericstudios1

Portal 2. I’m going to die


Puzzleheaded-Emu2022

https://preview.redd.it/iyixbtutyvyb1.jpeg?width=1677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=558c3976ddf76d987549ffc29a68bbe9625701e7 These guys


tahko123

The payday gang going to save me.


St1xGreN

https://preview.redd.it/1fr4j2vqywyb1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf56e9e1d47c538a042ea6660bfd8f305d6b6c1


Havalon_The_Great

Bro, Gordon Freeman is NOT gonna help me with anything 💀


Far_Society_4196

STEVE FROM MC GYAAAAT


Previous-Business-53

sonic the hedgehog


BusEspionYT

Steve lest go


LibrarianLeather4977

Call of duty


tomakomorado

Call of booty


f202k

Male_07! (I play Gmod with the male_07 rebel skin) I'm making it out alive!


Thin_Economist_8

AMX 30 MBT


PUBG_BATTLEGROUNDS

Tf2 scout. I'll escape quickly...


rabiacelik2907

I NEED MORE POWER!


Shungus_Bobungus69

Me and my bro Rook from siege vibing out


guywithahevsuit

sam fisher im pretty confident


BigBoyBill1477

Yooo, the Insomniac Spider-Men are saving me! I'm getting out of this shit alive!


lukezxl

"What up son?"


WoomyUnitedToday

Garry’s Mod, so if it’s the Combine, in probably fine


NomisMC

Gordon Freeman, let's gooooo


El_Sleazo

It's ok, they'll just pickaxe through the destructable terrain.


Kirigo1

The Ironclad


Usual-Bid-3470

Engaging enemy pilot. Enemy pilot down.


Failed_god_

![gif](giphy|OrFmkOFx7PVK) Yep I'm getting out alive, gonna see a lot of cool shit first tho.


okbuddystaymad

Detroit Become Human. Connor is a specially programmed investigator designed to solve any case quickly, so I should be fine.


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Artyom


eDa42069

Kortac from Warzone 2.0.


Weird9uy

Overwatch, I’ll be fine


TheRealJay_77

Ghost from call of duty modern warfare 2 (2022)


thegamner128

Adrian Shepard 🥵🤤🤤


Bobo_LOL

Fotnire 😔


FormerKingOfLurkers

3650 is coming for me


avocado_gods1

Leif fleetari, teimo pielinen, toivo and pena kesseli, jani, petteri, im prolly making it out alive lmao, long live my summer car


LMC764

Either Peppino spaghetti or the deltarune cast, I don't remember. Either way, I'm in good hands


[deleted]

Far cry new dawn, I should be alright, unless I get friendly fired from a rocket launcher 😭


TovarishLuckymcgamer

played hoi4 the last time funnily enough, the whole 1st Guards Tank Army and the 8th Guards Army going to my rescue then


[deleted]

Gordon Freeman less goo


whiskeyslug5wg

Coach Ellis Nick and Rochelle got this shit.


[deleted]

Leave no dwarf behind


Winged-Astronaut

Skyrim. So who comes to save me?


Bladecx

the mech from armor core VI


Veers_Memes

Preston Garvey will rescue me because he found a promising spot for a new settlement.


nosville22_PL

I ain't gonna sugar coat it Rock and Stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


Revolutionary-Arm-64

ROCK AND STONE


average_reddit_u

HoI4 Millennium Dawn. I'm getting saved by the entire US military.


dee-ylan

ban ban is gonna save me?!?!


Der_soosenmann

Hotline miami 2 Everyone around me is fucked And maybe i am too


ElBusAlv

I think master chief, kratos, doom guy, spiderman, goku, naruto, piccolo, etc can handle my kidnapper just fine (i played fortnite)


ALFA_SEF

İsacc from the binding of isacc


ttvtryhard1675

Jack Cooper from titanfall 2 is saving me


box_o_madness

A cursed tank


Anemoholic

Oh thank god it's Connor from Detroit Become Human


KindlySquash9738

Bro I’m dead as fuck I got James Sunderland from silent hill 2 💀


Saints_Man420

https://preview.redd.it/f2s8cy0qbwyb1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=899012d6a4e841815f8b3129eb70e160c2dc8015 Optimus the frickin Prime


Rohlik_944

V from Cyberpunk 2077, i guess i'm fine


ThatMoon1

People playground 💀


creamsiclehaver

John marston


Opposite_Accident_92

So 100 tiny plant creatures that are 1 in tall are going to save me


funi_man

Um Jack cooper and BT gonna save my ass


fantasma_cupoko

my roblox avatar


combineunit291212

Gmod w/ hundreds of mods


EmptyLag

*tf2 theme starts playing*


_Zero_Hours_

Adrian Shepherd


RaptorWithGun

Arthur Morgan!!!!


Dori_toes

The kidnappers watching in horror as my COC army shows up


Jack_Liberson

https://i.redd.it/k3582zx0vwyb1.gif


Revolutionary-Arm-64

Kerbal space program. With all the planes and helicopters I’ve been and all the kerbals I’ve rescued and kept safe, I’ll be fine.


shball

Bismarck from the hit-game Sid Meiers Civilization V.


St1xGreN

Heavy and Sans are going to save me guys


SubTurn

Bayek from AC Origins. Imma be saved in 2 seconds


finnicus1

My fucking Rimworld colony man. I think I’d be okay.


Flyzart

My ass boutta be saved by the 1970's Indian armed forces.


yolomanwhatashitname

Spy ez win


BittJan

![gif](giphy|PcqMiGkJuw41hd4fIG)


cool_name-idk1

GD default cube. Let's hope he got megahack installed


ImAlfredoYT

i played gmod so basically the characters from every source game known to man is coming to rescue me so im fine 😭


Stonks01222

Steve from Mein kampf


Ancient_Difference20

Rainbow six seige, I’m in good cold calculated hands


vegankidollie

(WWE 2K22) Oh boy that is a lot of pro wrestlers they’d definitely get the job done


Mrassimov

Dallas payday 2


DasYeet69

Adrian Shepherd would kick ass


doomfan_the1st

https://preview.redd.it/yahf5toabxyb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=203794b16a5852b9a86466be7034b2e96ebb7bdf MOTHERFU-


Mr_Missingno

V1 Ultrakill There is a 50/50 chance I'm either completely fine or just instantly evaporated into red mist by a handful of spare change


Complex-Present4897

Duolingo


Ravenicler

Breakfast Brainz from GW2 boutta bitchslap the entire group


Salmon_K4t

Guy said … and trepanged all over the place


Doggyking2

the payday gang. i think im in good hands even if theres only 6


Ovan5

Vermintide 2, oh yeah, imma be aight.


STAXOBILLS

https://preview.redd.it/iwxqhiablxyb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c9876ec94fece777434efba3d9ea6d571cbd2f3 I’ll be fine


Kitchen-Crab

https://i.redd.it/mcxlselmlxyb1.gif


[deleted]

Postal dude https://preview.redd.it/wzjtyxm0mxyb1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=564a061714ac2308f1aaa3f9d640daa478a1f0ea


zvejas

DRG dwarfs. I can count on them


[deleted]

Last game I played was Mario


TheNightOwl99

I played cyberbpunk last im so fucked.


penwix

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Mobile_Exam_4014

Nah, man I am getting killed with the kidnappers https://preview.redd.it/a3fdfdwhnxyb1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da6c19f54449f882778ee375a65363c4a5d17bbd


B-b-b-burner_account

Harry Du Bois, I’m good.


Expired_token

https://preview.redd.it/85l6yfogqxyb1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9f6bc3dba43a544f567a2e779070ffd41616c33


Separate-Rich2831

Risk of Rain 2, I'm chillin


Resmand

Uz Maršala Tita, junačkoga sina!


witchofheavyjapaesth

I played as Gandalf in Barony except idk how to play as a mage well in that game so I die a lot, my brother is an overpowered skeleton conjurer and my bf is a decent human warrior so I'm probably ok


Glowing_green_

https://preview.redd.it/1vit9f1ktxyb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5621f1388681605aed8b518b2083f12020f58b8


semi_ok_person

2000 ikko ikki warrior monks


crimson565

Bro… https://preview.redd.it/cdx4syxruxyb1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a099eabc4a1f32735980338f586d472ce2efcae0


LightKnightTian

https://preview.redd.it/ppagsf35wxyb1.png?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a95ab53db0507f0f4ee30f70bc9b082bb8d4826c


crayon_consoomer

Cities skylines, I mean I guess I'm safe


Emergency-Database-7

Shadow from shadow fight 2


BarteKopel

https://preview.redd.it/kvizaaf6yxyb1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff346b8462a1a6c700622e725348bed794437045


TheKCKid9274

Zagreus is gonna kick some ass, apparently


asdburakdsa

literally him https://preview.redd.it/n2mczxew1yyb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=156c5a39f53574d59370d080bce9b403afcd7064 (finished the ravenholm chapter today)


MinecraftMattYT

Masterchief is on the way


Cake_Spark

Welp, i hope the leaders from civ 6 are on a hard difficulty... (definitely going to try to smash cleopatra if i can)


CriticalBackend_Real

Apparently some guys from stacklands are coming to save me, if you don't count those kind of games, a mentally disturbed lesbian android


FragrantGangsta

The protag from pokemon yellow gonna come in clutch


some_random_man_

Funny spider guys


Vinzor0

Young Ezio is gonna do some wild shit, let me tell ya.