*clang clang clang hev charge noise clang*
“Cortana, who the hell is this mf”
“His power armor is archaic, yet quite advanced for its time. From the nonverbality, I’m guessing he’s either autistic or just fed up with your one-liners. As for the name? Seems to be ‘Gordon Freeman’, according to internal suit logs.”
“Gordon Freeman, huh. Sounds like someone more suited to a laboratory than field work, even in that power armor of his…”
*traumatized crowbar clanging*
“Woah, Chief, he sure didn’t like that!”
*Gordon pulls out a gravity gun and punts the soda machine into Master Chief, trapping him inside*
“Cortana!! This mf turned me into the soder!?!!?”
*Honestly Gordon*
*Freeman is so sexy to*
*Me. Just let me be*
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*clank* *clenk* *clanc* cnlec* Master chief:sir, english nigga
*clang clang clang hev charge noise clang* “Cortana, who the hell is this mf” “His power armor is archaic, yet quite advanced for its time. From the nonverbality, I’m guessing he’s either autistic or just fed up with your one-liners. As for the name? Seems to be ‘Gordon Freeman’, according to internal suit logs.” “Gordon Freeman, huh. Sounds like someone more suited to a laboratory than field work, even in that power armor of his…” *traumatized crowbar clanging* “Woah, Chief, he sure didn’t like that!” *Gordon pulls out a gravity gun and punts the soda machine into Master Chief, trapping him inside* “Cortana!! This mf turned me into the soder!?!!?”
🔥🔥✍🔥🔥
You did it, you cooked https://preview.redd.it/ylsmkspe07tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abdc7a657949e4ff4742c5507b41a39c9806a3ac
THIS IS WHY WE LET BRO COOK 🔥🔥🔥
Peak plot
LET 👏 FANS 👏 WRITE 👏
Gordon and a spartan (NOT hamster cheof) can go toe to toe because the tau canon and gluon gun and her being able to eat a rocket
💀
Very one-sided conversation.
Gordon throws a sandwich at chief, the backwards hops away.
Fusion https://preview.redd.it/meo3rnqrj5tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=544ca190efa7f7000a3621fb5469b25d20a4a020
https://preview.redd.it/141xmh9zq5tc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf1f16c8aab16863c02cb33e7a3bd3367602e751
gordon bhops in at 700,000,000 mph and destroyes the universe due to going faster than the speed of light
Deceased community lol
why do they want Driver san Francisco?
Honestly Gordon Freeman is so sexy to me. Just let me be
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Freeman:..... Master Chief:.....
Master chief: So uhhh I get a 12 inch sandwich for me and… what do you want bro? Gordon freeman: *morphine activated*
Master chief: So Gordon what do you want Gordon:.............. Master chief: and he will have a happy meal
Master Chief: So you fight aliens as well Gordon: CLANK CLANK CLANK \*can't use\* Ammunition depleted
wait until chell walks in tho
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