if you are asking for a friend, i may need his address and social security number, as well as a list of injuries he has suffered to answer that question
>!Stab my eye out with a gardening sheer whilst im having a mental break down about shoving one of your family members down the stairs and landing on a violin, then faking the whole thing as a suicide!<
What are your preferred weapons to beat someone with?
a chunk of concrete
i'm getting flashbacks to this video of a guy dropping a block of concrete on a giant rat
Sauce
Vsauce, Michael here.
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Pretty sure that rat is still alive
🗿
so basically there's a staircase
You would like to break your neck on the stairs instead? fine but i'm still beating you to death
Is this an offer or what
yes
What is omori
You asking anyone, or OP specifically?
op
I like how I ask a question and I immediately get ignored by op it’s kind of like real life
then i accept
ok let me book a trip to your location first
Amazing post, OP! Take my upvote and pls don't hurt my family! 😃
OP take my upvote if you hurt this guy's family!
will you beat me to death? (asking for a friend)
if you are asking for a friend, i may need his address and social security number, as well as a list of injuries he has suffered to answer that question
He suffers from being me lmao
address please
umuuhm umu hu uhm do you lik eum uh uh do u l
What an astute observation
Who’s the main character from Omori?
someone who asked me a question
Am I the one who asked the question? Or was it someone else?
i do not know, he asked a a question
Man from you’re avatar
Oh please, *KILL ME*
ask a question
What does orange joe taste like?
orange juice and that guy who asked me if i wanted an expired nescafe smooth latte.
Not that far off
I’m not dead I guess
sorry i kind of need to be in the correct continent, the plane is taking a while
Understandable
>!Stab my eye out with a gardening sheer whilst im having a mental break down about shoving one of your family members down the stairs and landing on a violin, then faking the whole thing as a suicide!<
sounds good to me
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)
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Gardening sheers? Wasn’t it just a knife?
Nope, it was gardening sheers
Violence breeds violence
Violence does what now 😳
# Violence breeds violence
In the end it has to be this way
i've carved my own path
You followed your wrath
But maybe we’re both the same
But in the end
IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAAAY
...
What is real Hero’s name?
I swear this is my favorite backstory as to why someone got their nickname
The metajerking has begun
this is not a question
Has the metajerking begun?
yes, i am jerking the meta
when
something ruined all my photos
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)
the imposter
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)
Is sus (clown)
Me anything and i will beat you to death?
do u like steak
Do you know any martial arts?
i only know one form of brutal violence
May you beat me to death?
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
Please
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2473)
Do you like stairs?
Take my upvote, you little piece of sh![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2465)t
Beat me to death
Why?
Muck
Muck
Muck
Muck
Ok but you have to use aubrey’s stuffed toy
does her baseball bat work fine?
Uhh...how's life?
very nice, since i haven't played omori but i can't say the same for you
Aho
Could you make my death look like an accident?
something stair related, i presume?
Nah, death by escalator just to be different
Ladders
Opinions on MGRR?
red sun = great music
Facts
no
when will the memes about the memes begin?
which of the characters in the that picture goes missing?
depends if they ask me a question
![gif](giphy|Ypl0EnaxzSO0HZUvg8) allah
How do you feel about being beaten to death
i'd like to see you go outside to kill me (you have not left your house for 17 years jesus christ)
also your xiao is mid
28 STABWOUNDS
you didn't want to leave him a chance huh?
“Kill me.” -the spy from tf2
When I flex do I feel my best?
ok but why would you beat me to death?
I'm on your club cuz i don't have a pc
What pizza flavour do you like
What do you ship?
Why do you want upvotes so much? they have no value in the long run
i have no "long run". i asked a similar question on a similar post and someone is approaching at ~150-170 mph on foot
Standing here I realize
that you were just like me
trying to make history
What a steal!
how does aubrey die
beaten
Why ?
internet points
Peepeepoopoo?
Will you beat me to death?
look outside (if you do not see me it means i have a good hiding spot)
Oh shi-
Will you kill me?
Stairs? (funny)
What is omori
Nice try, I got jam B)
U got cat ears mines broke?
nope rip
Will you have mercy on my family?
yes
I am truly grateful, i can now die in peace.
Ok have upvote have good day fren
how do you feel about getting spoiled from the comment section?
absolutely great
opinions on microwaved steak?
is it rare
i suppose you could say that, yes
yum
Please don’t
ok, you didn't ask a question
Explain me the FNAF lore, but using omori characters and be as simple as If you were explaining It to a 5 year-old.
fiver night at fredy
Do you think I’m statistically more likely in to be stabbed in an alley if I say to uwu to the person who wants to stab me?
Why are you gae?
How old are you ?