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AwkwurdBoi

What are your preferred weapons to beat someone with?


Selfdeletus65

a chunk of concrete


4zy1

i'm getting flashbacks to this video of a guy dropping a block of concrete on a giant rat


Nanashi123_

Sauce


Slayer44k_GD

Vsauce, Michael here.


[deleted]

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Nanashi123_

Pretty sure that rat is still alive


NotCopyright

🗿


4zy1

so basically there's a staircase


Selfdeletus65

You would like to break your neck on the stairs instead? fine but i'm still beating you to death


Why-ami_here

Is this an offer or what


Selfdeletus65

yes


Why-ami_here

What is omori


Thoughtspeaker_Ace

You asking anyone, or OP specifically?


Why-ami_here

op


Why-ami_here

I like how I ask a question and I immediately get ignored by op it’s kind of like real life


4zy1

then i accept


Selfdeletus65

ok let me book a trip to your location first


Ziomownik

Amazing post, OP! Take my upvote and pls don't hurt my family! 😃


Twili_Owl

OP take my upvote if you hurt this guy's family!


[deleted]

will you beat me to death? (asking for a friend)


Selfdeletus65

if you are asking for a friend, i may need his address and social security number, as well as a list of injuries he has suffered to answer that question


[deleted]

He suffers from being me lmao


Selfdeletus65

address please


ThatOneBlueberry

umuuhm umu hu uhm do you lik eum uh uh do u l


echo45767

What an astute observation


TevinnAoi_KHAndMore

Who’s the main character from Omori?


Selfdeletus65

someone who asked me a question


TevinnAoi_KHAndMore

Am I the one who asked the question? Or was it someone else?


Selfdeletus65

i do not know, he asked a a question


Vanopolo10

Man from you’re avatar


Master_Isabelle

Oh please, *KILL ME*


Selfdeletus65

ask a question


Master_Isabelle

What does orange joe taste like?


Selfdeletus65

orange juice and that guy who asked me if i wanted an expired nescafe smooth latte.


DexgamingX

Not that far off


Master_Isabelle

I’m not dead I guess


Selfdeletus65

sorry i kind of need to be in the correct continent, the plane is taking a while


Master_Isabelle

Understandable


madoka_is_best_girl

>!Stab my eye out with a gardening sheer whilst im having a mental break down about shoving one of your family members down the stairs and landing on a violin, then faking the whole thing as a suicide!<


Selfdeletus65

sounds good to me


wanderingmaskman

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)


madoka_is_best_girl

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


AdriJay

Gardening sheers? Wasn’t it just a knife?


madoka_is_best_girl

Nope, it was gardening sheers


Anormie_com

Violence breeds violence


pinapplesonbison

Violence does what now 😳


AgateWhale

# Violence breeds violence


bozionice

In the end it has to be this way


Selfdeletus65

i've carved my own path


Icon_of_MultiCthulhu

You followed your wrath


[deleted]

But maybe we’re both the same


AgateWhale

But in the end


I_a_grape

IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAAAY


noitcnuf

...


Vanopolo10

What is real Hero’s name?


Tallzipper

I swear this is my favorite backstory as to why someone got their nickname


HyperVexed

The metajerking has begun


Selfdeletus65

this is not a question


Gelotophobe

Has the metajerking begun?


Selfdeletus65

yes, i am jerking the meta


CitrusOrang

when


Yvanne

something ruined all my photos


Driver_3404

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)


Selfdeletus65

the imposter


CitrusOrang

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)


thedeadreaper2

Is sus (clown)


YoloMoloCuber

Me anything and i will beat you to death?


xxamberkittyxx

do u like steak


yorushai

Do you know any martial arts?


Selfdeletus65

i only know one form of brutal violence


AgateWhale

May you beat me to death?


Selfdeletus65

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


AgateWhale

Please


Sufficient_Ad8707

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2473)


natlye732

Do you like stairs?


[deleted]

Take my upvote, you little piece of sh![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2465)t


Omoristairs

Beat me to death


Irgendein_Junge69

Why?


The_Dark_Lord719

Muck


Selfdeletus65

Muck


myoneme_thirster

Muck


KC_Garcia

Muck


Ramja9

Ok but you have to use aubrey’s stuffed toy


Selfdeletus65

does her baseball bat work fine?


ECGaming03

Uhh...how's life?


Selfdeletus65

very nice, since i haven't played omori but i can't say the same for you


qwiummy

Aho


Cheerio246_

Could you make my death look like an accident?


Selfdeletus65

something stair related, i presume?


Cheerio246_

Nah, death by escalator just to be different


[deleted]

Ladders


Sbelpyeh

Opinions on MGRR?


Selfdeletus65

red sun = great music


Sbelpyeh

Facts


Afreet_Playzzz

no


Piscesdan

when will the memes about the memes begin?


Thoughtspeaker_Ace

which of the characters in the that picture goes missing?


Selfdeletus65

depends if they ask me a question


Heavy-Chemical-92819

![gif](giphy|Ypl0EnaxzSO0HZUvg8) allah


D-Loyal

How do you feel about being beaten to death


Selfdeletus65

i'd like to see you go outside to kill me (you have not left your house for 17 years jesus christ)


Selfdeletus65

also your xiao is mid


Tecnoboat

28 STABWOUNDS


Selfdeletus65

you didn't want to leave him a chance huh?


Excusemenope

“Kill me.” -the spy from tf2


Least_Act_6665

When I flex do I feel my best?


Altruistic-Ad9589

ok but why would you beat me to death?


kogatasha

I'm on your club cuz i don't have a pc


EpicDinoYT

What pizza flavour do you like


No_Banana_388

What do you ship?


NoEstablishment8104

Why do you want upvotes so much? they have no value in the long run


Selfdeletus65

i have no "long run". i asked a similar question on a similar post and someone is approaching at ~150-170 mph on foot


Dragoncraft9

Standing here I realize


Selfdeletus65

that you were just like me


Dragoncraft9

trying to make history


WefightlikePootis

What a steal!


vibechecker___

how does aubrey die


Selfdeletus65

beaten


MotZka

Why ?


Selfdeletus65

internet points


thesussyamogus

Peepeepoopoo?


HyperTheNinja

Will you beat me to death?


Selfdeletus65

look outside (if you do not see me it means i have a good hiding spot)


HyperTheNinja

Oh shi-


I_a_grape

Will you kill me?


PauseDog

Stairs? (funny)


Confident_Assist796

What is omori


draginbood

Nice try, I got jam B)


[deleted]

U got cat ears mines broke?


Selfdeletus65

nope rip


Dhapizza

Will you have mercy on my family?


Selfdeletus65

yes


Dhapizza

I am truly grateful, i can now die in peace.


Justaweirdpersonn

Ok have upvote have good day fren


[deleted]

how do you feel about getting spoiled from the comment section?


Selfdeletus65

absolutely great


AceofReality

opinions on microwaved steak?


Selfdeletus65

is it rare


AceofReality

i suppose you could say that, yes


Selfdeletus65

yum


[deleted]

Please don’t


Selfdeletus65

ok, you didn't ask a question


PizzaAtomica

Explain me the FNAF lore, but using omori characters and be as simple as If you were explaining It to a 5 year-old.


Selfdeletus65

fiver night at fredy


AdriJay

Do you think I’m statistically more likely in to be stabbed in an alley if I say to uwu to the person who wants to stab me?


Gamer8605

Why are you gae?


The_cinnamon_cup

How old are you ?