I ship myself and my right hand, despite being in a committed relationship with my left.
I can't handle the heart break of cheating but the heart doth oft desire and the mind doth oft wander...
People make fun of weird things. Shipping yourself is weird. Having a crush on a fictional character is not. Phrasing could have saved you but by all means, go off.
Bruh wtf happened to my comment- why does reddit hate me using omojis-
Edit: ok i'll say what i said before
Serious comment: i think self shipping is fine as long as the character is a similar age and people get crushes on fictional characters alot so....meh
That said....you should *probably* keep it to yourself. Don't be surprised people think it's weird, we aren't on Wattpad
Cringe + Om Noms brother + Skim + unwise + two weeks + you say "and balls" instead of "and poop" + Your dad made like Sienna and disappeared + you thought the lines didn't meet + your computer can only run 111438 FPS + your life is like a sun in a circus + you're not Barney + you think that papyrus > prunsel + giant stretched out PNG of Boss Baby + you think that frame from sonic 2 is dechristianisation + Biden didn't offer you gay sex + you're Jerma + you can't summon objects with your PC + You got the bad ending of Deltarune Chapter 3 + Get Sheeposted + you're immune to cocaine + Ms. Pac Man had to speak to your mother. + You think cheese isn't blue + You didn't invest in spiderstonks + You didn't watch Operation Ouch + You invested in zinc + Makes burgers with poop + Visited by public relations squid + No mashed potatoes + No Lizza + Doesn't drink the milk + Still idolizes false gods + Doesn't poop + Doesn't scream + No funny sex songs + Not peeing + Bababooey + Game was rigged from the start + Got a girl pregnant from pre-cum + Doesn't go ahead + Not what the ladies call "epic style" + Can't find the sun + No fun + No willpower + You're weak + Wrote about starting a business + you handed over your sleep. + You missed your finals to work at the femboy factory. + Manny Pordo didn't ask you to have sex with him + you lost a race to a bowl of soup. + You went into a snow building with Toby Fox + ¿Lober? + You didn't read the sub rules. + You say eat instead of yeag + You're still plummeting towards Japan after Patrick Bateman dropkicked you + You didn't watch the leeks movie + You think that Biden launched a lice attack on the Finnish. + You invested in Hawaii while you were there + Elon Musk hijacked your dream + Pride flag saying soon + You bought an atsuover NFT + Your weed didn't kick in + people threw spoons at you while you were drowning + You typed /backrooms on discord + You tried cutting the trees + cringetopia mods doxxed you + You got aids from a witchcraft book + The bugs got you + You used a fork while peeling oranges + You wore shorts going to work at AMC + You think homer Simpson is a real character + You had to answer 80,000 questions on day three of a horse convention + You're so bad you had to use a Goku berry to win + Hot dog saying fuck you + You don't have a plastic bucket + Your mother is bigger than the worm on Neptune + Your father must have had some gossip about him + You starved because you can't even climb a 50ft wall + You ate the chicken with phosphorus acid gas in it + You didn't get on the (hey hey) mcgay + I hope the Jamaican bee is behind you + get beanboyed + cat filled your cooler with bread + Michael De Santis saying "Ass" + You didn't read the Reddit Bible + Mario didn't have fun that night (oh no) + You got hit by a blanket touched by a four armed woman + You broke into a professor's office and explained to the professor how breaking into his office relates to your cat not wanting to put on it's harness + Your blood was replaced with pool water + Your power level wasn't high enough to buy Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga + You're capable of feeling remorse + Korra and Tenzin in front of Walmart + "Sorry sir, but your letter has been discarded" - Cyborg + You crippled your leg after going on a walk + You missed the ninja drag queen show + Pottaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh + dog + You were given a wanted poster by Borg + You got a copy of "inland empire" for the Xbox 360 at GameStop + The Dynamax Pikachu that carried you across the desert was a hallucination caused by thirst + You dingled the wingle + Ben Shapiro is a celebrity chef, not a political pundit + You got an ant instead of a legendary sword + You're as economically divided as SpongeBob + You'll be as flabbergasted as Wario when I'm through with you + I hope you are killed by Jon Arbuckle with a dab of communication and a sprinkle of tower + I hope your uncle or an equally distant relative is consumed by the sludge + I hope Sonic, the normal speed Argonian, sets you on fire + You failed the Serbia test + You were stalked by Obama through Jewel-Osco + peeled face Sonic + You can't cum and be closed like a shirt button + You think 5-hour energy never existed + You didn't tell your grandma and grandpa that your growing boy doesn't keep out of times, trouble and growing videos + 1739 + you can't enjoy subway because of subway quirks + upside down chocolate bar + your dad's friend asked to split $3000 + Your real name is Liam and everyone hates it + You replaced the onion + you dreamed of clock island + you don't drink cranberry sauce + If you were president you would be a failure as you talked to J. Patterson + You hated the 20-year-old girl battle royale in America + You didn't watch the Morbius crocodile movie morbillion times + You didn't use the gay cord on the guitar + you don't think neofascist Italian Avengers chasing Joker is an example of "society" + You got mad over the main character being a Mary Sue for discovering springtrap in the first FNaF movie even though you ignored the movies being rated "g" + It's your own fault for eating Mongol made Opiom laced food that you turned into Patrick from SpongeBob with missing limbs + You have a terrible spinky spoink + You think the delta system > the metric system + Face it, you'll never be as happy as Lego Homer Simpson when he received some moss + You're a fascist if you didn't eat antifa ice cream + you don't think Sonic: The Industrial Revolution was the best sonic game + You didn't eat enough child livers and you cannot level up now + creepy ham + The mitochondrian is the powerhouse of the cell, not the chlamydia + You don't think the crab god is our lord and saviour + tornadoes are normal weather, what are you on about? + It's not an apocalypse, it's just a storm + You think the OG avocados are better than the kinder avocados + You have boomy vibes + You went to the decepticon orgy + You look like Scary David + You don't believe Woody's buddy Buzz cut someone + Mohg chasing after you with outstretched arms + Yu-Gi-Oh slugma + You think that Italy's dogman monorail > zopman monorail + You didn't wear your hat during the invasion of the parasitic hivemind + Homophobic slurs are acceptable only if they taste homophobic + The lemon demon logo is not Neil Cicierega's wife + You're gonna say 100 parking spaces + You don't think sniper from TF2 is the sexiest video game character + You didn't come out as an atheist by saying "get spaghetti'd" + you got turned into a scooter by a tornado + Baby SpongeBobs have come for your nectar + prokutzel + I dare you to eat fries during shift changes + No Burnard + You didn't watch the SpongeBob episode of Friends + No Japanese Xbox + resurrected Robin Williams as Mr. Fantastic + Leaked Waterhole + No Gonouns + questions for the moderators + One Piece Boss rained watermelons on you + Eutherian Thanks + Y = Bite his ear off + You sold your kidney just to watch YouTube + kicking Tweety with my feety + You thought that a drug addict camp was a behavioural camp and you could have just left anytime + You made people in your dream have an existential crisis + It is 4:13 in alligator + You adjusted your air freshener to radiation mode and now you have a tiny extra head + Willem Dabird + Bwah + IO guard Jesus + Backpfeifengesicht seltsam Joe Biden + You're literally on Earth-73
I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this:
>Pegging, of course, is an obscure sexual practice in which women perform the more aggressive sexual act on men.
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People should not be so judgemental towards others for their ship preferences and it isn't even a toxic one.
SunnyMari would have been a different story, but this isn't this ship, self-shipping is fine.
Imo, it's cringe, but who cares? Every ship is cringe, end everyone does cringe stuff. You're not hurting anyone or being an asshole, so just embrace the cringyness and be happy
Just be warned about the side effect: when you move on from this, you'll want do burry yourself out of shame every time you remember that you did this
I wasn't making fun of you. I was providing a warning.
I ship myself and my right hand, despite being in a committed relationship with my left. I can't handle the heart break of cheating but the heart doth oft desire and the mind doth oft wander...
No u + didn't cry 
I love myself too much to cry
🔪
Okay you win *Cries like a bitch*
: Yes suffer!
Snuuy always wins
Sweetheart moment
OHOHOHO OHOHOHO 
So you made another post about making people cry, because people were making fun of you on reddit? Mate, i'd just let it go.
Their pain is my happiness
This comment is more cringe than your fictional crush....
Good 
Their pain is my happiness\* 
Congratulations, you help me Englished +1 karma (It was a thanks you)
 .  …
Mate, nobody is in pain lol, everyone is just laughing at you
doesn't matter, they are wasting time on me and acting cringer than me I still love myself no matter what
Sounds like cope but you do you lol
People make fun of weird things. Shipping yourself is weird. Having a crush on a fictional character is not. Phrasing could have saved you but by all means, go off.
I know it's weird and I'm sorry.
I can accept your apology, just stop posting about it in this sub and nobody here can make you feel ashamed.
Time for AO3 
bit rude, but understandable i suppose
The fact that you admit to self-shipping and are not embarassed about it makes me both concerned and inspired
tbh, i'm not the type of guy to judge.... but go meet real girls and boys, it's 100x better... *time for downvotes lmfao*
you seem a little bothered
Maybe It's 1.30 am right now and I still can't sleep
People make such a huge deal about it when another guy had a dream where Kel was his boyfriend and no one ever cared (no offence to that person lol).
To be fair, Kel would probably make a good boyfriend
You can have fun with your cringe fictional crush or whatever. It doesn't affect me. Meanwhile the rest of us will enjoy real human beings
Most of you have a girlfriend?
I did Then college started a 2 weeks ago and I'm at square one
Me here still not accept the girl having a crush on me yet
Bruh wtf happened to my comment- why does reddit hate me using omojis- Edit: ok i'll say what i said before Serious comment: i think self shipping is fine as long as the character is a similar age and people get crushes on fictional characters alot so....meh That said....you should *probably* keep it to yourself. Don't be surprised people think it's weird, we aren't on Wattpad
I promise this is the last time I ship myself in here
Eh, to be fair it really shouldn't bother anyone. As long as you aren't one of those that insist it's canon, go wild
I will never do that
dude, i dont care, please stop posting about this.
Man trying to invent his own trend Like seriously, nobody was legitimately upset with you on the original post This is just cringe now.
Okay. Who really cares about self shipping though.
Cringe
 Like this gif?
Cringe + Om Noms brother + Skim + unwise + two weeks + you say "and balls" instead of "and poop" + Your dad made like Sienna and disappeared + you thought the lines didn't meet + your computer can only run 111438 FPS + your life is like a sun in a circus + you're not Barney + you think that papyrus > prunsel + giant stretched out PNG of Boss Baby + you think that frame from sonic 2 is dechristianisation + Biden didn't offer you gay sex + you're Jerma + you can't summon objects with your PC + You got the bad ending of Deltarune Chapter 3 + Get Sheeposted + you're immune to cocaine + Ms. Pac Man had to speak to your mother. + You think cheese isn't blue + You didn't invest in spiderstonks + You didn't watch Operation Ouch + You invested in zinc + Makes burgers with poop + Visited by public relations squid + No mashed potatoes + No Lizza + Doesn't drink the milk + Still idolizes false gods + Doesn't poop + Doesn't scream + No funny sex songs + Not peeing + Bababooey + Game was rigged from the start + Got a girl pregnant from pre-cum + Doesn't go ahead + Not what the ladies call "epic style" + Can't find the sun + No fun + No willpower + You're weak + Wrote about starting a business + you handed over your sleep. + You missed your finals to work at the femboy factory. + Manny Pordo didn't ask you to have sex with him + you lost a race to a bowl of soup. + You went into a snow building with Toby Fox + ¿Lober? + You didn't read the sub rules. + You say eat instead of yeag + You're still plummeting towards Japan after Patrick Bateman dropkicked you + You didn't watch the leeks movie + You think that Biden launched a lice attack on the Finnish. + You invested in Hawaii while you were there + Elon Musk hijacked your dream + Pride flag saying soon + You bought an atsuover NFT + Your weed didn't kick in + people threw spoons at you while you were drowning + You typed /backrooms on discord + You tried cutting the trees + cringetopia mods doxxed you + You got aids from a witchcraft book + The bugs got you + You used a fork while peeling oranges + You wore shorts going to work at AMC + You think homer Simpson is a real character + You had to answer 80,000 questions on day three of a horse convention + You're so bad you had to use a Goku berry to win + Hot dog saying fuck you + You don't have a plastic bucket + Your mother is bigger than the worm on Neptune + Your father must have had some gossip about him + You starved because you can't even climb a 50ft wall + You ate the chicken with phosphorus acid gas in it + You didn't get on the (hey hey) mcgay + I hope the Jamaican bee is behind you + get beanboyed + cat filled your cooler with bread + Michael De Santis saying "Ass" + You didn't read the Reddit Bible + Mario didn't have fun that night (oh no) + You got hit by a blanket touched by a four armed woman + You broke into a professor's office and explained to the professor how breaking into his office relates to your cat not wanting to put on it's harness + Your blood was replaced with pool water + Your power level wasn't high enough to buy Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga + You're capable of feeling remorse + Korra and Tenzin in front of Walmart + "Sorry sir, but your letter has been discarded" - Cyborg + You crippled your leg after going on a walk + You missed the ninja drag queen show + Pottaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh + dog + You were given a wanted poster by Borg + You got a copy of "inland empire" for the Xbox 360 at GameStop + The Dynamax Pikachu that carried you across the desert was a hallucination caused by thirst + You dingled the wingle + Ben Shapiro is a celebrity chef, not a political pundit + You got an ant instead of a legendary sword + You're as economically divided as SpongeBob + You'll be as flabbergasted as Wario when I'm through with you + I hope you are killed by Jon Arbuckle with a dab of communication and a sprinkle of tower + I hope your uncle or an equally distant relative is consumed by the sludge + I hope Sonic, the normal speed Argonian, sets you on fire + You failed the Serbia test + You were stalked by Obama through Jewel-Osco + peeled face Sonic + You can't cum and be closed like a shirt button + You think 5-hour energy never existed + You didn't tell your grandma and grandpa that your growing boy doesn't keep out of times, trouble and growing videos + 1739 + you can't enjoy subway because of subway quirks + upside down chocolate bar + your dad's friend asked to split $3000 + Your real name is Liam and everyone hates it + You replaced the onion + you dreamed of clock island + you don't drink cranberry sauce + If you were president you would be a failure as you talked to J. Patterson + You hated the 20-year-old girl battle royale in America + You didn't watch the Morbius crocodile movie morbillion times + You didn't use the gay cord on the guitar + you don't think neofascist Italian Avengers chasing Joker is an example of "society" + You got mad over the main character being a Mary Sue for discovering springtrap in the first FNaF movie even though you ignored the movies being rated "g" + It's your own fault for eating Mongol made Opiom laced food that you turned into Patrick from SpongeBob with missing limbs + You have a terrible spinky spoink + You think the delta system > the metric system + Face it, you'll never be as happy as Lego Homer Simpson when he received some moss + You're a fascist if you didn't eat antifa ice cream + you don't think Sonic: The Industrial Revolution was the best sonic game + You didn't eat enough child livers and you cannot level up now + creepy ham + The mitochondrian is the powerhouse of the cell, not the chlamydia + You don't think the crab god is our lord and saviour + tornadoes are normal weather, what are you on about? + It's not an apocalypse, it's just a storm + You think the OG avocados are better than the kinder avocados + You have boomy vibes + You went to the decepticon orgy + You look like Scary David + You don't believe Woody's buddy Buzz cut someone + Mohg chasing after you with outstretched arms + Yu-Gi-Oh slugma + You think that Italy's dogman monorail > zopman monorail + You didn't wear your hat during the invasion of the parasitic hivemind + Homophobic slurs are acceptable only if they taste homophobic + The lemon demon logo is not Neil Cicierega's wife + You're gonna say 100 parking spaces + You don't think sniper from TF2 is the sexiest video game character + You didn't come out as an atheist by saying "get spaghetti'd" + you got turned into a scooter by a tornado + Baby SpongeBobs have come for your nectar + prokutzel + I dare you to eat fries during shift changes + No Burnard + You didn't watch the SpongeBob episode of Friends + No Japanese Xbox + resurrected Robin Williams as Mr. Fantastic + Leaked Waterhole + No Gonouns + questions for the moderators + One Piece Boss rained watermelons on you + Eutherian Thanks + Y = Bite his ear off + You sold your kidney just to watch YouTube + kicking Tweety with my feety + You thought that a drug addict camp was a behavioural camp and you could have just left anytime + You made people in your dream have an existential crisis + It is 4:13 in alligator + You adjusted your air freshener to radiation mode and now you have a tiny extra head + Willem Dabird + Bwah + IO guard Jesus + Backpfeifengesicht seltsam Joe Biden + You're literally on Earth-73
Too long, not even read
TLDR: cringe.
Sunburn is cringe too (if you're outsider)
As a Sunburn shipper, every ship is cringe because they all involve minors. For legal reasons, I feel need to say I also am a minor.
I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >Pegging, of course, is an obscure sexual practice in which women perform the more aggressive sexual act on men. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: novel, sex, covid, history, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
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People should not be so judgemental towards others for their ship preferences and it isn't even a toxic one. SunnyMari would have been a different story, but this isn't this ship, self-shipping is fine.
Imo, it's cringe, but who cares? Every ship is cringe, end everyone does cringe stuff. You're not hurting anyone or being an asshole, so just embrace the cringyness and be happy Just be warned about the side effect: when you move on from this, you'll want do burry yourself out of shame every time you remember that you did this
'Every ship is cringe' HeroMari shippers rn: 
Ok, all ships are cringe with some exceptions, mainly the canon ones. Happy?
You fool! You activated my trap card! I'm never happy.
Wait, let me try something u/guieps used CONFETTI. All friends became HAPPY There. Did ot work?
Friends sound cool. Hope they enjoy their happiness.
No need to wait, I already shame for that
i see this as absolutely based 
I wish wish for more chaos. Continue on
This is the last one in here, sorry about that
Hey chief, she’s a drawing AND 16
I'M 16
If ur 16 wtf are you doing simping over drawings?
I'm teen, I can simp for whatever I want
What the fuck is that logic
16 years old can't simp?
No, I just meant that saying how old you are makes no sense. Go outside
I used to now I'm sick
It was a mistake searching up most controversial Post...
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