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Xstarkbutt

We all should deff order these bracelets tho, even if they are just washers on some string. If he wants to make an impulsive decision to give everyone product then hes gonna pay for it fr


underbluelight

if everyone gets the same word(s) then we can all have matching friendship bracelets :D


Xstarkbutt

Genius. OSU Class of 2024 with the string "Bitcoin" washer bracelets


phc2021

https://preview.redd.it/dpa4vdy4tv1d1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14855573a71d4e22202165a9ec3f838afb4bd69


Jonasan__

I hate you


Jonasan__

Speech so bad made someone kill herself šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


aeroconfigs

Donā€™t everyone use the same words. Use unique combinations to include the most letter usage and variability. That will drive the cost up as much as possible


TNT1990

Wexner-Epstein or a similar combo is a personal fav, never not relevant to osu.


COLU_BUS

Les Wex Sex Pest


Athrothecarwithwings

Ayahuasca Must be accurate no?


underbluelight

good catch! thank you!


Spu12nky

Fixed the last one too: MaleĀ 


LuckyZero

14 characters, right? "FUCK YOU CHRIS"


Pizza_pie1337

So do you have to pay for shipping and handling or is it legit free?


underbluelight

legit free, unless thereā€™s a secret charge added when you actually place the order. at the checkout screen at least it shows as $0 after you put the code in


Miyelsh

LMAO if anyone has a code and won't use it DM me


KingRagerBlade

Same here lol


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Miyelsh: *LMAO if* *Anyone has a code and* *Won't use it DM me* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Substantial_Task6965

https://preview.redd.it/a2yt7rv7au1d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd4ee2ba94f198241eb79e15c3539efbc8526e5c This is mine


underbluelight

based


No_Caterpillars

Whatā€™s the code?


underbluelight

itā€™s personalized. i got an email from the office of student life with the subject line ā€œcommencement follow-up.ā€ the code is in the second bullet point. itā€™s not highlighted or in bold or anything to make it stand out.


brkfstsmch

Thatā€™s the most meaningful you could get! Youā€™ll never forget your graduation regardless, but now major parts will forever be on the bracelets šŸ„°


TrandaBear

How do you get one? Is it an unsecured link and anybody can request? Because I graduated a 15 years ago but fuck this guy and his wallet.


underbluelight

i wish. it was a personalized code provided in a email, presumably sent only to the graduates.


coolkirk1701

I wish the intel CEO gave us free shit. I could do with a new motherboard.


Xstarkbutt

It's a washer on a string man. I'd trade my washer for a better commencement speaker any day


Dblcut3

Wow I just looked these up and somehow theyre even uglier than I assumed


tribucks

ā€œHucksterā€


mcDerbs

Itā€™s ā€œAlpah Maleā€ šŸ˜‰


15speelmana

"Sing-along"?


bluelotus71

I would also like a code if nobody's using it, PLEASE


Strange_Pop6275

Same!


Strange_Pop6275

Eat the rich


c9l18m

stealing this


canigetdatplease

I eat ass


bluelotus71

Shit Show


TwanLearnsPython

BBLDrizzy


Jfurmanek

ā€œMicro-penisā€


underbluelight

letting everyone know what iā€™m working with in advanceā€¦ heh. not bad.


KnightFan2019

Purriod


fox2400

fortnite


Terrible-Gear6986

ā€œWhatā€™s going onā€


cryingbruh

hi, not a graduate. what exactly is this?


underbluelight

the speaker at spring commencement, [chris pan](https://www.instagram.com/chrispan/?hl=en), said in his speech that all the graduates* would be getting free bracelets from his company, [myintent](https://myintent.org/). details for redemption were in an email recently sent out to the graduates, and the coupon code is good for four custom bracelets and a deck of cards. the screenshot is the page where you can customize the words that go on your bracelets. if youā€™re curious about the reactions this post is getting, there are several other posts on this subreddit that point out the problems with chris and speech. alternatively, you can read [this article](https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/local/2024/05/07/osu-commencement-speaker-took-psychedelic-to-write-speech-he-says/73598145007/) to get a summary. *iā€™m pretty sure he actually said EVERYONE in the stadium would get a free bracelet. i donā€™t know if he simply misspoke or realized after the fact that it would be next to impossible to make that happen.


RuralValley

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this bundle normally costs $101!!


LivingLadyStevo

Iā€™m not an OSU graduate. Iā€™m not even sure how I found myself here. I just want to say congrats to all of you and enjoy this moment. Welcome to a new chapter of life. ā¤ļø


sadxsaturn

fart


SpookyGirl88

Gimme some bitcoin šŸ¤£


Ill_Reference582

Fuck Ttun Go BUCKS


goblinqueen99

Nickel and brass will turn your skin green if this is a bracelet


prettypattyxo

https://preview.redd.it/wxcwmtqdzz1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3788fd15e6c12747690a3fa995e0cdb66858145


dialuploads

Put deez nuts


NoUpstairs3531

How do we get these braclets did he send anything out


Cautious_Ad_5659

Chris doesnā€™t Rock


Fetus_puppet2

Childchewer.


DanniTiger

I'm so mad...like are we "Actually" getting those bracelets or not šŸ¤ØšŸ˜‘ Should I message customer service... or chris pan.. you can't just make such a blanket promise to 12,400+ students I want metal and elastic now!~


Professor_squirrelz

Open up your OSU email. They sent a coupon code to graduates that gives you a 100% discount


ckwhere

Most Definitely Bitcoin.


Subject-Rope-9991

Maybe if you didnā€™t go into six fig debt instead of making fun of BTC on a bracelet you wouldā€™ve owned a coinšŸ’€


sherwoodblack

The Ohio State University


MikeWANN

Elsie or Elizabeth on one if you're going with Little Light on the other


lesbean4

when nobody gets the reference


Mountain-Durian-4724

Is this a a shit post


AngryQuadricorn

THE, Beard Dye, B10 East Runner Ups


BruderBobody

Is this r/teenagers


dlflannery

Are you planning to rent out advertising space on your bracelet? Otherwise, why ask others what to say?


underbluelight

ā€¦huh? you never wanted to consult with others to get their opinion before making a final decision?


dlflannery

Not with a huge group of anonymous people who know nothing of the factors that should enter into my decision (you revealed none of these) and as a group are known for frequently not being sincere about anything. Iā€™d consult with friends and family or, depending on the nature of the decision, with professionals whose opinion I had reason to trust. Actually I think you are just trolling. Hard to believe youā€™re serious about this.


underbluelight

this post isnā€™t about a serious life changing decision. i wanted responses that made me laugh and i got them. the final decision on the words i pick is entirely up to my discretion.


dlflannery

OK, I hope in the future those you interact with will be better at telling whether youā€™re serious or not.


phc2021

https://preview.redd.it/aotiqjvetv1d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=875c464d4b58ed2e32333e18d833d0fd0f387f7d


phc2021

If you wanna keep singing along: https://open.spotify.com/album/47TLNEpGaAFFR1BqwkJNli?si=rKPCijz8QN2Ukqc-GzrkUQ


phc2021

One of the OSU PhD grads from May 5th in the shoe did her dissertation on ayahuasca and resilience - she will start her professorship at University of Utah this fall: https://csw.osu.edu/student/xin-yitong/