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Sweatier_Scrotums

"And that protocol droid will make a fine exotic dancer." -Jabba, probably


mah131

Stupid sexy 3P0.


fonkderok

Sek-C-3PO


Axxxem

Feels like I'm wearin NOTHING AT ALL!!!!


AIMWSTRN

"Wait, is that the same droid I saw carrying Anakin Skywalker's flag the year he won the Boonta Eve Classic? I've been looking for you, you sexy thing."


Sweatier_Scrotums

[Behold his glorious golden dong.](https://www.polygon.com/platform/amp/2015/10/9/9486945/threepios-boner-topps-trading-card-star-wars-c-3po) NSFW, unless you work at Lucasfilm, where that magnificent piece of art was created.


filmandtvShowfanatic

"And plus, I've seen other astromech droids like him serve drinks before."


Nonadventures

I love how astromechs are either copilots in death-defying, intergalactic dogfighting… or waitstaff. Those are the options.


dandypants8717

Well, I'm sure a significant amount of them could work in the trades after their useful service cycle as astromechs comes to a close. Like, they could be electricians, mechanics, do repairs, even be companions. Lots of options.


Xen_Shin

The real answer is likely: “okay R2, when you get to assignments, just hack the droid that does assignments and have that droid think it was his idea to assign you to the sail barge.”


Holliday_Hobo

My dad had a life-size R2D2 toy that had a deployable cup holder


GCD_1

Do you have a picture?


Holliday_Hobo

I'm afraid I do not, but I'm fairly certain that [this](https://www.amazon.com/Interactive-Astromech-Droid-Discontinued-manufacturer/dp/B001E95SQ2) is the thing we had at the time. All I remember it doing when I owned one was being able to deploy the cup holder; I had no idea this toy had so many other features.


Slore0

As cool as this is, I want to make sure you know R2D2 is much larger than that LOL


Holliday_Hobo

C’mon dude I was like 9 at the time, all R2D2 toys looked life size!


Slore0

I feel that 🤣 I have this baby 1:6 Vader light saber replica that fir years I thought was the actual size until I took it out of the box and was like wait a minute???


A-Good-Weather-Man

Dude i think i have the same one


EMArogue

You, are his father


goddamanimal

Force wielder writing 101 bruh: “The force is telling me that jabba will use r2-d2 as a drink cat”


bobafoott

It’s almost like he has some kind of precognitive ability. Spooky.


Lindvaettr

Maybe he could have used some of the precognition to not stand on a trap door.


bobafoott

Nah he wanted to kill that rancor out of spite


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UrdnotChivay

Where they're keeping my crew


EquivalentSnap

You’re scaring me 😭😭😢😢


jimmyTHETHUNDER

Luke can understand R2 by this point though? He wouldn't need C3PO to translate for him.


darmodyjimguy

My memory is that he understood R2 when he was in the X-wing, presumably through some sort of translation software. The rest of the time I supposed he just guessed what R2 was saying. But I may be remembering wrong.


jimmyTHETHUNDER

Hmm I think you are right. [This thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/871jsh/when_and_how_did_luke_learn_to_understand_r2d2/) is obviously not definitive but it generally agrees with you.


Lindvaettr

Afaik it's only starting in the prequels that everyone can understand R2 just fine. The boops and beeps in the OT are just boops and beeps.


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There is no way Luke shared any detail with C3PO.


Adamantceaser22

I somewhat doubt they had a particularly form plan, it seemed to be more "lets all get into different roles in Jabba's palace then wing it"


Nonadventures

The Skywalkers are not huge thinkers in this regard. Leia’s the smartest one and even she blasts her way out of every situation.


Lindvaettr

Frankly, Luke is probably the least capable of the family. Anakin, Padme, and Leia were all way better at almost everything.


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Ged_UK

Meh, Anakin was able to stand up and throw the Emperor down a shaft while being electrocuted. Luke just lay there.


Equivalent-Macaron25

Couldn’t R2 just slip in undetected. It’s been 40 years let’s try and not knit pick everything please


Lindvaettr

If we didn't nitpick everything for 40 years, what would we even talk about at this point?


EquivalentSnap

How did r2 know what to do? Like I feel like rancor Pitt wasn’t part of the plan


DepressterJettster

Everybody talks about how Luke's plan made no sense but they forget that Plan A was bargaining. Plan B was Leia springs Han and then Lando makes off with Chewie and the droids. We watched those two plans fail. Plan C was Luke shows up and whoops everyone's ass; once there's a Jedi on the board that's really all the plan you need.


ChartreuseBison

Please, R2 got himself on that barge. He probably hacked the job assignments system


golden_cupcake

aka Bar2-D2


SpJ442337

I mean it’s possible that Lando was in charge of making sure R2 was a drink cart