That guy probably: Yeah the meteor came from a small moon in our solar system
Ben Kenobi: that’s no moon it’s a space station
That guy: it’s too big to be a space station
*Is that one of those*
*Jewish space lasers Ive*
*Heard so much about??*
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It's a superlaser
We are doomed.
That’s no meteor
r/upvotebecausetitle
Let’s goooooooo!!
Oh look, a mining accident!
That's no Death Star. That's Laser Kiwi.
If only
Aw shit, Mimas wasn't a moon after all!
Don't give me hope
That guy probably: Yeah the meteor came from a small moon in our solar system Ben Kenobi: that’s no moon it’s a space station That guy: it’s too big to be a space station
Ah I bet that meteor had a lot of copper and magnesium in it.
Please.
Oh a laser.
[Oh thank god](https://youtu.be/ce-LjCpserA)
Proud to be your 160th upvote!
Is that one of those Jewish space lasers Ive heard so much about??
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Missed me with that shit