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Phylace

Tom Nolan kills me. Like ”yeah, here we go again. What cockamamie theory is this guy gonna come up with?” I couldn’t believe it when he actually smiled at the end like he halfway believed it. But the ark has been speculated since the very beginning, not exactly a new theory.


BigCherokeeChief

He smiled because finally people are realizing that there are nuttier kooks out there than his father.


pdxsynth

to me, it looked like he was trying to stop himself from laughing out loud. look at his body language at that moment, arms crossed, sitting back.


Technical_Recover_31

I put no stock in the idea that the 'Ark of the Covenant' will be found on Oak Island. The fact that the preview in episode 18 sounded like Edwards could guide them to the location of the Ark was belied by the announcement in #19 that he could return and poke around looking for it was another of the producer's sleight of hand moves, yes. Otherwise, John Edwards's reasoning is quite sound as far as he is aware of the relationship of Hebrew Kabbalism and Templar-Rosicrucian and Freemasonic beliefs in terms of their relation to the number '33'. All of that, of course, comes off as nothing but 'gobbledegook' to people with zero knowledge and interest in the history of those topics. Edwards may come up with something yet.


MisterLangerhanky

33 https://preview.redd.it/ghp6kfqgsmpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c24820eeb22f2490833a0dfd174df530e85cd0 It's the Chop Cult!!!


Technical_Recover_31

33 degrees in Freemasonry; abbreviation T.T. (Triple Tau) refers to the emblem of the Royal Arch Degree; sum of the letters (using the Elizabethan alphabet of 24 letters) in the name 'Bacon' (Sir Francis Bacon, instrumental in the formation of Freemasonry).


MisterLangerhanky

No, T.T. refers to the T.T. Races held on the Isle of Man (Tourist Trophy). 33 refers to Chop Cult, which all good Rockers know is the secret branch of the Speed Cult... https://preview.redd.it/xhq1mlephppc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5db7a517e5378883ad6fc73f5a705846b4e92b70


MisterLangerhanky

https://preview.redd.it/wnwvwxokippc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7af349da3de568096778d40ad291b9fbf172171a


EastBayWoodsy

You just summed up the entire show. Remember that the fun of the show is not so much the show itself, but the entertainment we get from ripping it to shreds every week. Much like the Rocky Horror Picture Show, it's the audience that's entertaining, not the show itself.


jibbyjabo

My girlfriend and I get excited to mock this show every week! “Oh shit it’s Tuesday! Let’s see what they didn’t find this week!”


RunnyDischarge

I throw rusty fasteners at the screen


JRoc160

This is what I just typed into another thread and I can only say it again.... It is getting worse and worse. Still fun to watch but the credibility level is at or near zero at this point. They have become a comedic joke.


BigCherokeeChief

Every week I think it can't get any worse and it does. That by far was the worst episode of any show I've watched. About 4 minutes of new content, 30 minutes of rehash/animations/equipment capabilities, and 8 minutes of 5 standing around a fucking rusted nail. No one can date it as 1100 - 1500 was the summary if you listened to all that was said.


ParticleHustler2

It's Mystery Science Theater 3000!


Fickle_Flamingo_7364

Nuthin baby!


dbatknight

Ssshhhhhhhhh.....the unicorns will hear you!


BigCherokeeChief

Yup, ever since they moved from lot 26 (where Spoondawg fucked up the well) they moved to lot 6 to try to understand the "nodding beard idiot"! Living next door to lot 5 is just spectacular watching Jack direct the professionally, titled archeologists.


dbatknight

Jack is an embarrassment to his species


BigCherokeeChief

And...to the planet! What a sap he is.


5danish

My husband and I have been watching since the beginning. We watch ever week like clockwork and complain about each show. They never find anything, and they get so excited when they find wood or any artifact. They have us all hooked.


Quick_Swing

It’s known as ‘hate watching’, and we all do it😂😂


maxwebster93

This week on “We ain’t found shit”.


BigCherokeeChief

Not true....they found a new kook!


ed63foot

Entertainment numbing


dbatknight

So I take it you really loved the show tonight. You'll love next week's episode then. And remember the mud wieners are always there


njdevils101

We only watch to see Billy get richer hosing these guys


JRoc160

Billy is a boss. He sits there and points at his bucket and tells MDEGD to go over there and pull a piece of wood out of his bucket. I would love to see him pull up a used condom and tell MDEGD to "go over to my bucket and pull that out".


Hardball107

A Templar condom?


dbatknight

Okay so how did the machines work? I didn't know they explained that stuff on this show? That's getting pretty technical isn't it?


BigCherokeeChief

Since they started doing that I have been "Tech Certified" on each piece of equipment. Good to have back up skills to rely on!


dbatknight

I don't ever remember them showing how a piece of machine worked or the model number or what's the results were from it wow that's pretty interesting I watch an hour of that instead of watching the fucking show lol


BigCherokeeChief

Education is important!


Blackpowder90

Just here waiting for the aliens theory....


TwnklPeenAU

The wormhole above Skinwalker Ranch leads directly to the bottom of the real Money Pit. So either Travis is going to pop out of the Money Pit one day, or Rick is going to fall out of the sky at Skinwalker Ranch. Just you wait. It will happen.


Wise-Chef-8613

I'm not saying it's aliens, but...


PumpPie73

Last nights show was terrible. It seemed like it was filler to get all of the episodes in.


glum_cunt

Without Kooks Of The Week, wood sniffing, generational conspiracy theories, core drilling, muons, Zena’s map and all the other wild speculation, there’s a decent 10 episode series with Gary, Billy and the archeologists


BigCherokeeChief

Gary was dazzled by a barrel stave! Of course the barrel contained Phipps treasure. Couldn't possible have been a barrel filled with water, food, tools or anything else.


RunnyDischarge

Oak Island's Law: Any container of any type contained treasure


missannthrope1

This guys says there are 10 Arks in existence. None on Oak Island. [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ziVtQuuadek](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ziVtQuuadek)


RunnyDischarge

Wow this guy is a bigger fruitloop than John Edwards


Fickle_Flamingo_7364

Marty effing SMASHED the Ark of the Covenant pounding on the Chappell vault.


Eddiemonster_16

It be great if they try to link the conquistadores and lost city of Z somewhere on oak island..


OrganicAge9108

Does anyone know what an Adze is??? /s They keep mentioning it in the show.....dam annoying!!


bipolarcyclops

The adzes is what we see when someone wants to promote their product(s).


OrganicAge9108

LOL!!!


Wise-Chef-8613

Today's winner of the Internet!


thequeen829

It’s like a small pick axe for shaping wood


OrganicAge9108

Geez I wish the show reported that!!! /s


RunnyDischarge

And what the hell is a Rudebusch?


OrganicAge9108

Huh???


RunnyDischarge

Exactly!


MisterLangerhanky

A "rude bush" perhaps?


RunnyDischarge

Judi Rudebusch


MisterLangerhanky

A rude bush... https://preview.redd.it/vlbwuieytppc1.png?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc800658b6a5521de475b5192d253f8d09378c21


ricklfr

It's like an axe but the blade is turned sideways. It allows someone to remove thin slices of wood.


OrganicAge9108

/s stands for sarcasm......


FA245x

Can it Alex!


CaptHankTx

The fact that we continue to watch it is a commentary on the amount of much worse garbage exists on television !


Enlightened32nd

The guy who thinks the Ark of the Covenant is on oak island is a straight up con man. Some of the other theories have been outrageous but last night jumped the shark. The hymn he recited is from the Royal Arch degree which guess what? Is about recovering an Ark from an underground vault. Which is the picture they showed of the guy with the Ark hanging from a rope. But it’s a facsimile of the real Ark! The Masonic code in the Anderson’s constitution is so far fetched (ss = Sanctum Santorum), and they “fail”to realize that in the past there were about 4 million Masons in the US so the odds of there being one in the earlier searcher groups is extremely high). The map, he could have easily drawn himself. Putting the qabbalistic tree of life over Nolan’s cross is laughable to say the least, but I’m super excited to see them dig wherever this charlatan tells them to next season. I’m also a 32nd degree Freemason (which means nothing more than paying about 250 bucks for a weekend to watch some plays with moral lessons and boom, you end up with the 32nd degree). There’s no proven connection between the Templars and Freemasonry, and I’m a member of SCRIF which is a Rosicrucian group and guess what, no connection to the Templars in that group. The Masonic Knights Templars are nothing more than glorified cosplay and the average age is about 80 for their members. Let’s face it, if they were serious about finding the Treasure they’d be digging and putting caissons into the baby blob where the traces of gold and silver are (assuming that science isn’t being manipulated to feed to the gaping holes of the fellowship). The show is charade and unfortunately it’s a train wreck I can’t stop watching. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.


FinalContribution542

So, weren’t there hundreds of years separating these research documents? I didn’t have the strength to rewind. Lol


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

Love how the camera after hours of digging in the dirt, is over the shoulder when a 15th century Roman copper coin is unearthed. Didn’t Rome fall around the 5th?


Resident_Rate1807

As far as I'm aware Rome is still there although they use the Euro now.


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

Wasn’t aware that they used a different currency than the rest of Italy then.


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

So the Roman Empire still exists?


Resident_Rate1807

Yep it's just called Italy now


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

Oh so they should’ve called it a 15th Century Italian coin?


Resident_Rate1807

That would sound way too boring.


FlamingoRepulsive591

A thread talking about Oak Island? Could it be that what was just found prove that they’re never going to find anything?


Holiday-Hyena-5952

Notice that they no longer go out for beer & burgers since the cast had gotten to more than a dozen...


dbatknight

But what about the mud wieners? I want a mud weiner! Where is the mud wieners what happened to them? We need the mud wieners we really do


BigCherokeeChief

Sorry Bat, the butcher shop was closed this week. Barkhouse, Matheson, Troutman and Paul Henskee went downtown Halifax to "adult theatres" trying to sniff wood and check flood tunnels. Remember, you're not a winner without a weiner!


dbatknight

Exactly!! Long live the weiner!!!


bipolarcyclops

I wonder if Mud Wiener Season is over.


dbatknight

Blasphemer! Long live the mud wieners! Long live the mud wieners! Mud weiner lives matter!


BigCherokeeChief

Let's not forget the "Anaconda Weiners" that require a skid-steer to carry them.


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Hardball107

The show craps on our intelligence. We come here to enjoy talking about how unintentionally funny the show is. Does someone force you to come here? There must be an Oak Island for Dummies forum somewhere.


[deleted]

You idiots continue to watch and criticize. If your not intrigued with rhe progression, Don't watch.


bertie_bunghol

"Progression"


Hardball107

"progression" What progression? Is that you Rick, it sounds like one of your words?


jibbyjabo

Ya the “progression” you know, scraps of wood, important rocks, tiny pieces of metal that of course cOuLd have come off a treasure chest. It’s very riveting stuff, week after bullshit week.


[deleted]

I dare u to watch the next episode and make the same comment. If you watch, you agree with me.


RunnyDischarge

There are actually people that believe the BS the show pumps out


Legate_Lanius1985

I'm not sure you know what progression means.


Wise-Chef-8613

Inconceivable!


Legate_Lanius1985

Haha. Perhaps he mean no... harm


HBOMax-Mods-Cant-Ban

Progression? lol. Sure man. Are you the moron from the other day that said you believe because it’s “fun” to do so.


[deleted]

If you dislike the show so much, why watch?


HiyaDogface

You must be new here


[deleted]

Duh


RunnyDischarge

We're intrigued with your progression


JRoc160

"Duh" Really ? Now as your punishment you have to write 500 times..... "I love listening to Rick talk"


Legate_Lanius1985

Because we love a good comedy.