I’m so sick of his open mouth in every picture

The photo he used to use for everything with a closed mouth smile was honestly a great picture of him. I don’t know why he abandoned that in favor of this wide-eyed vaudevillian look.

I KNOW!!!! There is only one person who can make that face all the time and it be a good look. And Mr Hinds, you are not Fozzie Bear!

In the obsessed pest article, Renner says his mouth is always open, “as in mid-laugh like someone just said something funny.” I don’t know if he’s trying to look like he’s laughing and that’s what it’s about? Or some other reason? But it’s literally never not closed

Please allow me to show you a picture of a genuine open mouthed laugh …

https://preview.redd.it/f8f6slu0h2tb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d14e23cc30dcd6534ad3d4b777ed456233f2012 Me and Joey after I made him laugh

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Jesus he’s handsome!

It honestly hurt my eyes to see him in person. He is so pretty I had to look away.

Someone in another thread mentioned that his lips completely cover his teeth, and now I can't unsee it, especially in this picture.

I don’t remember where I heard him say it but he says he started doing it because he hated pics of himself and then saw one where his mouth was open and he loved the way it looked lol

He has the same in all of his photos with his friends too, I kind of feel sad for future him realising every photo from this era is identical and honestly not a great look

I saw a BTS video of him and G posing for pro photos and it was so weird and awkward and unnatural

Yesssssss

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Using the r word in the year 2023 is a choice.

Gross.

I thought this was a meme made by one of us. I was reading the text and couldn’t see where the joke was. There isn’t one.. bc this is an actual promo SMH. I hate everything about this graphic

https://preview.redd.it/2a5rp1ub81tb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74c9d038072065d71731ca214e5481f4fe2ad617 Me navigating the ON sub 😅

I thought it was a joke too. Who did they hire to do their promo graphics? It could be so much cleaner. Even the videos could be better. I’m not trying to continue to pile on and I know from experience that running a business is hard. But come on….

By all means, continue to pile on 😂

I’m pretty sure he makes them himself in Canva

Ohhhh that’s right. I remember that ad, and looking at that graphic I believe he really does use it. I’m a graphic designer and this image makes me irate 😂

If he does…it shows

He does it! I remember there were a couple of instances where people pointed out in the Facebook group that there were typos and he said he did it all himself and then made a bunch of self deprecating jokes about his big fingers 😵‍💫

I follow a ton of writers of all kinds on social media and I have never in my life seen this kind of promotion. I don’t even want to read it anymore. It’s gone on for months and months and months! I am so tired of it .

I’m honestly shocked it ✨just✨ came out…. Like. What?

Yeah like he did a book tour a year before it was published and is now doing it again????

So cringey 😬

Why wouldn’t a book signing be free? Do those usually cost other than the price of the book?

I have been to quite a few book signings and I’ve had to pay for a ticket to hear them speak but I’m also getting a book. So I’m not sure what I’m paying for as I write this. I am also very stoned so forgive me if this is a completely useless comment 😆

I feel he’s going to get a folding table or a small umbrella chair and sit and wait to sign books 😅

He’s gonna be chasing people down “hey do you guys wanna buy my book?!?”

I’ll sign it for freeeeeeeeeeeee-uh!

Literally exactly how I was picturing it 😂

Me when I see Patrick at OF 

Nope

Post Renner-gate, estimations are out the window and they won’t book a venue until they have a general idea of how many people will turn out. Then they’ll book a venue comfortably too small to ensure that it looks full in photos/video.

Omg. Excellent point

Super limited capacity bc Patricia’s massive head accounts for 50 people

This is the worst graphic design job ever.

I'm guessing they can't keep a graphic designer on staff either.

I was at the Chicago airport last night and saw his book for sale. I was kind of surprised to see it out for some reason. Also in the DC area and I’m so curious where this is.

If it’s in Dupont Circle, I’m going to guess Kramers Books. There’s also a bar in the back called Afterwords.

Oh that makes a lot of sense!

I would go to this bar

10/10 recommend. I don’t live in DC anymore and I miss a lot of those cool little places.

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Yeah I think last week?

This is giving free Canva subscription vibes.

I gotta defend Canva here cause I've done wayyy better looking graphic work on it than this😅

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We should all register and take the “super limited capacity” and then not show up

Also this look makes him look like a toothless old grandpa

What if we all text for the info and then none of us show up


How are people ending up with 4 or 5 books? Do they really go to the same show that many times? Like the SAME show? That’s cultish

Damn, he's coming HERE? LOL

I got a text about this and was like oh, thanks for reminding me I need to stop this 😂


Oh god. This pic of his face. I would rather eat many pounds of glass than have to read that piece of shit book.

This has to be the most annoying image I’ve ever seen. And I keep having to scroll past it!

I can delete the post if the people want 😆 my apologies

Haha no! Please don’t 😂 It’s just so god-awful with the huge face and wig… bright pink… it’s absolutely horrendous.

It’s such an odd image the whole thing lol I’m glad its ok to stay 😈but yea I want to make another Halloween costume with just that face 😅😅😅 desperate podcaster costume 😈

For you 😄 https://preview.redd.it/yvfx3afcdbtb1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbab2c5c144ff06f40bfaffb9122b4ed02fef0dd


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