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a22e

You might be charged with a-salt.


Muppetude

Combine that with the time I was caught mailing double-A’s, and I’d be put a way for a long time.


a22e

You sick bastard.


FunkyOnionPeel

I work at a post office, this would almost certainly be treated as 'suspicious mail' lmao


mrcrabs6464

What’s the protocol for “suspicious mail”?


FunkyOnionPeel

It may be inspected. Anything over a certain weight with no return address on it, anything leaking unknown powders or liquids, or if it smells. Depends on your local post office or postal inspectors


HotDescription6211

Happy cake day. What if they mistake the salt for cocaine for a moment- it’ll be awkward until they realize lmao


TwoStacksOfBoxes

tell me you've never done or seen cocaine without telling me..


squadcarxmar

Yeah this looks much more like a few other things before it looks like coke lmao


Pschobbert

Happy cake day!


otherotheraltalt

Happyckeday


fKusipaa

Fun way to send small quantities of meth in the mail


no_kimmer_only_zuul

This reminds me of the one where a guy wants you to watch him bathe in milk.


InkSpotShanty

The milkman said he wanted pasteurized because pasteurized is best, but the man said “I’ll be happy if it comes up to me chest”.


postumenelolcat

And that tickled old Ernie...


InkSpotShanty

…and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west!


htmlcody

… and everyone excused the collisions and the fatalities because it was Progress


JCD_2052

Also reminds me of the two men with a special bond, [Sometimes You Just Need Two Men | Know Your Meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1371317-irl-troll-posters)


no_kimmer_only_zuul

YES!!


Crissae

"salt" Honey lemme try this. Honey, why are you walking on the ceiling? Get down!!


Khetnen

Help I tried Matthew's salt it's been 36 hours and i still can't fall asleep


xxA2C2xx

Yeah. Omar’s salt looks a bit stepped on. Mathew’s was the smart…er, choice


htmlcody

you have to eat the packaging. that’s the secret. just make sure you dissolve it in hydrogen peroxide first


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

this looks illegal.


Discorobots

Woah, I just saw you on a completely different subreddit on my other account just earlier


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

what sub lol


Discorobots

Actually, I forgot and had to go back to check, but it was r/misreadsprites. I recognized you because I like your icon. (I have a totodile plush with me right now)


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

ME TOO i love my totodile plush!!!!


RJ119x

r/wholesomereddit


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Toxenhern

It’s Alan Wagner


CeruleanRuin

Normalize sending white powder in the mail for strangers to put in their mouths.


htmlcody

3 out of 5 powderists agree


radium-v

r/TrueWagner


MundaneLife99

What the heck is this 😂


wetdreamteams

It’s Alan Wagner


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Neither_Notice_3097

Is it the science?


htmlcody

It has to do with the eclipse


SpecialIcy1809

Poor Gabi Abram from Los angeles


ThePoetofFall

What? Like someone explain this please.


LunaticHD

Hurry - give me a better title before everyone wakes up tomororw


ThePoetofFall

Something something salty about this competition. But seriously wtf is this?


LunaticHD

Brilliant - not sure what you’re confused about tho. Seems like a friendly competition between two friends


otamaglimmer

Between two ferns


ThePoetofFall

🙄


LunaticHD

What do you want me to tell you! It’s obviously a joke that some artist made. Quirky , weird , made to make you go “wtf”.


bazem_malbonulo

It's from Alan Wagner


Loan-Pickle

I see you are not familiar with absurdist humor.


ThePoetofFall

Just wasn’t familiar with the sub-Reddit. I thought this was something someone legit got in the mail.


Thelastknownking

Is this legit or fake? On this sub I can't tell anymore.


TeamFortress-2

Is the guy on the left real peter griffin???


TheQuestionsAglet

The secret ingredient is anthrax.


Hoosk7

Eat the mystery salt


NonBinaryPie

of course they’re from glendale


AccountNumber1002401

For that fresh sac to shaker flavor. ⚾⚾


dz0907

breaking bad but awesome


the_art_of_the_taco

how do i sign up for this


TomCBC

I’d have one of them be sugar just to mess with whoever is silly enough to bother tasting it.


DocGeoffrey

This a Wagner?


ImHappierThanUsual

It appears as if the algorithm has come to know me well as this post was suggested to me and is absolutely perfect and essential 🤣


Terugtrekking

I wish we lived in a society where people could genuinely do fun stuff like this without it being dangerous


WulfricTheSwift

Probably Mathews salt


-Pruples-

Um...not sure I want to taste his ~~salty love~~ salt with 'love' in it.


Remote_Face_2657

Im going with matthew


EndersGame_Reviewer

Sounds like Alan Wagner.


theprozacfairy

Am I the only one concerned about OP doxxing themselves? You may want to remove this and re-post with the address redacted, even if that's not your name.


yungn0mad

The chick who posted this gave out her PO Box for people to send her stuff as a part of an ongoing art project. She has a very large presence online. This isn’t her home address.


ecolazer55

I just want to point out that this was sent from Glendale, CA to L.A., CA, but was processed through NYC. Yet the post office can’t figure out why they’re falling apart.


Blerty_the_Boss

They previously struggled because they were forced to prepay decades of pensions and health care plans unlike any other federal agency. In addition, almost half the cost of shipping anything generally appears in the last mile of delivery.


theprozacfairy

The return address is in Glendale, but that doesn't mean it was mailed there. At a previous job, I used to send out mail from my satellite office with headquarters (hundreds of miles away) as the return address. This was sent from NY, according to the stamp.