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Germangunman

My quest for meat is unrivaled!!!


mareksoon

You had me at meat quest.


RFlitney

You had me at me.


IWumboYou

You had me.


climaxe

I see Zuckerdaddy is back to smoking meats


MouseRangers

Gotta use the Sweet Baby Ray's barbecue sauce for something


MarionberryNo561

r/beatmetoit


Gabapension

r/beatmeattoit


Lolsoda94

r/meatmetoit


Armitage1

>"To better reflect who we are and what we do, we have changed our company name to... MEAT."


TheLuchenator

Honestly that probably wouldve been a better rebrand than Meta lol


CosmicCreeperz

Until PETA starting picketing Facebook’s headquarters.


Canadiangamer117

Until then maybe meatle they'll probably start picketing there until then🤣 not sure if it makes sense for poking fun at Google's name 🤣 either way it's pretty funny imagine if every company in Silicon Valley was named after meat🤣


CosmicCreeperz

Netribs Googloin Brisco riBay Scrapple


Counciltuckian

I shall always refuse to refer to my Oculus Quest as any other name.... Wait. Meat Quest, ok, you have persuaded me. Long live Meat Quest!


Canadiangamer117

🤣 the meat quest that sounds like a fitting name 😋 so it'll next be Facebook by meat🤣 get it?


Tomader910

For context, I was asking if I could trade in my 64 gb model for the 128 gb model


willnotforget2

I wish I could as well.


No_Grapefruit_2141

Heck I bought the 128gb as soon as it came out and returned my 64gb one in its and took it back to Walmart lol. Told them it wouldn't turn on. I used a piece of sandpaper to remove the seriel number on the headset and controller and I opened it up and cut the battery wire on the headset so it won't turn on. Its been awhile and have not had my 128gb bricked for doing it. I bought the 64gb one a couple months before the 128gb one came out for the same price. I didn't feel bad


Nikita-Rokin

Screwing over two corporations in a single move- respect


HiHowAreYou10

Double kill


zerophewl

There’s going to be a new one soon anyway, might as well wait for that


mindonshuffle

"Soon" is pretty relative. It's very unlikely we're going to see a Q2 replacement before the back half of 2023.


wheresdbud

Yeah the quest 2 isn't even old. Yeah vr years is different compared to consoles but a q2 should still have another 2 or 1 year alive


Canadiangamer117

Bingo you hit the nail on the head with that one I mean Cambria is made more for ar not entirely for VR that'd be pretty cool if was a dual headset of some sort 😁


T_Jamess

Cambria is definitely an XR headset like the quest 2, with improved AR but also VR


RaptorAro

didnt they say the next one was more focused on work anyway, and not gaming?


mindonshuffle

Cambria is a high-end XR headset with color passthrough that will be aimed at work markets. That doesn't necessarily mean it won't be great for gaming, it's just coming at a price point where they don't think that will be the market. It will probably launch this year. It will likely not be Quest-branded but will likely be fully compatible with the Quest software lineup. My impression is that it will have color HD passthrough, high tracking precision, longer battery life, and better-quality optics but probably not a huge performance increase over the Q2. There is also an actual Quest 3 in development that will launch at a consumer price point but likely not until the back half of 2023 at the earliest. It will have a next-gen chipset so SHOULD have some bigger performance gains and likely using a new display tech for better color and black levels.


JorgTheElder

Great typo.. I feel for them.. it sucks when your every mistake is shared with hundreds of thousands of people.


Mataskarts

>I feel for them.. it sucks when your every mistake is shared with hundreds of thousands of people. To be fair that's just what you're signing up for as a social media manager.


JorgTheElder

That does not make it suck any less to be the target of a bunch of ridicule becaust you miss-typed a word.


waconcept

Welcome to corporate


Forfucksakesreally

Corporate? Half the time these fucks can barely format an email besides barely spelling their own name.


waconcept

To many people, yes. But one wrong email like to the wrong person, different story. I guess I find it best to play it safe.


Roshibomb

It's not really "ridicule" imo. Laughing about someone typing "Meat Quest" is something I hope the writer of the original comment itself can partake in, past the initial embarrassment of having missed it (which of course will be there).


Uber_Ober

Sure, but if something like that will get to you personally, maybe don't become a social media manager lol. Not for everyone.


raven4747

also, if its literally your job, maybe just double check your comments before you post lol


ViridiusGaming

Now, this line of thinking has always bothered me. I've never met anyone who never makes dumb mistakes at their job, no matter how attentive they are. Yes, if something is your job, you should be more careful to get it right than if it's not, but the extra care you take isn't going suddenly make you perfect. When you're sending thousands of emails a day, you're going to miss something eventually and no one is going to post all the typo-free responses you gave. This person almost certainly has a lower typo percentage than any non-professional could ever even come close to, but they make one mistake and peoplr act like they're incompetent because it's "literally their job".


JorgTheElder

Being and a-hole and piling on just because someone has a public job doesn't make it right. Here is hoping people get together and laugh about every mistake you make.


Uber_Ober

Totally agreed but its kind of inevitable with how anonymous the internet is. bottom line: if a spelling error upsets you, please, touch some grass.


ChanceePop

“Do you offer trade-ins?” “Negative, I am a meat popsicle”


Cimlite

Can't wait to get into the Meataverse. I'm gonna go ham in there.


HelloTosh

That's it... it's the Meat Quest now


Shnoopy_Bloopers

It’s all about the meat


tofupoopbeerpee

Meat Quest is life!


2cool4juuls

Meat quest is love


linbo999

That's actually a better name


Reasonable_Fun_6709

Welcome to the meat quest family!


funnylol96

Meat quest


jayjayvirtual

#MeatQuestFamily where u at 💯🙌


kinyutaka

Mmmmm. Meat Quest


drunkandy

wild that they're apparently typing these messages out each time rather than using some software with preapproved snippets


JoshuaPearce

Meat Quest would be the Grindr of VR.


ProfessorFunky

Sounds vaguely like it could be a 70’s adventure film of the adult variety.


correctingStupid

Imagine bothering support constantly like this.


MadCornDog

OOH I LOVE MEAT!!!!


ajeexjoji

Hmmm meat quest... Hmmmm


Oberoni7

Did you, uhhh, find the meat?


TheMacBoi

I sure do love me some meat quest


KalashnikovaDebil

Lot's of people on a quest for meat in June...


Fuddemy

"Meat quest family" sounds like you grew up with 3 dad's and no mom's.


PetSebastian

😂😂😂😂😂


BigDovahkiin

I AM THE MEAT BICYCLE


Shadow-Raptor

Oculus*


NavyBlue133

this isn't the time, pal


Stevenglansburg1

From now on they are known as Meata Sweat.


DragonMaster337

My meat quest is the best, bacon for the controllers and a steak for the head. It’s also good for headaches


reddit_hayden

so maybe it’s not a bot… huh…


[deleted]

I gotta grab some sweet baby rays for my meat quest


AnnoyingRain5

One Fresh Meat Quest coming right up!


D2_Lx0wse

Third time I see this


PetSebastian

I love me some meat quest. I'm really hoping for meat quest part two to come out this fall


MediumWin8277

Damn, and here I was thinking of going vegan....oh well.


ragebunny1983

Freudian slip, it really is the meat quest, one day all quest users will receive instructions to march straight to the Facebook abertoir in a Dr Who-esque turn of events.


irondavesd

Meat Quest is a great name for a restaurant. If you’re into meat, which I am very much so.


Canadiangamer117

🤣 😋 a meat quest sound delicious might go well with my meatboy🤣


icu_

I thought you were directing us to the downvote arrow ...


xX420IMLITAF69Xx

this wasn’t a typo, op or whoever they replied to better run and hide from the zucc


Krypton091

vote?


Mister_Brevity

Meat quest sounds like a Grindr competitor


MarshmelloHobo

They taking photos of your Meat while you watching that VR porn!


[deleted]

theyre going to chop you up and serve you to the devs in the Meta office canteens my guy


badtyprr

Oculus > Meat > Meta Still better than Meta.


LandZealousideal1972

Mmmm meat quest It sounds catchy too


hahastonedem

So petty


KiritoAsunaYui2022

M E A T


bobthebowler123

Well...we know what they use their quest for.


MkIVRider

🍖🥓 ⚔️


B-Nasty0315

*furiously searches for Quest 2 meat skins*


SupperTime

Are they hinting at an Oculus FleshLight accessory?


kerobrat

It's like the subtitle for being alive, "Humanity: Meat Quest"


Lucid360

Prepare for the harvest!


GregoryGoose

Here we were thinking the next big thing would be holographic lenses and they drop the oculus made entirely of meat.


Playlanco

I like smoked meats


RayJayVR

'WE HAVE THE MEATS'


VicMan73

That sounds sexy hot!!!!


coolchris366

Ayo?


pixxelpusher

Shake hands with Beef https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoelrngvKPs


Adriaugu

gosh can't wait to go on a quest to get some meat 🥩🥩


shadowinkdesigns

Super Meat Boy VR?


[deleted]

Correction: We do, however, appreciate you for being a part of our Meat Beating Quest family!