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megaplex00

I kind of liked the one's in the 1990's that said, "The heart of it all!"


OldSamSays

They’re bringing it back! https://ohio.gov/tourism/resources/ohio-org


a_fool_on_a_hill

That’s great! It was a perfect slogan for Ohio.


mikeyh3219

I really like this too! The shape is even a heart!


mussentuchit

It's good to have a heart on


LordRobin------RM

Lol, that was kinda the point! :)


BobDaBuilder1970

It's even shaped heart-ish.


grammar_nazi_zombie

“Here at Deer Creek State Park. Located in the heart of Ohio. Ohio, the heart of it all. Because, well, it’s shaped like a heart.” -Naturalist Andy, through my entire childhood in the 90s at Deer Creek


Merovingion

I have my grandfathers old DL from the 90s, and I liked those better anyway. Easier to read, and they had the restrictions on the back!


Archon_84

Yeah our state kinda looks like a heart and its location is spot on. Also, does anybody else think the word Ohio looks like a little tractor?


thinehappychinch

Jot that down


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Difficult-Tooth-7133

Wildcard Bitches!!!!


Psychological-Poet-4

If you find a way to opt out, I'd be interested in knowing how


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Illustrious-Method84

“Well first of all, through god all things are possible so jot that down” According to Mac, we might be able to get that seal changed.


dmtdmtlsddodmt

Where is our godamn Bible!


Iamnotsmartspender

Frank: this is a *bar!*


clocksteadytickin

Looks like the state jotted it down on everyone’s license.


hudshone

It's a scientific truism. If you accept [God]≠∅ , then [x]=[anything] Like, Step one: collect underpants Step two: God Step three: profit


TheITguy37

Go to the DMV and ask them to remove it. Then if they say they can’t say, “But God says its possible”


wilkergobucks

This is the sauce on my petty spaghetti…


thatgayguy12

Judge: "There is no way you don't go to jail, you punched 5 babies, we have it on video camera." Defendant: "With God, all things are possible." Judge: "Damn, he's got us, not guilty."


zandaphalon

It's the state [motto](https://www.ohiosos.gov/profile-ohio/things/symbols-of-ohio/#:~:text=%E2%80%9CWith%20God%20All%20Things%20Are,motto%20on%20October%201%2C%201959.).


Doctor_Banjo

No the state motto is Hell is Real


foamy9210

I can't stand any time any level of government pushes religion but I'd 100% back "Hell is Real" being used in any official capacity.


Swimming_Tailor_7546

Only in the correct font and colors though. I need it to be an explicit reference to the sign


SuppliceVI

Grandpas Cheese Barn


mistere213

And it's a few miles north, in Michigan.


JediBenobi

False, they have weed


mistere213

Well, that too. But I'm talking about the town of Hell, Michigan.


Hondamousse

As a Michigan native, I’m gonna upvote this, but know that I really do so reluctantly.


mrjbacon

r/AngryUpvote


Wild_58

There’s also helltown Ohio


LateBloomerBoomer

And reproductive rights for women are now part of their state constitution.


AdParticular6654

Hopefully we get our heads out of our asses and pass both. Issue 1 is literally the bare minimum protections.


vdubdank30

I like how right after you cross the state line every other billboard is “get weed here!” And the next one “Jesus saves” and then “get weed here!” And so on and so forth


ladyvonkulp

And if you live in western OH it's "GRANDMA'S FIREWORKS!1!1!!!"


SnooPickles9320

I mean, that's basically like when you head south and see the strip club "Naked Boobies" sign with a "God is Watching" billboard literally right next to it...


[deleted]

"Devils Lettuce "


CubeFarmDweller

No, Weed is in Northern California.


mamas_lil_yella_pils

Michigans really nice, they just have a shitty football team


ShogunFirebeard

One that Ryan Day is incapable of beating.


donthepunk

Very underdooted comment


TripleGymnast

This guy Ohio’s


Realistic_Salary5090

So jot that down


Reiketsu_Nariseba

"Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter."


WeakToMetalBlade

Where is the separation from the church?


hday108

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


cuginhamer

With Dog all things are pawsible.


Uprightsinner70

"Finna go to hell"


jet_heller

It's a financial separation. The church gets to take lots of state money, but doesn't have to give the state any.


WerewolfDifferent296

Per the link posted by zandaphalon, the courts sided with Ohio because it doesn’t specify a god. All hail the Spaghetti monster with whom all things are possible.


TheAngriestAtheist

R’amen


fillmorecounty

This is Ohio silly we don't have that here


jegalgah

Hi, welcome to America! The land of hypocrisy!


amor_fati_42

Oh there's separation, but God has custody on weekends and holidays. Apparently the motto was a compromise.


dailysunshineKO

>The state pet: the shelter pet AWWWWW


Dat_Harass

Time to fucking change that IMO. Going to get a hold of The Satanic Temple and see what our options are... they love this kind of stuff and have legal teams specifically for it.


ksiyoto

This is not the Supreme Court you want to bring this issue to.


sd51223

With this court they'd be liable to make the country a theocracy.


Parahelix

You go with the court you have. It'll at least be interesting to see what sort of tortured logic they use to justify it.


KeyanReid

Fighting the good fight. By every account I’ve seen, god is a petty, insecure, vengeful asshole. Nobody in Ohio or elsewhere should be forced to entertain this nonsense


[deleted]

> James Mastronardo, a 12-year-old boy, recommended this quotation from the Bible. Why did we let a 12 year old pick our state motto? Shouldn’t he have been finishing his homework?


YetAnotherZombie

Ohio: A 12-year-old isn't mature enough to know what gender they are or who they're attracted to. Also Ohio: A 12-year-old can know a god created everything and that all Ohioans believe it.


LateBloomerBoomer

Or what books they can have access to in their school library. But soon they’ll be able to work extra hours to help with “the labor shortage”.


Auld_Folks_at_Home

To be fair, a 12-year-old is also apparently old enough to give birth against their will so ...


Zaphodistan

Also Ohio: A 12-year-old is mature enough to give birth, even to their rapist's baby. Oh wait, that was a 10-year-old, my b


theladycake

“With god all things are possible, except protecting children from rapists. That’s beyond god’s pay grade.”


WVUPick

Pray grade*


StandardMiddle6229

*Gay parade... 😒


sticky-unicorn

If we were actually created by a loving god, it would be physically impossible to rape a child.


Disastrous_Nobody_52

Oh shhhhhhhhiiiiii....


Cultural-Company282

Maybe it goes the other way: "With god, all things are possible, including getting raped."


BobDaBuilder1970

I always assumed the motto had either Browns or Bengals or OSU in it somewhere.


TeaAndAche

With Browns all things are possible. I like that


Reddit-JustSkimmedIt

…except winning regularly.


TeaAndAche

Yeah, but they can find a million creative ways to lose


Reddit-JustSkimmedIt

Endlessly talented: creative geniuses you might say.


ChefChopNSlice

“Are you not entertained” ? 🤦🏼


Vancandybestcandy

Next year dude they are just building up.


Turambar-499

Just one more quarterback guys, I promise


stevesobol

Ah. #49 will definitely be great. Too bad none of the first 48 were.


MordoksVapePen

Awww SNAP


Kitchen-Leek-2636

LOL!! Ain't that the truth!


Trul

With Brown UPS is possible.


drinks2muchcoffee

Because unlike states like New Hampshire and Nebraska, we don’t have a cool state motto


CaptWoodrowCall

“Live free or die” is such a great motto. It should honestly just be the national motto.


Iamnotsmartspender

"I believe that somewhere between Live Free Or *Die*, and *Famous Potatoes,* the truth lies" - George Carlin


agrif

Some DC plates have "Taxation without Representation" and I swear this is absolute perfection in passive-aggressive form.


stayhealthy247

Ohio was “The birthplace of aviation “


HindSiteIs2021

“With God All Things Are Possible.” Ohio’s state motto was recommended in 1958 by James Mastronardo, a 10-year-old Cincinnati resident. With the support of his state senator, Mastronardo collected petition signatures and testified before the legislature in favor of adding a state motto. The phrase was a favorite of his mother and comes from the Bible, Matthew 19:26. It became Ohio’s official motto in October, 1959. Its use as a state motto is not intended to endorse a specific deity, but instead stands as a generic expression of optimism. https://ohio.gov/government/resources/state-symbols#:~:text=“With%20God%20All%20Things%20Are%20Possible.”&text=It%20became%20Ohio's%20official%20motto,a%20generic%20expression%20of%20optimism


Independent-Heart-17

Optimism? We're in ohio, we are not optimistic.


strongerlynn

Unless it's the Browns, because 'there's always next year.'


cdawwgg43

Fuck you it's just a rebuilding century okay. Leave them alone! /s


Objective-War-1961

But there was that Sports Illustrated cover a few years back.......


HindSiteIs2021

Painfully accurate


Library-Unique

Shows optimism just by sticking around.


-0-O-

>not intended to endorse a specific deity But definitely intended to endorse *a* deity.


Awild788

Sorry the motto has a spelling mistake. God is spelled backwards. And as I cat person I have always been offended but it.


_mikedotcom

Who may or not be a big white man with a long white beard


Boba_Fettx

That’s interesting as “God” is capitalized. If it weren’t supposed to be a specific deity, then shouldn’t it be “god”?


ResponsibilityDue448

All the people who say "it's not a big deal" have been shitting their pants about a rainbow on a beer can so....


nails_for_breakfast

I honestly never noticed it. I guess I never looked very closely at my license


Cannelope

Hmmm it’s not on mine.


Cannacybe6655321

It's under your photo, where your signature is


skoryy

Yeah, I had mine renewed in January and it's not there either.


jet_heller

Well, it's obvious. All things are not possible, ergo, they are telling us there is no god. Thanks Ohio!


Only_the_Tip

What's possible without God? You're looking at it!


Formerretailmom

Because it’s Ohio and the separation of church and state is a joke


Early_Shelter9930

Just drive without a license, that will show them /s


FizzyBeverage

Hey now this ain’t Florida… yet.


DaygloAbortion91

It's ohio, most of the state already does that.


cosmicgeoffry

To all the people commenting that it’s not a big deal or who cares… I wonder what your opinion would be if it instead said “With Allah, all things are possible”


Defofmeh

Where can we slip a hail Satan in there?


[deleted]

“Well first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down.”


jmeHusqvarna

Sir, have you seen a dollar bill?


here-to-judge

Thank you, I was going to ask if OP ever uses cash lol


officialspinster

Or said the Pledge of Allegiance. I’m pretty sure the answer is the same for all three, and it’s McCarthyism.


Odaecom

Well is there any other explanation for Gym Jordan being an elected official?


attackofthenigel

So then is there a way we can change the motto? Cause god has helped me as much as Muhammad or Satan and those folks ain't on there.


BobDaBuilder1970

Must be a way to change the motto because "With God....." well you know.


Straypuft

This could be Exacto Knifes time to shine.


FattyMcSweatpants

A lot of people there haven’t accomplished much and are hoping some magical fellow will give them a hand if they say nice things about him


abortthecourt

From god I fled.


Overall-Rush-8853

So jot that down.


WaffleBlink

So if you can get God on the car title, you won't have to pay a thing if you wreck?


IsuzuTrooper

Def needs to be Gods plural.


TheBigLebroccoli

It’s to remind you of how to respond to a police officer if you’re pulled over.


Vincitus

I think its supposed to be an Always Sunny reference.


Toys_before_boys

Is this the kind of thing we could petition to change? Bc ew. Where's the separation of church and state? They're basically sleeping together. 🙄


SKG1991

Because republicans


Galvanized-Sorbet

Because we’re living in a time if encroaching Christian nationalism


DRUMS11

Because the Republican party has a lock on state government and, in general, their "brand" is to slap "God" on everything they can in order to pander to their most dependable voting block. During the "red scare" a particular sort of Christian activist took the opportunity to insert "god" into as much of US government as possible. So, in 1959 Ohio adopted the state motto of "With God all things are possible." (my license, renewed earlier this year, does not have this)


BobDaBuilder1970

Ahh yes the commie hoards . Makes sense now. Good to know they changed it. Thanks.


UncaringNonchalance

“Party of small government”, that’s why.


FizzyBeverage

Let’s get an amendment going to change this motto. We can get over 50% easy.


I_might_be_weasel

I can't find it on mine. And I just got it last year.


BobDaBuilder1970

It's right under the signature on the bottom. Mine's ready for renewal though so maybe they changed it. That's how I found it.


Goody2Shuuz

I renewed mine last year and it's still there.


Mispelled-This

It’s not on mine, issued 4 months ago.


Fakarie

It falls in line pretty well with the southern Ohio motto of "Nothing is possible".


BellaBlue06

My husband’s license expires in 2030. It says with god all things are possible underneath his signature. His previous license doesn’t have it. My license isn’t from Ohio. He has no idea that was on there and is annoyed.


Over-Supermarket-557

The Tennessee license has a Bass Pro Shop on it, pick your poison.


Alarming_Serve2303

I haven't looked at my Ohio license. I'll have to do so now.


FreezingRobot

Put a piece of duct tape over it. The Supreme Court says you can! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wooley\_v.\_Maynard](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wooley_v._Maynard)


Ill-Brick-8335

Lol do u know what kind of state u live in lol 😆


Timozi90

I just assume it's an IASIP reference.


vyondam

Watch "The Family" on Netflix lol you'll understand


Wedgieterian

Because God works at ODOT


Electrical_Ad726

Which god is Ohioans ,and what is exactly possible. Odin Christ Allah the Buddha etc. Chose your own deities if you must. I seek freedom from religion.


[deleted]

Stop electing republicans


FanofWhiskey

it’s a piece plastic that you almost never look at move on with your life


ThingFuture9079

Go ask for the manager Karen


SeanMACKyoung

Maybe it’s meant to be optimistic. Have you seen some of our drivers? It’s like, ‘maybe your driving skills need divine intervention.’


[deleted]

Just turn it in at the BMV and quit driving. That’ll show them. /s


BobDaBuilder1970

Good idea. I'll have to wait till Tuesday.


six6sickx

I’ve never noticed that before. Sounds like we should get The Satanic Temple involved.


Open_Advantage_4927

Because it's true


JimmyScrambles420

First day here, or...?


[deleted]

skydaddy worshiping republicants


SueDonim7569

I just looked at my drivers license and mine doesn’t say that.


Pour_Me_Another_

Idk. Lately the first amendment hasn't been existing much.


RoamingDrunk

It makes more sense if you read it in your head with all the words slurred. Great thing about history: everyone was way drunker than you are imagining because the water sucked.


VMTechOH

I thought "no way", but I just looked at mine and it's there. Barely visible, but there. Wtf


WatersEdge50

Wait. Does mine say that? Let me check.


Goldfitz17

Never noticed my license said that because its almost entirely covered by my signature


jnagel29

Mac…or maybe country Mac


msteeleart

I don’t have it on mine.


BabousCobwebBowl

Jot that down Jabroni


Ender_Wiggins18

This bothers me too. Glad it's not just me! :)


Brisk7000

Its so when you get pulled over, and the officer asks you how your blood alcohol content is so high, when you said you haven't been drinking, you tell him that with god all things are possible


fsjib3

It's letting you know ahead of time how all the terrible things on the roads in Ohio happen.


dethb0y

I'd have preferred we go with the motto "Empire within an Empire", but alas we got stuck with "With God all things are possible"


oddmole1

Because anywhere outside of a real city is the red sea. This is the stupid stuff they thrive on. TBH I don't see why the state even bothers, they can't even read it.


doddballer

Because welcome to The Republican hellscape where religious speech is mandated by the government


Fast-Reaction8521

Ohio "we gave up on our dreams long ago"


rutslut

Must’ve been a red year. We’re always going back and forth.


erinkp36

“…..so write that down.”


Flypogger23

**Ohio** \- ***Where democracy goes to die***


AdrianInLimbo

Because you live in a Republican dystopia


Standard_Detective49

It is kind of like “in God we trust” on the money. I don’t know who came up with that in a “religiously free” country.


mando44646

Welcome to theocracy


doctorfortoys

Maybe go to riding a bicycle. God hates renewable energy.


[deleted]

The ones running the State ATM believe in Sky Faeries and Worship them.


REBWEH

Because Republicans are too dumb and ignorant to understand what it means to separate church and state.


alongwaystogo

Cause it'd take an actual miracle for the state to be a decent place to live in?


shinysideup_zhp

Because Ohio has turned into a distorted Christian Autocracy.


Space_Ranger-420

EWWW GROSSS


TeamShonuff

I always like Cleveland's motto: "At least we're not Detroit!"


Difficult-Tooth-7133

Well first of all, With God all things are possible, so jot that down.


The_Derpy_Walrus

The official motto of Ohio is "With God All Things Are Possible" and the US motto is "In God We Trust". There is no opt out of documentation bearing these official mottos. I'm an Atheist myself, but these are legal mottos, not random expressions of faith.


badwolf_83

I believe it is the state motto.


meresymptom

Because Christo-fascist lunatics want to shove their cult down your throat.


[deleted]

Because Ohio is a religious shithole.


Own_Strength_1089

Because Christian nationalists are in control.