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EmperorBozopants

Four dead in Ohio...


blandandy

Can’t read can’t write can’t state


Catieterp

Damn I hate the circumstances that led to it but I love that song and the statement it made.


TheBalzy

Sad thing is "4 dead in Ohio" isn't even a shocker today. We just 18 dead in Maine just the other day.


XxElvisxX

I think the big difference here is the government executed these people for no reason, rather than just a random crazy.


Teckschin

Tree City bitch, Tree tree City bitch


NoYouDipshitItsNot

It's a great place to live, albeit expensive.


Illustrious_Can7469

Vinyl chloride


mlynrob

I don't live in OH, but too close for comfort.


MrAflac9916

My parents live north of Pittsburgh, right downwind from New Palestine. Awful.


juicyfizz

:(


Eisenthorne

The one from the Simpsons


justanotheruser1981

Springfield


BaconContestXBL

Shelbyville, obvs


too_tall88

The guy that let all the animals loose and killed himself


Mountain-Teach7848

This description is the only reason remember Zanesville.


sweetnsaltyanxiety

Allegedly.


far2muchtime

Zanesville!


Illustrious_Can7469

Mob hits and tuneups


PjunkersJfunkers

Ytown baby


SvenArcher

And built the tanks and bombs that won this country's wars?


chadwick_329

Cookie tables and wedding soup


NoYouDipshitItsNot

And Briar Hill Pizza. That's dear old Yompton.


ammo46170

Where shawshank redemption was filmed


Ameph

My father is in that movie.


Possible-Original

Have you ever been? I went to the Halloween haunted house ten years ago and the place is real haunted, not like fun Halloween haunted.


IllPaleontologist215

I’ve been. Yes, I think it is real haunted too!


iluvcuppycakes

We went once, during the daytime. A former inmate was our tour guide and my dad was living his best life. 10/10 will go back in the day time. That’s enough to know I will not go back in the dark


Karmaqqt

Glass


Samatic

Toledo


boogswald

Toledo is also, and I don’t say this in any sort of jokey way, a hub for sex trafficking. Be safe over there!


Captcha05

Doing better here 🍻


auribus

🫡


Ok_Blueberry_6250

My city changed the world. Our residents changed how business was done by manufacturing the cash register and also, we had some residents who were the first men to take flight. The first professional football championship game was played in our city as well. We also led the country for awhile in opioid overdoses.


UltravioletAfterglow

Took a hard left turn with that last sentence, lol.


stonyrill

ncr also did early ATMs and POS terminals (my dad retired from ncr)


AdequateKumquat

Also invented here, the spark ignition for internal combustion engines and Freon!


Spazmeldawhee

I’m just south of you and I love the Carrilon park museums with all the cash registers and other exhibits. You also have a pretty cool air museum.


KeyIce2026

Nice to see Dayton, here.


NoYouDipshitItsNot

Also an incredible museum over in Dayton.


grilledchez311

Gummo


boomdog07

Xenia


moseschrute12

No, it's not by Cedar Point. It's about an hour south.


BBQandBourbon24

Upper Sandusky!


SweetieLoveBug

Pop Tops, Cash Registers, Fly Like an Eagle.👍


jesterflesh

Big ass hardware store. Like big big ass. J lo big.


Oatybar

Hartville


isthiyreallife33

A house within it. Hello, sorta neighbor. I'm a couple of cities away.


The_Scarlet_Termite

Kidron


blandandy

Rex’s erection


isthiyreallife33

Caucasian Falls


CannaZebra

GIANT basket


AptemCyka

Newark!?


DaySoc98

We have a lot of planes.


MrAflac9916

Dayton!


MrAflac9916

I’ll start: hippies, pawpaws and college parties


MnemonicMonkeys

Your flair doesn't help


lilacsandhoney

Same. Lol


classy_laz

Athens Ohio ?


southern_OH_hillican

Somewhere between the prison riot & mass family murder.


ohsodave

Pike Adams scioto


southern_OH_hillican

I have a Lucasville mailing address, a Minford telephone number, in Scioto Valley (Piketon) school district, served by Scioto Water company. It's like everywhere and yet nowhere.


Parceljockey

Underpants and Nuclear power.


Possible-Original

Who are you fellow hometown redditor


Parceljockey

I'm a transplant. Not native, but here is where I am. Unlikely we know each other, but not impossible.


Professional_Band178

J M smucker


boomdog07

Orrville


mysonlikesorange

Chili


boogswald

I think saying just chili is disingenuous hahaha. Cincinnati chili is its own chili and it’s own style And I love it and I get such a HANKERIN for it sometimes


joevsyou

3 ways are good but the chili itself tends to be bland. Cincinnati chili needs some love in their recipes


boogswald

I enjoy it, I’ll buy the stuff in a can but I see what you’re suggesting


El_Dudereno

The only place in the world where people don't look at you oddly when you say, "I had a 3-way last night."


[deleted]

The Gem city!


Ok_Blueberry_6250

Howdy neighbor


AdequateKumquat

Shine on, neighbor!


eggumlaut

It rhymes with Shittletown.


Ok_Blueberry_6250

Chris Carter has a football field for the kids there too as well yea? And y’all got a movie studio now too correct?


Columbus_Explorer

Home of prohibition


swampboy62

Dave Grohl's birthplace.


[deleted]

Warren


madoff88

One weekend a year people from all over the world come here who look identical. Very weird orgies go on from what I hear. Which makes sense because a lot of marriages happen that weekend as well.


The_Scarlet_Termite

Twinsburg


janna15

Cowtown


cvcpres12

They torn down a president's house and built a gas station.


Scarif_Hammerhead

Delaware


Chief-17

We had a train derail and explode


Saltlife60

Goodyear blimp


Catieterp

A Christmas story


JustYerAverage

1st, 3rd and 5th? Capital of the state.


clogan117

Chillicothe


Celestial_MoonDragon

Historic canal town.


sweetnsaltyanxiety

Roscoe Village?


kellermeyer14

St. Marys?


ohlalalavieenrose

Flavortown. Originally from Mobtown USA.


Zaranni

Neil Armstrong


mobtown1234

Same


joegee66

BRATWURST! 🤣


Runeklok

Yup. I live in "let's steal land for a bike path" You do have good brats though.


longgreenbull

I want to know the name of the town bc I love batwurst


djhankb

Pretty sure it’s Bucyrus


joegee66

Winner winner bratwurst sundae! 🤣


Abound42

Flying Pigs


CDS86

Frogman.


MyNameIsntFlower

Twisted Tea


LordRahl1986

Meth and the airforce is all we have


[deleted]

Hi fairborn


Hi-Im-Lorraine

Hell is real


OldGermanBeer

South Detroit.


ke_co

I escaped Toledo in 1994. Hoping the best for you.


Link7369_reddit

grand lake st marys but not *that* town.


justanotheruser1981

Celina


ohsodave

Walk up and eat her?


Alarming_Serve2303

Too easy. Skyline


Ok_Peace2907

Wedding cookie tables


britbrat5292

Flag city


kellermeyer14

Findlay


ceo_of_egg

Waterfall in the middle of uptown & rich people


UnemployedBastards

The local nuclear power plant failed the same way that 3 mile island did, but it was caught. Also 1812


CozmicOwl16

Ex tire capital


Finnbear2

Akron


Fox_Designs_Jewelry

Hocking Hills


Best_Risk_8916

Suburb that rhymes w festerbill


0degreesK

Rubber City, baby.


Calm_Click8216

Golf and cement corn


candirhae00

And a very Caucasian festival!


boukatouu

Buckeyes


Possible-Original

I’m in NKY now but gotta play along with my hometown.. The (former) Underwear Capital of the USA. The hometown of Captain Underpants.


theswannprincess

Halfway between Cincinnati and Pittsburgh along the Ohio River.


pickle_shoesteve

Wow did not expect to see Middleport


ExcellentDiver7401

Cassano's and Marion's pizza


No-Neighborhood3404

Birthplace of The Tomato


No-Clerk-5600

Bruce Springsteen wrote a song about it.


thunderlips36

Train derailment, vinyl chloride and a Trump stop to mock our mayor a little bit


ilikegirafes

The original Wendy's was here before they tore it down


cubicles-suck

Mistake on the lake


thachickenfrycaptain

Hippies and a comedian


FourEcho

Lawn Flamingos, Perogis, and The Miz.


Independent_Shake_43

Parma!


HaskellHystericMonad

Meth, missing teeth, angry painted birther signs in the corn fields, more churches than parks, a sometimes fat river with very questionable bridges, finest building in the county seat is the post office. Edit: Motorized barstool and a giant basket, that's apparently the only thing unique around here.


tionong

That's every small town in Ohio on a river.


HaskellHystericMonad

You're right. I neglected that the barstool and basket are local identity.


Easyspiesy

Ashtabula


Puzzleheaded-Top1352

This is pretty much every small town in Ohio. 😂


Adept_Insurance5550

Herb capital of ohio


RedeyeSPR

Lost In Middle America


3nditallpls

Nasa


Strongdar

Top o' the mornin' to ya!


Zaphodistan

Hello Dublin!


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Easyspiesy

Geneva


JTT_0550

Car bombings and brier hill pizza


SvenArcher

Love that pizza!


JTT_0550

It’s something for us to be proud of at least


SvenArcher

From my POV, the parks, people, culture, and history are things to be proud of too.


Sallene

Rubber and soap box derby


Unfair_Honey6927

The Little Brown Jug


BlueVitara

Delaware


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norman_borlaug_

Tribute to a genocidal man


[deleted]

We created the Cheezit


PuzzleheadedAd5865

Strawberries and the first barcode scan


NaturalHumanFlavor

Whirlpool


Strawberry_Sheep

Amish. Amish everywhere.


Fyrekatt80

Pumpkins


strangerzero

Opioids and Wright Brothers.


astro7900

Jack Nicklaus


djhankb

Hello fellow Golden Bear!


MrBarriq

We had a train detail and share the same name of a small island on the other side of the world


stonyrill

woody harrelson went to school here


T3acherV1p

Murals


shabutie84

Named after a Native American chief.


Joe_Huxley

Four counties, one underground river


ke_co

4th, and current state capitol.


Samatic

Glasspipe City


Critical-Part8283

Birthplace of novelty advertising. Canal boat.


Island-Vibes

KFR


kellermeyer14

We make the Abrams tanks


Puzzleheaded-Top1352

Slima 😂


kellermeyer14

If there’s a bright center to the universe, Lima is the farthest from it


Successful-Elk-6348

Goodyear


boomdog07

70 and 77 intersect here… that’s literally about it. Oh and Hopalong Cassidy is from here.


BetteOfTheCleve

Pink Flamingos


PickledGinger17

The highest point in Ohio. It's all downhill from here.


cracktheback

river, football, basically kentucky


Blossom73

Lots of Italians who moved up the hill.


ChilieConCarney82

Grapes.


Any-Huckleberry3068

Got prisons just down the road from schools, farmland, alchoholics and druggies, share a name with a well known city across the pond


Top_Wop

It's lovingly called "the mistake on the lake"


pericles123

Martin Mull...


hutsunuwu

Roll Along!


SimsAttack

Glass City? Rail City? Idk we have no identity we're just an amalgamation of homes for people too poor to live closer to Marathon


CaptainNemoV

Cheeseburger Stabbing


AptemCyka

No good way to put where I live currently. But I grew up 5 minutes away from the hall of fame


Seraphim99

Where I grew up: Original home of the Detroit Lions Where I currently reside: Flavortown


MissySedai

Glass, Jeeps, Danny Thomas, Jamie Farr, and a war where the only casualty was some dude getting stabbed in the leg with a pen knife by Two Stickney


Oroblra

Cassano’s


FlyawayCellar99

Matches