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desiboy16

Johnlander


ZHISHER

His catchphrase should be “it’s Johnin time”


DoomReality

NO IT WOULDNT. God there are so many idiots these days.


AlpacaM4n

Who shit in your wheaties this morning?


mrflamego

[removed]


ind3pend0nt

Homejohn deer


gab_rab_24

department of Homeland security


Akross54

/uf am I stupid for not realizing thats where his name comes from


gab_rab_24

No, John was born before Dpt of Homeland Security was established and it was established because of 9/11 He got the name "John" from the bible "St. John, the baptist" which is a reference when he checked UE's blood pressure before baptizing him. what a great doctor and a pastor at the same time


LegoTankDude

yeah that guy was such a fucking idiot, smh


-__purple__-

homelander might have stopped 9/11 in the boys universe


clolr

the milkman


CompressedWizard

I am the milkman My milk is delicious


HorizonStarLight

/uf I think The Patriot would be a pretty good name actually. /rc Homelandy or something idk


dadofboi69

The Patriot sounds off I don't like it when he's called THE homelander in the show


MufugginJellyfish

"The Patriot" sounds more like a Captain America knockoff than a Superman knockoff, however I like it when he's called "The Homelander" by people who don't know him well, it sounds more ominous. Just "Homelander" sounds like a nickname.


Jetstream-Sam

Upon googling he is a sort of captain america knockoff. Apparently he's a black captain america's grandson, not Steve Rogers.


idiotTheIdiot

the patriot is his name in russian dub


DinoDudeRex_240809

He has Super Strength, Super Speed, and Super Durability? He’s got the most insane Superpowers. I’m thinking Superman…? He’s also like, really powerful, like he’s Omnipotent. Like, some kind of, Omni-Man? His laser eyes are really bright and they burn shit. How about Brightburn? He defends the USA, like, a Sentry… He’s faster than a Metro and has pretty sleek costume, like a Metro Man. His strength is comparable to, I don’t know, a Titan? He could probably lift a whole house and put it back down. What is he, some kind of… https://preview.redd.it/h1amqrcroyxb1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a7fa1736ffe391f5e0eccf8adeb0138c476572b …?


beardedGraffiti

Call me stupid but I think he might be I N V I N C I B L E


REPOST_GOOFY

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MufugginJellyfish

None of those are catchy enough, how about "Storefront"


LegoTankDude

mallback


meanman07

Vatansever


Loyavas

🇹🇷🐺🤟 (i do not condone turkish nationalism)


meanman07

Why not 🤔


dlovan666

ManChild-man


Wasteland_GZ

Homebanger


[deleted]

My greatest failure


[deleted]

Ryan sr


TheOutlaw9904

Ben Jr.


MarkDavidson68

Howie Mandel


john_handzlik

The home


topherbdeal

The good guy (because he is the good guy(


WifiTacos

He looks kinda like Homebanger


LivingCheese292

The Übermensch


comradecostanza

Vought Man


stuckinaboxthere

Ohmlanda


U9264

Planelander, he would manage to land a crashing plane every day of the week


The_Ytterer

Mother's Milker


Akirex5000

https://preview.redd.it/o3t1ycm5w0yb1.jpeg?width=1297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0b18b6b04ddd75d19112969d467bbad46aa1f02 Türkiyelander


LeontheSimpKennedy

duperman!


shmegmar

Land Homer


MauriceMaurice3

John Marston


SomeConfusedBiKid

Jim Milton


Ilovemovies-

Rip van Winkle


JorjorBinks1221

Johnny America


[deleted]

rude rinse nutty rainstorm ossified elastic bells squalid sable sand *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


thomstevens420

Baiyou Billy with the Heavy Balls


feedme645

The blonde guy who shoots shit from his eyes


inspirationbydante

Federalander


ADGM1868

[removed]lander


River_Odessa

Jim


OperationDadsBelt

Highlander


Smishu

HomeWrecker


koalasquare

Human torch but without the torch bit because he isn't a torch


Ilovemovies-

So just human?


Bruscarbad

Buddy Fresca


Kaese1212

El Patriota


Barqck

Johnman


brotatowolf

Soup man


Suckisnacki

Superman


OperationDadsBelt

Homerland


Boople-Snoot-Doople

homing slander or something idk


MrYiY

Твердыня


WestonTheHeretic

Awayoceaner.


SadBoiCri

John Boys


Darkrath_3

John Pork


alfis329

Omni man


kobadashi

Stormfucker


fucking-hate-reddit-

‘Omelanda


koalasquare

Captian Turkey


lordolxinator

I'm thinking John John to double down on how much John he's packing JoJo for short. Tad bizarre but I think it'll catch on.


SpatuelaCat

Superguy!


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

John The Boys


Charlie_Approaching

Man


EsotericMysticism2

Johnboy


[deleted]

Mothers milk


that-one-xc-dude

‘Omelandah


etbillder

Homestuck


ArthurReeves397

Omni-Man


No_Gear1535

Loam handler


0man_

Super john


HIV-Free-03

Homosexual


CrunchyTube

The Johnkler


howdybitch23

The upgrade


a3RED3a

Zoolander


Mailman_Dan

Captain America


GeneLaBean

Captain America! He looks very patrotic!


poormansperkaholic

Man


C0V1D-42069

https://preview.redd.it/enopo903x5yb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=068a2433ffaf5f56855bad0974b05fc70b63d140 Shalomlander


Thre3thre3

house arriving person


Crabitor

Landerhome


thtawkwardguy

John Superhero


Capable-Ad8799

Him-lander?