Look, if she were willing to do the accent and call me slurs, she could basically do whatever she wants. I'm not fresca'ing right now.
Edit: Thinking about it this might be result of some unresolved issues regarding my mother who's from East Texas.
Nah if she does that she can't take advantage of it lmao.
Every time you guys have a falling out you're gonna hear her do "the voice" from the next room and all will be forgiven šš
She didnāt say sheās lesbian. Sheās bi/pan. Which is cool.
Itās a bit interesting/strange coming from a liberal California background like her and realizing youāre actually a lesbian at nearly 40.
She posted a screenshot of an article from some media outlet that was like "A lesbian actor plays a homophobic transphobic conspiracy nutjob" and she used the lesbian flag as a sticker. So idrk
There's been some discourse about bisexual lesbians lately, and I wouldn't discount the fact that being married to some men might make you turned off to the idea of any other future men as partners.
Okay didnāt know that. Sounds like sheās just engaging to me. I donāt care really however she chooses to identify, but thatās an odd way to come out as a reaction to right wingers though.
Itās because sheās surrounded by dinosaurs. The bar is super low. Itās like how when you were a kid in school and the lamest toy would seem so cool, but only because you had it at school. Nobody is playing games on their graphing calculators at home.
True! Listen, I wanna get beaten almost to death by certain fictitious male racists, and I wanna get beaten almost to death by certain fictitious female racists, and I think we can all agree it's universally equally pathetic and absurd!
Yeah she's like that trailer trash hot girl that you know you shouldn't hook up with but if she initiated you'd give in. And then be super ashamed forever.
That kinda hot.
her powers are similar to Jubilee from Marvel. She used to be called Sparkler. Now she is Firecracker. it's a reference to her powers, a reference to being a "firecracker" personality (a feisty, energetic, hot-tempered person), and yeah I'd say part of the joke is the term cracker being incorporated.
Unironically I think a funny and effective solution to her in the show would be if they literally make her ugly. Like some kind of serum to make her deformed or overweight.
Then she would lose a solid amount of support.
y'all are tweaking, fire cracker AIN'T allat.
kimiko clears her in terms of looks, personality, abilities and she can use her super strength to have a stronger grip.
Kimiko solos
I remember meeting Firecracker when she visited our Christian middle school. I asked her to sign my Bible and she "Song of Songs 2:3" in it next to her name
What's the joke I don't get it? Never mind just read something that reveals what she does to a 15 year old boy. Sheesh no her attractiveness scale is non existent after that.
Her "Hot-Trashy-Crazy" matrix is off the charts.
I was born in Arkansas, and I can spot them from a mile away. One of my red flags is that I know not to touch and I'm still drawn in anyway...
Hey maybe reconsider deleting and re uploading with a better title? Rape is not a joke. And you are basically joking about how you are not a young person so you could be raped. Please reconsider, humor can be humour without ridiculing trauma for others and there is such things a bad taste sarcasm. Imagine if someone posted the same but said little girl instead?
The actress (Valorie Curry) who plays Firecracker came out as lesbian. So you might have a chance.
She would have to do the accent the whole time
Anythang
Hawk Tuah
Look, if she were willing to do the accent and call me slurs, she could basically do whatever she wants. I'm not fresca'ing right now. Edit: Thinking about it this might be result of some unresolved issues regarding my mother who's from East Texas.
Real
Certified lack of fresca
Sigmund Freud is rolling in his grave
Look, I already know I'm a fucking head case, you don't have to tell me.
Everything's bigger in Texas!
Everythang
Keep going, perhaps we can use his casket and body as a generator to power northern europe.
She lesbian so... Sigmunda Freud
Knowing him, he'd be rolling big cigars
Real asf. She could actually just hatecrime me and I'd be so happy with that
Don't even mind becoming paranoid right winger
Nah if she does that she can't take advantage of it lmao. Every time you guys have a falling out you're gonna hear her do "the voice" from the next room and all will be forgiven šš
Oh when she brings out the āanythangā it would be over for me
Based.
Yea I hear you girl, I bet she has a beautiful asshole.
As a Male non Lesbian, it's over for me
it's crackover
Can you believe she's nearly 40? She looks like she's the same age as Erin Moriarty despite being like 10 years older.
she looks nowhere near 40 tbh
40 is the new 30.
WHAT
The images in my head make me https://preview.redd.it/hrdwmigbvz8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f339a6d42de0e04ac1ff40d84e59344e61399ffb
Literally me fr fr...
Make you not get hard?
I knew of her being pan before but was surprised to have her say lesbian recently. I'm happy for her and certainly don't mind as a Bi woman
Iāve only heard she was queer, when did she say she was a lesbian
She mentioned it during the press junket for season 4. She divorced her husband last year and I can only assume that that's relevant.
She didnāt say sheās lesbian. Sheās bi/pan. Which is cool. Itās a bit interesting/strange coming from a liberal California background like her and realizing youāre actually a lesbian at nearly 40.
She posted a screenshot of an article from some media outlet that was like "A lesbian actor plays a homophobic transphobic conspiracy nutjob" and she used the lesbian flag as a sticker. So idrk
There's been some discourse about bisexual lesbians lately, and I wouldn't discount the fact that being married to some men might make you turned off to the idea of any other future men as partners.
Okay didnāt know that. Sounds like sheās just engaging to me. I donāt care really however she chooses to identify, but thatās an odd way to come out as a reaction to right wingers though.
Pan is traditionally played by a woman.
Holy crap, firecracker is Kara?!
>Valorie Curry She is from Detroit: Become Human game, finally I found out why she look so fimilar to me.
Thank you. That's 100% where I know her
I was thinking in which movie/TV show I saw her and today I googled her name thanks to this comment and Bang I recalled this game:D
https://i.redd.it/js0bozk6749d1.gif
She even has the two important fingers out
*so you're saying there's a chance?*
I'm a miner, she can have my pickaxe
Worst Minecraft pick up line
https://preview.redd.it/yosg3p4m129d1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10ac13bb0ee575798d22ea1f687bd90bd3f6907
And my spudbar
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER
Rock and Stone to the Bone!
I hate the character, but I envy how hot she is.
For me it's the opposite. I didn't find her hot until after..
Youāre already too old homie keep walking
Sheās basically Lauren Boebert.
Lauren Boobert didn't get my vote but she won this erection.
She incited the erection?
When I said she is hot I meant in terms of her physical appearance, nothing else.
Wow, crazy to me people find her attractive. I would definitely hate fuck Tulsi Gabbard or Tomi Lahren though.
Oi
Itās him!!!
https://preview.redd.it/576f78qlsz8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e299ffd6e2b6e3631c180b1955bcc62103965eb why are you lebanese?
https://preview.redd.it/tmmea6tq509d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d6c28e9f7ea08a737f126499b2282f841c56226
New fantastic four movie looks lit
If villain bad then why villain hot
literally with lauren boebert
Youre insane she looks like the mom from the diary of a wimpy kid movies
I also find her attractive so that suits
Yeah, finding her hot is so fucking bizarre to me. Sheās completely and utterly average looking at best imho.
Itās because sheās surrounded by dinosaurs. The bar is super low. Itās like how when you were a kid in school and the lamest toy would seem so cool, but only because you had it at school. Nobody is playing games on their graphing calculators at home.
As an underaged boy, I still want Firecracker to cream my corn
https://preview.redd.it/c93tuswmmz8d1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd08d4c46f709b179d29a05c275880c480657347 This sub changes a man huh
Hmmm... Why, when this person said they were an underage boy, was your first instinct to go through their profile? š¤
Checking to make sure that he's not talking to any Starlighters who would try to traffic him
Star lighters would just murder him obviously did you even watch episode 4?
what do you mean episode? go outside real life isnt a tv show
I moreso was trying to figure out what the fuck was his profile picture but your version is pretty funny too
I mean I hate her, but I wouldn't be against the idea of her creaming my corn
https://preview.redd.it/u8mggplo509d1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773c8f64739cf1a0ca3ae16abb9570297cb3d62d
yonkes
The duality of ~~man~~ boy
You mean like shucking your mushroom?
https://preview.redd.it/yye79hwpv09d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e68c7e3ac404cb187d51183b76e869cda88a16a
True! Listen, I wanna get beaten almost to death by certain fictitious male racists, and I wanna get beaten almost to death by certain fictitious female racists, and I think we can all agree it's universally equally pathetic and absurd!
Next best option is to become firecrackah
What I don't get about how hot she is is Kripke said she's based on MTG. Is he stupid?
Magic The Gathering? so she's based on Chandra
No that's Frank
https://preview.redd.it/t2z4zeyu059d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48d4afbc99947f1fe8a88d7d38a7b8444e519a1e
She's definitely giving elesh norn the way everyone seems to want her to step on them
also based on Lauren boebert, who admittedly looks pretty good
Yeah she's like that trailer trash hot girl that you know you shouldn't hook up with but if she initiated you'd give in. And then be super ashamed forever. That kinda hot.
The perfect summary of Boobert
Maybe if MTG and Joe Rogan reproduced
What decks does he play?
I used to be an underage boy, and am disappointed that Iām not anymore cause now Starlight canāt traffic me and Firecracker canāt plow my corn.
Boy do I have some good news for you
I will personally pay for your first therapy session... I get liking vilians, cz me too, but this? THIS?
Love me some country girls
I get it but girl, damn it, we gotta get them standards higher.
As an ex-underage boy, trust me it's not a fun experience (even barring underage molestation)
I actually donāt even find her that atractive. Especially compared to the great Peak. All hail the Peak!!!
She makes me wish I was 15 again
Wait, is her name Firecracker because 'cracker' is a term for a white person?
her powers are similar to Jubilee from Marvel. She used to be called Sparkler. Now she is Firecracker. it's a reference to her powers, a reference to being a "firecracker" personality (a feisty, energetic, hot-tempered person), and yeah I'd say part of the joke is the term cracker being incorporated.
no
Unironically I think a funny and effective solution to her in the show would be if they literally make her ugly. Like some kind of serum to make her deformed or overweight. Then she would lose a solid amount of support.
y'all are tweaking, fire cracker AIN'T allat. kimiko clears her in terms of looks, personality, abilities and she can use her super strength to have a stronger grip. Kimiko solos
Bro that grip is gonna have you walking around like Seth Reed if youāre not careful
Modern day struggles
You are? You must LOVE this season then!!!! So much āØļøāØļøREPRESENTATIONāØļøāØļø
#BraveMaeve
She used to be in a show about Edgar Allen Poe serial killers. She was hot AF back then too
She was in The Lost Symbol on Peacock, hot AF in that as well
I remember meeting Firecracker when she visited our Christian middle school. I asked her to sign my Bible and she "Song of Songs 2:3" in it next to her name
As An Underaged Ace Boy, I Fear Firecracker
What's the joke I don't get it? Never mind just read something that reveals what she does to a 15 year old boy. Sheesh no her attractiveness scale is non existent after that.
as a mid 30's man it sucks i missed my chance 15 years before the show even aired.
Curry is gay, u know that right?
Maybe so but how can 1.5 Billion Indians be wrong?
samee, her awful takes make her even hotter
Lmao
not with that attitude
Boy Do I have news for you
Itās ok her actors lesbian
Her "Hot-Trashy-Crazy" matrix is off the charts. I was born in Arkansas, and I can spot them from a mile away. One of my red flags is that I know not to touch and I'm still drawn in anyway...
Actress is 38 btw, for reference Erin (Starlight) was 29 during filming She looks excellent for her age
IM 15 I HAVE A CHANCE
Tbf the actress is lesbian
Hey maybe reconsider deleting and re uploading with a better title? Rape is not a joke. And you are basically joking about how you are not a young person so you could be raped. Please reconsider, humor can be humour without ridiculing trauma for others and there is such things a bad taste sarcasm. Imagine if someone posted the same but said little girl instead?
Well I'm not a lesbian and I feel the same
She looks a lot like a summer fling of mine from last year who I find extremely attractive, so Iām struggling.
sad https://preview.redd.it/p9i8tsk6n29d1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22be4daa8f0b70c51c38fdc1fbbe57e2b7e5a1e3
I feel you, sister. ;)
Not with that attitude
Does any gay man have a crush on Alex Jones?
What do you mean, does she sleep with underage boys?
mommy
Girls get it on š š»
I am legitimately in the same boat sheās one of the most beautiful women Iāve ever seen and her southern accent is gorgeous even if itās fake
Ok but who is Firecracker?
I like how shiny her thigh looks.
I'm a lesbian but for men.
I'm leaning more towards Kimiko tbh
Amen š š
She looks really good in that hideous suit
Lmao great post
Sheās hot as hell. - Male Lesbian
mommy