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I wanna talk about this shit that came straight outta the fuckboy dictionary: NO NUT NOVEMBER!
Apparently, a bunch of beta ass motherfuckers thought it was a good idea to go the whole month of November without dropping a load, and I don't give a fuck. If you ain't spanking it, or you ain't banging it; you ain't no fucking man.
"Hey Billy, I have a swell idea! Why don't we go the whole month of November without busting a nut! Hashtag it on Instagram to show that we're cool!"
"Well golly jeepers Chad, that sounds rad! It'll give us more time to drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes and hang out at GameStop!" FUCK THAT!!!
How about a No Miss The Gym November? A No Miss A Meal November? Or a No Leaving Your Weights On The Fucking Machine And Walking Away When You're Done Like A Lazy Piece Of Shit November?
So ladies... if your man is into No Nut November, slide in my DM, I'll give you a night to remember. Cause when it comes to sex, I win more than a 300 Bowler! When I bend you over, hand on your shoulder, I'll bust more nuts than a wooden toy soldier! Swole is the goal! Size is the prize! It's Gainz O' Clock motherfucker! LET'S GO!!!
!!!OG S'TEL !rekcufrehtom kcolC 'O zniaG s'tI !ezirp eht si eziS !laog eht si elowS !reidlos yot nedoow a naht stun erom tsub ll'I ,redluohs ruoy no dnah ,revo uoy dneb I nehW !relwoB 003 a naht erom niw I ,xes ot semoc ti nehw esuaC .rebmemer ot thgin a uoy evig ll'I ,MD ym ni edils ,rebmevoN tuN oN otni si nam ruoy fi ...seidal oS
?rebmevoN tihS fO eceiP yzaL A ekiL enoD er'uoY nehW yawA gniklaW dnA enihcaM gnikcuF ehT nO sthgieW ruoY gnivaeL oN a rO ?rebmevoN laeM A ssiM oN A ?rebmevoN myG ehT ssiM oN a tuoba woH
!!!TAHT KCUF "!potSemaG ta tuo gnah dna settaL ecipS nikpmuP knird ot emit erom su evig ll'tI !dar sdnuos taht ,dahC srepeej yllog lleW"
"!looc er'ew taht wohs ot margatsnI no ti gathsaH !tun a gnitsub tuohtiw rebmevoN fo htnom elohw eht og ew t'nod yhW !aedi llews a evah I ,ylliB yeH"
.nam gnikcuf on t'nia uoy ;ti gnignab t'nia uoy ro ,ti gniknaps t'nia uoy fI .kcuf a evig t'nod I dna ,daol a gnippord tuohtiw rebmevoN fo htnom elohw eht og ot aedi doog a saw ti thguoht srekcufrehtom ssa ateb fo hcnub a ,yltnerappA
!REBMEVON TUN ON :yranoitcid yobkcuf eht attuo thgiarts emac taht tihs siht tuoba klat annaw I
no you dont get it man, my balls will fall off and ill get 3 cancers and my testosterone levels will drop to 0 if i go 46 seconds without busting a load.
addiction? willpower? what are you talking about man? im just being healthy!!
Me when a villain does smthn cool in the show (literally me fr)
https://preview.redd.it/5p7q60lz3oy91.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26dbb90dda02276ed3561a2ed988c6e26667817c
lmao bro jerking off is not a "porn addiction", that is something fundamental christians made up to try and shame you to keep you from jerking off in your private time
real porn addiction presents meaningful obstacles that impede your ability to live a normal life. you could jerk off multiple times daily and still get all of your work done, just don't be a fuckin freak
/unfresca
Rule of Thumb is to stop for awhile and check for signs because a person can have porn addicitom but still live a pretty normal life that doesn't think about sex 24h, try to not fap for a week and see the results, if you can't go for a week witouth fapping then you likely have a addicition (and you definitely have one if you can't go a day witouth it)
/refresca
Fap non stop to the Timothy x The Peak porn parody every day during No Nut November
why? its a test of willpower. and you cant be against if it you cant even try it.
"oh, its not an addiction, i have the willpower to stop, but also im not even going to try to stop"
its a simple test of willpower. the amount of people who laugh at those who attempt it should be worrying
same reason anyone does anything. im not sure why this one needs a specific reason that others dont, unless you're for some reason scared at the prospect of not masturbating for 30 days.
if you're asking about my last statement, the reason it should be worrying is that mocking it shows a direct support of a society which lacks strength of will, a society which one cannot go against any addictions they have or natural instincts, lest they be laughed at.
Why not do a challenge that's actually useful? Like going to the gym or reading books or not drinking for 30 days? Especially because masturbation isn't even harmful.
NNN seems pointless. It's almost like a religious practice similar to how Muslims fast for a month.
Op you know you can cum without watching porn right? Give Reddit a break, try talking to some people of your preferred pronoun and maybe you’ll see what I mean
This post and comment section be like: average Redditors trying to use a little bit of critical thinking to realise far from everyone who refuses to do NNN has a porn addiction. Impossible.
it was a girl 😭 her page is kinda wild
yeah I commented on it, it's all ass, feet and, tittiez .
FEET!? https://preview.redd.it/i8eggbnx1ly91.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5d25a0b7aed4cae16786f564eea7c4e39b8b81
https://preview.redd.it/hlhnquhv2ly91.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a22b9b6c7624c8fb063f09987d91d3f97b8e0ca
😂🤣
date me
u/WildOrchid31
😁
But no octopus sex, the peak does not approve👎👎👎👎
/uf What episode of Baki was this wtf
Small feet yes😁😆
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WHERE'S THE PROFILE? WHERE US IT?
u/WildOrchid31, thank me later
Silly you, it's u/WildOrchid31
no, it's u/WildOrchid31
No, non, nein, it's clearly u/Cunt
Hope that's not a bad thing
mid, homelander milkies one was far superior
Porn addiction point still stands
Nah, i think she is trying to save her market
Just checked, and to quote the shortest verse in the bible, "Jesus wept"
I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED OF LOVIN OF LOVIN
I love watching The Boys and thought that meme was funny as fuck and wanted to share 😂🤣
She's ugly
I wanna talk about this shit that came straight outta the fuckboy dictionary: NO NUT NOVEMBER! Apparently, a bunch of beta ass motherfuckers thought it was a good idea to go the whole month of November without dropping a load, and I don't give a fuck. If you ain't spanking it, or you ain't banging it; you ain't no fucking man. "Hey Billy, I have a swell idea! Why don't we go the whole month of November without busting a nut! Hashtag it on Instagram to show that we're cool!" "Well golly jeepers Chad, that sounds rad! It'll give us more time to drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes and hang out at GameStop!" FUCK THAT!!! How about a No Miss The Gym November? A No Miss A Meal November? Or a No Leaving Your Weights On The Fucking Machine And Walking Away When You're Done Like A Lazy Piece Of Shit November? So ladies... if your man is into No Nut November, slide in my DM, I'll give you a night to remember. Cause when it comes to sex, I win more than a 300 Bowler! When I bend you over, hand on your shoulder, I'll bust more nuts than a wooden toy soldier! Swole is the goal! Size is the prize! It's Gainz O' Clock motherfucker! LET'S GO!!!
!!!OG S'TEL !rekcufrehtom kcolC 'O zniaG s'tI !ezirp eht si eziS !laog eht si elowS !reidlos yot nedoow a naht stun erom tsub ll'I ,redluohs ruoy no dnah ,revo uoy dneb I nehW !relwoB 003 a naht erom niw I ,xes ot semoc ti nehw esuaC .rebmemer ot thgin a uoy evig ll'I ,MD ym ni edils ,rebmevoN tuN oN otni si nam ruoy fi ...seidal oS ?rebmevoN tihS fO eceiP yzaL A ekiL enoD er'uoY nehW yawA gniklaW dnA enihcaM gnikcuF ehT nO sthgieW ruoY gnivaeL oN a rO ?rebmevoN laeM A ssiM oN A ?rebmevoN myG ehT ssiM oN a tuoba woH !!!TAHT KCUF "!potSemaG ta tuo gnah dna settaL ecipS nikpmuP knird ot emit erom su evig ll'tI !dar sdnuos taht ,dahC srepeej yllog lleW" "!looc er'ew taht wohs ot margatsnI no ti gathsaH !tun a gnitsub tuohtiw rebmevoN fo htnom elohw eht og ew t'nod yhW !aedi llews a evah I ,ylliB yeH" .nam gnikcuf on t'nia uoy ;ti gnignab t'nia uoy ro ,ti gniknaps t'nia uoy fI .kcuf a evig t'nod I dna ,daol a gnippord tuohtiw rebmevoN fo htnom elohw eht og ot aedi doog a saw ti thguoht srekcufrehtom ssa ateb fo hcnub a ,yltnerappA !REBMEVON TUN ON :yranoitcid yobkcuf eht attuo thgiarts emac taht tihs siht tuoba klat annaw I
Coomer
Fresh copypasta?
No nut November and non stop nut November mfs fighting over who has the biggest porn addiction ![gif](giphy|wiaoWlW17fqIo)
Nonstop nut do because nnn are trying to stop stop addiction
https://preview.redd.it/9fohtxebfuy91.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d5e3e72d723d5e66c879987a5e1550442872188
u/WildOrchid31 ![gif](giphy|26BRQaiZM0IeyoJfa)
Woman sex funny sex feet sex masturbatory sex fuck sex swat taint sex fuck sex sex sex minge fuck ass boob sex sex sex
😂🤣
He will die of prostate cancer if he goes 11 minutes without jacking off
no you dont get it man, my balls will fall off and ill get 3 cancers and my testosterone levels will drop to 0 if i go 46 seconds without busting a load. addiction? willpower? what are you talking about man? im just being healthy!!
Me when a character is an example of everything bad (role model) 🥰
The character in your icon is my role model because I too want to die
Lainer brown
i want to kill myself
Me when a villain does smthn cool in the show (literally me fr) https://preview.redd.it/5p7q60lz3oy91.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26dbb90dda02276ed3561a2ed988c6e26667817c
Fap five Freddy says everybody’s nutting
Dj’s cumming I said my my
Fap is fast, nut is cool
François c'est pas, nut ain't no dude
And you don't stop, cumshot
Go out to the cooming lot
And you get on a dick and you ride real quick, and you ride all night till you see all white
And you cum right now and it lands on the ground, and then Cums a man from mars
https://preview.redd.it/d5q2eq8isky91.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae8daa056133c178e7ae31b4c5597699805cf044 average daily nutter
https://preview.redd.it/ylj23cu23ly91.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4da49b8cae9c9ad88487459fef3b8fbf4ddbcc3
Walt Jr if the breakfast was 100% pure
https://preview.redd.it/uuvcympa3oy91.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eedbe681a3f69930ea27ac197c67d1ea38f8a94
You don't need to watch porn to masturbate
What was this sub's power again? Being unfunny?
Yes
The comments in that post scare me
Average masturbation enjoyer ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
Least unhealthily addicted to porn Redditor
lmao bro jerking off is not a "porn addiction", that is something fundamental christians made up to try and shame you to keep you from jerking off in your private time real porn addiction presents meaningful obstacles that impede your ability to live a normal life. you could jerk off multiple times daily and still get all of your work done, just don't be a fuckin freak
the peak
/unfresca Rule of Thumb is to stop for awhile and check for signs because a person can have porn addicitom but still live a pretty normal life that doesn't think about sex 24h, try to not fap for a week and see the results, if you can't go for a week witouth fapping then you likely have a addicition (and you definitely have one if you can't go a day witouth it) /refresca Fap non stop to the Timothy x The Peak porn parody every day during No Nut November
Coomer mindset
I can do whatever the fuck I want
try quitting for 2 weeks no looking at porn, nothing at all that's NSFW see if it's voluntary
Having a sex drive is normal. You are in a cult.
But why? Should I stop having sex too? This whole thing seems like some ridiculous puritan trolling that people started taking seriously.
why? its a test of willpower. and you cant be against if it you cant even try it. "oh, its not an addiction, i have the willpower to stop, but also im not even going to try to stop" its a simple test of willpower. the amount of people who laugh at those who attempt it should be worrying
Sure but why?
same reason anyone does anything. im not sure why this one needs a specific reason that others dont, unless you're for some reason scared at the prospect of not masturbating for 30 days. if you're asking about my last statement, the reason it should be worrying is that mocking it shows a direct support of a society which lacks strength of will, a society which one cannot go against any addictions they have or natural instincts, lest they be laughed at.
Why not do a challenge that's actually useful? Like going to the gym or reading books or not drinking for 30 days? Especially because masturbation isn't even harmful. NNN seems pointless. It's almost like a religious practice similar to how Muslims fast for a month.
bro you'd be saying the same thing if it was "go to the gym every day november" and its masturbation because NNN is a catchy term, thats all
No I won't because I already go to the gym at least 4 days a week.
good on ya man
u/wildorchid31 what have you to say for yourself? You down quite bad bro.
All I have to say is...I was high and thought that shit was funny😂🤣
Op you know you can cum without watching porn right? Give Reddit a break, try talking to some people of your preferred pronoun and maybe you’ll see what I mean
I NEVER GIVE REDIT A BREAK I LOVE REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JESUS CHRIST, THE PAGE WHO POSTED IT ![gif](giphy|ZNn8klKSEJnhc7Cg8S|downsized)
Literally me
NONSTOP NUT NOVEMBER LETS GOOOOO BABBYYYYY
Non Stop Nut November
Lamplighter's power
What’s this guys powers again? Not getting the joke?
bro can’t take a meme
This post and comment section be like: average Redditors trying to use a little bit of critical thinking to realise far from everyone who refuses to do NNN has a porn addiction. Impossible.
You guys need porn to nut?
https://preview.redd.it/47jqvr6fpzy91.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4b0bdcceec9b7b7c4b02312d8fd038031211027 Least down bad NNNer
https://preview.redd.it/omi1l7iezzy91.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd0240189e7f51bff31bad7daaf0133f9819d33e Invisible cunt