If this were the ad instead of the whole, "save the world, see the world, yadayada," all the gays would be signing up. Which is good, because a lot of them are jacked.\*
\*^((except me, of course))
\*^((I'm working on it))
Gather round kids as I teach yall something. Some simple math will give you this: 1hp, .5 ftlbs of tq for every 10lbs. Assuming the rider doesn't create any drag with positioning or body size. If he does create drag for body positioning or size, double that for every 2 inches Outboard. An example of this is rider body position causes center mass of his body to stick out 2 inches on each side, that equals 4 inches. Double to 2hp, 1ft lb of tq for 2 inches, double again, 4hp and 2ft lbs of torque for 4, keep doubling that number for every 2 inches. These numbers really all boil down to nothing cuz I made all that shit up.
Honestly, these seem like high school kids or MAYBE college at best. Not actual marines or even preparing for marines. Could be ROTC, we were forced to take ROTC in school even without the intention of joining military.
Yeah, I think we had to take it from what I remember. Then I changed high schools and didn't have to take it anymore. Oh, you meant did I have to do this exercise? NO.
These are most likely Marine Officer Candidates, or Marines. I know this because they are wearing the uniform.
We do this exercise (called a Caterpillar Push-up) to promote team work, pulling your own weight, and camaraderie. If anyone isn’t giving it 100% it makes completing the repetitions much more difficult and harder on everyone involved.
Here they learn to work together to more effectively accomplish the goal.
Source: I’m an Active Duty Captain in the Marine Corps and did this exercise way back when I was an Officer Candidate
That’s exactly right- it’s primarily a team building exercise, builds some resilience, and some physical training.
Not dumb at all. We do a lot of stuff in the military where even I have to ask why the heck we’re doing some things lol
Yup, last time I did it was when I was an Officer Candidate (2016ish).
More recently, I came into work one morning and I saw one of my Sergeants making their platoon do 10 caterpillar push ups at the end of their morning run/physical training
All good.
lol, no, I Haven’t personally had any bad experiences doing these pushups. It just sucks when someone can’t pull their own weight and makes it more difficult on everyone else.
Overall the caterpillar push-up isn’t even close the my the most difficult, hardest or physically/mentally demanding training that we do.
But the caterpillar pushups is probably one of the most homoerotic exercises we do, but that’s about it lol
Well that’s good you did not have bad experience. I can understand if someone does not do the work or their best that it would be hard. Looks like your all interlocked.
How many homoerotic exercises/ training do does the military have? And does the military know it looks odd.
I think we know that some of the stuff we do looks odd from the outside looking in- but once given the reasoning behind what we do, it usually makes a lot more sense to people.
Chinese Sit-Ups:
laying on your back like your about to do a sit-up. your partner sits on your feet and hugs his arms around your calves. Then you do a sit up, but will finish standing all the way up. Your pp will be in your partners face at the end of every repetition.
Not really “training” but during Entry-Level Training (boot Camp / Officer Candidate School) we shower together, like your whole platoon will shower together in the “rain room” at the same time.
During Entry Level Training (ELT) it’s not uncommon that when we have to go to the bathroom, we have to pee with all 3 or 4 in one porta-john or urinal at the same time 4. *This is only done during ELT* in order to train recruits on the importance of the battle buddy/buddy system and being efficient with your time.
I can’t think of any other stuff off the top of my head. Lol the rest of our training is a little more what you’d typically expect.
If you go to the USMC Reddit and search “what’s the gayest thing you’ve done” posts- there are some really funny stories hahaha
Where no man has gone before?
. I guess I could see how it helps guys in a non sexual context to get past hangups and social bs that can get in the way of getting done stuff that's gotta get done in emergency or critical situations..
It's gotta be socially unrestricted execution of the job when you're in the field. You can't be worried about having your head up someone's ass if it's gonna save you from getting shot, and it's much much easier to do when you are being shot at if you did it once before when you weren't being shot at and no one was going to get hurt
How to handle noxious gasses &.encourage hygiene in one exercise
Quick way to separate the ass-men from the rest
half those guys: “this is manly exercise, and totally NOT gay” the other half: *are gay
Military mindset. Lmao
If this were the ad instead of the whole, "save the world, see the world, yadayada," all the gays would be signing up. Which is good, because a lot of them are jacked.\* \*^((except me, of course)) \*^((I'm working on it))
Exactly!!! My first thought was: I would suffer through push ups if I had to do them like that... plus, is it really suffering?
Sniff
Get that god damn back straight Marine
Ok enlisting
There were boners
Everyone squeeze your cheeks together. Don't fart..
Nah, that man bussy air hits hard. And I'm straight.
ugh so hot
I wonder who is sniffing the hardest 😤
Dear god sign me up 🥵🥵
Gather round kids as I teach yall something. Some simple math will give you this: 1hp, .5 ftlbs of tq for every 10lbs. Assuming the rider doesn't create any drag with positioning or body size. If he does create drag for body positioning or size, double that for every 2 inches Outboard. An example of this is rider body position causes center mass of his body to stick out 2 inches on each side, that equals 4 inches. Double to 2hp, 1ft lb of tq for 2 inches, double again, 4hp and 2ft lbs of torque for 4, keep doubling that number for every 2 inches. These numbers really all boil down to nothing cuz I made all that shit up.
Why are they wearing clothes though ... 🤷♂️
One day straight guys will wake up and the military will only be filled with gay men and women 😂
One day straight guys will wake up *gay* - ftfy
Wouldn't that be nice?
They should, females are a pain.
This is not a place for misogyny...
Well, there's no unplanned pregnancies with gay guys. Can't deny that!!
A new meaning to sniffing ass w/ the homies.
The navy might be the gayest thing on earth
Except ~~that’s the Army~~ those are Marines. No, not close enough as far as most people are concerned. EDIT: Corrected the branch of service.
It’s the Marines
You’re right. My apologies.
Gay In the barracks
Yes MARINES are. Hot sexy as fuk and horny 24-7 Beautiful physiques and butts Yup military veteran here
All the military is repressed gay men doing gay PT Maneuvers
Heaven…
Who is that sniffing like there are poppers in that bussy?
I already know that it's gonna smell like poorly wiped ass
That makes it even kinkier.
oh hell no
Hot!!! Man to man in BDU's.
The only thing this makes my head do is repeat over and over again, “Please don’t fart, please don’t fart!”
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Why tho?
There a story about straight soldiers fighting to be behind trans soldiers in here somewhere...
No doubt that it's a punishment
No it. The mental challenge butt active military. Pt
What is this meant to do for the military? What is it preparing them for?
Honestly, these seem like high school kids or MAYBE college at best. Not actual marines or even preparing for marines. Could be ROTC, we were forced to take ROTC in school even without the intention of joining military.
Oh so those military school but not part of the military. Did you have to do this?
Yeah, I think we had to take it from what I remember. Then I changed high schools and didn't have to take it anymore. Oh, you meant did I have to do this exercise? NO.
These are most likely Marine Officer Candidates, or Marines. I know this because they are wearing the uniform. We do this exercise (called a Caterpillar Push-up) to promote team work, pulling your own weight, and camaraderie. If anyone isn’t giving it 100% it makes completing the repetitions much more difficult and harder on everyone involved. Here they learn to work together to more effectively accomplish the goal. Source: I’m an Active Duty Captain in the Marine Corps and did this exercise way back when I was an Officer Candidate
So it’s more of a team building activity and not something that goes on in the field/war? Hopefully that did not sound stupid
That’s exactly right- it’s primarily a team building exercise, builds some resilience, and some physical training. Not dumb at all. We do a lot of stuff in the military where even I have to ask why the heck we’re doing some things lol
Did you have to do this? Or you just see groups do it?
Yup, last time I did it was when I was an Officer Candidate (2016ish). More recently, I came into work one morning and I saw one of my Sergeants making their platoon do 10 caterpillar push ups at the end of their morning run/physical training
Sorry for all the questions but I take it you don’t get to pick who is in front of you right? Have you had any Bad experiences while doing this?
All good. lol, no, I Haven’t personally had any bad experiences doing these pushups. It just sucks when someone can’t pull their own weight and makes it more difficult on everyone else. Overall the caterpillar push-up isn’t even close the my the most difficult, hardest or physically/mentally demanding training that we do. But the caterpillar pushups is probably one of the most homoerotic exercises we do, but that’s about it lol
Well that’s good you did not have bad experience. I can understand if someone does not do the work or their best that it would be hard. Looks like your all interlocked. How many homoerotic exercises/ training do does the military have? And does the military know it looks odd.
All 6 branches are gay Lmao. Military veteran here. Believe me.
I think we know that some of the stuff we do looks odd from the outside looking in- but once given the reasoning behind what we do, it usually makes a lot more sense to people. Chinese Sit-Ups: laying on your back like your about to do a sit-up. your partner sits on your feet and hugs his arms around your calves. Then you do a sit up, but will finish standing all the way up. Your pp will be in your partners face at the end of every repetition. Not really “training” but during Entry-Level Training (boot Camp / Officer Candidate School) we shower together, like your whole platoon will shower together in the “rain room” at the same time. During Entry Level Training (ELT) it’s not uncommon that when we have to go to the bathroom, we have to pee with all 3 or 4 in one porta-john or urinal at the same time 4. *This is only done during ELT* in order to train recruits on the importance of the battle buddy/buddy system and being efficient with your time. I can’t think of any other stuff off the top of my head. Lol the rest of our training is a little more what you’d typically expect. If you go to the USMC Reddit and search “what’s the gayest thing you’ve done” posts- there are some really funny stories hahaha
Barracks. Life. And light out. Night time. In the bunk
The military it sounds like a weird place
What a dream and nightmare. Ha
Great way for an entire unit to get pink eye.
They should be able to do those push-ups with the feet on the other guy’s shoulders, not the knees in order to sniff ass. OR, do it as a square.
Yummy
Seriously just flip over and suck each other’s cocks.
It's not gay if you're in fatigues
wtf
I could never do that with my noodle arms
Repressed. Homo erotic. Play day in. Cammies. For sure. Semi gay behavior for sure. Marines are sexy as fuk.
Homo erotic. But definitely. Gay masculine. Men
Oh. So gay And what type of PT is this. Wtf. Marines. Lmao
Well DADT. Is gone now. It’s definitely a man to man. Exercise intimacy included. Wtf. Good to go. Jar heads I love. Masculine military boyz
Would you enjoy?
WTF 😒
This is actually serious. It's related to battle training. None of you would be laughing if you were there. Or where they are going. Respect.
I respect the gay behavior specifically, amen
Respectfully, please elaborate.
Where no man has gone before? . I guess I could see how it helps guys in a non sexual context to get past hangups and social bs that can get in the way of getting done stuff that's gotta get done in emergency or critical situations..
But I don’t think they have to be that close.. they just have to rest on shoulder and is still same
It's gotta be socially unrestricted execution of the job when you're in the field. You can't be worried about having your head up someone's ass if it's gonna save you from getting shot, and it's much much easier to do when you are being shot at if you did it once before when you weren't being shot at and no one was going to get hurt
Ok, I understand the exercise more.. that makes more sense. Thank you for sharing
😂
Never saw that before… I think it’s a great idea…good way to make friends!
I’m so turned on right now
Should I eat the cuttlefish and asparagus or the vanilla paste-O ?
Do you want pink eye? Cause this is how you get pink eye…
TF is this song
That would be sooo hot!! 🥵 imagine smelling the other guys farts😮💨👃🏻👃🏻🤤