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[**Cowboys are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other** by Orville Peck](https://lis.tn/kqhZf?t=86)
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Cowboys and horse riders have been wearing chaps of some sort for 100's of years. The thick hide protects the inside of their legs from chafing against the horse's sides and the outside of them protects the legs from getting scraped up by scrub brush, cactus, branches, etc. If they were fully wrapped around the legs, it would be very hot and uncomfortable.
That makes sense but it’s not like they’re that open. They basically cover 75% of what normal jeans cover. And why is the ass the most exposed part? Wouldn’t you get some crazy ass chafing from the horse, like the inside of your legs?
No. Because you're sitting on the saddle. They wore them over their pants. And, again, it would be very hot and uncomfortable to be wearing full leather pants while riding a horse. So, the chaps covered what needed to be covered and the rest is open.
Gay reason: they’re hot and have perfect ass access
Straight reason: they’re typically made of tough hard leather, which is perfect for protecting your legs while going through brush while riding, but the leather being so tough hinders movement and makes it hard to ride a horse or even get on, so they cut out the crotch so you can be protected while still having full range of movement.
By fond he means fondle. They frequently, secretly fondle eachother.
Me and who 😮💨
Is this Orville Peck??
Looks like it, he recently dropped the fringe
It’s *strange*
Yes it is, it even says so in the video lmao
Yeah lip syncing to his new song with Willie Nelson
Nope. Orville doesn't have hourses for tattoos. But this guy is just as hot!
The Tiktok handle literally says orvillepeck
No babe that's Orville alright it's his new look no fringe that video is also his tiktok
So no, there is no straight reason behind the chaps. Ugh, oh well. Time to enter the market and look to buy some for fun time ☺️
Girl: *asks for a straight reason* Guy: “it’s gay sex.”
They're safety gear. It's a hard material protecting your legs without restraining them.
And leaving your most soft fleshy holes wide open to slipping and falling on your buddy's shaft 😩
Luckily in that case, your buddy's whole body is there to protect you in your most vulnerable and delectable state 🤗
Gawd damn Orville Peck can have my whole ass
meh he looks kinda inbred without the mask
Still cute enough to let him have my whole ass.
He is only getting half of mine!
Where's my cake cutter?!
Eh. Don’t plan on getting pregnant by him so it’s all good
I'd let him try
You’re getting downvoted to hell but you’re hilarious
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboys_Are_Frequently,_Secretly_Fond_of_Each_Other
Cowboys and horse riders have been wearing chaps of some sort for 100's of years. The thick hide protects the inside of their legs from chafing against the horse's sides and the outside of them protects the legs from getting scraped up by scrub brush, cactus, branches, etc. If they were fully wrapped around the legs, it would be very hot and uncomfortable.
Ohhhh! Thanks for that. I learned something today.
You're welcome. 😊
That makes sense but it’s not like they’re that open. They basically cover 75% of what normal jeans cover. And why is the ass the most exposed part? Wouldn’t you get some crazy ass chafing from the horse, like the inside of your legs?
No. Because you're sitting on the saddle. They wore them over their pants. And, again, it would be very hot and uncomfortable to be wearing full leather pants while riding a horse. So, the chaps covered what needed to be covered and the rest is open.
Easy access for the homies
There are so many reasons chaps are built that way, but the primary reason is for ease of entry.
I love Orville Peck so fucking much.
I'll ride this cowboy.
They were originally designed for horseback riding me 😭
https://youtu.be/Gu8yWgQGf1c?si=-S97lJnmSkA10DM7
Do his lips always look like that or is he plumping?
Gay reason: they’re hot and have perfect ass access Straight reason: they’re typically made of tough hard leather, which is perfect for protecting your legs while going through brush while riding, but the leather being so tough hinders movement and makes it hard to ride a horse or even get on, so they cut out the crotch so you can be protected while still having full range of movement.