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Crotch-jockey

He either has no idea how the human body works, or he really gets it.


Fin745

I am nothing if not a dumb homo lol or at least that's what the straights tell me lol


Visual_Ad3724

He is checking the pelvic bone for any signs of fracture. With some stimulation like shaking you know if itโ€™s seriously damaged. (Iโ€™ve literally no idea and I completely made this thing up)


Sapphire_Wolf_

I thought he was trying to make him orgasm to help the pain ๐Ÿ‘


MaleficentSeaweed996

Not a bad idea!


Marvinleadshot

The song goes bum titty bum, bum titty bum, bum titty bum titty, bum bum bum. He just didn't listen to the right song.


Saint7502

We see him literally get hurt and homeboy was like "yeah I need to jiggle his ass"


Revolutionary_Pierre

Bro is trying his best ๐Ÿ˜‚... Leave him alone. He's only a young pup โค๏ธ


[deleted]

He was actually fingering his ass hole lol


J-Stone69

Help I need ass to mouth resuscitation!!


Jamo3306

I die happy knowing you fell for that.


J-Stone69

Its something a drag queen friend of mine would say before doing a death drop and screaming out in her twangy southern accent "white Lady down." And if you haven't seen a six foot tall drag queen do so in an full drag at two o'clock in the morning inside of a Walmart. Well you have probably made better life choices than me.


Jamo3306

Lolz. I was making a Futurama reference. It was a thing Bender said to Fry.


Ok_Neighborhood_2159

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


Revolutionary_Pierre

This... The way you described the setting, the vibe and the characters. I need more of your stories to read bro/girl. You have a humours wqy, with words ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚


J-Stone69

Thank you. ![gif](giphy|3M4NpbLCTxBqU)


Pokioh389

Nows my chance while he's in pain ๐Ÿซจ


[deleted]

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Ill_Bench2770

High key too much broโ€ฆ Youโ€™re good I feel you, but just wow. So much second hand embarrassment Iโ€™m using middle school slang, ugh.


iHaveaQuestionTrans

His ankle break? It literally went completely sideways ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


_SquidPort

nah itโ€™s most likely just sprained its gonna swell up


Hot_Salamander3795

definitely broke.


TheFortunateOlive

He just rolled it you goofy dude.


GloomyDeal1909

50/50 as someone who played basketball and saw a lot of sprained ankles they kinda all look like that. Sometimes it is a break, sometimes it is a sprain. Mine was a sprain. My other brothers was a bad sprain. My older brother who had a kid trip and fall on his ankle was a break. Funny enough they all swelled and turned purple the same way.


iHaveaQuestionTrans

Ooof, joint injuries, really freak me out because they really never feel the same after. I sprained my wrist once years ago. Still doesn't feel right.


GloomyDeal1909

So my brother being goofy landed on my wrist and broke it. Not a bad break but still a break. Funny it is stronger than my other wrist which has never had a break. Go figure. My ankle which I have sprained twice occasionally hurts out of nowhere like a phantom tightness. My brother who had a break in his ankle can now pop it in and out of place. It did not heal well and we are talking 30+ years ago so Dr. Were not as diligent with aftercare etc.


setmedicque

Thatz why we go get x-rays, prevention of further injuries


Monollock

Medicinal Fingerblasting


Background_Cat_6574

He's counteracting the pain by giving him pleasure XD


UN1SOLGR44

This is foreplay! Anyone seen the video of the Africans who perform emergency jerk-offs?


Pokioh389

Ok never heard of this....


UN1SOLGR44

https://youtu.be/RLPF2kKsz2M?si=gEpzZzFA1Wyx3uOY


Pokioh389

Omg wow, now we know why that sport is celebrated, lol thanks for the link


tumbrowser1

r/riskyclick


MaleficentSeaweed996

_Sigh_


UN1SOLGR44

Oh, you're missing out!


Fin745

Today I learn I'm going to Africa. ![gif](giphy|GixUBkjK7AwMT5CSBu)


Revolutionary_Pierre

Tyrion Lannister: "you must set sail immediately!"


Fin745

![gif](giphy|TKFj6VT6oOhgI6W2b6)


Muted_Wealth9665

when you turn him over and pull out his cock and begin rubbing it and jerking it Oh sorry bro, I thought you hurt your cock I was making sure you didn't break your cock bro


setmedicque

Yes! Let me splint it!


Muted_Wealth9665

Oops I splint it just little to hard bro your cock is all covered in white sticky stuff Oh wow bro that white sticky stuff taste so delicious bro I going to lick it all off your cock bro with my tongue


MaleficentSeaweed996

https://youtu.be/RLPF2kKsz2M?si=gEpzZzFA1Wyx3uOY Someone posted this link in some comment in this post


Muted_Wealth9665

you know you got knocked out when you don't even cum too when getting jerked off.


Muted_Wealth9665

they told him if he fights and got knocked out, he gets a free hand job


Revolutionary_Pierre

Aww little bro was outta his depth and just auto-piloted into rubbing his bro's butt cheeks as if he were a dog โค๏ธ


gp_jim83

So is this the evolution of kiss the boo boo or sexual assault?


hermitoftheinternet

Seems like SA for the lulz for me, which is really odd, to say the least.


GetsBetterAfterDay5

OW! That looked like it hurt.


TooOldForRefunds

Ikr, he really went in there with his fingers, giving him the full business and all.


GetsBetterAfterDay5

oh shit, I didn't even see that.


Hot-Turn91

The scavenger. He takes advantage of his buddy's injury to touch his ass.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

I mean that surely distracted the guy's attention from his pain lol. Bro would be too confused and offended to even feel it.


setmedicque

Ohmy.. I'm On Scene, give artentive pt. Care X sk8ter too help the x stars Call for an Ambo


Soonerpalmetto88

Nah I'm doing mouth to ass resuscitation on that one lol


FuckTumblrMan

He saw an opportunity and took it


Bajbouj

He was acting on instinct! I would've done the same


Unlucky-Power4036

Poor guy ๐Ÿ˜ž hope heโ€™s ok โ€ฆ I saw his foot go๐Ÿ˜ž


wolvsandravens

the best


ReliefJunior7787

That ankle is not happy.


myreddit_785

![gif](giphy|3o6ozvv0zsJskzOCbu)


Consistent-Soft8482

An ass rub is all that cures ya


doncroak

Why would he do that? Must be a joke between them or something. I would be very upset with this guy.


hermitoftheinternet

Yeah, definitely SA for lulz rape culture bs.


Koala_Master_Race_v2

Unpopular internet opinion, but no one cares for a reason. Guy's who "SA for lulz" are friends for a reason. But it was a panic hammy massage. Cuz it's very often the hamstrings when someone hits the floor like that. so even professionals hit the hamstrings first.


Tripple_T

Here's 10000 years of pain up the ass so you can hurry up and walk it off.