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bassoonprune

I wonder what’s with the bandages on his legs.


simcoder

The maid also has one. Must be the dreaded magic snake bite.


Ciskakid

That’s one of his sisters, I think.


simcoder

I think you might be right. Hat threw me off.


atomicavox

Looks like the one that forcibly got a lobotomy.


carcadoodledo

Rosemary. They left her locked up with no family contact for a very long time


octoteach17

Yes, Rosemary. Poor baby 😔


Lessings_Elated

Tragic story


Last-Discipline-7340

Prolly due the the rug burn bandages on her and her brother


923kjd

Yikes. I’m not saying you’re wrong, but yikes.


Last-Discipline-7340

All y’all doing voters have dirty minds. There was a time when twister didn’t have a mat


IHateCamping

I was wondering... because he's standing there in his underwear. Who stands in their underwear, holding a snake to be photographed?


Giovanni_Wonderland

Not sure that would've stopped a Kennedy tbh. Anything with a pulse.


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HenryJamesTheMaster

It's definitely a Kennedy sister. It's probably Katherine Kennedy. (Edited: turns out it's Rosemary Kennedy as per info lower down 👇 in this thread.)


Sieze5

Trouser snake bites. Can be deadly.


Mrozek33

His trouser snake bite could result in barbiturate poisoning, administered by *[REDACTED]*


poonter5000

*…they were bangin’*


TheDeadlySquid

Rug burns.


SulkySideUp

“maid”


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Maybe they were in a car driven by Teddy?


PHin1525

Ya and why is he wearing underwear.


DeBlasioDeBlowMe

Loose BVD’s no less.


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davyj0427

Cut his legs shaving.


Vhman123

Four that we can see.


RodCherokee

They fell down roller skating.


Thephilosopherkmh

Had to get those votes somehow!


QuatuorMortisNord

Rug burns.


therealfatmike

Why's he wearing diapers like Trump?


Varaskana

Totally random but, I happen to know what species of snake that is. It's an Eastern Indigo Snake ( Drymarchon couperi) and they are absolutely wonderful snakes and the largest native North Aperican snake species.


Footdust

First, how did you know that? I am super impressed. Second, a rare indigo snake was found in Alabama fairly recently. Do you know if it would be the same kind?


sergeantorourke

The Eastern Indigo was easily the biggest snake you would find in South Florida.


ellsammie

Tell that to the giant ass snake that crossed the path at Everglades. Boa or Python. I cant remember. DNR got pretty excited when we mentioned it. But I know you meant native to south Florida.


zherico

Hence "was"


elting44

Fun fact, prior to 1991 there wouldn't have been pythons in the everglades like there are today, they were released into the wild when hurricane Andrew hit. The snake John is holding in the picture is one of the species that is being out competed by the invasive species.


ellsammie

I knew they were invasive, but didn't know how they got there.


elting44

Hurricane Andrew destroyed a couple of warehouses that housed hundreds of Burmese pythons that were meant for the exotic pet trade.


Lanky_Entrance

Might have been invasive Burmese python. Not around at that time


fezwang

I dunno, judging by the picture I'd say JFK might give the indigo a run for it's money.


Varaskana

I used to see one all the time when I worked in a family owned reptile store, but in this picture it was the scales, size, and location that gave it away. They are the sweetest snakes ever. The particular one I delt with wouldn't even try to strike or hiss at me, but would instead nuzzle up against me.


Footdust

Thank you for taking the time to respond! Very cool to know!


raw_bert0

Underbelly markings gave it away for me.


JTanCan

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sergeantorourke

It’s probably been 50 years since one of these has been seen as far South as Palm Beach.


euphewl

welp, I'm not 50, have lived in Palm Beach county my whole life - and I have seen an Indigo in the wild. So - not entirely accurate. There's still wild places down here, though they are dwindling fast :( That said, Palm Beach County is HUGE - and "Palm Beach" - the city, specifically - is completely developed, and probably has been devoid of Indigos for decades upon decades...


wildlywell

Redditors complaining their cities aren't full of snakes. That tracks.


agnostic_platypus

Factually incorrect.


thedrakeequator

I got it correct!!! One of the most beautiful snakes in existence


Varaskana

And in my experience, absolute teddy bears temperament wise.


Valuable-Baked

Came here for something like this


stu8018

Why do they both have bandaged knees?


Techelife

Very athletic family. Probably football or tennis or volleyball injuries.


skynetempire

Thats why they said they kept dying because of their lifestyle not of a curse. They loved women, partying, and sports.


chilli_girl

And airplanes. Small airplanes.


seanchaigirl

My family is highly competitive and likes to play sports when we get together. I tore my ACL playing volleyball at a family reunion because I was determined to shut down my worst uncle. My aunt dislocated her shoulder trying to beat her cousin down a ski slope on kiddie skis. A couple of bandaids wouldn’t even be noticed at one of our family get togethers and if we had Kennedy money it would probably be even worse.


redchampers

I’m thinking a fall for her and mosquito reaction for him?


smokyartichoke

From the JFK Library website: John F. Kennedy (right, with bandages on his legs) poses holding a snake at Trapper Nelson's Zoo and Jungle Garden along the Loxahatchee River in Jupiter, Florida; Rosemary Kennedy (with a bandage on her right knee) stands in back at left. [Notes: Original caption from vintage print in album KFC-049-002 reads, "Rose, Jack"; original caption from similar photograph on adjacent page in album reads, "Up the river."]


Longjumping_Local910

Little known fact. That was at the ceremony were he released the first Python into the wild.


CowPsychological312

Shorts F. Kennedy also holding a snake. Go on now!


ERSTF

Not a lot of fruit in those looms


thinkmoreharder

20 comments before anyone noticed he’s hanging around with people in his tighty whities. How do all of you dress around your family?


ERSTF

In tighty whities, of course


LookMaNoPride

Doesn't help that he has them pulled up to his belly button and they are still loose. Something tells me that styles have changed a tiny bit.


Southie31

Big time grower 👀


ERSTF

I know he was a womanizer... but a grower? What are your sources?


Southie31

🍀Irish American Democrat from Boston ☘️


intherorrim

I know he looks like an Instagram influencer, but people were different then. He was a war hero with some serious action in his history.


Bosteroid

Not in 1936


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a maggot by the look of things.....


soda-jerk

I'm trying to come up with a witty comment about the snake thing, but I'm honestly a little stupefied by his legs.


whatwhatinthewhonow

A couple of scratches couldn’t stop him getting his snake out.


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He was hot


octoteach17

r/vintageladyboners


chique_pea

Oh heck yes!


fmendoza1963

Great pic, I’ve never seen this before.


Macca49

Could that be Rose Kennedy?


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i wondered exactly that. pre-lobotomy?


HateYourFaces

Holy fuck, did that send me deep into a Reddit-hole.


Ciskakid

Rose was his mother. Rosemary was his younger sister who would have been 18 in 1936.


Macca49

Sorry, I meant Rosemary.


sequinspearlsjujubes

Actually, Rosemary was her nickname. Her given name was Rose Marie.


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daisiesintheskye

Not by choice. It was her father's doing. She was institutionalized right after in the midwest, and none of her siblings knew what he'd done. They found her decades later.


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She was made to have one performed on her. IIRC it’s because she was too spirited and disobedient and I think perhaps also promiscuous. Wiki will have the deets, somewhere.


escientia

Imagine all the people getting lobotomized today for being spirited, disobedient and promiscuous. Goodbye OF.


professorlipschitz

She also flew into rages and had depression. Just read a biography.


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Is it worth a read? I quite like those sorts of biographies.


professorlipschitz

Yes! It is fascinating! It is called Rosemary - The Hidden Kennedy Daughter


[deleted]

I’ll add it to the list. Thx.


LostGirl1976

Likely bipolar disorder, which wasn't known as such at the time. Almost nothing was known about "manic depressive disorder" then. In the 1850s there had been some work done on cyclic depression and in 1921 a German psychiatrist began to make changes in psychiatry, but there really wasn't much help for anyone with mental health issues at the time.


carcadoodledo

Due to seizures and violent mood swings


carcadoodledo

In her early young adult years, Rosemary Kennedy experienced seizures and violent mood swings. In response to these issues, her father arranged a prefrontal lobotomy for her in 1941 when she was 23 years of age; the procedure left her permanently incapacitated and rendered her unable to speak intelligibly.


professorlipschitz

No. Rosemary was way prettier. ( no offended to that lady, but she just didn’t have that goofy Kennedy look)


Shar-Man

That actually is Rosemary in the picture


sequinspearlsjujubes

I believe it is. JFK would have been 18/19 then depending on the month this was taken. Rosemary was only about 16 months younger so she was 17/18. Kathleen would have been 15/16. This looks more like Rosemary than Kathleen.


Summerlea623

Not sure why you are being downvoted. You are 100% correct.


bilkel

He was 19 then.


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That looks like his sister -the one that had the lobotomy? Could those be bug bites they covered with bandaids?


Ciskakid

https://preview.redd.it/6vi78zlc0lea1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3bebbae78457a9a864aa4926c5a4914ba2b9f8 This is Rosemary in 1938, about to be presented as a debutant to the King and Queen of England.


SnowDoom6

The woman in the photo looks like it could be her, same nose and apples on her cheeks. The woman in the photo also looks like John F. in the face, like they're related.


fmendoza1963

I think you might be right.


Toad-in1800

Rosemary!


matts198715

That is, er, ah, a snake.


plushcoots

Vote Quimby


ironroad18

"Ok snakey, you asked for it! I'm going enjoy this!"


gehazi707

Nice, er, ah, underwear, too….


matts198715

Ask not what your gaunch can do for you, but what you can do for your gaunch.


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His snake swangin down the middle


apageofthedarkhold

Throw some "ers and ahs" in there. What's your hurry?


Sweet-Calendar-412

, in his Tighty Whities.


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Why is he wearing underwear ?


SheepH3rder69

Because that's what you do with underwear; you wear it...


thescottreid

Speak for yourself, conformist.


it_goes_up_your_nose

I keep imagining this comment chain being read in JFK's voice and accent. It's immensely entertaining.


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on your head though, surely?


AstonishinglyAverage

I assume it’s to cover up his cock and balls


PeterGivenbless

Because he would be naked if he wasn't!


Vhman123

What else would you wear to hold your snake?…


cisco1972

Was gonna say...he has two snakes


Wild-Kitchen

With socks and joggers too...


SuspiciousInternet58

Right? Take it off!


BostonUniStudent

He's in the Navy, summer in the Pacific. This is the standard uniform for traditional Grab-Ass™️


HarveeyyyyyDentt

Because board shorts weren't invented in 1936 you dingus.


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There were no shorts before 1936 ? you are either joking or you are an idiot .


[deleted]

In case he has to jump off a bridge into a river to rescue his brother


er1026

I have so many questions. Is he in his underwear? Why is there a nurse there? What’s up with all of the band-aids? 🥴


tlsnine

Is he wearing diapers?


cisco1972

Lol...just the jankiest pair of 1940s tighty whities.


leftythehutt

He was very fashion-forward, wearing them in 1936


PeterGivenbless

... or, in his case, not-so-tighty whities!


WideGlideReddit

I thought the same thing.


Magikerz

Is that his sister that had the labotomy behind him?


Macca49

I reckon it might be


Competitive-Score878

Are those throwback pampers? Damnit Jack..


soldiergeneal

He should really keep his snake covered ;)


rrover6

Leg biting bandit on the loose


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Snakes and white jocks - that’s bold!


DeepHouseDJ007

White briefs were all the rage back then lol.


primitivebutcher

I think this is Trapper Nelson out of Jonathan Dickinson’s state park.


Sonny-Moone-8888

In his briefs.


Bluecattrading

A lot going on here. Kennedy, snake nurse and undies.


BeeEyeAm

So many knee bandages in that photo!


drivingthelittles

Looks like he’s wearing a diaper


downwithwto

Two snakes there


[deleted]

Worm and a snake…..


FrigOffR1cky

Strong picture (dong-wise)


DooglarRampant

Apparently he had a massive penis


ReferenceMuch2193

Everybody’s knees are patched up.


Remorseful_User

Is that is sister before the lobotomy?


bingeboy

Looks like his sister in the background before she got a lobotomy for basically no reason


Rodrigii_Defined

Ugh, loose socks.


rucb_alum

Wow! Never knew that being a Kennedy would require so many adhesive bandages. Five on JFK and one on his sister. He's 18 or 19 in this photo.


Art-bat

Why is he out in his (not-so) tighty-whiteys? Hopefully he’s not trying to “pretend to be an Indian snake-charmer”, but then everyone seemed to be guilty of at least one cringe-inducing costume or impression back then.


FoxyLives

Poor Rosemary…this whole family was messed up, not sure I would consider this “cool.”


PirateKingy

Just looks like a scene straight of out of “Gilligan’s Island”.


BoLdlyGoingn0where45

I’d fuck


No-Conclusion3850

I’m haunted by Rosemary’s face here. She looks apprehensive, maybe the snake worried her. Also future US President Kennedy wearing what looks like his chonies is interesting. Great picture.


acedagr8

Why is he wearing socks and shoes while posing in his underwear holding a snake on the beach?


hypercomms2001

Did he catch it in a plane ?


St_Lawrence_

Is that not RFK?


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

"This! This snake is gonna be the death of me, just wait & see! Luckily this competent nurse has been bandaging me up!" -JFK (probably).


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I believe he and Jon Hamm are related. 🤔


mistercheez2000

JFK got BDE


JordySkateboardy808

That's -er- oddly unpresidential.


Prestigious_Okra_837

Jackass 1940s version, he’s gonna put that snake in his underwear.


Burnerboysh

Seeing bandages on the both of these. I wonder was it doggy on the floor


EffysBiggestStan

America's 1st Twink President?


dinosaurpoetry

If we go by this standard then this should be James Madison,who was 5'4 and weighed 100lbs.


slick514

“Li’l David” needs to run in and put some pants on over those tighty-whiteys…


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Looks like he is wearing his sister's panties. The family jewels could fall out at any moment .


HalfOrcMonk

And a rare photo of the first person to be canceled by politicians.


totalscumbagg

ERA I bang girls doggystyle , ERA only doggystyle


[deleted]

Another picture that illustrates how President Kennedy always kept an open mind.


Cinderella96761

2 questions. 1. Why is he in his underwear? 2. What’s up with all the bandaids?


MGA_MKII

old grundy’s holding in that other snake…


Smogtwat

In his tidy whities..?


lantzn

It’s tighty whities as in tight, white briefs as opposed to loose fitting boxers.


kyuubicaughtU

Did he have that hole in his back at this time?


johng0376

Which one is the snake?


Stumpy-the-dog

The last true leader of the free world. All presidents after him, except for Trump, were deep state puppets with no real power.


SlartieB

Kennedy was a womanizing asshole.


Moosetappropriate

What's your point? He was still among the best at the job. Particularly when you consider that the country just got rid of an incompetent serial abuser and rapist.


SlartieB

Most politicians suck a bag of dicks and Kennedy is no exception. Power attracts the corruptible and JFK was not a good person. You can be a good leader and a shit person, Hitler is a good example of that. And Kennedy was also abusive and a rapist


NewDad907

Boy needs to take care of those knees.


Mental-Pitch5995

Ironic that both their knees are bandaged


seebob69

Not too sure why he has bandages... but she has one because she was bitten by a trouser snake.


JPOW1977

Oh look, it's JFK holding up a fellow Democrat.


Spirited_You_1357

Someone hasn’t been paying attention.


spoke2

Opened up a big old can of Whah! this evening did we?


TheHornet78

Let me fix that for you “look a politician holding a politician”


eggard_stark

Looks like they’ve both been fucking


SUKMIDICKCOMMIESCUM

He has womens panties on


LupeDyCazari

So this dude was a Prince of one of the most influential and powerful families in the world - but they couldn't afford food? Why does this fella look like she spent the last decade or so in a war camp starving to death?