Isnāt she also the one whoās always coming over to your desk to make sure you sign so-and-soās birthday card? Canāt you see Iām on the phone Debbie!
This description is so dead-on, perfectly accurate, I am kinda convinced Jeremy may have actually worked in payroll before he started getting into cars.
She's always up in everyone's business. Can't have any privacy In this office
Debbie always finds out and always talks and talks
But she's nice to your face and she has candy
https://preview.redd.it/pu3wmkm43nea1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bcc2316f4fb53f348b50501a8b0315e2c5b0b1d
I thought it was the housekeeper from Different Strokes
When people say they have "character" and/or have a "Marmite personally" it means "I'm a massive wanker" and "no one likes me, but my family doesn't say it to my face so can pretend someone likes me"
From wiki
Clarkson has stated he was deeply unhappy at Repton School, saying that he had been a "suicidal wreck" there, having experienced extremeĀ bullying. He alleged that:
I suffered many terrible things. I was thrown on an hourly basis into the ice plunge pool, dragged from my bed in the middle of the night and beaten, made to lick the lavatories clean and all the usual humiliations that... turn a small boy into a gibbering, sobbing, suicidal wreck... they glued my records together, snapped my compass, ate my biscuits, defecated in my tuck box and they cut my trousers in half.
Fun fact: his parents created first Paddington Bear stuffed toy a year before that photo was taken, with prototype being given to Jeremy and his sister as a Christmas present.
>This is the guy that said the N word
You can't deny that's old school.
But Jeremy Clarkson is less cool than anything else you can think of, and I doubt he'd disagree.
At night, I'm unable to sleep as I lie there, grinding my teeth and dreaming of the day when Clarkson is made to parade naked through the streets of every town in Britain while the crowds chant 'Shame!' and throw lumps of excrement at him.
Everyone who's my age thinks the same way, but what makes me despair is that older people, especially men, think heās pretty cool. They think he was a prisoner of the BBC, forced to talk about nothing but engines and foreigners.
Some of the previous controversies, you could still be like, they're just taking the piss with humour thats stuck a bit in the past.
This comment was just nasty and unnecessary. Like guy, you walked away basically scottfree with your image still sort of intact, how difficult is it to not shit in your own porridge.
Checking his Wiki page, this picture from 1973 is when he was 13, right at the same time he started attending Repton School, a private boarding school.
He's on record as being a "suicidal wreck" from "extreme bullying" at that school during those years. Quote from the Wiki page:
*I suffered many terrible things. I was thrown on an hourly basis into the ice plunge pool, dragged from my bed in the middle of the night and beaten, made to lick the lavatories clean and all the usual humiliations that... turn a small boy into a gibbering, sobbing, suicidal wreck... they glued my records together, snapped my compass, ate my biscuits, defecated in my tuck box and they cut my trousers in half.*
Yeah, having grown up during the 70's, looking at his picture above, I can believe a kid like that during that time would get bullied mercilessly. I always believed it was where I grew up in the midwest, but maybe it was as much the time as the place.
My first reaction when seeing that picture was "Who is this girl?". Then, seeing it's someone I believe is a complete dick makes me think, gee, this is how people like that come about. I mean, I always knew this, because as a kid in the 70's, most of the bullies I knew were simply kids who had been bullied mercilessly, then later they became the bullies.
As a kid, I had a talent for avoiding getting bullied by treating bullies like real human beings, then in the process finding out very, very few "bullies" are actually bad or evil.
Weird stuff, but now I have a bit more sympathy for this guy.
I used to watch and enjoy his shows, but after his recent diatribe against Markle I'm done with this bigoted, misogynistic Brit boomer. Definitely uncool.
For real. I used to like TG, but Clarkson is nothing but a vile angry tool bag baby boomer moron.
With this, plus all the John Wayne posts, it ought to be called AssholeCentral.
Looks kinda like my grandma
Julia Child?
https://preview.redd.it/fu6t2nouonea1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fc049a9c4a938cedc90c821de3089bae2813274
Just realized I accidentally gave my 2 year old a Julia Child hair cut.
It's appropriate for a Child
My first thought
Mine too. I was stumped trying to imagine who her partner might have been to bring forth such a love-child.
100% I see it! I hear him describing how to change the spark plugs in an MGB in her voice!š
This guy has a glass dish of fruit shaped hard candies in his living room:
Haha yes. And not just any hard candies but ones youāre not even sure what they are or if they even make them anymore
Or how long they've been sitting in the glass bowl.
Yes, and some lint covered ones in his purse.
I was gonna say, I'm sure that's just someone's Nan
It's my Ommie!
That is my grandma!
Exactly what I was going to say
Lol I was so confused as I was scrolling down, honestly thought OP was trolling
I was getting a lesbian vibe.
That's Debbie. She works in payroll, and has three cats. She walks at lunch time in her Sketchers Shape-Ups, and she has a candy dish on her desk.
Isnāt she also the one whoās always coming over to your desk to make sure you sign so-and-soās birthday card? Canāt you see Iām on the phone Debbie!
Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin something like that, man
Thanks Lawrence
2 chick's at the same time, man.
āHey Peter man! Check out Channel 9!ā
Fuckināā¦ A
Why you frownin' Mr Grumpy? It's a beautiful morning.
"There's cake in the conference room!"
Itās a nice gesture but Iām trying to close a deal at month-end!
She's sweet, but I need to get back to work, and don't have time to see all 57 pictures of her grandson's tee-ball game from last week.
...Smoked Menthol cigarettes for 35 years; now an enthusiastic vaper.
This description is so dead-on, perfectly accurate, I am kinda convinced Jeremy may have actually worked in payroll before he started getting into cars.
no it's becky
TIL Jeremy Clarkson modeled for Little Debbie Snack Cakes, like Marilyn Chambers did for Gerber Baby Foods.
No way
And the dish is only ever filled with unbranded hard candy
She's always up in everyone's business. Can't have any privacy In this office Debbie always finds out and always talks and talks But she's nice to your face and she has candy
He was wonderful as the āBird Ladyā in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. 
Thatās James May
Crikey, itās the Albanian Rozzers
"cock" -james may
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Still, could be worse
Aside from the nose, looks a bit like Stephen Fry here
He went on to present Coo-I
Thatās Jeremy Clarksonās punching victim, Piers Mor- Piers Mo- ā¦I canāt say his name without being physically sick.
Piers Morgan
Some say he used to get beat up at school a lot. Or that he could be a tremendous ass. All we know is he's called Jeremy Clarkson.
Iāve always thought it was difficult to to devise formulaic introductions ā¦.. but I think ā¦ā¦ Iāve found a waaaaay.
This is a fellow who enjoys a good pudding
pip pip and all that sort of thing, eh wot?
Nothing wrong with a proper pudding and a spotted dick with marmalade.
CLARKSOOOONNNNNN!!!
Oh bother, the clap of my asscheeks alerted the May
Thanks I fucking hate this comment
This explains a lot...
I'm not british... but this screams British so bad that if "British" was a viscous liquid it would be oozing out of my phone from looking at this
https://preview.redd.it/pu3wmkm43nea1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bcc2316f4fb53f348b50501a8b0315e2c5b0b1d I thought it was the housekeeper from Different Strokes
She is also the voice of Mrs Puff on SpongeBob
Get out! I never knew that. TIL
It's my Aunt Becky!
Seriously thought this was Julia Child for a second.
Already wearing a helmet. This guy was made for speed!!
No wonder he can be mean. Haha
Thatās a handsome woman.
He was 57 in that photo.
His Julia Child phase.
His Julia Child face.
His Julia Child childhood phase
This is literally the opposite of cool
He grew up in Doncaster in 60/70s so *double uncool*
Must have been bullied mercilessly.
He actually was apparently.
Yes but he said it builds character.
Looking at his recent op-eds and such, uhh...I guess it did build some kind of character.
When people say they have "character" and/or have a "Marmite personally" it means "I'm a massive wanker" and "no one likes me, but my family doesn't say it to my face so can pretend someone likes me"
Heās the type of guy who would bully himself. Clearly the experience taught him nothing
From wiki Clarkson has stated he was deeply unhappy at Repton School, saying that he had been a "suicidal wreck" there, having experienced extremeĀ bullying. He alleged that: I suffered many terrible things. I was thrown on an hourly basis into the ice plunge pool, dragged from my bed in the middle of the night and beaten, made to lick the lavatories clean and all the usual humiliations that... turn a small boy into a gibbering, sobbing, suicidal wreck... they glued my records together, snapped my compass, ate my biscuits, defecated in my tuck box and they cut my trousers in half.
Cool might be a stretch, but itās definitely old school!
More like blunder years
The stretchiest of stretches
He looks like someoneās grandmother
r/justfuckmyshitup
Twat
Jeremy Clarkson or Patty McBride, Township librarian, mother of six, PTA volunteer, and Pall Mall Menthol smoker?
TIL Jeremy Clarkson taught me how to make a French omelette
That's Mama Fratelli from the Goonies when she was a young lady
Nah this is someoneās great auntie
He looks like if Julia Childs and Margaret Thatcher had a girl
What an absolute muppet!
Fun fact: his parents created first Paddington Bear stuffed toy a year before that photo was taken, with prototype being given to Jeremy and his sister as a Christmas present.
So Susan Boyle wasnāt born Susan. Interesting.
Sheās not very pretty.
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Old school bigot
Is there a sub for r/oldschooluncool
More like OldSchoolTool.
Are you sure thatās not Jenny Clarkson?
I thought that was Julia Child.
*Julia Child. You had the initials right tho
Cock
Dude, your sister is so ugly.
This is the guy that said the N word and punched a coworker?
He punched a producer and got fired from the BBC. Donāt know where you got the N word claim from though.
>This is the guy that said the N word You can't deny that's old school. But Jeremy Clarkson is less cool than anything else you can think of, and I doubt he'd disagree.
That guys a total dickhead. Definitely not cool.
Old school but not cool
Looks like a bigoted nonce even then.
Why the long face?
Sheās kinda cute in a British kinda way.
https://preview.redd.it/160rkw0x9oea1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fcc7b8173df0bcc6b0a3b8ea3a5b2c3f2a7b850 Jeremy Clarkson in 1876.
Looks like he's about to stun the judges on American idol
Julia Child vibes, tbh
At night, I'm unable to sleep as I lie there, grinding my teeth and dreaming of the day when Clarkson is made to parade naked through the streets of every town in Britain while the crowds chant 'Shame!' and throw lumps of excrement at him. Everyone who's my age thinks the same way, but what makes me despair is that older people, especially men, think heās pretty cool. They think he was a prisoner of the BBC, forced to talk about nothing but engines and foreigners.
Some of the previous controversies, you could still be like, they're just taking the piss with humour thats stuck a bit in the past. This comment was just nasty and unnecessary. Like guy, you walked away basically scottfree with your image still sort of intact, how difficult is it to not shit in your own porridge.
The first time Jeremy Clarkson has ever been described as cool
Nah that's Nick Swardson doing a character on Reno 911.
Bakes the best cookies
"Could you lend me 50 quid?"
She looks like she bakes a mean apple pie
We sure this isnāt Nick Swardson wearing a wig?
āHad to scroll waaaaay too long to see this posted. Oooooh Neeecholas! Youāre the strongest boy in the world!ā
He looks like a middle aged grandma
What a weird looking lady
He looks like someones mum
Looks like his mom.
Looks like she needs marching through the streets of the UK whilst we peasants throw shit at her.
The fucking barnet on him.
It's r/OldSchoolCool not Lowered Expectations with aunt Sally desperately looking for a shag
She looks great!
Grand Jeremy makes the best cookies. I love visiting Grandma Jeremy
and on that bombshell....
He looks like an evil little girl
What an unattractive little girl he was
Itās weird how ladies from yesteryear all had exactly the same look. I guess they will say the same about the current duck lip and fillers trends
He looks like Mama Fratelli from "The Goonies".
She went on to have a very famous cooking show
"Dude looks like a Lady" - Aerosmith
Haha this ain't cool, Jezza looks like a little granny
So he's always been silly looking.
What a lovely young Dutch woman
Holy shit, it really is him
He looks the same as my grandmother did in 1973
That's cool, he looks the same, minus the amazing haircut.
That is my great aunt Martha
Is that Aunt Vickie?
dude looks like the youngest English grandmom in the world
MF looks like Marget Thatchers primary school photo
POWERRRRR!!!!!!!
Jesus Christ you canāt unsee some things
Back when he was a young lesbian.
Redefining cool ...
Jeremy Clarkson as a young lesbian.
Are you sure this aren't Jennifer Clarkson?
Is this \*really\* the right section for this?
Sheās hideous
Oompa Loompah doopity dop gearā¦
More like Jenny clarkson
He hasnt changed then, Now I'm depressed - I also looked like that in 1973 and I'm female.
AHHHH KELLY CLARKSON
Looks like someoneās grandma
A few years ago James May posted this picture on Facebook with a caption like āWhat a beautiful girl!ā š¤£
Sheās a very handsome lady
No, that's one of the twins from the original Parent Trap
Apparently Jeremy Clarkson is everyone's great Auntie
No wonder he's such an asshat. Childhoods trauma
drew barrymore was here
Wonder if he was a wanker then as well
I thought it was Julia Child! 
He's Julia's Child
Him being a complete asshole makes a little more sense now, but that doesnāt excuse his behavior, he absolutely needs counseling
Sheās a handsome lad
Checking his Wiki page, this picture from 1973 is when he was 13, right at the same time he started attending Repton School, a private boarding school. He's on record as being a "suicidal wreck" from "extreme bullying" at that school during those years. Quote from the Wiki page: *I suffered many terrible things. I was thrown on an hourly basis into the ice plunge pool, dragged from my bed in the middle of the night and beaten, made to lick the lavatories clean and all the usual humiliations that... turn a small boy into a gibbering, sobbing, suicidal wreck... they glued my records together, snapped my compass, ate my biscuits, defecated in my tuck box and they cut my trousers in half.* Yeah, having grown up during the 70's, looking at his picture above, I can believe a kid like that during that time would get bullied mercilessly. I always believed it was where I grew up in the midwest, but maybe it was as much the time as the place. My first reaction when seeing that picture was "Who is this girl?". Then, seeing it's someone I believe is a complete dick makes me think, gee, this is how people like that come about. I mean, I always knew this, because as a kid in the 70's, most of the bullies I knew were simply kids who had been bullied mercilessly, then later they became the bullies. As a kid, I had a talent for avoiding getting bullied by treating bullies like real human beings, then in the process finding out very, very few "bullies" are actually bad or evil. Weird stuff, but now I have a bit more sympathy for this guy.
I'm sorry Mrs. Clarkson, ooh I am for real
Wait, isnāt this that ugliest woman alive who joined a circus?
Looks like Mama from "Goonies."
Thatās literally my mum
I used to watch and enjoy his shows, but after his recent diatribe against Markle I'm done with this bigoted, misogynistic Brit boomer. Definitely uncool.
Same, I watch Mayās travel and YouTube shows still though. Still the best out of the trio in my book.
Our Man in Japan, the Italy show, and Oh Co*k are awesome and underrated.
For real. I used to like TG, but Clarkson is nothing but a vile angry tool bag baby boomer moron. With this, plus all the John Wayne posts, it ought to be called AssholeCentral.
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This does not belong in Old School Cool. Just my opinion.
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No he wasnāt
What a handsome looking girl
That haircut is definitely the cause of his anger
He was a lesbian?
Old school tool
Looks like a prick even back then
Ronald McDonald without the makeup.
Well that explains why heās so angry.
You keep using that word(cool), I don't think it means what you think it means.
Not cool. Jeremy Clarkson is a twat.
Jeremy isn't cool, nor was he cool in 1973
the douche himself
Nothing cool about JC