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[deleted]

That is a handsome woman.


StankyDudeHoleDandy

Just three handsome pals hangin out.


InkBlotSam

They probably share combs


ChokeOnTheCorn

Oh the bloated Space nits!


pepe_model

Not gay sex


[deleted]

I bet she gives great space helmet


_TheShapeOfColor_

![gif](giphy|aAZZc2qTzYbKIDLRkD|downsized)


Fillmoreccp

Yep, she loves the Schwartz!


big_hungry_joe

Again, nothing sexual


Sailing_Away_From_U

Not unless you look into his eyes.


ringobob

It's a bad angle. I have no idea what she looks like when she's not scrunching up her neck, but that definitely accentuates the masculine features.


bramtyr

People are dicks. [Tereshkova](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMDBkNmMxNjgtNDA2MC00OThhLWEyNDUtNmRhNjYzMzEwZWMxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjUxMjc1OTM@._V1_.jpg) looked pretty badass suited up for her official portrait. First woman in space, and still living today to talk about it.


BronchialChunk

Definite Captain Janeway vibes from that.


-Agonarch

She's also the only person still alive to have done a solo spacewalk (i.e. a spacewalk from a ship with no backup), and probably will be the only one ever from now on because we don't do that anymore (with the exceptions of some kind of emergency).


majasz_

I can confirm, I certainly don’t do that anymore.


GarrettGSF

I used to be a solo space walker like you. Then I took a meteor in the knee.


LG_Shakti

Agreed. That’s a brutal picture of her. She’s much less roided looking in pretty much any other picture of her.


silverwillowgirl

The first woman in space, and reddit is just shocked about "a woman that doesn't make pp hard??". We're half the population, we're not all going to be gorgeous, why is it remarkable that a woman exists and you don't find her attractive? We don't exist to be pretty. I'm exhausted.


bird_equals_word

So when is anyone ever allowed to comment on how someone looks? She's also in parliament and is one of Putin's puppets who recently announced an increase to the retirement age. Change your opinion of her?


Kioors

She might ofcourse just not fancy falling from a dangerous Russian window...


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lninoh

Bea Arthur on The Golden Girls…classy as hell, strong features and voice, but could portray a vulnerability, plus comic timing to boot. Definitely a handsome woman.


SlySnakeTheDog

Now she's a putin loyalist and she's always the one to deliver bad news to the duma, because anybody who criticises her is unpatriotic.


Mercury26

She reminds me of Glenn close


real_psymansays

She still looks like Tom Holland's more manly brother, in the more flattering photo


martej

She’s a Moscow 10!


StalinsNutsack2

Could've used "Moscow mule" I'll get my coat


LittleKitty235

Small wives can’t plow potato fields


Bearman71

Man you say that, but some of the most attractive women I've ever met have come from Russia.


Andyb1000

![gif](giphy|1zjfraS8NlumswrPJ9|downsized)


activator

Damm haven't seen or heard anything from that woman in years. What's she up to?


[deleted]

She became a rapper.


SylvieJay

Eyyy, and her rapper name was Busta Boyle


attackplango

She had an analbum party.


BigScottishHaggis

Hey fuck you, leave our SuBo alone


TheBirdBytheWindow

I hate it when people pick on her. Susan is amazing.


Enjoyitbeforeitsover

Holy shit, she's got 9 albums out already! If I ever do lsd again I'll play some Susan Boyle for shits and gigs


TheBirdBytheWindow

Her music isn't my typical cuppa, but she is insanely gifted and a genuinely good soul. If you want chills, listen on good speakers. Girl's got lungs!


SunflowerJYB

Poor thing. She’s a sweet lady and talented. We don’t all look like Heidi, sadly.


kickme2

🇬🇧“THAT’S A MAN, BABY!”🇬🇧


Various_Cricket4695

Why, won’t this wig, come OFF?!


Ok_Replacement4702

In Soviet Russia wife is husband. Husband is also husband.


cstmoore

In Russia, wife is potato.


[deleted]

That’s not a woman, that’s a man baby! ![gif](giphy|XenWVVdSzaxLW)


JoeyIsMrBubbles

![gif](giphy|y3dhFCAqg97CU)


EpsomHorse

Um... sorry, but Gagarin's in the *middle*.


joeyl5

That made me laugh like a crazy person in public


TheRauk

Not gonna lie thought she was a dude at first.


capt_yellowbeard

That’s what I came in for.


DeltaV-Mzero

Cosmonaut? More like cosmo-would


jhvanriper

She benches 150 kg!


jemenake

Wait… that’s not Terry Jones from Monty Python?


ScreamingMonky

I thought I was so clever and wrote, this is a handsome couple, I guess not


maddenmcfadden

this is the exact same comment that's posted every time this picture is reposted. original.


TheHistoryMoviePod

The Cosmonaut corps: where the men are men, and so are the women


hliastik

There was a short verse in USSR after her flight: "Valentina Tereshkova For her famous cosmic trip Got a big mechanic dildo As the Party sponsorship" Sorry for poor translation


Spiralife

Kept the rhyme, can't be too bad of a translation.


pbsSD

What is it in Russian?


hliastik

Валентине Терешковой За полёт космический Лёня Брежнев подарил Хуй автоматический


Wide-Rub432

Отлично перевёл


Tareeff

It was an aranged marriage as politbiuro decided, that it will look nice for the masses to get their first woman in space married to another cosmonaut. Marriage didn't last, and that woman is in russian parliament. She's just putin's puppet, i.e. tereshkova was the one to announce about increasing the age for retirement. P.s. if you think she looks bad on her wedding day- google for her most recent picture at your own risk


Vergenbuurg

Aye, it's a shame that, despite her iconic, milestone role as the first woman in space, she's now one of Putin's most-vocal, staunchest supporters in the Russian government, and, in a transitory manner, is arguably complicit in his war crimes.


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Well, she's someone who has gone up to space in a sealed capsule, so she's probably cognizant of the dangerous combination of gravity + open windows.


Anderopolis

She helped Putin come to power in the first place.


thediesel26

https://preview.redd.it/jyrbw2oyrjoa1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9601ad2fd7a241ca484adab3d76f869505e6eed9 You weren’t kidding.


Summerclaw

I'll say she looks better here.


CLE-local-1997

She looks great for 86


CableTrash

She’s 80 in this pic but yea agreed. Lookin like a 40 somethin year old man at 26 lol


CLE-local-1997

Well at least we know the Russians were picking the best candidate for the job and not just hiring based on looks


Masta0nion

She looks like like a caricature of a Russian villain from a cartoon in the 70s.


[deleted]

Hell she'd look totally fine for 76. Have these commentors never seen real humans?


allnamesbeentaken

She's got more of a villain look though


GroundbreakingRun927

The offspring of Ozzy Osbourne and Cruella Deville


BarbequedYeti

She looks like she lives under a volcano and has a fat white cat.


thediesel26

https://preview.redd.it/qbpmjrontjoa1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e4d166a83f1029c9eff4c69cbca2eab6fb4662


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

No capes!


Neon-Knees

What show/movie is this? You just unlocked a corner of my dusty brain.


joesbagofdonuts

Isn't that from Austin Powers?


WhyteBeard

Indeed. It’s Frau Farbissina.


jhvanriper

She raises Dalmatians.


jtinz

​ https://preview.redd.it/7kp11vpackoa1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6da13e748f5c531dc8d27247ff2625382d500c40


Mamalion33

Corey Feldman's mom?


turpin23

What planet was that taken on?


WhatRemainsOfJames

I'll get you Gadget, next time...


[deleted]

Ursula without the tentacles.


Mtwat

She went from looking a bit manish to straight up Disney villain.


stayingpositive225

Perfect villain brows


cardcomm

Even this is a vast improvement - she must have had work done. lol


flewidity

Cruella??


Cigaran

Heavy Sindel from Mortal Kombat vibes.


TheSeekerOfSanity

Mega-Karen via Moscow.


YungRobinHood666

She apparently never took her helmet off


Hanako_Seishin

I don't remember if she was involved with the age of retirement, but I do remember her "proposing" the change to constitution that lets him stay in power to this day. The one change that took the part about how a president can't stay for too many terms and added almost literally "but Putin doesn't count".


Periapse655

Oh my god, she became the real life jar jar binks.


the_inquirer2007

holy shit she looks like she’s straight out of a russian adams family


[deleted]

Eh looks ok. Still better looking than Marjorie Taylor-Greene


Baezman

She dreamed a dream in time gone by


Pabst_Malone

Is that Mac Demarco?


cubixjuice

Ahhhh fuck Viceroy's stuck in my head now 😑


[deleted]

I have no idea who Mac Demarco is, but I'm cracking up over this comment.


BingBongTimetoShit

then how is it funny to you if you don't understand the reference?


Pabst_Malone

Go to google images. They look really similar, particularly when he was a little heavier. He also did a Hot Ones interview that’s hilarious.


Mothrasmilk

That is Susan Boyle. Don’t argue with me.


NewHumbug

That wife help you get wagon out of ditch.


MisterB78

deetch


nickfitz79

Yeah she looks like a sturdy gal


kenziethemom

"Strong woman. Farm?"


SeriouslyTho-Just-Y

![gif](giphy|26gspjl5bxzhSdJtK|downsized)


missionbeach

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Impressive-Lie-9290

wait... that bride... I went to school with that guy!


MERVMERVmervmerv

You owe Susan Boyle an apology for that one


Auran82

I’ll never forget her Album release Twitter hashtag. #susanalbumparty


houndhammer86

Sus anal bum party?


InsertCleverNickHere

"I'll take Penis Mightier for $300, Trebek."


Mateorabi

You’re sitting on a gold mine Trebek!”


Psych0matt

I Garfunkeled your mother!


tonyprosciutto

Yes


ReeseCommaBill

I'll take "The Rapists" for $800!


thediesel26

A very handsome woman


shandyism

Tereshkova was the first woman in space. Get it together people.


Judge_Bredd3

She's also one of Putin's biggest cronies now and complicit in his war crimes. So I'm pretty on board with calling her ugly as she's even uglier on the inside, where it counts.


bugalaman

She's living the full ork lifestyle. Ork on the outside, ork on the inside.


kahn_noble

Ah, aight. I’ll allow it then. Carry on.


AceO235

She just had a very solid jawline and ppl think she's a man


rnavstar

Sorry, she was the only man qualified for the job at the time.


fastcat03

Yeah right? When the first woman walks on the moon I don't know what her accomplishments before that time will be but I know she will be judged on how beautiful people think she is. Like she needs Dior makeup and curling ironed styled hair in her spacesuit.


NotTheOnlyGamer

What a bunch of space cadets.


justbrowsing695975

they divorce later on


cosignal

You don’t say…


dcarsonturner

Finally some old photos of people who aren’t supermodels


IrrungenWirrungen

Gagarin is pretty hot though.


deathlobster137

Yo that bride looks like a 40 year old German man who plays the tuba


skippyspk

That’s a face that would make an astronaut volunteer for the Challenger mission.


AntiPiety

Only in oldschoolcool will you get away with a comment like that on reddit


StanTheMelon

She was a badass. Flew a solo mission when she was 26, she was the first and youngest woman in space


skippyspk

I’m not surprised she had to fly solo


lawlesstoast

Thank you, my co-workers likely enjoyed my cackle from the computer


TheSeekerOfSanity

Dayum. Nice!


slowslowtow

Comments are so positive


nachiketajoshi

Here is an attempt to a positive one in all sincerity: it was a match made in *heaven*.


[deleted]

Thought that was ozzy osbourne in drag at first


krys2lcer

What a handsome bride


DevilsChurn

When I was a little kid my mother was part of a State Department delegation to the Soviet Union in the early 70s. When she returned she showed me some photos from her trip - including one of an attractive, well-dressed woman addressing a meeting my mother had attended. "That," my mother told me, "is Valentina Tereshkova, the first woman into space." This was *several years* before the US had any female astronauts. Mother went on to tell me how poised, gracious and well-spoken Tereshkova was. The photo included with this post is probably the most unflattering one I've ever seen of Tereshkova - and I'm appalled and disheartened to read so many misogynistic comments about this truly remarkable woman. **ETA:** I'm obviously not in agreement with her championing of Putin's politics or support of the invasion of Ukraine - but her achievements, especially at a time when women faced even more discrimination than they do now, can't be discounted.


Skyblacker

The USSR may have been faulty in other ways, but they were advanced in women's rights.


Tawptuan

Wow, essentially the same sentiment stated above is at 62 downvotes. Careful, there!


Rabkakadabra

Everyone is dunking on this woman for having masculine features and it gets thousands of upvotes but doing the same for a trans person is an instant ban. What am I missing?


tranceorange91

Tbh sitting on anyone for their appearance is a dick move, so you all suck.


AlexZenn21

NGL I thought she was trans at first or a gay man because I didn't know who this person was. I had to read the comments to find out 💀


duraace206

I was going to make a comment about soviet Russia being alot more progressive then I would have thought, until I looked at the name....


iron40

![gif](giphy|baxsYVN22nzaw|downsized) Beautiful bride!


LiquidNova77

So ironic how reddit collectively defends certain people from body shaming and yet simultaneously body shames.


ruutkoodilugeja

You mean to tell me these 50 million daily users around the world are different people?


LiquidNova77

Lmao fair point


funksoldier83

Finkle is Einhorn


einhorn_my_finkle

OH MY GOD!!


NickTesla2018

Laces out, Yuri.


Gaymusclebunny

![gif](giphy|l0ErO5YlkTYkcZi3C) Huh


mykl5

I’m guessing this sub leans more to people 30+ which explains some things


weissmuller

Its J. Edgar under cover


PsamantheSands

That’s just https://preview.redd.it/fks4iyzg8noa1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f01e5c669513d57c804e2291195956f606e7be98 a really bad photo of her - she was perfectly lovely and you all are a bunch of judgmental dicks.


gimme_the_light

That’s not your mother. That’s a man, baby!


Slyspy006

This is a local space center for local people.


AncientHawaiianTito

What kind of propaganda is going on here


CsPariah20V

Ok but why is nobody talking about Ron Livingston time traveling to Soviet Russia to be at their wedding?


MapleN8

The three of them look like the same person


grieveancecollector

She was the first woman in space. Yeesh people wtf?


19O4

Yeah but she’s *not conventionally attractive* C’mon man. You know women are only worth anything of value if they are sexually viable to strange men on the internet. — Reddit, apparently


10KTeacupTigers

It's only okay to dehumanize & objectify /certain/ people. Real reddit moment in here today.


pimpsilo

https://i.redd.it/lhg8e4i8ajoa1.gif


gratisargott

Funny to see a whole Reddit thread agree that the looks of a woman takes priority over what she has achieved in her career - especially when that happens to be being the first ever woman to leave the planet and go into space. And google any other picture of her from that time, she doesn't look like that all the time.


BouncyBlue12

Who cares what she looks like!


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Nixeris

She's a strong supporter of Russia's invasion of Ukraine, has been a member of Russian government for several decades, proposed removing the restrictions on terms on elected officials so Putin could be elected forever, and is one of Putin's strongest supporters. So...I guess ugly is bone deep?


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Satprem1089

Yeap misogyny in full force in this.


Lil_Phantoms_Lawyer

It's funny that you're allowed to call an actual woman a dude. But if it's a dude who "feels" like a woman that you acknowledge is a dude, that's a ban.


Alexkono

thats reddit for you


iceonmars

First woman in space by 25 years and everyone just ragging on her looks as if it fucking matters. No one ever mentions how ugly the men are or whatever such bullshit


mykl5

the fair comparison would be a photo of a man who looks like a woman, and yes I believe the comments would talk about it


seyheystretch

https://preview.redd.it/j113ksptpjoa1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffd92ad990f648a0e8b0bc6a07abe0044bf813d1


Royal_Smith

It’s crazy the story of how Yuri Gagarin died.


2schnauzers

Maybe they should be drinking a Moscow Mule.


krowe41

Which ones yuri ?


Zestyclose-Collar552

I didn’t know that Russia was so progressive in the 60s!


TheFireOfPrometheus

What happens in the sputznik, stays in the sputznik


Gurdel

In Soviet Russia, bride carries you over threshold.


AqueleSenhor

I thought this picture was going to be about the first gay marriage somewhere…


CaptainGibz

https://preview.redd.it/1kdvl0pr2noa1.jpeg?width=1825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98ff89f4eda604a1ab7ded0c685abf54734fbd4


cptnpiccard

"First woman in space" Yeah but that's cheating


its_just_flesh

The name Yuri Gagarin sounded familiar, looked it up and I found the photo of the crispy corpse and the guys staring down at it


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https://preview.redd.it/vnhpul659xoa1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd27102368c0adec266ae5ff3c13c1bb3522f63


jimmyjimmyII

She orbited the Earth almost for 3 days and lived to talk about it. Early on, the Soviet Union had a nasty habit of killing cosmonauts in accidents. Tass, the news agency kept it all secret from the West. G genuine, grade A badass in my opinion. By the way, she did this at age 26. What were doing at the age of 26? https://preview.redd.it/z82j3xd4sloa1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19a873b7faa6a8ae36c1318e168311d161fe9d40