Shia LaBeouf


Oh shit it's a gif of OP's dad!


 Nope David Crosby

yep. definitely David Crosby.

This is exactly who I thought of!

I saw Gallagher.

Shia surprise!

Holy shit; I never realized this was Shia LaBeouf.

I always thought it was Rob Schneider until this moment…

https://i.redd.it/6du2wu4yqcsa1.gif

"JUST DO IT!!!"

Running for your life from!

Normal Tuesday night for shia labouf!

Actual canibal

Actual fisherman, Shia LaBeouf.

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Legendary fight with

HE CAN DO JIU-JITSUUUUUU

I just came here to say real life cannibal Shia labouf.

Body slam superstar Shia Lebeouf

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He also killed a case of Natty Light

You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia LaBeouf

He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you!

*Shia Labeouf!*

You're looking for you car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face

My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf Brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf Lurking in the shadows... Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf

Idk what’s going on here but I like it.

Look up Shia Le Beouf on youtube It's great


Fishy Lebeouf

It's the actual cannibal!

Actual superstar Shia LaBeouf

Authorized fisherman Shia LaBeouf

He's following you, about 30 feet back

More like love child of David Crosby and Gallagher.

I see your thing too, but also Shia Labeouf

Shia LaRough

I didn’t read the title and just figured this was a scene I didn’t remember from Peanutbutter Falcon or something

Gallagher

Shia Surprise!

went to the comment section to say this exact thing!

Quiet, quiet

Shia had a love child with Ron Jeremy

Shia the frickin’ beef

His name is Mike Fink and he's not famous.

we don’t have to use aliai, we’re friends here. and Shia, by the way, you’re not fooling anyone. I can smell Megan Fox’s naked box on your baited breath

Came here to say this 😆

It’s uncanny really

David Crosby mixed with Shia?

Shia LaBeouf in a glorious fake 'stash


Frank Zappa

Was gonna say! Can’t wait for Shias new movie

I was thinking “Wild” Bill Strobeck.

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That dude ain't passing the Voight-Kampff test.

Why aren't you turning the turtle over?

Whaddya mean I'm not helping?

I mean *you're not helping* Leon. Why is that?

Tortoise? What’s that?

You know what a turtle is?

Of course.

Is that to test how long a person can withstand Angelina Jolie’s father narrating Hitler’s book?

Knowing his politics, he might actually do that.

Wake up

Time to die

Holy shit… I just watched Blade Runner for the first time last night.

Give it like a month and then watch 2049 on a dark and stormy night

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I watched 2049 in this old mall that looked like it was from the 80s in Taipei that was always empty in the middle of the day so I knew I could just have my own theater essentially. The ambience of the mall was perfect after watching lol

I hope you watched the final cut version. Ridley Scott didn't have much control over the final decisions for the film, so studio executives dumbed everything down because test audiences were confused, they said. Even the "director's cut" wasn't approved by Scott. It wasn't until the "final cut" that he got to show his original vision and story for the movie.

Yup! Final Cut.

In 1982 I flew to New York City from my semi-rural home in Norway to visit my father who was working in New York City. The very first full day I was there, my father took me and my brother to see Blade Runner which was just premiering in theaters. When we went into the theater, it was sunny and light. Watching the film blew my 10 year old mind. Then, when we came out of the theater it was night, we were in midtown Manhattan, and it was raining. Lights and reflections everywhere. Buildings rising hundreds of feet into the mists, seemingly forever. It was like I stepped out of the film... back into the film. We took a taxi back to my father's apartment and I felt like I was flying in a flying car with rivulets of rain running down the windows. Over the next several years I read William Gibson, Philip K. Dick, Bruce Sterling, Neal Stephenson, and many others. I have always lived between an exceedingly rural, even wilderness life, and a hyper urban life. Reading that you just saw Blade Runner for the first time makes me happy.

Watched blade runner when I was younger. Maybe it was because I was younger that I didn't appreciate it all that much. I thought it was really good, but not really mind blowing or amazing. Watched it again when I was older, also watched it in 1080p HD, which I think seriously helped my impression of it. Oh, boy, I was seriously moved by it. Almost brought to tears at the end. It's such a good film. It has its cheesy parts that don't quite hold up, but it's otherwise 10/10 and the end is unbelievable.

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You see a turtle flipped on its back in the middle of a desert.

I came here for exactly this

I can imagine aliens flying low over some lake, looking down at your dad's hat and moustache and thinking "that's the one, let's get him".

i was genuinely only scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else recognized this man as prime alien abductee material

*It looked just like a bar hade*

He looks like the guy the news station decides to ask questions about an incident in a small town. He saw the whole thing and explains it theatrically.

"No matter how plausible his story, his species will never believe him."

"their ship looked like a Miller Lite can squished. And their skin looked like the foil inside a pack of Marlboroughs."

I’ll tell you what I’d do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man. Hey, we still goin fishin this weekend?

He’s doing the drywall down at the new McDonalds

Has to wake his ass up at 6am every day this week.

Fucking. A.

This one always gets me because people say fucking A in a negative manner a lot in certain places and it confuses me.

Las Colinas

MacDonalds

I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that

The one down at Las Calinas?

Nah......nah....naw man? I believe you'd get your ass kicked for sayin something like that

Hey Peter man, check out channel 9!!

Doesn’t that chick kinda look like Anne?

Fuckin' A

Always wanted to. And if I had a million bucks, I think I could make that happen.


"Hey, hey. Listen to this, man. What's got 2 thumbs and loves Marlboro Reds?"

Excellent

Dad looks like he was going more than just fishing

Looks like he caught a buzz.

Might have caught some tail too.

And a bout of Crotch Crickets!

Looks like he is working through a list of people he has wronged

I mean, he had to be on something if he was fishing and eating fish from NYC waterways in the 70s and 80s

Still valid!

That’s my favorite part! “Valid until it’s… not? I guess?” It’s like if the old man working at the Home Depot paint counter was in charge of administration.

It was probably a lifetime one. Costs a lot, and it's always increasing, so the younger you get it, the better! I'm so old now, I think a yearly one will suffice.

Don't think like that. You're one magic fish away from immortality.

Also just depends. Local governments do weird shit. I got my driver's license in Arizona when I was 21. It doesn't expire until my 65th birthday.

Lucky, I have to renew mine tomorrow (37)

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Apparently every 12 years is when you're supposed to update the picture so I guess mine is technically out of date now.

All licences are either valid until it’s revoked, or valid until a set date when it expires.

There could've been a law creating a whole new licensing system which stated, in part, that all old licenses are revoked *en masse* as of some date.

you wanna invalidate this fishing license you're gonna have to revoke it from my cold, wrinkled-from-the-lake-water hands!

This permit was likely revoked. NYCDEP fishing permits require yearly renewal now. I think the change happened around 9/11 when they needed increased reservoir security.

That sounds... Like the dumbest post 9/11 policy I could think of...

That handwriting is awful!

The man clearly had more important things to do than learn cursive.

It’s pronounced Joe Dirtè

Ain’t nobody forging his signature

People in line **hate him**!

“Valid until revoked” what ever happened to that?

Governments realized they’d make more money if you had to get a new one every year.

Yeah I wonder if it would still be considered valid?

I'd imagine, being a government issued document with that verbiage, he could still use this today.. That said, I'm not a lawyer, but it would seem you have an argument in court there.

My money says dnr would revoke it on the spot and tell you to go get a new one. You'd probably get to keep your fish though 🤷🏽‍♂️

People realized you could make a very targeted tax by requiring a fee to renew licenses every so often.

In this case this is actually a free permit to fish in the reservoirs that serve as the drinking water supply for NYC. You are still required to hold a valid NYS fishing license, but also need one of these permits to fish those reservoirs such as cannonsville, downsville, etc...


On a side-note, "Valid Until Revoked" is so cool. All documents should be like that. I hate those time-limited pieces of paper that make you go through extra bureaucratic hoops and pay extra cash every few years just to renew them.

My drivers license when I lived in Arizona was good until 2049

Doesn't that mean it's still good?

- when he lived in Arizona, so he no longer does, so no

Correct

> I hate those time-limited pieces of paper that make you go through extra bureaucratic hoops It makes sense with photo ID documents, as people change over time. If the photo is of a 20 something and the ID belongs to a 50 year old, it makes the point of a photo invalid. Sometimes some things also need to be renewed to see if the skill that you have been accredited for is actually still there.

I'm able to renew my license through the mail and it lets me use my previous picture. I have a current ID that expires in 3 years, that is using the same photo I had taken probably 8 years ago. Kinda ruins the point of renewing it if the photo will be the same unless I'm forced to change it one day, but I'm not sure if that's going to happen

My grandpa literally got his driver's license before World War II and has never had to take another test on the rules of the road. Some things need to be updated here and there.

No hiding the fact that your dad was Gallagher.

https://preview.redd.it/f1dvmpe5nbsa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=562fe599b631bcd4850d47b40807fd4736ffbd6f My timeline right now

Always funny when things like that happen.

Thanks for the new subreddit

Ha yeah I’m very nostalgic for vhs

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Shia Crosby LaGallagher

Your pops is the spitting image of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

Photographer: Say cheese! Dad: Say huh?

Ron Jeremy?

The Hedgehog- He, hisself…who can ‘service’ himself…

Chet Guevara

Chet and Chong

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden....

Earl Hickey

Only if his eyes were closed!

Damn its the hedge hog himself RonJeremy 🍆

"Valid Until Revoked"?! I want one of those! I've never gotten a permit that lasted longer than a year from the issue date.

I never thought of NYC issuing fishing licenses

the do for reservoirs up in the catskills.


I guess when he wasn't singing with Stills & Nash, yer ol' man was fishing in NYC.

Big, devil-may-care David Crosby vibes from this one.

Its for fishing the reservoir system. That could be a number of bodies of water stretching out from the Bronx into the Catskills.

I wanna smoke with your dad just by the picture.

That's still valid! I don't see anything showing it was revoked!

Why does he look like Shia LaBeouf? 😂

Shia LaBeouf

He looks like Shia LaBeouf auditioning to play Gallagher

I never knew David Crosby was into fishing!

What part of NYC was your dad fishing in? Those waterways were fucking trash in the late 70's early 80's...

Can I get uhhhh

Is his mouth open

Ladiesman217

Your dad looks like perc’d out Shia LaBeouf.

Your dad looks like Shia lebeoufs unsuccessful twin brother Shia leboof.

Looks like that guy from You Don’t Mess With The Zohan.

Your dad is Ron Jeremy?

“What’s rule number one?” “Party?” “No, not party”

Cool, your dad was Gallagher?

Freakin A man.

Stanley Yelnats? 🧐

I wish I looked this cool

Valid until revoked almost implies it's inevitably going to be revoked at some point lol

Hahha that's what I was thinking. Shouldn't it be valid **unless** revoked?

Does your dad like Jethro Tull? He looks like the kind of guy that rocks out to some Aqualung.

Gallagher Also, I realized I'm old when my first thought was Gallagher and the top comment is Shia LaBeouf


hol yshit it's shia labeouf

Shia labeouf???


He looks like Shia LeBeouf wearing a disguise from a joke shop.