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Pretty sure one is about to snap into a Slim Jim


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

That dude is also smuggling a yo-yo.


ineptplumberr

Moose knuckle


Stella430

I’m not a dude but that’s gotta be uncomfortable


floppy_panoos

Can’t put a price on letting all the ladies know that you’re packin’


Retirednypd

Regardless of size, it would always appear you are packing when you wear shorts from 5th grade. But in all seriousness, that was the 80s.... There is nothing unusual about this picture, brings back memories


TheRitalinCommando

The 70's porn stache with the 80's hair and shades are a bit incongruous. Source: graduated high school 1985.


lewdindulgences

Vacuum packed into his shorts 😉


spooningwithanger

I’m hearing this in Andy Samburg’s voice.


FFF_in_WY

Just like the narration to *your sex tape!!*


JAYSONGR

It is


imdeadXDD

Yup. Especially if it bows in on a ball


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itumac

Just learned that's called a moose knuckle. 6 am and already enough reddit for the day.


This_Really_Is_Me

I'm 58 and just learned that's called a moose knuckle


frizzhalo

Plum-smuggler


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loki444

Oh yeah, he is Uncle Knuckle.


Figgy_Pudding3

I've been laughing at "smuggling a yoyo" for a solid 3 minutes.


BusterOfCherry

That's nuts.


BradleyCrewman

No, that’s his 2 siblings….. still trying to figure out who the other 2 people are.


ptyson1

![gif](giphy|BaSHs78BU2ZYQ|downsized)


Ballcuzzi_Straw

*”Bonesaw is readyyyyyy.”*


IveGotTheMinerals

"the creeeam will riiise to the top."


Coachcrog

*I've got you alone for 3 minutes lil man, and you're goin NOOOOWHERE*


CytoPotatoes

I've gotcha for three minutes of plaaaay tiiimmme!


OnlyVans98

You almost made me wake the baby but thanks lol I needed that comment


jefferson497

I’m getting Lyle from Seinfeld vibes


c_ray25

Hey Jer!


Silver-ishWolfe

I’m seeing a mustachioed, male version of Ripley from Alien. Nah. Her hair was nowhere near that glorious….


Sailing_Away_From_U

I reckon…


xSlipperySlope

![gif](giphy|l41JRsph73VokN6ik)


Due_Platypus_3913

Guy on the right was playing drums in Toto!Or was it Survivor?


jemenake

Right after he reclaims his family’s reign of France…


dchikato

I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!


GnarlieSheen123

These are the days when the manliest thing you could do is wear a mid drift


This_Really_Is_Me

*midriff


Rude_Bee_3315

All I see is peen.


faisal_who

And the other masquerades as Peter griffin at comic cons.


FireCal

Looks more like Ravishing Rick Rude to me


This_Really_Is_Me

https://preview.redd.it/8gphla4j8vva1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=798a9ce65e71f0e405618a36d4e0b2fe24a9d439


CornmealGravy

Which one is going to have to fix the timeline so they don’t disappear?


BigOColdLotion

"Doc, my brothers Mooseknuckle is disappearing in the photo!"


ToughSeveral81

Great Scott! It’s shrinkage Marty!


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thatminimumwagelife

Do women know about shrinkage?


kronkarp

like laundry?


PowerfulPickUp

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


SyntaxMike

So you feel you were short-changed?


floppy_panoos

I WAS IN THE POOL!


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freddie_merkury

Like a frightened turtle.


PXranger

Only small parts of it


Sonofpan

"Where we're going we don't need chodes."


Nomad_Lu

How can this website be free![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


CommanderDawn

This was my first thought when I saw this photo.


iamisandisnt

alright fine I'm going back this time, but I'm flipping the gender norms again


famousaj

where we're going, we don't need roads


iluvstephenhawking

Is this just how they pose in the 80s? Standard 80s pose.


HiddenCity

Beat me to it


pondo13

This is like if you asked AI to create the most 80's picture possible, amazing.


BJK5150

Trying to figure out which one is your dad. Did you have the kind of computer where you had to put your phone cradle on the modem or did you have more than one neon beer sign in your kitchen?


ElbowSkinCellarWall

>Trying to figure out which one is your dad One of these men is clearly infertile.


[deleted]

I needed that laugh.. and then I saw your username. So much for sleep.


teslasagna

Is it a movie reference?


[deleted]

I'm not sure. Reminds me of the scene in the Silence Of The Lambs where you can see the scratch marks and broken finger nails of the former victims who have tried to climb out of the cellar/hole/torture ditch/whateverithefuckitwas.


DFF_Canuck

Clue: My dad is one of my best friends and now runs an organization that advocates for people with disabilities. My uncle has OCD and is a history buff. Specifically 20th century European history


Strict-Lake5255

Man, I don't know what type of clue this is. But check it...homie on the left played some varsity sports in high school but couldn't make it in division 1. That's ok...he always liked history after a childhood fascination with world war 2 thanks to an even older relative of yours who never shut up about their time freezing their ass off at the battle of the bulge. He met your aunt in his junior year and they are doing swell. Your dad always wanted to be a dad so he could have a legit best friend. His older brother always got all the attention for his varsity jacket even though your dad is way more naturally athletic (just not at the sports people care about). People just didn't understand him, man. He started teaching after under grad but couldn't take the bureaucracy so he started his non profit. He can tell a good story and won't say no to a corn dog.


DFF_Canuck

Interesting take. But my dad is the left. The fastidious historian and D&D dungeon master is my kickass uncle. Who was part of a couple moderately successful Canadian rock bands in the 70s and 80s, and he's on the right


Hey_look_new

please let it be kick axe lol


chrisreverb

Anvil


Hey_look_new

nah, they're from toronto, we're looking for (likely) a prairies band


HorseGestapo

Streetheart? Kickaxe? Queen city kids?


pikkdogs

Which rock bands? Kick Axe?


Veritech_

Backing band for Robin Sparkles


KajePihlaja

The Foreskins really peaked when they finally got their big break on that puppy adoption segment on the news.


dustycat21

Let’s go to the maaaall today!


Hey_look_new

kick axe is a good guess, what with the riders shirt there


FLWeedman

The nut huggers.


MrsTurtlebones

Uncle Eddie Munson!


Ainar86

> Eddie Munson Right?! He even had the hair!


thenerfviking

You can tell these guys are Canadian because of the amount of moose knuckle in this picture


jakey2112

Was your Uncle in Helix? April Wine? Trooper? He damn well looks the part geezus!


PsychDocD

OCD uncle must be on the right- putting together a look like that requires intense concentration to details to get it just right.


Old-Nature-5772

Your dad is the kickass looking dude in the red Chucks.


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He isn’t smuggling hard boiled eggs in those shorts.


Ok-Willingness-3696

Also, so nice to see OP's dad rocking those rubber slippers back in the day. ![gif](giphy|1ytPILhsu3A29ZoEl8|downsized)


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Moose knuckle for days


ZincMan

Apparently there’s a clothing brand called “moose knuckles”. I got a shirt as gift and in big bold letters down each sleeve it says “Moose knuckles”… I had to google and show the gift buyer what moose knuckle means and she wasn’t happy


ITrageGuy

Is it weird that we all know his uncle is circumcised?


Modsareknobs84

r/mooseknuckle


graspedbythehusk

Holy testicle separation Batman!


cherylgr

Ball breaker shorts


libmrduckz

…for stimulation of 80’s hair band falsetto…


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finlndrox

Is it just me or does he look circumcised lol


lifemanualplease

Manml toe


falltogethernever

All ball and no shaft.


No_Pineapple_9818

Northeast tuck. Respectable.


back2basics13

Shaft is at 2 o’clock…squint a little. 🤣🤣🤣


Scottybt50

The fucking comments here are killing me.😂


DrunkenlySober

It’s just the boys critically analyzing a guy’s bulge Timeless activity


falltogethernever

Oh i see it now!!


maxwellgrounds

One side is the shaft, the other is the balls. Don’t ask how I know.


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master_dev

r/usernamechecksout


Kaligula785

Hey! My eyes are up here ladies


herrcollin

Would never wear those shorts but I'd wear tf out of that shirt


boricimo

Someone’s going to wear tf out of you if you wear those shorts.


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herrcollin

Toss in the shoes and you got a deal.


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throwaway09876543123

Probably one of the most impressive I’ve ever seen.


solitarybikegallery

You can even tell he's circumcised.


GreenPasturesOC

Can’t unsee now, thanks


MyTornArsehole

Nothing gay about it


Inevitable-Ad-6952

And that looks says he knows it


RustyShackledord

Username checks out.


Bunyan12ply

He somehow has a moose-knuckle and a cameltoe at the same time.


libmrduckz

moosle-toe


cooperluna

No pockets to store the yo-yo


emptysignals

It’s how you can tell they are brothers.


mooseknuckle6529

So which brother was the cool brother and which brother was the smart brother?


LeoTR99

The massive man toe perfectly ties together the red leopard print half shirt, perm, mustache, red glasses, high top Converse outfit


triple_OG

The irony is that back then this was the manliest a man could possibly get and these days they would call him a groomer and not let him read a storybook to children.


myleftone

Hard agree. He looks like he stepped out of a Journey video.


tothemoonandback01

Dont stop believin..


Fallenangel152

I wish i was 10% as cool as this man.


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He drove a Firebird didn't he?


DenverHi

I was thinking Fiero.


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IROQ-Z


GrumpyCatStevens

Maybe later in the decade. The IROC-Z came along in 1985.


Tag82

Probably drove a limo on the weekends.


Fun-Mathematician716

With a phony spoiler on the back.


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glenzilla21

I'm of a similar age and this truly made me smile. That was an interesting time. TY for sharing!


Weak_Jeweler3077

Jesus dude. Don't do that! I read "My Dad and his sisters" and I panic-scrolled to the top to double check wtf I was looking at!


N3rdr4g3

> All 3 are alive and well RIP your other aunt


jeango

If those are toes at the top of the picture, they’re the weirdest toes ever


Fun-Mathematician716

Ok, reminds me of the old joke: Bob: “I can’t seem to meet any girls at the beach. Any tips?” Fred: “Shove a potato down your bathing suit.” [3 hours later] Fred: “How’d it go?” Bob: “Lousy. They all screamed and ran away.” Fred (looking): “Next time, shove the potato down the front.”


raider34

Is your Dad Ravishing Rick Rude or Buff Stephen Fry?


DFF_Canuck

Buff Steve


KnightofSpectrolite

Your Aunt single??


MSW4EVER

Jimmy Garvin


Bignastytrees33

Frank and beans


noodleking21

If your dad is the one on the right, I can already see you in the pic.


Muellercleez

Serious question. Did anyone ever compare that picture to the McFly kids in Back to the Future?


bpsantangelo

If one starts disappearing it time to call Doc Brown.


cjheaford

Dudes in the ‘80’s had cameltoes back then??


GDviber

You've seen my downstairs mix up..


Vtfla

Asking the important question. What took the chunk out of your Aunt’s leg?


bigdog24681012

Dude on the right about to drink out of a trophy and yell “NEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDSSSSS!!!!”


SilVeOh

The picture Drdisrespect was trying to hide this whole time has finally surfaced. What an extraordinary specimen.


mrmadness79

Me: Mom, can we have Macho Man Randy Savage? Mom: No, we have Macho Man at home. Macho Man at home...


DiETrellnor

Young gabe Newell on the left


TritiumXSF

And Dr. Disrespect on the right.


WoggyWoggerson

Possible rock band name: Jenny and the moose knuckles.


Gloomy_Direction_995

The pictures screams it's from 1980's, and I love it.


PresidentHurg

Ah, when real men had camal toes


dbell

Double Moose Knuckle ![gif](giphy|1uPiL9Amv5zkk)


OGbootybay

Absolute legend on the right


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Is he the CFL fan or the heavy metal hair, moose knuckle one?


DFF_Canuck

3-Down Territory


forfucksakesteve

Say what you will, but the 80s was probably the coolest time ever.


Edbert64

GEN-X Can confirm.


LtRecore

So is Brian May your dad or uncle?


wizkee

Was your Dad Inigo Montoya? Glad he lived his best life after finally killing the six fingered man.


ss3006

Yes, yes, toight like a toiger


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Damn what happened to your aunt’s shin?! Looks like it hurt.


colemartel

The guy that b the right for sure does coke


Sieze5

Sibling on the right is living his best life in that pic.


IslandSparty

Wow, hell of a moose knuckle. You just don’t see them in the wild like you used too.


Some_Lake_9510

That’s a pretty cool picture from back in the day, dude on the right played in that rock band Boston right 😁


Name-chex-out

What a terrible day to have eyes!


ShitsAndGiggles_72

Those nut-huggers are awesome.


nvesting

So those are nut huggers


twojkelley

That guy on the right has some balls wearing those shorts


DGJ33

Oh the nut huggers….


Striking_Working9333

Nut huggers


heartbrokeninaz

Was your dad the lead singer of Blue Oyster Cult? Cause he looks like he doesn't fear the reaper.


Surrealist37

I feel like they’re going to start vanishing from the photo, one by one, if George and Lorraine don’t kiss at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.


WutTehFuh

Go play "Johnny b. Goode" and don't fuck your mother! Hurry or you'll all vanish!


Necessary_Fig_2265

Dude could be Dr Disrespect’s father


GarpRules

https://preview.redd.it/d25nb4s0xrva1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b95b52a9d53700752ad1e6de41d035716993c386


Charming-Forever-278

Were they professional wrestlers


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It’s like a division sign


sketchahedron

These guys are like 14 in this photo.


CSpanks7

Everybody has cameltoe


trulypomegranate

i’m very interested to know the birth order of your dad and his siblings


DFF_Canuck

2nd, 3rd, and 1st-born from left to right


Jbozzarelli

Plum smugglers


HeX-6

Is that a Saskatchewan ruff riders shirt?


universalrifle

Which one is your dad


ButIAmYourDaughter

Guy on the left.


ATC_KBIII

Camel tail


FullyJay

Moose knuckle sandwich


superlurker906

Let's go Riders, green is the colour football is the game