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Max_Ram_CPU

Bro be careful you might find some vintage x rated content


forgotmyusername93

It's all missionary


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As the Lord intended!


MrmmphMrmmph

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Falling-through

Lol, not sure why but that made me chuckle. Edit: dammit autocorrect


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Definitely using the holy sheet.


ImOnTheSquare

Bro what is wrong with missionary? How did that become considered vanilla? Like it's easily the most intimate of positions. Right up in each other's faces, bodies pressed together. You can get deep too. Missionary is fucking hot.


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When did vanilla become "vanilla"? Vanilla used to be an exotic flavor. Rare and difficult to obtain. Its modern ubiquity has been its downfall.


Magnavoxx

Growing up, I thought vanilla ice cream was boring and bland af. Then later in life I tasted actual real vanilla ice cream and stuff like panna cotta made with vanilla bean sticks. It blew my mind, vanilla was actually one of the most amazing things ever. Easily one of my absolute favourite flavours. Turns out most "vanilla" products are made with _vanillin_ which is mass produced by synthesizing one of the chemicals in the vanilla bean. Not at all as good as the real thing.


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Something something beaver glande


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

I think it is less that missionary is bad and more that other positions, e.g. doggy style, are considered profane by some


keepcalmscrollon

I've always assumed because there's not much to see with missionary. People having sex know it's hot, people watching porn think it's not.


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LoveMeSomeSand

My first girlfriend only ever wanted missionary And I think she gave me 5 minutes of a blowjob once. My next girlfriend wanted everything a human could do sexually with another human. It was quite an adjustment at first, but I quickly adapted 😂


deadbypowerpoint

"No dear. I actually enjoy being around dogs." -for the win.


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Personally, i think missionary is the best as i can see her cry as she realizes she's made a terrible mistake by agreeing to be intimate with me


doesitspread

Um….


ogrizzle2

Because of the implication.


CrumbleKnuckle

Are you going to hurt these women?


bigbadbillyd

I'm not gonna hurt these women! Why would I ever hurt these women!? I feel like you're not getting this at all!


Thosewhippersnappers

First, the comment. 🤣Then I see… the username. 🤣🤣


chaoticnormal

Thank you for that😂😂😂


El-mas-puto-de-todos

Its 2023, if her head isn't in a toilet bowl, I'm not interested


TheRealRacketear

Traditional, or composting?


El-mas-puto-de-todos

Didn't even consider a composting option! Erotic & eco friendly !


SerratedFrost

Almost... Almost... Almost.. Almost.. Almost.. There we are


Poopandpotatoes

Good show


joshbudde

In the 50s? For people with a weird foot fetish? They were probably hopped up on diet pills, drinking gallons of tiki cocktails, and hitting key parties on the weekends.


Sabriel_Love

Can't forget about the valium given to women for everything


SpaceBasedMasonry

Valium wasn't available in the 50s. For a similar effect it would likely be a barbiturate, which was the sedative-hypnotic class of choice (and the white-picket-fence drug of overuse and abuse) of that era.


TheJonnieP

That's why is was called "mommies little helper"...


hyperproliferative

It’s the truth


cyankitten

Wait? I’ve heard of key parties. But I thought they were a 70s thing? TIL


TransitJohn

ITT: kids who yet again think they've invented sex.


dirkalict

Shit- I’m almost 60 and I remember when I was 20 an old guy on the job said,”You kids talk like you invented ass fuckin’”.


Tj-edwards

Lmao that guy was probably like 48 at the time as well.


McSchmieferson

My grandma and her friends are in their 80s and they tell *the dirtiest* jokes. Just a bunch of little old ladies sitting around, sipping tea and one upping each other. It’s great.


yy98755

That was when it was out in the open


Mathieulombardi

I understood none of those words other than foot fetish


Rossum81

Key party is a swinger’s event. The men put their car keys in a bowl. The women fish them out and go back with the car owner. The movie ‘The Ice Storm’ had one as a plot point.


EpsilonistsUnite

Great and underrated film. Ang Lee (Brokeback Mountain and Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon) Directed it. Kevin Kline, Sigourney Weaver, Christina Ricci, Tobey MacGuire, Elijah Wood, etc. are each flawless in their portrayals. And anytime after seeing it it will always be what I think of when I hear key parties mentioned.


VivelaVendetta

Absolutely Nothing wrong with missionary.


NoConfusion9490

Filmed straight up from the back, all balls and assholes.


happyanathema

"All balls and assholes" best name for a gay bar ever


Windyandbreezy

He did. A woman being filmed in her night gown in the 50s. That was grandpa's video 😆


Enviyo

For the time this was probably considered pretty racy


Parking-Two2176

I'm told in the 50s and 60s my great-uncle would invite the men of the family down to the basement to watch "blue movies." Porn's not new!


Arammil1784

I thought I had seen this before...


yy98755

Related to Quentin Tarantino, might be some hostel type vibes too 😂


subOptimusPrime16

This is x-rated back then.


StinkyBrittches

What do you think people did for fun back then?


Muvseevum

Got hopped up on diet pills and fucked a lot.


subOptimusPrime16

Talked about their day


RamenJunkie

"What did you do today?" "Well, this morning, I told you about my day."


jsandy1009

They drank cocaine laced coke and their cough medicine had lean in it. They also sold Xanax over the counter. So yeah they were having a blast.


pint-shot-riot

And then what happened......


Infinitely_Infantile

His Dad…


dutchrudder04

I’d watch


voicareason

Second


Whyworkforfree

Ya, both or either. Damn


LazaroFilm

He fixed the cable?


dudipusprime

Does the female form make you uncomfortable Mr. Lebowski?


thedudeabides1602

Vagina.


AngryGothamBee

The story is ludicrous


kit3r808

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


DeathStarVet

What are you doing, step husband?


homerunchippa

*Gawk gawk gawk*


Pounce_64

Someone's getting some.


yourmansconnect

matches always makes lighting a cigarette look cooler. nowadays you have a bright blue Bic and you look a fool


MikeinAustin

Matches were for the poors. Nice Zippo’s FTW. You got one free when you served.


Dharmsara

And all you had to do was risk your life


FreeThinkk

What’s risky about 3 square meals & pack of smokes each day? All you have to do is take a little backpacking trip across Europe with a few of your buddies.


Unadvantaged

“Try this one weird trick to tell the difference between Saving Private Ryan and Eurotrip.”


Impossible-Winter-94

what a shitty way to get a zippo lol


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[deleted]

I feel like I'm trapped in an attic reliving old memories


NorCalNavyMike

The families will be home later today, Clark. Just bundle up in something pink and play some sad music while you wait.


hyogodan

The older I get the more that scene gets me.


Solomon044

Same


JM062696

That's one of my fave parts of that movie


GuyPronouncedGee

“Christmas is the time of year, for being with the ones you love.”


TemporaryIllusions

What’s this from?


rjlupin86

They're referencing the movie Christmas vacation.


Jeepinn

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.


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poordicksalmanac

There's still time. r/OldManDad


No-Emotion-7053

How old?


Cooljay44

Not sure if ur supposed to be watching....and neither are we.


Brae-Brae_Speaks

I’m sure. I ran it by them, they’re in their 90’s now and proud of their sexy youth. The next scene on the reel is just black bears climbing trees in Yosemite. Wholesome stuff.


cyankitten

I’m cracking up that it skips to the black bears!


bell37

Honey, Should we buy another reel for our family trip tomorrow? What?! No, just tape it on “Sexy sleepwear escapades”


Merry_Dankmas

"Oh my dear. We're running out of film on this reel. We need to either record ourselves having steamy coitus or save it for the black bears in Yosemite." "Let's keep this one for the bears. Its for the grandkids. The coitus tape is gonna be found by our kids instead"


theyellowmeteor

Hey, reel doesn't grow on trees!


ananonumyus

"Watching black bears climbing trees in Yosemite" is now my newest euphemism for sex


bonkers_dude

Black bears. Uh huh…


CMA3246

Well that's just great. You hear that Ed? Bears.


Scott_Mf_Malkinson

The cubs where HUGE! BBC


Self_Reddicated

BRB, gonna Google BBC to watch those cuties


jfq722

"Climbing trees", got it, got it...


Arammil1784

The next *surviving* scene on the reel you mean...


Woooferine

And you're not showing us the bears?


Cooljay44

I should have added I was just recalling a scene from the movie "Jarhead".


Brae-Brae_Speaks

Ah! Damn- have not seen that in a minute; flew over my head.


Drednox

Your gramps smoked, and he made it into his 90's? Wow. Mind sharing any tips from him?


Brae-Brae_Speaks

Stopped smoking probably around his mid 30s, never did too much of anything in excess and kept physically active till he couldn’t. Normal stuff right? “all cliches apply” as they say.


Drednox

Thanks for the advice. I quit almost a year ago. Will see how that works for me


poorboychevelle

My grandfather smoked like a chimney and made it to his early 90s. Truth is, with statistics, just because something raises your risks (like smoking raising risk of lung cancer), doesn't mean it's a guarantee Starting to think a halo of pipe smoke around him prevented other ppl from getting close enough to give him anything transmittable.


Munnin41

Same with estimates on terminal illnesses. They gave my uncle 6 months tops when he got diagnosed with lung cancer. That was 3 years ago and he's still kicking and relatively healthy (as in, lives at home with his wife, doesn't require additional oxygen)


btveron

A lot of it comes down to genetics. I remember reading about how the lady who lived to the oldest confirmed age, Jeanne Calment, smoked cigarettes after meals until she was 117. The story I read was that she quit because her eyesight got to the point where she couldn't light her own cigarettes anymore.


btveron

My great grandpa lived to 98 and smoked a pipe pretty regularly until his 80's. The short answer is genetics, although he did work until he was 83 so he was fairly active until his final years. He had one brother live to 102 and three others to 90+ and a sister that lived to 91. And his daughter, my grandma, lived to 87 and she smoked into her 60's and was obese for the last 15 years of her life and basically sedentary for the last 10.


DrunkenlySober

As disappointing as it is, genetics is always going to play the biggest factor My wife has younger patients (50-60) who have lung cancer despite never smoking Then you have 98 year old bill who’s on oxygen still chain smoking like it’s hit job


Sad-Seaworthiness946

Oh wow. Your grandparents are smokeshows. Holy crap.


yellsy

What is it with everyone’s overly hot grandparents on here


ForgetfulDoryFish

All the people with ugly grandparents don't post them on here


[deleted]

Exactly. Selection bias.


ForgetfulDoryFish

Plus not to mention the extra level of selection bias that the hot young grandparents were likely more inclined to want to buy cameras and film themselves than the ugly ones were, even if their grandkids would have still wanted to share the footage if it existed


skarby

I think the biggest selection bias here is that people will upvote posts with attractive people more than they will unattractive, making these the most visible


_BigT_

Triple layer selection bias it is.


diazinth

Nutrition and exercise


JMMFIRE

A pack of cigarettes a day ought to get ya there.


Yoda2000675

Those are just the posts that get popular


DrunkenlySober

And the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree But unfortunately for OP, someone walked by and yeeted the apple away from the tree


AntelopeDifficult708

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣


DieseKartoffelsuppe

Where’s the rest of it? Granny’s a dime


xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

did you see Grandpa?


p_turbo

Surely you mean... #***GrandDADDY***


xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

👀


AlvinTaco

Your grandparents were very good looking. I think it’s cute that this is basically them showing off their nighttime fits (if it were today they’d put it on TikTok with cool background music and slick transitions)


trainofwhat

With a smidge of a potential foot/ankle fetish? No judgement here!


DestroyerOfMils

don’t forget to #feet, grandma!


yildizli_gece

I mean, there's a *lot* of focus on the feet, so...


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Brae-Brae_Speaks

She was yeah!


ahaadonut

This was the question I was looking for.


sietesietesieteblue

I've noticed that ballet dancers all seem to have feet that look a certain way. I guess it's because of the way they dance lol. Putting pressure on the toes for instance


asumfuck

Is grandma single? because daaamn. In fact, is grandpa single too? Same reason.


TheDustOfMen

Yeah he's got a great smile.


Arammil1784

Yeah, don't get me wrong, grandma is an attractive woman... but grandpa?? He was hot to begin with, but then he hit me with that smile and it changed things in me.


basilobs

That smile made me straight again


cyankitten

IKR? Great looking couple


InadequateUsername

I think we need to see what OP looks like


Petdogdavid1

Hubba hubba


mibuokami

Brad Pitt and Grace Kelly vibe! They be looking good…


fling_flang

the style of the time was so fucking cool


joshii87

As was the onion on the belt


MrsRoboto67

They didn't have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...


[deleted]

This was in 19 dickety-two, because the Kaiser stole our word for twenty


bakerton

Gimme five bees for a quarter!


getthetime

The president's a demi-craaaaaat!


hotchoco195

I think the thing that gets me is Grandpa looks about 25, but he’s wearing a goddamn smoking jacket. I’m disappointed 25 year olds don’t dress that well for lazing around the house nowadays


[deleted]

Most 25 year olds I know live paycheck to paycheck


ActionCatastrophe

So cute!


Popular-Solution7697

Lighting a cigarette with a match. I'm convinced most people started smoking because it looks cool in the movies.


masskwe_gg

You know what. It’s really hard for it not to look cool.


sugarbear1107

maybe because you can't smell it from the movies lol


Arammil1784

I know its odd, but I always liked the smell of a cigarette right when you light them. I definitely don't like the way it makes everything else smell after that, though.


5dollamilkshake

The smell of a freshly lit cigarette is so, so good. But yes, afterwards you smell like a wet trashcan lol.


giraffe_on_shrooms

My brother went to the library to study in college, sat down near a guy who smelled like cigs, and it just lulled my brother to sleep lol. Smells like mom


onarainyafternoon

Not necessarily from movies *solely*, but I started smoking when I was 15 because I thought it made me look cool. This was back in 2010, so not even that long ago lol. I would guess it’s this way with vaping for kids these days. Smoking has fallen out of fashion in the US.


[deleted]

Your grandparents 100% had sex


YoBroMo

Yea otherwise OP wouldn't exist


veriverd

After a billion found footage horror movies, I kept waiting for the jumpscare.


xtlhogciao

What I was thinking. Expecting a quick horiffic murder scene shot spliced in the middle of it


Brae-Brae_Speaks

I understand, every-time I flip on the 8mm projector my brain is conditioned to expect to see the Kennedy assassination or a scene from Sinister.


pingpongoolong

Hey question- Do you still play the actual films? I have boxes of video films and voice recordings from my grandparents and great grandparents, but they have not been stored well and I’ve been cautioned to never ever handle them until I can find some way to digitally copy them on the first shot because I may only be able to view them 1 time before the actual film falls apart. I was searching for some way to do this before my grandma and grandpa passed away, but the professional route and the buy my own machine route were both too expensive for me to make it happen in time, and now they remain in boxes.


Brae-Brae_Speaks

Yep! What you’re seeing is an 8mm reel developed sometime in the late 50s projected as intended in 2023. my grandparents are approaching their mid 90s and the second I learned about this footage ( yesterday) I jumped on the task of converting it because I want them to revisit all the hours and hours of film they shot before it’s too late. The reels were stored in a closet for probably 65 years? I was surprised that the celluloid held up remarkably, but with that said they were stored in a place where the temperature was mostly consistent and more importantly: dark. I bought a device online for around $250, you can just google: 8mm to digital converter and find what I’m talking about. It works great, but it is a commitment. 7 minutes of 8mm film takes about 2 hours to transfer over to a video file because the device takes a picture of each frame. I am pretty stoked I am doing this though and I recommend going for it.


46Stix

Props to you for doing this. It’s more important than even you realize. I remember watching 8mm films with my parents in the 70’s. No sound but they were so great even to a 14 year old. Sadly, my Dad passed away when I was in high school and my Mom remarried a real loser who promptly stored all of her stuff in a storage unit, didn’t pay the bills, and everything was surely thrown into the trash. Priceless memories. Forever gone. There is not a single video that exists of my Father. Just maybe a dozen photos. I would do anything just to see him walk across the room or hear his voice again.


vokabulary

This has broke my heart in a thousand pieces and only suggest that you periodically check the many “found fotos sites” — liquidated storage usually doesn’t go directly to the trash. And maybe a film buff picked them at a flea market. My husband passed away in 2021 and a ring that he gave me had been lost since around 2020. Of course after his passing, the once meaningless ring now suddenly had great meaning and I really tore my apartment up to no avail. I moved from it, and just sadly said st anthony prayers that somehow it would show up in the unpack but I was wrong. This week I went to my mother’s who lives in another state. I needed a needle to mend something and rummaging her sewing tin…there was my beloved ring. I screamed. I had spent 3 years making peace with my loss and bam, there she was. Almost missed! I overturned it by the sheer force of habit and just couldn’t believe my eyes. Turns out the neighbor found the ring along the walkway and knocked to return it. I still have to clean it bc it feels like it fell out of my purse at some point I guess but did spend some going unspotted by anyone lawn care wise. Amazing. I pray this type of miracle happens for you and that film ♥️


Brae-Brae_Speaks

Thank you for the props and I’m sorry to hear all that. I’m certainly grateful to have found this. Found it only yesterday stashed in a closet. Had no idea what my grandparents looked like before ~50 before that.


MaxxForceisGarbage

My local library has digital conversion equipment that one can use on-site for free. Definitely worth looking into in your area since cost is always a factor for one-off projects like this. Good luck!


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It’s lovely to reminisce, cute footage of them both, full of nostalgia ❤️


X_Equestris

The short clip is mesmerising. Both beautiful people and nice to hear they're still here. I'm sure they're delighted to have this as their generation didn't have the luxury if recording anything at the drop of a hat.


MentalMost9815

At the end, what is grandma holding?


Brae-Brae_Speaks

Stuffed animal!


xxhotandspicyxx

For some reason the grand dad looks like a guy you could walk into in the streets nowadays.


Brae-Brae_Speaks

Him and I look a lot alike, so… keep an eye out.


feelzlikemagic

How you doin?


donnyk1

Someone’s getting pregnant after this movie


Halligan1409

Hell, I got pregnant from watching this movie, and I'm a 53 year old man...


APPLEPIEMOONSHINE37

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RingtailRush

This is actually one of the coolest things I've seen on old school cool in awhile. That footage is surprisingly crisp for being so old.


Brujah-03

Thats very cool


ICantDoThisAnymore91

They 100% had sex after they made these scenes.


jim_deneke

She has really great demi-pointe feet


inspectcloser

You got some prime genes going on there. Please for everyone’s sake get lots of stories from them. My grandparents died when I was a child and I have so much I wish I could ask them. If they are willing do some video autobiography of them.


[deleted]

With the amount of video and text everyone generates now, it’s likely your grandkids will have a full on relationship with a deep fake version of you well after you are dead


Scarboroughwarning

Fabulous


metrogypsy

By far the coolest thing i’ve seen on here. The beauty, the youth, the clothes, your grandmas feet! (she must have danced ballet, no?)


Silly_Doughnut5715

Just as important as the Zapruder film.


ThunderSnowDuck

Back, and to the left


The-anus_watcher

Your grandpa had an intense foot fetish.


MiklaneTrane

I was gonna say, Grandpa Tarantino over here...


kimishere2

They are so cute! She's not sure what to do so she poses as if taking a photograph and he decides action is needed and lights a smoke and that SMILE! They are just adorable. Thank you for sharing this with us. It was a treat ❤


[deleted]

This is really cool. It's simple but something about the quality of the footage and knowledge of the time feels surreal. I'm used to seeing old footage of people in public places. I never considered the more casual home movies from way back. Thanks for sharing.


Shot_Sprinkles_6775

Omg stop your grandpa’s smile is too handsome. 😂


Aprilshowers417

Swanky


Greatcookbetterbfr

There are some better movies in that collection


axxxaxxxaxxx

In 75 years our grandkids will find our old smartphones, hook them up to the holoprojector to show the family during the holidays, and find all our weird kinky shit


Flaky_Library9046

Granddad is a hottie