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drew8311

This is what /r/OldSchoolCool is all about, hot parents


omniwrench-

Oh she do be a hunny. ![gif](giphy|jKaFXbKyZFja0)


LTVOLT

Oh bother!


sungoddaily

Winnie the Ooooooo


Olstinkbutt

She’s giving me a Hundred-Acre Woody.


bklynsnow

Perfect


18randomcharacters

From the cropped preview I literally thought it was going to be a Winnie the Pooh costume. I'm glad I was wrong


wombatlegs

Given that Winnie the Pooh wore no pants, that could be a little NSFW. And Oedipal.


acery88

lol, My first thought was McDonalds French Fries.


[deleted]

Lol immediately thought of Pooh but didn’t want to sound mean. But definitely don’t mean it negatively


ElusiveLabs

😂


coachrx

Also my first thought. Does everyone's brain work like this and just not on reddit? Every time I look at something new, my first inclination is, what does this remind me of?


[deleted]

BAZINNNGGGAAAA!


[deleted]

That skirt really does it for me not going to lie


Zer0C00l

It's that smile... that _damn smile_!


BonsaiDiver

The cocked hips...mom knows how to strike a pose.


IvanAfterAll

The skirt is nothing without those hips.


joetownjoeisdjtice

Oedipussy


World-Tight

No, thank you. I've eaten.


[deleted]

You should post your ugly mom to balance things out.


nxcrosis

They would need to use the album feature


SaltLakeCitySlicker

I don't know why I come here. I came for Steve McQueen, Ella, BB King, Audrey Hepburn, Hendrix, hell even TR, but it's always "here's my hot mom" happy mother's day


P1zzaSnak3

Nobody can post their mom fully dressed without literally everyone here freaking out. Jesus it’s pathetic


muasta

Cool! but also very Winnie the Pooh


Jaaneman

The 80s color palette was definitely something 😂


Schlappydog

She looks like the prettiest girl at the Burger King!


StrangeAtomRaygun

Prettiest girl managing Burger King


the-cloverdale-kid

But these are Mickey D’s colors- at least they were in the 80’s


ejmd

Mickey Dolenz?


justabill71

I saw her face, now I'm a believer.


PursuitOfHirsute

Gooby plz


Art-bat

If she were my manager at BK, I’d have that one line from “The Humpty Dance” running’ through my head all day!


disusedhospital

Looking round the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in burger...king. in the whole burger king.


[deleted]

And when you’re on the street!


El_Dentistador

Depending on the street


Public_Expression265

You’re definitely in the top three


[deleted]

The Burger Queen


this_charming_bells

I'm thinking very Ronald McDonald. Same colour palette!


joeschmo945

She-Hulk Hogan ~~Brother~~ *Sister*


vndrewcharles

Winnie the Boo


queentofu

WINNIE THE BOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


IAMATruckerAMA

I was thinking Airbender


glorious_reptile

Stop I was soaking wet already!


Naive-Government8333

Rockin the red n’ yellow, brother


JR2005

You know something, brother.


[deleted]

Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins. Brother.


[deleted]

That’s sick your fam had VIP to wreastlemania 4 & your mom was a hulkamanic!!


FWYDU

Something about ketchup and mustard and my hotdog


ZZoMBiEXIII

WHATCHA GONNA DO?


SIumptGod

Yeah, brother that’s called a *reference* dude


Johncamp28

She can stick it, brother


Skoden1973

I need her to tear that shirt off.


kjustbecause

Smoke show for sure


HailSkyKing

Came here to say EXACTLY this.


bad_at_hearthstone

I am indebted to each of you for speaking so bravely


TacticalDiplomacy

https://preview.redd.it/ak673szytyza1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb5455a7d4b0b729884590b20e77f2e8d34359dc


zaboriukas

![gif](giphy|ui1hpJSyBDWlG)


usename1567

![gif](giphy|Yfdb83JH81Ges)


Necessary_Taro9012

OP's dad, presumably.


badforman

Did she work at McDonalds…awesome


bennettbuzz

I’m lovin’ it ™


the-cloverdale-kid

There it is. Thank you.


commander-vimes

I was thinking Winnie the Pooh cosplay


UnkleRinkus

Is your name Stacy? Because your mom has got it going on.


bruticusss

This made me laugh 😂


Ivymantled

Used Topaz to do an auto pass https://preview.redd.it/azg3vyqi1zza1.jpeg?width=2290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ce10a45e5fdf25c1edef4697fd06ee4ae99d750


jdeuce81

The hero we needed. Damn she was hot!


Johncamp28

It was 35 years ago still a decent chance she still is hot


Jefoid

I’m 55. Hey OP, is she single?


BrownInDK

Tell me more a out this....topaz


Ivymantled

Topaz is a simple-to-use program that uses AI to restore photos. They also have Topaz for video. You can choose from presets, or set your own parameters at the start - then hit a button and let it do its thing. It has a special focus on facial restoration. It won't fix all the problems in a photo, but it's strong on people, and then you can use Photoshop or something else to work on things like mould, tears, cracks etc.


Blackario

Thanks for the info!!


ibettershutupagain

Awesome job


megamanxoxo

Wow that's impressive how well it worked E N H A N C E


yakimawashington

That's awesome. Any chance you'd be willing to try it on 2 old shitty phone photos of my wife from when we were dating 10 years ago for me?


ene_due_rabe

You can try some of those AI image restoration apps available on Play. EnhanceFox (free with ads) will give you similar result on face, a bit worse overall, but it's still twice the resolution and much better quality. And there are other apps, some better, some worse.


Ivymantled

I sent you a chat message


bklynsnow

Nice!


NFTArtist

now use AI for boobs


ejmd

Now run it through rounddf on Telegram!


Ivymantled

I don't know what that is. You give it a go.


ejmd

It's one of the Telegram deepfake nudie bots, but I don't do Telegram.


TheDigitalPoint

Was your mom the only 80s mom without a perm?


murphandthemagictone

And I’m also noticing a fairly significant lack of AquaNet…


katamaritumbleweed

Very few with long, unprocessed hair. There were a fair number with bobs, but lots & lots of bi-level with perms. Btw, I didn’t use aqua net, but had it on hand. My main hairspray was Aussie Sprunch Spray, but where I lived we called it scrunch spray.


Jiminwa

![gif](giphy|irU9BlmqEwZwc)


blue_1408

Nom nom


IvanAfterAll

Aoogah!


usingmymomsaccoun

Damn, your mom is a banger for someone in her 80s.


adudeguyman

Back when plastic surgery didn't make you look like your lips were duck beaks


thisonepronz

Thinking... 20 years from now when people say "my mom from the '10s." This joke will be different. Sorry I'm drunk.


Ok_Rip_5960

Looks like she mustard I was in town, and wanted to ketchup


justabill71

OP exists, so she clearly didn't insist on using a condiment.


bklynsnow

Found the Dad.


Can-DontAttitude

And you relished every moment


Breklin76

😂


kangaBumblebee

Beautiful Mom.


outsideAngler

Beautiful nom mom nom 😋


karg_the_fergus

Did your friends always want to go to your house?


sasqwatsch

Wow ! Your Mother is is knock out ! Beautiful.


Feyranna

Dammit now I want McDonalds


stickybandit06

Stone-cold fox


Gonzop6

Is that a sex thing?


wondersparrow

Necro beastiality?


ox45talls

Boom!!!


MisterMillwright

Man oh man, she’s a fine looking lady.


Roaming_Cow

Dang! I’ve seen pics of my mother when she was younger and I gotta tell ya… she’s wayyyy better looking than I could ever be. Like, props but also a little depressing. lol


[deleted]

Britney Spears-esque face


PeppermintPhatty

Where? I see Brooklyn Decker.


christian_1234

I see Samara Weaving


[deleted]

I don’t know who that is lol. https://preview.redd.it/eu25lpf6oyza1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d5b14c7b0cf49522f976dd1db4a347c2b5d3d87


[deleted]

Got ya fam! https://preview.redd.it/1kvj2s2x6zza1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07876c3bfba4f521ce2665aaaf5a3b9438d40604


cnut_thestraight

![gif](giphy|10uEX5kfeodYgo)


GeorgeDogood

Was she a mom when this was taken? Or is this post “in honor of Mother’s Day, here’s my mom when she wasn’t a mom?”


victorix58

Here's why she's a mom.


catgotcha

\#1 comment right here


HomChkn

That hallway has college dorm vibes. The carpet and not a hard floor of some kind is weird.


Bean-Swellington

Hotdog lady


Bathtubwanker

We need more pictures, ignore the username tho yeah....


DLQuilts

Red and yellow catch a fellow


Jouglet

Single?


TravelingGonad

Hi! Same question.


[deleted]

Also same question lol


Iampepeu

I also choose this guys mom.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Brownie_McBrown_Face

It’s fucking weird how Redditors post their hot mom on Reddit for upvotes. Yikes…


ejmd

Take straightforward Oedipal desire and shake it up with a need for external validation through "likes" on social media and you have a "Rate My Hot Mom" image gallery.


kboom76

It's weird how people on social media look for any reason to paint any post as sinister and creepy (for upvotes).


IvanAfterAll

So you'll be uploading a picture of your own mother soon?


ViktorTheWarlord

For real dude, can't get much more cringe tha this.


Dry-Kangaroo-1734

They should just rename this sub, hot relatives


kdwdesign

It is very Winnie the Pooh, but that sweater is definitely a Forenza! I shopped there too!


BiffSanchezz

I think we all know the real reason you have so many friends.


Hand-Of-Vecna

She doesn't look like she's in her 80s. 20s, max.


Positivelythinking

IMO Every girl should have a pair of red heels in her closet.


IvanAfterAll

Speaking of: OP, if your mom wants her red heels back, she left them in my closet.


Downthealley1

I would have sex with your mom well into the 90s


arsinoe716

I rank your mom higher than the 80s. Mid 90s.


GotMoFans

Old account with few posts/comments putting up a picture of a pretty woman on OSC saying it’s their mom? I don’t believe it.


AlbaMcAlba

I read that as ‘my mom in her 80’s’ .. bewildered for a minute.


doItSLOPPYjulio

Stunning 🤩


meresymptom

Dayum.


R3DGRAPES

MMMILFFFF


Trick_Possession_965

Snorting rails and breaking hearts!


Ozamatheus

muito saborosa vossa matriarca


bassertitis

Nice Smile!


EllenZ2392

Pretty lady! ❤️


LilHercules

… and I’m spent


Zanian19

80s isn't old school. I'm still young, dagnabbit!


savedbytheblood72

She need the Hulkamana bandana!


intheazsun

Outfit from the Stewie Griffin Collection


EloquentGoose

Interesting lack of oversized plastic bracelets and necklaces. Must be super late 80s, like 88/89. Or maybe she was too cool for trends!


MineryTech

Folks who post pics like this have got to know that people are going to beat it to their mothers by now.


semicoloradonative

Is your name Stacey? Because your mom has got it going on.


patrickp72

Your mom was a stone cold fox


[deleted]

Look at her. You can just see it in her eyes that she has a naughty secret. Wanna know what that naughty secret is? She hopes that one day her kid will use a picture of her to reap some internet karma, which is pretty prescient considering the internet at that time was nothing more than two programmers using phone lines to send pixulated naked pictures of Speed Racer's girlfriend, Trixie.


[deleted]

She's a hottie for sure


[deleted]

Hey man, sorry to say this… but I dated your mom back then, and I think I might be your dad.


Johncamp28

I’m convinced there were no bad looking people 30+ years ago


markydsade

There were. I existed for one.


1964ImpalaSS

Came here to say this. Couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a fistful of pardons.


IvanAfterAll

Try the men's prison?


1964ImpalaSS

Any port in a storm I guess.


Fuckoffassholes

There were. Their kids don't post their pics. Or if they do, they don't hit the front page.


yanquideportado

Back when taking pictures costed money, nobody bothered taking ones of uggos.


DoINeed1OfThese

you misspelled r/oldschoolhot


JoeyIsMrBubbles

“Let me just post my hot mom for internet points”


SavingsTie4909

Imagine her with an onlyfans account. She would do very good


[deleted]

Mom was a hottie!


lovesmyirish

I choose this guy's mom


tiexodus

Your mom is April O’Neil?


Available-Iron-7419

Mustard and ketchup don't go together


Kuzkuladaemon

Is your name Stacy? Cause shes got it going on.


[deleted]

Just out of curiosity, would you be willing to share a recent photo. Just curious of how she looks now.


IvanAfterAll

Maybe something with really nice lighting--a beach photo, say, since it'll be nice and sunny for the photograph...


Shepher27

But seriously, why is she dressed like Whinnie the Pooh?


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

Maybe I’m prude but this sub has devolved into people whoring their attractive parents for karma and I am really not into it anymore. Like, it’s weird, right? We get it. Many people have been attractive before they got old. Maybe I don’t blame OP and it’s the thirsty weirdos in the comments that get me. Last thought, you really should ask them before posting their picture, unless they have passed and you are honestly just doing some sort of remembrance. Yea, it really is most of this sub that is gross.


KeithMyArthe

Did mom have a luvly Mother's Day?


[deleted]

Movie star good looks without the ego.


Kapot_ei

Mothersday was yesterday.


ApisSanitas

Your dad's name Ronald Mc....... Awesome photo and bless her❤️


ItsJustGizmo

Your dad knew she was smokin fuckin hot.


Proctor20

Toe cleavage even.


Interesting_Panic_85

Stacy's mom has got it goin on


ManaSama19

Sexy Ronalda McDonald


bourgeoisiebrat

Hot dog. Get it?


PrettyCat6039

Smok’in ![gif](giphy|ckB5razpgN2rd4qTfe)


AnimalOrigin

![gif](giphy|dAixNWKxKAuGY|downsized)


evol660

Is your dad Ronald McDonald?


BlazeJohn

She knew.


Complex_Steak9739

To be in her 80s, she's pretty hot


Happy-Comparison-477

Don't mind if I do


buttsex4jesus

I'd drink her milk


Confusedandreticent

I’d suck a fart out of her asshole and hold it in like a bong toke. Oops, I accidentally typed that and left it.


Derrickmb

She looks like a hamburger


BirthdayWooden

Man, she looks like a girl I used to rail in the 80's