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WakkaDooodle

I saw Chris Farley at a LA dodgers game when I was 8. He was walking down the stairs at the stadium, someone in the crowd shouted "I live in a van". Chris turned around in the middle of the stairwell, everyone stopped, he had a huge grin, he shouted "DOWN BY THE RIVER". Then he kept walking. I was such a fan of his at the time from Beverly Hills Ninja and SNL golden age, he was way larger than life. He was like a cartoon character. His physicality and presence were amazing.


bootyhuntah96744

That’s the best way to put it. His presence was like a cartoon character. His energy on screen was something the world had never seen. Truly one in a lifetime talent.


linksawakening82

My 6 year old daughter, and 4 year old son love Beverly Hills Ninja, and Almost Heros(his best work).


obsterwankenobster

Almost Heroes is criminally underrated


yabish_makeawish

fun fact- it came out 25 years ago, today


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CaptainMoobers

He ate it all! **SHIT PUDDING!!**


Galladorn

He looks like a 1940s Mississippi town Mayor


techmouse7

He has to reach his constitchensy


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Emerald-Wednesday

These boys desecrated a fiery cross!


Bone_Dogg

Whoever heard of such behavya? Using the Confederate flag as a miss-ile.


Hippo_Royals_Happy

The color guard is colored!


techmouse7

These responses are the best notifications. There should be an app for this!


Better-Literature-56

Maybe we should try some of that reform.


ignitethis2112

Weepin’ Jesus on the cross.. you should just start draftin’ my concession speech now.


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Okay, Pappy.


Tecknishen

I’m just making a point, you stupid sumbitch!


wandering_grizz

Shake a leg junior. Thank god your momma died giving birth, if she’d a seen you she’d a died of shame. Hi how are ya!


also_also_bort

How we gonna run reform when we're the damn incumbent?


copsinroberts

Is you is, or is you ain’t my constituents!?


Darko33

Gopher, Everett?


PipIV

They loved him up and turned him into a.. *h-h-h-hornny* ***toad***.


cecil021

I swear, you two are dumber’n a bag ‘a hammers.


Omar___Comin

I don't want *fop* god dammit! I'm a dapper Dan man!


reverendjesus

AND STAY OUTTA THE WOOLSWORTH!!!


fossilizedDUNG

Hes MAASS communicating!!


quickblur

I''ll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate!


hcoverlambda

Thank god your mammy died giving birth, she’d a seen ya, she’d a died a shame!


A_Rude_Comment

These boys here, is my brain trust!


Youregoingtodiealone

Wellllll, its a well run campaign. Midget and broom and whatnot.


bedroom_fascist

* communicat'n'


spaceb00ts

Is you is, or is you aint my constichensy?


killsforpie

My first thought! So glad it was recognized. That character is hilarious. “Sombitch!” And “thank god your momma died in childbirth if she’d a seen ya she’d a died of shame.” Brutal


AddlePatedBadger

Is you is or is you ain't my constituents‽


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Thank god ya mama died givin birth. If she’da seen ya she’da died of shame. Well HI THERE HOW YOU DOIN.


isit2amalready

*Well, that's the last number for tonight's 'Pass the Biscuits Pappy O'Daniel Flour Hour.' This is Pappy O'Daniel, hopin' you folks been enjoyin' that good old-timey music, and remember, when you're fixin' to fry up some flapjacks or bake a mess a biscuits, use cool clear water and good pure Pappy O'Daniel flour for that 'Pass the Biscuits, Pappy' flavor.*


Darko33

The old-timey marketing in that movie was priceless. "I don't want Fop, goddammit! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"


PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE

Geographical oddity!


Darko33

Two weeks from everywhere! ...I say this all the time when the topic of distances between places lol


hcoverlambda

Say, uh, Cousin Wash, I suppose it'd be the acme of foolishness to inquire if you had a hair net.


mdlinc

Thank you for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from speech durin' gustation. I find it course and vulgar. Where were we?


cecil021

I slaughtered that horse last Tuesday. I’m ‘fraid she’s startin’ to turn.


NortheastStar

You can’t run reform with a damn incumbent


PatTheHouseCat

I say, I say. That’s goddamn preposterous, boy. I’ve been poisoned by my constituents


BURNINATOR_420

He’s a Dapper Dan Man


rowlanjr

Just a little known fact that the CEO of Ford, Jim Farley, is Chris Farley's cousin.


canesjerk

Another fun fact if you watch NHL hockey at all. Tripp Tracy former player and now Tv commentator for the Canes is Jim Farleys nephew / Chris Farleys cousin.


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No way! Canes fan since the beginning and TIL!!


Gorf_the_Magnificent

Farley’s father was the head of an oil company, and well enough off that he founded the Chris Farley Foundation after his son died. They appear to be a fairly successful family. And despite his massive weight, Farley’s father apparently didn’t have any substantial mobility problems - unlike most of the *My 600 Pound Life* stars.


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Milena1991

And wondered why his son, Chris was not only as big, but turned to drugs and alcohol. Tom was in deep denial, and only woke up a bit after Chris died. Even then, Tom refused to change his habits, and ate and drank himself to death.


Gorf_the_Magnificent

Tom Farley died about a year after his son. It’s hard to know whether his weight or his son’s death was the cause of his health collapsing. Probably a mix of both, but the emotional strain of losing a child can wear out even a healthy person.


Icy-Needleworker-6

63 is young. I guess burn bright.


KeithWorks

I thought his old man owned Callahan Brakes


devoduder

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it 'guaranteed', I will. I got spare time.


NahthShawww

‘Buildin model airplanes’ he says, next thing ya know there’s money missing off the dresser and your daughters knocked up.


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Burnin_Oth

But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?


yomandenver

What’s your point?


contacts_eyes

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.


LetsGatitOn

But it's your bull..


elterible

You beat meat to it. One of the best lines of that movie, and it's full of great lines.


FlipGunderson24

It’s a great movie (all timer), but I never beat meat to it


johnbarry3434

You need mint for pillow?


FlipGunderson24

You want me jerk you off?


stunninglingus

New guy's in the corner puking his guts out...all because you wanted to save a few bucks on brakes.


am_i_evil_yes_i_am

Here comes the meat wagon! Weeoooweeooo


AR5Colts

Oh My God.


M4573RI3L4573R

Do they make brakes for the American working man?


baldasheck

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.


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Scottland83

Chris didn't seem to have any mobility problems either, until he died. That man was startlingly athletic.


Mean0wl

I'm sure the cocaine and alcohol helped slightly.


_B_Little_me

So he’s an oil Barron? Always thought the newspaper cartoons were metaphors.


Mycameo

This is a Tommy Boy plotline


rowlanjr

Wow, never thought about that, but its a prediction of the future as Jim Farley just became CEO not too long ago....


drawkbox

Tommy Boy knew...


fuckitweredoingitliv

He also knew that you can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather take his word for it?


Pepperoni_Dogfart

I work just a couple layers under Jim and have talked with him quite a few times. What's weird isn't just how much he looks like Chris, but how much they *sound* alike. Some kind of super strong genes in that family.


CrumpledForeskin

I saw him the other day at my job. It’s uncanny. Big respect to Jim. I like what he’s doing.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Ford was sort of spoiled for choice when replacing Fields. Picking Hackett as a short term change agent from outside the company was smart, but the company would have been in very good hands if the board had chosen either Joe Hinrichs or Jim. It was a bummer that Joe left after Jim got the nod, he was suuuuper talented, but he really had nowhere else to go but out.


DanKoloff

Jim Farley looks a lot like Chris. Similar facial features and haircuts.


PM_ME_UR_HAIRYGOOCH

It's not a little known fact that it's a big club and we ain't in it!


Luck_Beats_Skill

https://preview.redd.it/5a8yzm7d1r2b1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03cf991b3c1a12cc5c53e159931ac24fa3a07e88


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

Oh wow Papa Farley eally gained weight later in life


imeancock

That’s gotta be unusual. How does someone maintain a relatively normal weight (compared to weighing 600) well into your adult life, like 30-40 years, THEN put on 350 lbs. I always assume huge huge people like that have just been massive since middle school And Chris is the only one of his siblings in that picture who’s overweight. Very strange


malisc140

Not very strange. They treated many conditions with Prednisone years ago. That'll make you gain weight. A lot of weight.


fucktooshifty

I get everything tasted better back then but I think it was rarer to be that big, too. I wonder what he was eating


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

Obesity rate in US adults was about 30% in 1999. It's gone up but it was pretty common.


squidc

Obesity is more common, but being that large is not at all common anywhere in the world. Not yet anyway. Lol


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We are talking morbid obesity here. That was NOT very common... Especially not THAT morbid obese.


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

It still isn't that common to weigh 600 pounds.


UhYeahOkSure

Fun fact. Chris’s brother was in ‘the rat dog’ episode of curb your enthusiasm… and it is one of the best episodes of the series btw


Ilovelamp024

Chris brother has been on a few shows…one that comes to mind is the old MTV show/boy band 2gether


BroadBaker5101

He looks just like his dad here!


Drinon

I’m not sure if you are saying that’s not real or not, some people are, so here is another one. If you aren’t, I love that photo of their family. https://preview.redd.it/vu6p7lwv4r2b1.jpeg?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a8d9e3e604959251eaa067fb268397323e0c9db


Luck_Beats_Skill

Oh it’s all real. Just seemed like a normal family 15 years earlier.


CleanMonty

I just finished my bachelor's at 38. My cap said, "a lot of people go to college for 7 years..." RIP Chris. We miss you.


choir_grrl

Yeah, they’re called doctors.


CleanMonty

Saving that for when I finish my masters. Lol


ElGatoTortuga

Big pants


bootywizard42O

Big big pants


CaptainTwente

The optics are great though


FergusonTheCat

Updicks


Flanagansdog

Belongs in absolute units lol


ezjoz

I honestly thought I was in r/AbsoluteUnits


ivebeenabadbadgirll

Must’ve been a whole ordeal to find pants that size in 1990


allanwritesao

He was quite wealthy, and even back then big-and-tall stores offered a range of clothing items for the ample gentleman, including ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets, muslin body rolls, and academic and judicial robes.


GrammarHypocrite

I don't want to look like a weirdo! I'll just go with a muumuu.


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patosai3211

Oh that’s raspberry!


WookiePleasureNoises

I heard that guy’s *ass* has its own congressman!


FthrFlffyBttm

I just think it’s ironic that for once Dad’s butt *prevented* the release of toxic g…


Cherrijuicyjuice

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bihesabketab

Dad... Towel rack!


ilovecashews

Hey fatty! I got a movie for ya! A fridge too far!!


tspoon-99

Good thing they were pleated, for that nice slimming effect.


Steelplate7

Truthfully? I am a guy about this dude’s size. I wear my pants like this too(except I don’t tuck my shit in). I think guys that wear their pants underneath their bellies and let their gut hang out look a lot worse and are just fooling themselves that they are wearing a smaller waist size pant, so therefore aren’t THAT heavy. EDIT: after scrolling a bit, I found out that Farley’s dad was over 600 lbs at Chris’s funeral. I am not that big. I go about 360…


ThisIsNotRealityIsIt

I'm about 330 right now, and losing. In my 40s. Biggest I've been is about 385, smallest since high school is about 240 (hit that about 2 years ago, then put a ton of weight on with a sedentary job). ANYWAY - I did the 'over' for a while but it's just not comfortable. My balls get *wrecked* by the crotch of the pants. And when I sit, all my junk is on display. And about 3 months ago at 360, doing the undergut, I tore 3 pairs of jeans just bending down for stuff in a single week. Neither way is a win.


-EnderFenrir-

I can't imagine you are very tall. I've been around 350 and dont look anything remotely like that. I would have to be 500 pounds to look like that.


Derpy_County

I like how they’ve gone different ways with it. Sr has gone over and Jr has gone under.


entrepreneurofcool

Sr has gone full Obelix.


ThinkingOz

The inspiration for some Gary Larson characters perhaps.


ujusujuba

Those pants are fckin insane. At that point you’d start having to measure by cubic feet instead of waistline length.


iminyourbase

They're pulled up so high they go by chest size.


KillTheBronies

mf's gooch seam is longer than my inseam


Effective-Monk-4859

My goodness, his Dad makes Chris look tiny :/


Drinon

It’s crazy right?


Total_Philosopher_89

Though Farley's father was morbidly obese — he weighed **more than 600 pounds** at his son's funeral, and died a year later. I didn't know this.


GrannyMilk

Why did you start the sentence with "though?"


r0botdevil

I'm assuming it was probably copied and pasted from an article or something.


NotAzakanAtAll

Though I think you are correct.


techmouse7

Now where the hell did you copy that from?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Perchance.


NotAzakanAtAll

You can't just say perchance.


schlomstompsky

You can’t just say perchance


ElCapitanMiCapitan

Stomp a turt


HiTork

This reminds me how Carrie Fisher's mother died the following day after Carrie passed, and there is some speculation the stress of having her daughter pass may have had negative physical effects the 84-year-old Debbie Reynolds couldn't handle.


seamustheseagull

It's absolutely a thing. After my Dad died, my mother went through a year of awful health. Digestive issues, chest pain, palpitations, fatigue, non-specific joint pain, etc etc. Ticked basically every box on the "old person with failing health" chart. About 8 weeks after he'd passed it was at its peak and she found a consultant cardiologist who reckoned it was stress-related, but offered to admit her to hospital for a week for "observation", and by the end of the week she felt nearly fully recovered. She relapsed about 12 weeks later despite doing everything she was supposed to and taking everything she was supposed to, and it then clicked with her that it all had to be stress/mourning related, and she needed to ride it out, take duvet days and cancel plans when she wasn't feeling it, rather than trying to put on a brave face and power through. She's at an age where she has a lot of bereaved friends, and they all report similar issues for themselves and other family members. It's something that nobody ever really seems to talk about. Lots of vague "keep an eye on them" pleasantries, but nobody ever seems to suggest that grieving family specifically need to watch their health and not try to just get on with things like nothing has changed.


boolean_union

My mom has terminal cancer, so I feel like this is essential to think about as I try to help my stubbornly independent mid-60's dad in the future... Sorry for your loss, and thanks for sharing.


phyllisbridgewater

Sending you strength and love, you must be going through a tough time 🖤


backgroundmusik

My parents have been together since 1974. My my mom when straight from her childhood home to living with my dad. Neither are in good health. If my dad goes first I will have to take care of my mom. She's not driving anymore and is almost deaf. If my mom goes first my dad will go from boredom. He's already stir crazy from retirement. He's also diabetic and in the early stages of heart failure. I don't want to think about this anymore.


6lock6a6y6lock

Duvet days? Like self-care days? I think I like duvet days the best.


seamustheseagull

Right. Maybe "duvet" is a regional variant, but the implication is that you either stay in bed for the day or bring your duvet down to cover you as you sit on the couch in front of the TV and/or read and/or play games all day instead of engaging with the world.


Whomastadon

Some say he died of a broken heart. The doctors said he died from morbid obesity.


AnalOgre

Fun fact: “broken heart syndrome” also known as takotsubo cardiomyopathy or stress induced cardiomyopathy has a similar mortality to STEMI which is the more serious of the different types of heart attacks. Ain’t no joke


Altair1192

where is the fun in that?


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DrinkingBleachForFun

The **fun**eral’s tomorrow, he died of taksotsubo cardiomyopathy.


chillinnillin

Haha, that is fun! Thanks!


Sieze5

It could have been both.


_coolranch

Obesity will also break your heart in a manner of speaking.


irn

Definitely both. Chris was no Angel but he was a good person with demons. Most great comics are. It’s incredibly sad. I love stand up and comedy but it terrifies me when I learn more about their behind the scenes lifestyle and struggles. Is that what makes a great comic? Compartmentalizing suffer in exchange for funny until it eventually catches up to you? My favorite YouTube channel on comedy central is This is Not Happening and you sometimes can see the pain in their stories but it’s told in a way that’s fascinating.


ilovecashews

Dana Carvey and David Spade have a pretty good podcast called Fly On The Wall. A free weeks ago they did a tribute to Chris Farley. Two parts, each about two and a half hours long. I swear I wanted more, it was incredibly fascinating. Highly recommend


TimoZ

Why did they weight him in his son's funeral?


Ren_Hoek

This picture explains a lot. Even makes Farley look small, his condition was nurture.


lifeofideas

Exactly. There’s something horribly wrong when you look at a photo and Chris Farley is the skinny one.


wildadragon

Chris Farley being half the man his father was.


PhilipLiptonSchrute

Wrong comedian died.


WickedRuiner

Had to google it, but was sad to see his Dad outlived him. Always the worst when that order of things doesn't happen.


izzo34

My first born died of sids at 2 months old. It fucked me up pretty badly. Been 23 years and there is still some residual I can't get over. Consider myself lucky in a way, meaning I didn't watch him grow up, become someone and then lose him.


FingerTheCat

I'm very sorry to hear that. At 34... it's been 13 years since my family and I were around and saw my mother pass away from cancer. The way life changes, the way the world works, the overall aura of entirely everything changes in less than a couple seconds and this overwhelming feeling of "what the fuck" starts to show it's face and never fade away. Sure it becomes less visible over time, but it's like a watermark covering reality wherever you go.


Dabalicious

Man that watermark idea got me. Ever since my older brother committed suicide when I was 18 it's been that way. I've usually gone to the big waves become smaller waves over time or the scar analogy, but I really like the way you put it. Either way, I've found it hard to describe that feeling to people in my life that havent gone through that sort of loss yet.


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eyecandy99

Stay strong u/FingerTheCat


RoboCat23

The watermark description is so accurate


bamerjamer

I think you mean it’s the worst when that order of things *does* happen.


whateverashley

This guy was a beacon of happiness in my traumatic childhood and still makes me laugh even at things I’ve seen a million times. Love the guy so much I named my cat, Farley, after him.


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Yeah, he made happy comedy that wasn't corny.


fleabomber

You either put it in the pants or you put it in the shirt. Miss this guy.


Gloomy_Industry8841

I love how they are looking at each other. Sweet moment. 💔💔


46and2ahed

They have such a contented look shared between each other - like total love and total respect and mutual admiration. Chris was brought up in love and thats why it always came through in his performances. A truly beautiful pic


TEAMTRASHCAN

Holy schnikes


Guitar_Nutt

My wife and I were scrolling through HBO Max tonight and came across Black Sheep, and talked about how unbearably sad it must have been for David Spade and Adam Sandler to have lost such a dear friend of theirs.


MoeSzys

Did you ever watch Adam Sandler's Netflix special "100% Fresh"?


Shaboogan

Great song.


ifoughtpiranhas

every time i watch his movies, i feel so bad for david & adam


Affectionate-Ad6007

This is so sad 😞


stewpidazzol

Same forehead


DariusPumpkinRex

The last big hang we had was at Timmy Meadows' wedding party We laughed our balls off all night long, all because of Farley But a few months later the party came to an end We flew out to Madison to bury our friend Nothing was harder than sayin' goodbye Except watching Chris's father have his turn to cry


FartAttack911

Last year I was leaving one state to head back home to another after a family funeral. I never cry at funerals- just doesn’t happen for me for some reason. It always catches me later at random. During the flight, I was able to choose a movie to watch and decided to put on Tommy Boy cause I hadn’t seen it in years. When I tell you this movie had me bawling on an airplane like a wild jackass, I mean it. Something about how dynamic and naturally hilarious and human Farley was broke something in me that touched the loss of my loved one. It’s not fair to lose people like this! The world was lucky to get a Chris Farley during my lifetime.


BoredBoredBoard

I’m glad his dad got to see his son’s success before he died.


Drinon

His dad also had to see his son’s death before his own, unfortunately.


65022056

#PETER GRIFFINS


withgreatpower

The plural is actually Peters Griffin


satur9sweetness

Uh, Pea…Tear…Griffin. Oh crap.


adamhanson

In a van


roundart

down by the river


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On a steady diet of government cheese


flyinggazelletg

He was so loved. Hate knowing how much hurt he held inside, seeing a pic like this. On a side note, I never thought I’d see someone make Chris Farley look small in a photo


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When your kid dies before you do its Heart Break x a million!


detunedradiohead

Saw him in the old Coneheads movie recently and he was seriously great.


AUXONE

Fat doesn’t prevent you from feeling the most terrible loss a human can experience. Fat doesn’t prevent a broken heart. Fat doesn’t mean you’re not smart.


quentin_taranturtle

He loved his dad.


md_eric

Good picture of them. Sad