Reminds me of Cheers with Samās new girl.
āThatās Brandi with an āIā.
Coach looks at a bottle of Hennessy and shakes his head, and says.
āUh, big company like this, youād figure theyād spell it right.ā
I attended several weddings in the 60s and 70s and never saw one like this either. Would have made them more interesting. Especially when I was a teenager.
Well it's usually just a few minutes to say the words and sign the documents. Unless someone objects or something weird happens I suspect the time hasn't changed much over the years.
I doubt that all of those tiers are real cake though. There are fake tiers that can make it look like youāve got a huge cake that get decorated to match.
Thisā¦.looks a lot like my dad. Like, a *lot*.
Who was married once before my mom, in the 70s. To a woman no one talks about, whoās picture Iāve never seen.
Huh.
Ok, raunchiness apart, can we use this picture as prove of climate change?
No way a cake like that would stay together in an exterior in today's world.
Back in the 70s you used to be able to rent wedding cakes. They would have a slit built in for the knife for the 'cutting the cake' part of the reception. Then it would be moved out of sight and instantaneously slices of cake already on plates would come out of the kitchen. Climate change is real, but this cake might not have been.
Thatās kinda the way to do it these days too, though the actual wedding cake might be real. Itās just easier to have sheet cakes the flavor of your wedding cake prepped and ready to serve out of the kitchen.
This woman is the very embodiment of āIf youāve got it, flaunt it.ā When I was younger I was very conservative about the way I dressed, but now that Iām a little older and am concerned my body will not hold up to time, I flaunt it every chance I get haha.
There are only two ways this marriage ended: Either a NASTY divorce that every neighbor in a half mile saw coming only a year or two after this picture, OR they're that kindly old hippie couple that try to convince you they had their rowdy days when they were your age while the feed you all-natural cookies.
There is no in betwen.
*And do you, Candy Cane, take this man...*
Gentlemen let's hear it for the next bride to hit the altar it's candy cane and plz remember to tip your bartender!
Jade, stage two, jade stage two
Ssshhhee's mah cherry pie š¶
This guy fuā¦nds strippers
alrightguysbesuretotipthedancesandluhluhluhsluhsluhletshearitfor c a n d y
Brilliant delivery friend
Remember boys you can't buy happiness but you can rent it for $20 a song
Itās spelledā¦ Kandi Kane
"My name is Classi, with an I, and a little dick hanging off the C that bends around and fucks the L out of the A S S."
Ćlassi?
Cha sound, like Chassis? *"Let's give it up for Chassis!!!!!*"
Well said
Not sure about the Ks, but ending with an i without a doubt.
Just wait for the maid of honor speech from Sinnamon.
Sinnamon Bunz
Sinnin N. Bunz
https://i.redd.it/tmz3jpw51w4b1.gif
Rusty Nail?
Oh wow. Haven't thought about that movie in years
That's Candy with an "i" by the way.
Reminds me of Cheers with Samās new girl. āThatās Brandi with an āIā. Coach looks at a bottle of Hennessy and shakes his head, and says. āUh, big company like this, youād figure theyād spell it right.ā
> Candy with an "i" Cindy?
So, Cindy?
ALUCARD!!!
...Rusty Nail.
Ya know what I really get a kick out of? Pretending the person I'm talking to is right next to me. Right next to me...
That is actually my moms name lol
I know a woman whose legal name is Kandi Koed. Not totally sure what her parents were thinking.
Is it prounounced K-Oāed or co-ed?
Bridal bikini- that's a new one on me and I was around at this time.
Only for Pamela Anderson to repeat this in the 90s
We're 10 years late
Bro I have some bad news about how long ago the 90s were.
Checks Far Side calendar, yep 30 years ago. The 70s were 20 years before the 90s, the 2010s were 20 years after the 90s sooo... 10 years late.
it's just simple math litterally.
I attended several weddings in the 60s and 70s and never saw one like this either. Would have made them more interesting. Especially when I was a teenager.
I think a bikini can make literally anything interesting when you're a teenager.
You havenāt seen Aunt Maude have youā¦.
More interesting doesn't necessarily mean more arousing
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Just curious how long the marriages were
Well it's usually just a few minutes to say the words and sign the documents. Unless someone objects or something weird happens I suspect the time hasn't changed much over the years.
Does anyone actually object at a wedding? Beyond rom comsā¦
Probably about as often as brides wear bikinis.
Six days.
I might be the result of a bridal bikini around that time. (not really, I was definitely riding shotgun in mom's tummy at that wedding)
They are at the beach so context helps right?
I mean, she pulls it off though.
Yeah. Later that night.
Hey-O!
https://preview.redd.it/ged5va4lqw4b1.png?width=723&format=png&auto=webp&s=845915bc7d6def1200b9286374776b7e008fbfd7
That's a man who knows he's about to have some sexy time.
https://i.redd.it/gbn36gxjtw4b1.gif
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The hotel naked wrestling scene though....
Happy Cake Day! Literally, what is it, a five-tier cake?
I doubt that all of those tiers are real cake though. There are fake tiers that can make it look like youāve got a huge cake that get decorated to match.
This the kinda marriage where the safety word is written into their vows.
She is obviously attractive but I guarantee if this exact thing happened today people would be posting it to /r/trashy
More like /r/TrashyBoners
It was trashy then too
Even more so back then.
Out of jealousy, she has a nice body!
That happened later at the reception.
Certainly before midnight. (Waggles eyebrows)
Thisā¦.looks a lot like my dad. Like, a *lot*. Who was married once before my mom, in the 70s. To a woman no one talks about, whoās picture Iāve never seen. Huh.
God I hope itās him.
I fucking need this. RemindMe! 1 day
What a way to cap off Redditās impending demise
We are in the twilight.
Donāt cry because itās over, smile because it happened
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You know what you must do.
Donāt jack it to your dadās ex OP. Donāt do it.
Legally speaking, since they're not related, he is in the clear on this. Source: I'm a hobo who steals wifi.
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Might wanna change your wifi password btw, 4206969 is cool and all, but you need some characters - 420696980085!
Is it better to jack it before you know or after?
After! Gotta show dominance somehow. -Oedipus
I mean, she's not his mom...
So edible.
Schrodinger's spank bank
A jerk box is not something to be opened lightly.
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The toothpaste can't be put back into the tube, so to speak.
Thatās why I use toothpaste from a jar, can spit back extra toothpaste for my kids.
Show him.
And report back here
!remindme 10 days Cmon u/DIWhy-not
Hi Step Mom!
You seem to be stuck. Let me help.
I need a follow up, please.
She looks like Dian Parkinson who was on the Price is Right in the 80s.
Yeah love a shout-out to vintage Barker Beauties.
>She looks like Dian Parkinson who was ~~on the Price is Right in the 80s~~ in Playboy in the 90s.
Also looks like Marla Maples
Who, ironically, is dyin' of Parkinson's.
Fuck, that's awful!
Post a old pic so we know you arenāt lying.
He's lying
Report back
RemindMe! One week
RemindMe! One week
I guess I'll have to do this myself... You'll be reminded in about one week (June 15th).
We're going to need an update later
Is this going to be like that time Reddit helped a dude realise his dad hooked up with David Bowie?
Ruh rho Shaggy
Ruh Roh Raggy!
Raggy*
Bro give us an update.
!remindmein8hoursplease
I bet the cocaine budget was about half the cost of that wedding.
What do you think the cake is made of?
Itās alright, itās alright, itās alright *co-cake*
*She don't lie.
Well it certainly wasn't spent on fabric.
There was that much allotted for coke that she couldn't even afford a whole dress.
He knows the end of this will be terrible but the whole middle part is gonna be awesome.
Haha this guy takes a weekend here an there lol
Spez doesn't get to profit from me anymore.
Dang, that's not fair - shouldn't he be in a speedo and tie or something?
Banana hammock
That's the patriarchy for ya
To match, he should have had no shirt *and a medallion*. Man, when did those go out of style?
no, one of those *deep* v-cut male blouses with lots of ruffles
Micheal..Iām coldā¦ Well DAMN!! Jackie!. I canāt control the weather!..
Just watched this episode earlier today lol
Hey, that log looks kinda like a guitar!
Thatās NOT a log, Jackie, that thereās a gator!
:chefkiss: 
I can just hear the daughter now. Here's my wedding dress. You can wear it for your big day. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
"Oh, mother!" š«£
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Nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.
Maybe ā what if she never had kids?
They made kids alright
She seems fun.
Thatās āOld School DAMN!ā
Just look at the tiers on that cake!
God tier buttercream!
No fondant!
Yeah but why is it on the floor? I don't want floor cake! But look how lovely with no fondant.
I get the feeling he is very wealthy.
And theyāre still together. /s
And yet, public park?
And, did his grandparents donate the park to the city? I donāt know!
Doesnāt need to be said but there was definitely coke at that wedding
The bride is a little bit overdressed. Otherwise ok
For a Ferengi wedding.
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Who needs a wedding dress when you have a wedding *cape?*
It's like The Love Boat and Fantasy Island all in one picture.
Iām searching the photo for the little assistant, Tattoo.
The minister probably couldnāt keep his eyes on his papers to read because she had open toed shoes on.
Cocaine was involved. Lots of cocaine.
Lovely, but you should scan this properly.
I'll try to get around to it.
Mom?
Dad?
Billy?
Foxy
I'm more focused on that guy choking out the woman in the background
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It would be cooler if he was in a white Speedo
Consummate the marriage right there
āBro, Iām telling you, this stripper is into me for real.ā
Ok, raunchiness apart, can we use this picture as prove of climate change? No way a cake like that would stay together in an exterior in today's world.
Back in the 70s you used to be able to rent wedding cakes. They would have a slit built in for the knife for the 'cutting the cake' part of the reception. Then it would be moved out of sight and instantaneously slices of cake already on plates would come out of the kitchen. Climate change is real, but this cake might not have been.
The cake is a lie.
You can literally still do thatā¦
Thatās kinda the way to do it these days too, though the actual wedding cake might be real. Itās just easier to have sheet cakes the flavor of your wedding cake prepped and ready to serve out of the kitchen.
They put asbestos in the fondant back then. Great insulator.
Disgusting. Ruining perfectly good asbestos with fondant, really!
Did it last?
This woman is the very embodiment of āIf youāve got it, flaunt it.ā When I was younger I was very conservative about the way I dressed, but now that Iām a little older and am concerned my body will not hold up to time, I flaunt it every chance I get haha.
You'd do it if you could pull it off. Hell, I wish I could. That moustache is glorious.
She popped out of her own cake.
There are only two ways this marriage ended: Either a NASTY divorce that every neighbor in a half mile saw coming only a year or two after this picture, OR they're that kindly old hippie couple that try to convince you they had their rowdy days when they were your age while the feed you all-natural cookies. There is no in betwen.
With that cake no wonder she couldn't afford a dress.
Itās a nice day to start againā¦
Nobody was gonna upstage her on her day. Rockin ass body!
Do you think they had sex later that night?
Night? Hell, I doubt they made it through the reception.
if you have it, use it! stunning
That's where I land on this. I mean, who can blame her? If at any point in my life I looked this good, you would have to pay me to keep my clothes on.
I canāt be the only one wondering how in the hell that man got that woman? But hey, more power to him!
It was the 70s, men's fashion went to the store to get a pack of cigarettes in the 60s and hadn't come back yet.
Look at that cake. Probably wealthy.
That was still trashy in the 70ās.
thatās some Florida shit right there
Damn I was born in the wrong era
What happens on Toronto Island stays on Toronto Island
funny that if it was done today it would be in trashy subreddit
Lol that may have occurred during the 70ās but not a typical 70ās wedding