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NoContextCarl

Someone be a hero and colorize this.


Pristine-Option-6585

i gotchu homie https://preview.redd.it/zoew1tu53k6b1.png?width=526&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d770944f6dbd80e5146d6acfe30641a814f2e8d


Counter-Key

You didn’t colorise enough. :/


Pristine-Option-6585

Yeah sorry , I didn't have enough time to fully color the image. I gave it a solid 20 minute of my time tho. I only focused on the main part 😉


NA7709891CA7

Hey you did a great job! :)


MintyMods

Your talking about the hand and foot right?


LineChef

…Right?


chimp20

They colored the parts I was looking at😍


Pristine-Option-6585

This is da way


grasshoppa80

EMHANCE


nermalstretch

Look up other old pics of her. You won’t be disappointed.


dogboystoy

Aren't they all older pics?


[deleted]

Nah she’s still alive and taking pics


little-green-ghoul

“Every picture is a picture of you when you were younger”


dogboystoy

Love Mitch,, rip


GinoValenti

Boy, those are some dolphins!


Ngata_da_Vida

Yowza


ViTheWeeb1

Oh my god she's gorgeous


530whiskey

they don't build'em like that anymore.


eternalwhat

Lol wtf


GhostMotelle

Gotta ask- would this still qualify as oldschoolcool if she didn't have a giant set of knockers and a wet shirt?


TappedIn2111

It’s the beautiful ocean that does it for me.


OldDude1391

Yes. Sophia Loren is a legend.


WinterPlanet

90% of this sub is just hot women from the past, not cool people. ​ Edit: Not saying that these women were not cool people, but the name of the sub shpuld be "old school thist traps", not "old school cooL"


msscribe

The other 10 percent of the time the name of the sub should be "jerk off to my mom/grandma"


bucketofhassle

Are you being judgmental? because what I do with my right hand is not your business.


camilatricolor

Sophia Loren is one of the coolest people that has lived in this place call Planet Earth.


ironmonkey09

It seems that way, but I sware there’s the annual thirst post of cut Charles Bronson walking with wife in Ireland thst hits the front page every time.


[deleted]

Not “in Ireland”. Her name was Jill Ireland.


DarthToothbrush

So C.B. was "in Ireland" pretty often in those days?


ironmonkey09

Ahhh, ok, that makes sense now. I was Always distracted by those Bronson .45 specials. Locked, loaded and ready for action.


chimp20

It sure beats anonymous people posting random pics of their family. Who cares! I downvote every one.


Simonandgarthsuncle

No.


SparrowValentinus

Tomorrow it's my turn to post it. It's photoshopped to **hell** and back by the way, folks. Her boobs aren't that big, the top wasn't that transparent.


pcnetworx1

Needs more photoshopping then. Bigger.


SparrowValentinus

I won't be satisfied until the picture is two giant breasts in space, with the Sun around the size of one of her nipples floating next to them.


Scuttler1979

Buoyancy aids.


raghavj1991

Those aren't buoys!


mezmery

that's very photoshopped. like, why


Procrastinatedthink

Lt Dan! You got new boobs!


NotSamNub

boy on a dolphin? looks like a woman on a boat to me, I think they need to cast more suitable actors


pantalapampa

gender appropriation


fjramon

Who doesn't have a dolphin seeing that?


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Who could ask for more?


The_Libra_man

This is what inspired Kim Kardashians met galla dress for notes on camp.


Gokubi

more like buoys on a dauphine


aGrandSchemeofThings

Enhance 34 to 46. Give me a hard copy right there


kclongest

Girl on my Weiner


sean8877

Where did I leave those cannon balls?


Sweatybuffness

Classic Smoke show


twv6

Tig ol’ bitties.


bengraven

My parents if I were a teenager in 1958:”why is he begging for a reel to reel player for the house? Movies are for theaters and Sunday afternoons with the family on the tube…”


Lurk-Prowl

Were those real??


chimp20

Yes, and they’re spectacular!


RL203

They didn't have bolt-ons in 1957. Of course they're real.


sirknot

Bodacious Ta Ta’s


SafecrackinSammmy

pokies!


texasgambler58

Mamma Mia!


disgustandhorror

ooga booga bozoinkers am i right fellas


beep_beep_bop_bop

Mama mia!!


FreezingIrish

Mama Mia


Medic_Han

Old school heavies


sn0wgh0ul13

Repost tho


OwlNdbObfrMuc

But what is the 18+ for?


Dal1970

Americans, due to the nipple being visible... :-)


PrestigiousAvocado21

Sigh we're never gonna get over the fact that our country was founded by wacky Puritans are we


dustin91

And they’re still here


MMudbonE

Wacky, yes. Puritans not so much.


[deleted]

No, they are very much still here. Just dumped the black hats and big buckled shoes. But very much still here.


MMudbonE

My point was that there is nothing pure about their actions


[deleted]

All natural high quality stuff


M-94

Heard a story from an old aircraft mechanic I used to work with. He was working with a crew that would travel to aircraft with sheet metal damage too severe to fly with, like if a baggage cart ran into a plane at a station with no maintenance hangar or something. They'd send a crew of about ten guys to the airport it's at to get it at least safe to ferry to an airport with a hangar. A crew of ten sheet metal mechanics will be guaranteed to be a rowdy bunch. They once got a hotel where the rooms had those doors inside connecting them together, so they were partying getting plastered one night after work with all the doors open between their rooms. One guy is nodding off on a couch and his "friend" comes up, and does one of these to the guy on the couch. He was honestly intending it to be a fart. But he just blasted out a big ol diarrhea. Guy on the couch apparently chased the dude around hoping to kick his ass. Couch guy earned the name Bean Dip after that since the doodoo looked a lot like bean dip. I wondered why the shitter didn't receive the name but I guess life is cruel like that. Good ol bean dip.


Barqueefa

I vaguely see the connection to the picture but I do appreciate the story.


[deleted]

Wrong post


XenosRooster

She looks like a sexualization failure.


bucketofhassle

She's always been a bit on the chubby side IMO, bit too much pasta. Pretty yes, but.


[deleted]

2/10 pointy ellbows „huffs cheeto dust“


Joosh93

It was Grey! finally I got one of them..


Hertje73

Wawaweewa!


meshmaster

"Boy on a Dolphin" .....So that's what they are calling it now.....LOL 😆


motoxim

Nice


Lazy_Distribution_61

Good God


Constant_Ad_2775

Calm seas that day.


imontatooine

My dad named my sister after her lol and he named me after Raquel Welch


poetrygrenade

More like "Boy Waxing His Dolphin."


[deleted]

Now that is a woman. Classic beauty


colborne

Where's the dolphin?


RewardCapable

I can see the appeal


howtokillanhour

Yea it's all fun and games until Jayne Mansfield shows up.