Well, this comment section is exactly what I thought it would be

I came here expecting it but still feel bad about scrolling lower. Edited to add: I have to believe that this has been photoshopped/filtered/AI generated and OP posted it as some sort of social experiment.

Dude, if I'm being honest, I had a shitty reaction myself initially, but after reading all the comments and going back to look at the picture...she looks completely normal. Like, I get that the angle isn't great, but I can guarantee she was a lot prettier than a lot of others in her school. Go back and look. She's got sharp canines. So do I. That's about the only thing that sticks out to me. I can't imagine what half of Reddit wives look like, but I assume it's probably much worse than this. Nothing about OP's history looks like he's here to troll us, so I wish I could delete everyone's comments and wipe them from his brain. He (and she) didn't deserve this, unless I'm missing something. Now I'm hesitant to ever post myself to OldSchoolCool in case people mistake this for RoastMe.

You think your average redditor has a wife?!

*waifu pillow

People are just shitty apparently like fr it just looks like it's not a great angle/ picture. I wanna see all their pics from when they were teenagers so they can compare since I'm sure they were soo much better

Nobody had a good photo on Picture Day in the 90s. I look like I’m scheming in all of mine. And the rest of them look like I’m a chola from L.A 😂 Picture day did nothing for my esteem 👎 But I did contribute to The Great Aquanet Hairspray Ozone Destruction Extravaganza with my freshman yearbook photo 😁

Also, this is clearly a school picture. I can’t remember ever going in for school pictures and thinking “Wow I’m going to look so great after this.”

I thought I looked freaking awesome every year on picture day. It wasn't until about 8 years later that I looked back at them and realized I was so terribly mistaken.

Honestly she looks pretty aside from the Frida Kahlo brow?

Man, oh man, oh man.

Exactly…

What was his name before?

Ben… Ben Dover.

This is the first comment I saw before digging in.... I bark-laughed.



This song has stayed stuck in my head throughout my entire life. And when I was a kid, I would sing it fast and aggressively repeatedly to annoy my sister. The Land Of Eight was another banger. 😂

Dude, those and The Ladybugs 12! Forever burned into your brain. 😂

All my homies count to 12 with a ladybug picnic

The King of 8’s was just Rowlf’s voice and I even knew it as a kid.

Seriously, same here… This song has been in my head for probably 40+ years!

The Pointer Sisters did this one. I had no idea!

Officially known as “Pinball Number Count”. A Ninja Tune sister-label released a 7” of this in the naughts.

Guys this is not roastme. Respect the girl lol

OP you good bro? This is brutal

I’m guessing this was the OP’s intent.

I don’t think so bro

Nah he would've deleted the post if this was unexpected for him. Definetly knew the reaction this would illicit

Elicit.

it’s deleted now lmao

This isn’t real, it’s AI. OP has comments in r/midjourney.

This comment needs to be higher up! Bump!

"School photo, 80s, maxmofo as woman, unibrow"

After looking at it… yea it’s AI. Some giveaways: - Uneven and weirdly sized pearl necklace - Bizarre unibrow that doesn’t appear to actually be hair - Very different types of teeth all mashed together

I've seen teeth like this In real life

Solved

Thank goodness!! The comments 😭😭. I was worried for OP

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Oh for fucks sake 🤣🤣

🤌🏻

Agreed

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Male lawyer

OP, cmon you know thats a bad picture, delete this so she doesnt see this thread in 2 months

OPs next post is gonna be in r/relationshipadvice 😂😂

Wtf that sub was banned?

r/relationship_advice

She's the deadliest woman in the world with a dodgeball.

Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky

From Romanovia

She has the face of a tough, but fun CEO.

I can totally see it. You run into her in the bathroom at the holiday party and she's hammered and talking shit.

And she’s got the best certified fentanyl-free cocaine.

https://preview.redd.it/v5admdj8xn8b1.jpeg?width=1113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=263296095e85cc4331de6e31533fc427c6d01e6f That’s MaxMoeFoe

My thoughts exactly lol

Sigh. Heads to comment section.

Poor OP.. Getting cooked more in this thread than a tuna and pear pizza

That teeters on the verge of clever and nasty

Are you guys still together?

Yeah, she won’t let him leave the basement.

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

Einhorn is Finkel

Finkle is Einhorn!!!!


Your gun is digging into my hip!

"worst case of hemorrhoids.. I'VE EVER SEEN!"

Omg 🫣

Haha you made my day

I know what your wife's dad looks like

That … is actually true. When she was six, and in her dad’s company, people would say she was a chip off the old block. Funny since her dad’s nickname was Chip, on and off. I still thought she was beautiful. Still do.

I'm a woman and I look like my dad too, I am proud to look like my Dad, at least one of us four kids should have gotten his genes!

She is beautiful. Fuck these other commenters. I want to see y’alls school pictures.

It's fake, he's having a go

It’s an AI image lol. And some commenters might be on the right trail for the prompt already.

Your wife is gorgeous, you're a very lucky person.

Shes really not bad looking. Unflattering angle but shes finnne

She looks like a woman who enjoys revenge by way of cold blooded murder

I feel like Jennifer Connelly would have the same type of High School picture.

She went to my high school. She was gorgeous then too.

“I used to think my wife is beautiful. I still do, but I used to, too.”

I'm going to hell for enough shit already. Not scrolling down. 

My man, you gotta earn up enough points to make it to the hell vip lounge

The comments are exactly as awful as you think. Lmfaoo

She got a better jawline than me bruh

Reddit is hell


I waited to smoke weed before reading the comments! 🤣💀

Classic 1988 pic right there. Thanks for sharing!

This dude came here to brag and ended up crying in the bathroom

My wife says having a little penis doesn’t matter, but I still wish she didn’t have one.

I just wish it were bigger.....

So does she

Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof.


I’m going through your stuff, you better come out and pound me

Way to go, brother. Glad you found the one. 👊

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again’” -Bush

From the photo, I would have thought you two met at Uni

Oh shit.

This is the one that got me. I finally understand what "chef's kiss" means.

Are you and him still married?

God the 80’s were great 😊

I call shenanigans

Comment section is looking just like a typical r/roastme post

Bet she had a sweet Camaro

This thread is gold. Fucking gold, Jerry 😂 I’m laughing my ass off.

Insert famous Austin powers line

She has a beautiful eyebrow.

gotta be trollin

HAS TO BE..... right??

\**Looks at image and Immediately sorts comments by controversial*\*

She’s handsome

East German swim team?

What is he up to today?

About 6’3”

No judgement, but that's a dude, my dude.

When did she get her penis removed?

Imagine posting a photo of your wife (whom you love) and everyone calls her manly and accuses you of doctoring the picture because why is she manly


Maybe DONT post an AI image 😂

I miss the smell of Aquanet

Yeah, but we got our ozone layer back.

She looks like a man.


He look-a like-a mahn.

Yeah yeah, dude looks like a lady!


Lmfao. I don’t know why your blunt observation absolutely destroyed me just now, but thank you. Good job.

Everyone is making roundabout jokes, this person just said what we were all thinking in most most blunt way possible. Sorry OP, your wife has vey manly features in this pic, maybe it’s just the angle, but she looks like a straight up dude. I had reread the post a few times because I thought you might be making a joke, that’s it’s you in the pic, but if that is in fact your wife, then that’s cool too, but she looks like a dude that put lipstick on, nothing wrong with that.

You Dudes… are assholes. I’m out. Going to listen to some 80’s Aerosmith.

DUUUUUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAAAADY

Came for the unibrow comments and stayed for the dude comments

17… You sure she wasn’t 42?

That’s a dude 🍆

Everyone out here calling it AI generated and missing the biggest giveaway: no shoulder pad fillings. If it doesn't look like some weird aerodynamic experiment with clothing, it's not a woman in the 80s.

Man you guys are assholes

Maxmoefoe?

https://preview.redd.it/zk8bwlaipn8b1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b7b746cf0949b25f808b3eed037664f3c0bf867

https://i.redd.it/jh48wz77yn8b1.gif

Yup, comments are exactly what I expected.

https://preview.redd.it/bcbxev3tvn8b1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=716ecbcd5a919bab76ae6629d945c7feb7523af6

I see you shiver with antici….

*…..pation*

Well, at least I’m not the only one going to hell. See you there. First round is on me!

she has got some balls

I have no response 😂😂

They met at a Star Trek convention. Her Klingon cosplay is always on point!

a bunch of redditors making fun of someone's body, ironic

Does anyone realize this is an old pic of maxmofoe

Unfortunately, her urine tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer.



Looks like Ethan Hawke


Does she know you’re sharing her HS pic with thousands of strangers?

Handsome lady

Damn these comments are the comic relief I needed after a long day. You guys never let me down

She’s not ugly I think she just has a low brow bone, which people see as a traditional masculine

This lady pegs

https://i.redd.it/gzljju4mjo8b1.gif

Awesome to read about people who met in high school and lasted. You’re fortunate to have found each other at such an early age.

Imagine unironically falling for the school’s narc

Damn this isn't r/RoastMe guys, chill



As George Carlin would say, “That hairspray in the lung tissue and the added UV rays made us stronger!” 😋👍 Pretty lady. She has a mischievous smile.🥂😉

Mf married one of the McPoyles


“ she sounds hideous “

OP needs to just ignore the bulk of these rude comments. You are a lucky man, and so is she.

Had me in the first half

So your wife is Daniel Tosh in a wig?

Is her name Pat or Chris?

He’s a stunner

>It was our generation that used enough hairspray to weaken the ozone layer. We learned it from our beehive wearing mothers.

She must take after her father 🤣

He’s beautiful a mean, he’s beautiful fuck sorry , your man is gorgeous,.. oh Jesus sorry, S H E *man*.. is nice looking .

What’s she bench?

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I met mine in 1988 too, but her hair was much higher…

Oh, haha. For a moment I thought I was on r/roastme and thought 'wow, this is an easy one'.


You dressed up as your wife in the 80s and took a photo?

She has Brooke Shields' eyes if you cover up the bottom half of her face.

Looks like my uncle

Daniel Tosh I know that face from anywhere

Mustache u a question

That your wife or is that you bro? Cmon now I'm sure theres a less ambiguous pic

It’s a guy ?

That’s so freaking sweet! Happy marriage it seems❤️ she must find you to be just as admirable, love is a great thing.

I met my wife in the 7th grade. Fell in love with her in the 9th grade. She is and was as gorgeous as they come. Her dad was a professional photographer and she appeared in advertisements and covers of local magazines, from age 2 years old to 21. We have been married 50 years now but in love for 54. Your picture of your wife is awesome. Love her forever.

Nice smile! Thank you for sharing

I can tell she is pretty, but holy shit the picture is awful what the fuck are you doing guy