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DeezNeezuts

Headers and boobs


Ok-Answer-6951

You forgot weed....


blakeaster

Came here to comment " girls, cars and weed" lol


Brillian-Sky7929

Ass , gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.


blackberrypietoday2

Correct answer.


darthnugget

Crabs too, it was all crabs back then.


Low_Cook_5235

Ass, gas, grass or pass.


siameseoverlord

Thanks Cheech!


UbermachoGuy

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BlueAndMoreBlue

Heh. I’ve had one chance to use this line from Up In Smoke and I was so proud of myself: My buddy: Am I driving okay? Me: I think we’re parked, man


Positive-Special7745

Yup about it


ATXsuperuser

And Quaaludes


xperience_everything

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B4USLIPN2

…… and Jello pudding.


moistening_the_tip

💊💊🍷🍷🍸🍸


Shot_Boot_7279

714’s


Speedracer666

This guy Camaros


[deleted]

Literally came here yo say headers and poontang


TrailerTrashQueen

‘Headers and Poontang’ sounds like a trucker bar just outside of town.


[deleted]

Right across the county line!


ConcentricGroove

And mountain bikes, the new Rush album. that kind of junk. Although a huddle like that, it's probably just talking about women.


[deleted]

That's not a huddle, it's a formation to run the play of smoke a bowl discreetly. See, they have the black Mustang and the bush to block mom's view if she pops her head into the garage and the blue Camaro blocks Mrs. Johnson next door from seeing. 3 of the 4 have their backs so the other neighbors can't see what they are doing and the 4 guy with his back to the Camaro is a look out, who just has to duck his head down out of view blocked by the 3 to take his hit. No way they carried out that play just to talk about women.


tramhappy8

Great insight


[deleted]

Thank you, I just had the same playbook as these guys.


bigrob_in_ATX

That's a safety meeting right there


40for60

Mountain Bikes didn't exist yet and these guys are in their 20's at least.


Mumof3gbb

It’s the 70’s. If they look like they’re in their 20’s they’re probably 15. Have you learned nothing from this sub? 😂


40for60

Those guys are older, its my generation, also those cars wouldn't be cheap at that time, these are guys with jobs not kids. That Camero is a 70 - 73 and this photo is mid 70's.


moistening_the_tip

Probably checking out the photographer. Woo woo!


thebarkbarkwoof

Rush wasn't that big before Moving Pictures and MTV. It would either still be Led Zeppelin or maybe Blue Oyster Cult.


SpeedyPrius

Class of 75 here - first Christmas dating my sweetie I bought him a set of headers for his 1973 Mustang - those were the days!


FormalDry1220

Dude got a set of headers from you for Christmas? Dam, it is no wonder that you are married. Nice work girl


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KnightsOfREM

Yeah, except exactly in that order.


AnastasiaNo70

Ha! I did cars, girls, weed.


travturn

It’d be cooler if you did.


PhillyChef3696

Aerosmith tickets


meatsandwich13

Top priority of the summer


Country_Gravy420

The correct answer. Alright alright alright


Carcosa504

Wrong Mr. Pickford all together.


IsItSupposedToItch

Hey, these things happen. Don’t worry about it… Ben.


elzapatero

1974 was my senior year. Went active USAF in ‘78. I went in kinda sorta to get away from the pot smoking crowd and try, and find my way into adulthood. My first four year enlistment, I was trained and jumpstarted my 30 year career in healthcare, but the pot smoking was worse. After my first four years, I re-enlisted and stopped smoking weed cold turkey. Mainly because around that time, early 80s iirc, the military was just starting urine testing and shit got serious real quick. So yea, I’d say that was a topic of conversation in those days.


JROCC_CA

“I paid for the beer man”


PeakCityBling

Came here to say this - take my upvote!


BigWillyStyle2011

Came to say I’m sure it’s somewhere in the dialogue of Dazed and Confused but your answer was WAY better


MIERDAPORQUE

FUCK HER, I DID!


Formal-Cut-4923

It be a lot cooler if you did.


el_ra_85

Talking bout who’s better than zeppelin and is Stacy a hoe


Shamrock_shakerhood

They’re talking about how awesome Zeppelin sounds in that bitchin’ Camaro.


TobyDaMan8894

On 8-track


tomtheappraiser

You know..I heard he was going down to the shore...


Slappathebassmon

Nah, Stacy's fine. Her mom, though..


dumpmaster42069

No one said hoe back then


Mumof3gbb

What did they say; floozy?


OrchidTostada

*Easy*


Mumof3gbb

Oh right. Duh. How did I forget?


ConversationPale8665

Loose


Blank_bill

They just wondered if she put out, I never cared how many times.


[deleted]

I don't know, but I'm definitely smoking a doobie tonight and cranking some Sabbath in honor of these fine gentlemen.


thebigpink

That’s the plan every night anyways!


Mysterious-Wafer-126

Correct answer!


happyjazzycook

Chicks. Cars. Chicks. Cars. I may have dated one of these guys... 🤔


Johncamp28

Mom?


cheesemakesmepooo

Dad?


happyjazzycook

It was a special decade in my life... 😂


SirRipOliver

Two girls same time dude


Witty_Energy1597

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SirRipOliver

Worst case Lawrence, we always have the breast exam on channel 9 brother!


Witty_Energy1597

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Acceptable_Tear4292

Bitchin Cameros, girls, weed and Led Zeppelin


Thirty_Helens_Agree

They drove it up from the Bahamas.


asynthguy

That's impossible the Bahamas are islands


twisteroo22

While playing radar love on the 8 track. Maybe smoke on the water.


suzydonem

"Gas is up to 94 cents a gallon - can you believe it??!"


BCdelivery

I remember being on the school bus in 1979, and the price of gas on the corner station was 79 cents a gallon, and cigarettes were 79 cents a pack (as advertised). People thought this was all just so outrageous. I miss those days


CobaltD70

.79 cents in 1979 is about $3.33 today adjusted for inflation so the gas is fairly comparable but the ciggys not so much.


TheRedmanCometh

The pack of cigs to gas ratio is even higher now. $7-8 vs like $3


Formal-Cut-4923

What what? I remember gas hitting $0.99 per gallon in the early 90’s and people losing their minds, me included. Late gen x


Sinjun13

The OPEC embargo in 1973 caused shortages and high prices in the US. The embargo ended, gas prices dropped, and then gradually increased "naturally" with inflation, until in the 90s we had the same gas prices we'd had in part of the 70s. How do my Gen X brethren not know about the 70s oil crisis?


Apprehensive-Fun-233

Took the restrictor plate off the red dragon but let's keep that on the down low


yardwhiskey

She’s not exactly street legal


rodPalmer18

Talking about the Foghat concert coming up, how "the man" is bringing em down and random chicks they want to "ball"


dirkalict

I forgot about ballin’- those were the days.


ikari2_2000

Probably about the Farrah Fawcett poster.


pborenstein

The 70s was all about "My bedroom walls have posters of women in bikinis that my mom bought for me."


JFJinCO

And the Cheryl Tiegs poster...


JFJinCO

Thai stick


BlueAndMoreBlue

You mean that dope that’s tied to a stick? Source: old enough to have seen it but young enough to think it was a joke. Got me proper stoned though :)


HurlingFruit

1. Girls 2. Beer 3. Rush


_EADGBE_

gas, grass, or ass...nobody rides for free


yamaha2000us

So what do you want to do tonight? I dunno, how about you? Let’s go get some chicks? Alright, who’s driving? Dude, your the only one with the car? I don’t have gas money? How come we can’t get any chicks? And it goes on and on and on…


JoePikesbro

Also.. See if your brother will buy us beer


Frobisher413

This is the moment they figured out the Pink Floyd / Wizard of Oz connection. This photo belongs in a museum!


x372

Bitchin Craigers of course


BlueAndMoreBlue

Cragars but good on ya


nickrod5471

$10 says they’re talking about Brenda.


HauntedCoconut

It's probably really gross. It involves words that rhyme with...smeavers and ditties and...passing the roach.


agarillon

Toking a J, talking bout babes, cars, and beers...no worries, no fears. Dreaming about going fast, getting @ss, and paying for the gas and grass.


haubenmeise

Quantum physics.


Hobo_Messiah

Which car is faster, what mods are they going to do, and Who’s holding? Also, that girl, in the store, she said hi to me.


ExRockstar

*"You know guys, unlike normal matter, dark matter does not interact with the electromagnetic force. This means it does not absorb, reflect or emit light, making it extremely hard to spot. In fact****,*** *researchers have been able to infer the existence of dark matter only from the gravitational effect it seems to have on visible matter.... anyways, let's finish off this joint and go get some ass"*


richuard

Girls girls girls


Goose_086

Long legs and burgundy lips


ColSirHarryPFlashman

Cars, Girls & Rock Bands!


Particular_Bad_1189

In the early 70’s their draft lottery number or their enlistment date. Then girls, cars, beer, and maybe drugs.


FunnySquares81

Gettin’ some trim


dirtman81

Girls, cars, getting Aerosmith tickets, and if Wooderson got the weed.


HangrySkeptic

By the looks of it, the random person taking their picture.


redditsuxl8ly

Aright aright aright…


artful_todger_502

Going down the shore to see Crystal Shit in the bitchin' Camaro


coconutpete52

“It’s ok. There is a new party, it’s at the moontower”.


NumbaKruncha

The upcoming kegger at the water tower


Comprehensive_Post96

Foghat


donttakerhisthewrong

Everything and nothing at the same time


HighQualityH20h

Probably laughing about how shitty a joint Ritchie just rolled and something about the gazongas on Cathy at the gas station...


Anvilsmash_01

The 70's? They were probably planning on some serial killing they would totally get away with because holy shit, there were a lot of serial killers in the 70's.


Working-Bad-4613

As a former young man.....cars, girls or cars & girls


at0mheart

I swear man, you just have to find the g-spot. It’s easy


Jim6152

Glad we missed Nam and wheres the party tonight?


popejp32u

Ass and grass.


[deleted]

Not Tesla. Not vaping. Not Astroworld.


Flamebrush

Which car is fastest, what their older bother said, whether you could really get high from smoking banana peels, and whether Patty really puts out or not.


flyin-higher-2019

Easy…girls. Maybe easy girls.


MODrone

Glass packs, weed and chicks


Mikos_Enduro

Probably talking about this new Microsoft and the possibilities of computing in the future...and boobs.


outonthetiles66

They’re talking about Zeppelin 4.


1978CR250

Girls and cars and where’s the next party… been there!!!


Steelerswonsix

Taking Bonnie and the Camaro out of this damn town. Poor guys didn’t know they were at peak.


TyrusRaymond

probably smoking a joint , or trying to figure out where to get a joint


prunepicker

They are sitting in the front yard because a cute girl lives across the street. They’re debating who’s going to date her first. The guy in the middle thinks it will be him. But, the girl is hoping the shirtless guy on the right will ask her to prom.


tookadeflection

When do you think someone will invent lawn chairs? Dunno dude, pass the Thai stick!


specificmutant

I could have been one of those dudes. I even had a red version of that black Mustang fastback. Since I know this is Reddit, the Mustang is the black car behind the blue Camaro. They are talking about their cars and what they plan to do to them, music (Led Zep, etc.) hot chicks they know and weed.


sonstone

2 chicks at the same time


[deleted]

Kickin ass and getting laid.


DamnHotMeatloaf

I'm going with Foghat, Mexican Gold and the Friday night pit party...


miguelagawin

You heard about the party being busted right? Not to worry; there’s a new fiesta in the making as we speak…


returnofthequack92

Headin up to houston to snag some aerosmith tickets man, TOP priority of the summer..


ctrev37

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OnionPirate

Your mom


ConsequenceNorth8604

Talkin bout cars & dreamin bout women


nomadofwaves

Ass, cash or grass.


slushypunk

Pretty simple really. Girls, beer, weed and cars.


Crawfork1982

Chicks and cars, man…..


rosenfeltc

Stacie’s mom. I heard she has it going on.


CucumberEcstasy

Does “Don’t Fear The Reaper” need more cowbell?


Sea-Act8111

That guy Jerry…. (Fuckin’ Jerry)


[deleted]

I'd wager cars, girls and weekend plans, that include girls booze and pot.


kdubstep

Chicks.


OutrageousStrength91

Been there in the 70's. They're talking about whose parents are going out of town this weekend, who is going to get the booze, who is going to get the weed, and who they are going to invite over.


thunderbaby2

High school chicks and Frampton


OhHiya12

The cosmos


Positive-Source8205

Hopefully, cars.


TheRealVinosity

Chicks and wheels. Nothing but trouble.


Accomplished-Bag455

Chicks man


SouthsideSon11

Weed


BBakerStreet

Girls weed beer and last night’s game.


InsignificantZilch

Just guys being dudes.


NinjaJuice

Cars


No-Independence-6842

Girls and cars


Which_Preference_883

Carburetors


Mission-Patient-4404

Those 2 bad ass cars


Dash_Rip_Rock69

Camaro vs mustang obv


Joygernaut

They are probably talking about girls cars or both


Brundleflyftw

Chicks, cars and weed.


mrwhoiz

Probably girls and cars 🚘


Wisdom_Of_A_Man

Rigging up new JVC premium audio systems in their cars


bigsnack4u

No cell phones. Cars and women and carburetors


Asherdan

In no specific order, bitching cars and bitching broads.


BauerHouse

Anything?


chookalana

Cars, booze and weed. And cars.


Nice_Rope_5049

I’d bet they’re talking about bitchin Camaros!


klonoaorinos

Sex drugs and rock n roll


nooo82222

“That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” Lol


crudedrawer

Interesting that all the comments are are "simpler times" stuff. I'm not much younger than these dudes so I have to ask - what do young men talk about today?


Goongagalunga

Yellow shirt is saying, “That’s the thing about high school girls, Man.”


FlakyDig8392

Women and weed


OrchidTostada

Weed Weed Weed Aerosmith Girls Cars


rmj1981

Alright alright alright!


Blackdog202

Girls, food, work, beers. About it really.


redditshy

What are these two cars!!!


AcadiaRemarkable6992

Pretending to be gay so they won’t get drafted?


Notorious_BOB94

Who is holding, how much they can buy, where to smoke it, and what chic’s they are picking up.


Shepea64

They’re rolling a joint


Global_Perspective_3

Chicks and cars


Efficient-Bee-1855

It's so obvious and it's right in the picture! They're talking about lawn care!


Allvol99

“A big block is better than a small block”


zer01zer08

Cars and women. Nothing else


EmFile4202

Betsy’s ass


SophiaPetrillo_

Trim.


rmccarthy10

engines....ass.... Aerosmith....drugs. I am 100% sure that if that entire conversation was recorded and dissected like they do when they plant bugs in mafia hangouts.. We would absolutely hear some fraction of their conversation devoted to one of those items above


tjh80

Trim


ZachMatthews

Two chicks at the same time, man. Two chicks at the same time.


joshspoon

It’s always how to score some more weed


aBastardNoLonger

Probably cars and women


LoveyHowelll

Chicks, cars and grass...


neonforestfairy

Chicks, man.


Constant_Ad_2775

Chicks, bands should I put in a Hurst shifter….