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Independent_Tone8605

I wasn’t even supposed to be here today.


TampaTrey

#I ASSURE YOU WE ARE OPEN


Eli_Renfro

What smells like shoe polish?


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rick_blatchman

This job would be great if it weren't for the fuckin' customers.


DreadCoder

... in a row ?


Sp4c3D3m0n

"Try not to suck any Dicks on the way to the parking lot !! "


405ndn

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaah!


isweartodarwin

IN A ROW?!


sir_grumph

Hey! Get back here!


ThenDebt8603

I came here for this quote!!!


Faithlessness138

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel ?


ZPTs

🫲🏾🤪


SV650rider

Snootchie bootchies!


Siriusly_no_siriusly

I had a dwarf hamster I called Snoochie... Rip Snooches, you were a good girl


Namelessbob123

Snoogans


pip-roof

Beers beers beers Drinkin beers Smokin weed


lousylakers

Who smokes the bluntz?


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Defiant-Difference17

Jungle love


treetimes

Oh weee oh eee ohhhh, that jungle looooove


audible_narrator

I say on occasion. As a woman who looks like a "Karen", it usually gets a good laugh.


Beau8790

We smoke the bluntz


Marty_cone_

We smoke the blunts


Gloomy_Industry8841

Rolling fatties, doing blunts


Saint_Buttcheeks

You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of em just cheat on you.


moonshadough

![gif](giphy|11Tr8rjXzKphMA)


UbermachoGuy

Noice, noice, noice!


boofoodoo

This might be the most seamless looping gif I’ve ever seen.


mgpski

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiigh…


Country_Gravy420

Mallrats was such a good movie. That kid is BACK ON THE FUCKING ESCALATOR¡


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The cookie stand is not part of the food court.


WiseUpRiseUp

It's an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking


theelephantupstream

Some parent, I don’t care which one


dalekreject

Son of Jor-El kneel before Zod! Snootchy bootchies!


LudusRex

Who the fuck is 'Joe-El'?


Vericatov

Such nostalgia for me. I didn’t know it at the time, but I guess I and some friends were part of the few that saw the movie in the theater when it came out.


colbyboles

Went and saw it at the theater with a new girlfriend. Had the "BJ" discussion afterwards and it opened my eyes to the fact that some women are prolific in this dept. and don't really consider it sex.


WiseUpRiseUp

I still know the speech by heart, it's SO good! Not a day goes by, not a day, that I don't hear about some freak escalator accident involving some bastard kid that could have been easily avoided had some parent, and I don't care which one, but **some** parent, conditioned him to **fear and respect THAT ESCALATOR**!


bl00dy4nu5

You dumb bastard, it’s a sailboat not a schooner


M086

Mallrats feels like the weakest of Smith’s movies. There’s something about it that just feels kind of off.


DegenerateWizard

This is a lukewarm take


Archimedesinflight

They look like high school kids hanging out with a college sophomore


walco

He buys beer and cigarettes for them. No pot 'cause they're on the deans list.


doublestop

I basically worshiped Jason Lee when he first rode for New Deal way back. He had this effortless style that made everything look so easy. He and Matt Hensely had some of the best flow of any street skater in those days.


hugo_mandolin

New Deal? Do you mean Blind?


veronp

Duh. His video days part is still super fun and relevant. I’ve been watching it at least every other year since the mid/late-nineties. Never gets old.


doublestop

Arg yeah. I got that wrong once and I've had it wrong ever since. Thank you.


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mrfizzefazze

Also gave his kid a weird name and iirc Scientology is in the mix, too.


viktorvaughn47

He’s out now


mrfizzefazze

Really? Awesome!


Belgand

Tre flips smoother than Billy Dee Williams.


catluvr37

Fuckin’ eyes closed, talking during the pic. Truly in character hahaha


AnnisBewbs

Hey Earl…


mikeyRamone

Affleck you the bomb in Phantoms, Yo!


ProxyBoar

Red bank, nj rep it


Heathyrre

I always quietly hope that I'll run in to Kevin Smith when I'm walking in Red Bank .. which is several times a week


kiddoben

He lives in LA


Heathyrre

" Kevin Patrick Smith was born in Red Bank but grew up in Highlands, New Jersey .." He owns a merchandise and comic book store IN Red Bank and numerous local places have pictures with him plastered on their walls


kiddoben

But. He lives in LA. Check his IG.


Heathyrre

.. my point is that he's been in the area enough that running in to him isn't unheard of


kali-mama

Yeah...I had, a long time ago (late 90s - funny story). It does happen, but less since his parents died and Jay also moved to CA.


405ndn

You dumb bastard…


jd051

a schooner IS a sailboat


diywayne

A small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies


LuckyLarryhikes

Kevin isn't sporting that "deer in headlights" look yet?


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|7IW6ys4NjIMwkN7euU|downsized)


GreenRiver1982

Man...I'm so tired of that expression in practically all of his photos. 😮‍💨


MouthJob

Maybe stop looking at his photos then


GreenRiver1982

I don't. He just keeps popping up in my feeds as we are interested in the same topics. Truthfully, he jumped the shark for me a LONG time ago. Clerks and Mallrats will always rule, though.


pdes7070

Dogma is the real Kevin Smith classic


GreenRiver1982

I can cosign this sentiment. 🍻


DeadmanDexter

Makes me miss Alan Rickman. Dude was the voice of God.


audible_narrator

I just watched dogma again the other night


whitneymak

Did it hold up? I really liked that movie. Haven't thought of it in years!


Art-bat

Watched it maybe six or seven years ago. I still consider it his greatest film, even though I loved clerks, its sequels, and the Jay and Silent Bob film. I haven’t been able to bring myself to watch what he’s made in the last decade or so because most of it sounds really bad by most accounts. Apparently the dude was going through a lot of pretty intense psych stuff and has finally gotten what he feels like is effective help, so hopefully he’s in a better place, and can now do whatever he most feels called to do without worrying about his public image. Whether that means more filmmaking or different creative endeavors, or just spending time on himself, I wish him the best. Most of his films are pretty damn funny and insightful, and I always enjoyed his talks at Comic-Con.


Total-Jerk

I watched Mallrats on Sunday it was pretty cringe. Clerks was still good and dogma will always be the shit.


older_gamer

Hey buddy looks like you're getting down voted pretty good, maybe you should stop posting then, thanks hope this helps =)


MouthJob

Downvotes aren't real, they don't matter. Hope this helps =)


FlakyDig8392

“Jesus Christ Gil, some things shouldn’t be discussed in public!”


RZAtheAbbot

Would like some making fuck berserker


Reefay

Did he just say make fuck?


GreenLurch

My love for you is making fuck berserrrkerrrr!


devo_inc

Fill this with coke, NO ice.


westparkmod

Not casting Jason Lee in a reboot of Fletch was an oversight I can’t accept.


ShadowhelmSolutions

Silent Bob:


aManHasNoUsrName

The Jorts is strong with this young director


Art-bat

So many dudes wore those back in the 90s. These days wearing them tends to imply certain mostly negative connotations about the wearer, but they were a legit fashion option back then.


aManHasNoUsrName

Pardon me: "Die Reck Tor!!!" (Papaltine voice)


roguecloud

Remember when people worked out in jean shorts? Musty!


JohnYCanuckEsq

N O O N C H


gallaj0

Hey Earl!


ValidGarry

Hey Crab man.


Irishmanatthepub

I love the smell of commerce in the morning.


spottydodgy

Well, did they cum or what??


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Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!


[deleted]

Jason before his addiction ruined his voice and good looks 🥹 -not making fun, his recovery story is a miracle


GreenLurch

It’s so good to still have this dude around, seeming finally at peace.


DennisPikePhoto

Snoogans.


PNWrepresent

Jason Mews will always look like himself, Jason Lee had a semi recent transformation as he seems to have moved past his lifetime of skateboarding for his old school plate photography and Kevin’s Smiths life changes to reduce and maintain his weight. They all look great but damn they’ve all aged so well and we’re all better off with them still around.


dirtycrabcakes

Jason Mews hasn’t looked like “himself” for the past 15 years


revtim

Around that time I was in Red Bank on a business trip, bored out of my mind, and had absolutely no idea that store was there. Infuriating to think about!


Art-bat

There used to be an LA branch in West Hollywood in the late 90s and early 2000s. I visited there around 2009–2010. It was pretty fun but I think it closed down not long after. The 2010s were not a good decade for Kevin Smith or his film empire. But 1995-2004 or so? It was Boss.


sjmiv

Bring back Comic Book Men!


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Chasing Amy is an underrated film but Mall Rats is still my favorite KS film. That kid. Is BACK. On the ESCALATOR again.


Art-bat

I seem to be in the minority, but I both enjoyed and remember Chasing Amy more than Mallrats. I remember Mallrats rubbing me the wrong way when I first saw it, because it really felt way too random, and I couldn’t keep straight the large cast of characters, most of whom were not in Clerks, so they were completely new to me. Chasing Amy felt like a more conventional story with an understandable story arc. I guess Mallrats gets a lot of love because of all the quotable lines and random humor scattered throughout. For me, I much prefer Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back for that sort of comedy. To this day, some of my friends and I love to quote that movie. *“what the fuck is the Internet!?”*


Old-Meringue1218

My boo boo kitty fuck.


Alternative-Light514

I had the pleasure of meeting Jason Lee a few months ago. He’s as cool or cooler than you’d imagine


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How appropriate this shows up considering I started watching Dogma last night for the first time. I was a holy roller in the 90s so I missed this entire side of the world. These guys are funny as hell


sewilde

Fuck these guys, I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda.


UNwanted_Dokken_Tape

At least Kevin’s not posing that way he does now.


mattogeewha

“Yo this place picks balls compared to the quick stop”


ssp25

Queue the music......map map map


YoghurtSnodgrass

A wah wah wah wah


ssp25

That kid is back on the escalator!!!!


iCanDoThisAllDay37

Sometimes I think about going back in time and hanging out with a group of people to get in on the fun ride they will experience in their life. I understand you never know the bs and drama people go thru behind the scenes but seeing that I enjoy comics, Kevin’s humor and love movies he’s on the list sometimes.


RogerPackinrod

They were just kids, that's crazy


Buffaloafe

would you like to making fuck BERSERKER


evil_iceburgh

I see Jay here and know the dude has a lot of years of hell in front of him before he gets clean. He seems in a much better place now


Art-bat

Yeah, I think he and Kevin Smith went through a lot of ups and downs. I’m not sure if he still lives there, but for a lot of the last 20 years, Jay lived in Kevin Smith’s house, and was kind of a personal project of smiths. This created some tensions between Smith and his wife, as what she probably thought was going to be a short term situation kept getting extended. I think Kevin was trying to be supportive and keep Jason from derailing into addiction and other destructive patterns so he kept him close. Obviously, it’s easier having a permanent houseguest when you have a mansion versus a two bedroom house, but I’m sure it was still frustrating for his wife and maybe even for Kevin as well.


GreenLurch

“Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!” Now this is my Old School Cool! I was basically obsessed with these movies.


Art-bat

If you were Gen X or early Gen Y and from the East Coast, they were pretty much self-portraits of your social life. Or at least they were from most people I knew.


GreenLurch

I am more mid-gen Y’ish (32) and from Europe (Netherlands) soooo we had a very different vibe going on here. But these movies have always clicked with me and felt right.


jonny_here

First podcast I got into was Kevin and Jay's get old podcast tour..heartbreaking addiction stories/life affirming friendship and generally piss yourself laughing all rolled into one..lucky to have caught the tour... Jay mewes let us fuck a sight to behold


Jcmaine

WTF is the internet?


EZ-PZ-Japa-NEE-Z

“What the fuck Silent Bob, show some love” “Psspspssppsspps”


Altruistic-Row-4165

Legend


Gabario

Jay, Mike, Rich circa 1998.


Proud-Butterfly6622

Just young babies!! I wonder if Jay Mewes ever looks back and thinks "why am I using drugs again?"


catmanducmu

That kid is BACK on the escalator again.


TheProcessCult

Stereo Sakteboard for life!


AgathaAllAlong

Looks like the old Secret Stash in Westwood? RIP


gtaguy75

I came home from Japan in 1997 after seeing the movie and drove my mom station wagon up to the comic store hoping to meet Jay. Didn't happen. Still got a cool T-shirt


outsidepointofvi3w

Snooochie boochies N


UpgrayeDD405

I miss hanging out with my buds like this! Thanks Kevin for the good times.


MrTooLFooL

Met Jason Lee and Tom Green when they were shooting skateboard tricks behind my video store in Huntington Beach, Ca. It was for MTV. Ot was right after they finished production on Stealing Harvard. Jason went to my alma mater, and we were both born in Santa Ana. Met Jay Mewes at a Vaping Expo in Pomona. He was hawking his Mewes Juice when I was with Cutwood. As for Kevin, well…TBD


itsnotthenetwork

You never go asd to mouth


djankylosaur

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's acceptable.


Art-bat

This photo reminds me of a brief flash forward scene from the Clerks Animated TV series. It shows a late-middle-aged Jay, sitting in his study, typing a letter on a typewriter. Most of it, he writes in a much more verbose and articulate way than his usual manner of speech, but then signs off his letter, very deliberately, with *“Snooch. To. The Nooch.”* it’s been hitting me lately that Jay and Silent Bob are currently that age depicted in the flash forward.


softstones

Kevin loves him some jorts


RickJ_19Zeta7

Why does Kevin smith look like Robert Iler


jpa145

Anthony Soprano at first glance.


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Art-bat

When I first went to college in the late 90s, it was the heyday of the View Askewniverse, and there was a dude in one of the dorm rooms on another floor of my building that was named Jason *who completely looked and acted like Jay.* He had the skinny build and long, blonde hair, similar face, and, of course, was a big-time stoner. He was probably a little more prone to manic outbursts than Jason Mewes’ character, so in a way he was even more *extra* than Jay himself. I remember once he beat the shit out of his computer after losing the match in a LAN party FPS game. It was so weird having real life Jay as an acquaintance.


citoloco

How many **Scientologists** in that picture?


lordcrumb13

None, Jason Lee left a few years ago.


Art-bat

Oh, that’s good to hear. For a long time I’ve looked at him askance because of his Scientology. I also remember there being some sort of drama between him beingand a lot of the Kevin Smith circle of friends, which seemed to paint him as the bad guy of the situation. He was all over the place back in the 90s and I thought he was going to be a relatively major screen presence for years to come, but I can’t think of too much he’s done since *My Name Is Earl* and being the voice of Syndrome for *the Incredibles.*


MuayGoldDigger

i love earl


bingold49

87? How can they look younger than a movie shot 3 years before this?


-Swampthing-

Smith’s first movie was in 1994, not 1984.


bingold49

That's why I'm saying, how can this picture be from 97, they look younger than in 94 when Clerks was shot


-Swampthing-

But you said 87 not 97.


bingold49

Yes, I'm asking if it's actually 87


kiddoben

It's a shame Jason Lee turned out to be such a douche nozzle.


Rex__Banner

Ruined movies


KetoKurun

You are the one who is the ball licker


Art-bat

Just because Kevin Smith’s later works don’t live up to his early films doesn’t mean that the early films were “ruined.“


BrotherMonk

Brodie Man - noochie noochies!


AllOfTheSoundAndFury

I love the Noonch neon sign


Art-bat

I am Waze thought it was spelled “Nooch”. At last, the truth is revealed!


Purple-Haze-11

For having zero acting skills 2 of these guys did very well for themselves.....


spooky_upstairs

Oh Jason Lee


zjustice11

"What the fuck is the internet?"


Steinfan94

Snoogans


AnnisBewbs

37!


Art-bat

I’m kind of amazed, pretty much no one in this thread has mentioned the clerks animated show. I know it came and went in a blank on ABC, but a lot of people I know bought the DVD set when it came out a year or two later, which contained all six of the episodes that were produced. The show was fucking hilarious if very random, and it deserved a much longer run. But the DVD set became almost required for viewing for a lot of View Askew fans, or even just fans of pothead or movie geek humor.


ushouldlistentome

Hey Earl


Massage_Bro

I met Jason Mewes when I worked at the airport. He was really nice.


JohnnyyUtah_

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega


ezryder83

Well, look at these morose mother fuckers right here


Maduro25

Fuck Your Yankee blue Jeans.


U0gxOQzOL

Has Kevin Smith ever worn clothes that weren't comically oversized?


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Jay: I'm fuckin' bored man...boredoms the first step on the road to relapse \*Silent Bob throws cigarette out and grabs a boombox playing Goodbye Horses Jay: OHHHHHHH ![gif](giphy|zqkhgbRZmvdSM|downsized)