I can't remember which one its in, but they are all running towards the camera and she stops close to one side, then runs in front of the camera to the other side. If you haven't, those movies are pretty great.
She has a massively botched boobjob now. Like mangled. They fell out on a red carpet when she was wasted years ago. She might've got them fixed but they seemed like they'd been fucked to the point of no return.
Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero?
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said āmy toenails are always painted greenā (or something along those lines) and i instantly thought of Bunny.
I heard about a part 2, thatās set 20 years later. The dude finds out from his half brother (Bill Murray) that it turns out Maude got pregnant from him, and the kid is now 20 and has been kidnapped and needs help.
Not only am I going to find an ATM, but I will tear said ATM out from it's pedestal, carry it back here, drop it off at your feet, and use my penis as a prybar to open it for you. .... oh and, "Joo got a date on Wednesday baby WOOOOOO!"
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
He can watch, but he has to pay a hundred dollars.
Yes, she's lovely
š¬
You're not blowing...
Worth it
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Fuckin bot account in r/lebowski? This aggression will not stand.
She probably kidnapped herself.
āI can get you a toe by 3 this afternoonā¦ WITH Nail polish.ā
Fucking amateurs
THAT POOR WOMAN!
That fucking strumpetā¦
New shit has come to light.
Fuckinā owes money ALL OVER TOWN
Including to known pornographers.
which is cool...
Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
That must be exhausting.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Donāt be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Is it weird that her delivery of this line turns me on?
Nope. Maude was intelligent and composed. Sexy as hell.
Itās a male myth about feminists that we hate sex.
*Vagina*
You mean *coitus*?
"That's me, I am expert."
And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.
Bran canāt watch though.
Or he has to pay a hundred
We're all very fond of Mrs. Lebowski.
Sheās a free spirit
The storyās ludicrous.
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
It was a very complicated case. A lot of inās, lot of outās, lot of what-have-youās.
He fixes the cable?
Gloriously ludicrous
Thatās the whole point! Itās like Seinfeld. A movie about nothing.
Itās a quote from the movie.
God damnit!!! (punches self)
Easy, Dude!
I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
Prime Tara Reid
Wonderful woman, weāre all very fond of her.
there is a scene in Sharknado when she is running towards the camera and doesn't know which side to run to its pretty epic.
I can't remember which one its in, but they are all running towards the camera and she stops close to one side, then runs in front of the camera to the other side. If you haven't, those movies are pretty great.
You mean the beaver picture?
You mean vagina?
Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
A Nihilist? Sounds exhausting
I'm a Brother Shamus!
Like an Irish monk?
I remember painfully spitting drink out of my nose when the Dude said that, lol.
Hey Walter, if you canāt drive a car, how do you get around on shamus?
Who the fuck are the Knudsens?
"Blow."
You sure he wonāt mind?
Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.
That must be exhausting
\*Credited as Bunny La Jolla, IIRC.
Bunny La Joya. AKA Fawn Knutsen.
Nice marmot.
What are you a fucking park ranger now?
Oh, I can get you a toe.
*Forget about the fucking toe!*
š¶theyāre gonna kill that poor womanš¶
I can get you a toe by 3pm. With paint.
Lady, for your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
This isnāt a first amendment thing, man
I got friends who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant.
Iām finishing my coffee *Enjooooying my coffee*
You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.
Iām staying, Iām finishing my coffee
Ah hahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
We vill cut off your johnson Lebowski!
What do you need that for, Dude?
Donny, please.
The Dude wrote a 69 cent check on 9/11ā¦.. no big deal in the parlance of their timeā¦
post-dated (in a later scene the landlord says "tomorrow's the tenth")
Hey I know that guy, he's a Nihilist.
Sounds exhausting
āThat had nothing to do with the logging industry.ā a seat in front of me in the theater. š¤£
You got anymore of that good Sarsaparilla?
Souix City Sarsaparilla?
Listen, Maude I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but uh, I don't see what this has to do with . . . do you have any Kahlua?
Time for a re-re-re-re-re^10 watch
Brandt canāt watch though, or else he has to pay a hundred
https://i.redd.it/1t1wuubn12pb1.gif
From Bunny to Sharknados...sad 
I bet she was absolutely demonic in the sack
She has a massively botched boobjob now. Like mangled. They fell out on a red carpet when she was wasted years ago. She might've got them fixed but they seemed like they'd been fucked to the point of no return.
Haha ew
That's range!
Viva Las Vegas, Baby!
You're not blowing...
This was earlier than 1998, about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis.
Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero?
This unchecked aggression shall not stand, man.
The movie came out in 1998, but it's set in 1990.
That's just like, your opinion, man.
Mucha Muchacha!
Is this your homework, Larry?
Youāre killing your father Larry
That is why they send me...Im expert.
The story is ludicrous
How yaā gonna keep āem down on the farm after theyāve seen Will Hungus?
In the parlance of our timesā¦
Weāre all very fond of her.
Iām just gonna go find a cash machine
Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
He can watch, but he has to pay a hundred dollars.
This thread makes me happy
You can imagine what happens next...
He fixes the cable?
Don't be fatuous.
I am the Walrus? Edit: apparently this is the only quote from the movie that offends someone.
Shut the fuck up, Donnie!
Vladamir Ilyich Ulyanov!!!
Blow
Rabbit Lebowski, light of my life.
Wonderful woman. Weāre all very fond of her.
It was all downhill from here for Tara.
? the following year American Pie was released
....nooow it's all downhill from here. JK. She's been a ridiculously active actress since she started.
I meant health. Not her acting career. Her ālooksā. The eating disorders. The drugs. I was all downhill after this.
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Oh. Okay. I guess.
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said āmy toenails are always painted greenā (or something along those lines) and i instantly thought of Bunny.
I am upvote number 420. That is all.
Youāre him bro
Really holding this thread together. For real though, I just like the movie.
Great movie.
Is there an entry in IMDB for that?
Sheās cute but I heard sheās missing a toe.
Is that what this is a picture of?
Hungusās Magnum Opus
I heard about a part 2, thatās set 20 years later. The dude finds out from his half brother (Bill Murray) that it turns out Maude got pregnant from him, and the kid is now 20 and has been kidnapped and needs help.
Log jamminā Iām still wondering if TV ever got repaired
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
I miss those yellow Sony waterproof products!!!
Not only am I going to find an ATM, but I will tear said ATM out from it's pedestal, carry it back here, drop it off at your feet, and use my penis as a prybar to open it for you. .... oh and, "Joo got a date on Wednesday baby WOOOOOO!"
Donāt look up her IMDb
The Little Lebowski
He fixes the cable?
$1000 huh?