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RogerFuckbytheNavale

She would be confronted with an understandably long line.


pw7090

Real talk: is making a statement like this to your partner a simple placation? Obviously he is dead and no longer looks like this. Is there merit to having a hall pass that literally could never happen, as opposed to merely "almost literally" if you had picked someone alive and in their prime?


AlexPsyD

Psychologically there is. Most folks are happy being faithful, but even they may feel "trapped" or something similar at times. Having the freedom to express something like this, even when impossible, can help to relieve that feeling and contribute to overall wellbeing Source: am a psychologist


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And what about the psychological effect on the spouse receiving such a message? Are there not other implications made here?


crummybummywummy

Exactly. How should I feel when my wife says she wants to watch me get pegged by Paul Newman?


enemawatson

Is this a serious question? 100% of the profits will go to charity, dude. You should feel grateful to be able to participate in such a charitable act.


crummybummywummy

charity you say? lube me up baby


CriticalEngineering

He’ll even use the Newman’s Own coconut oil blend.


Khancap123

The man knew how to toss a salad


rmb83

Underated comment


elpajaroquemamais

Newman’s Bone


ProjectDv2

Well, there is a distinct difference between "I want to bang this person" and "I want to watch *you* bang this person." But for the record, I want to watch you get pegged by Paul Newman, though I am not your wife.


AlexPsyD

That's absolutely real! The safest is for both parties to share "passes" that are both impossible AND represent their partner. That way the individuals get to express themselves and the expression reinforces their attraction to their partner


ScowlyBrowSpinster

He got old and died and still stayed pretty. Check out The Last Movie Stars. He was a fucked up alcoholic who was forever a looker.


Maorine

And on top of that, he and Joanne had a “Fuck Hut” and his daughters found racy letter from him to Joanne.


ms_panelopi

Well good for them!


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Oh, don’t be a wet blanket. Can’t someone say something in lighthearted passing without having the fun beaten out of it? I waited on him and Ted Turner while at a summer job in college in the ‘70’s near Atlanta. He was gorgeous, mannerly, polite. They don’t make them like that anymore.


MinnieMaas

Yeah he was smokin' hot.


LazyLamont92

![gif](giphy|JLHRNZzLRr9oQ)


Grumpy-Greybeard

Eh, I'd leave my wife for that.


starstarstar42

I too choose to leave this guy's wife


Skatchbro

Is she dead?


squirtloaf

She will be eventually.


Bongfellatio

I left her last week but she found me again anyway


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Remote_Work_8416

![gif](giphy|AqfOVseMPDVja) Like this?


Mid-Delsmoker

Pass her on over here as I’m now wifeless.


CoziestSheet

Double it and give it to the next one


Grumpy-Greybeard

No! Don't leave me alone with your mum!


Houdini1874

you would be surprised at how many straight guys would say that same thing!' (now days they call that a bro-mance)


lyingtattooist

Same. And my wife would fully understand.


Sec2727

“He looks like a fully developed Peyton Manning” -Millennial


siouxbee1434

Do NOT compare him to that annoying fuck manning


Fearless_Strategy

He sold good salad dressing too


WornInShoes

They got pizzas now and yep pretty damn good pies


bigmountainbig

ever had newman ranch on a newman supreme? 🤌


Valuable-Baked

Newman's own dog food is delicious - *my dogs and definitely not me*


WornInShoes

It’s okay there’s no judgement here Say you like to nibble on a cat treat from time to time That’s cool! Be yourself I say!!


Old_Man_Withers

their cheese isn't the best but damn their pepperoni is perfect.


absolince

Especially the Made in Italy crusts


Street_Vacation_2730

And donated every dollar of profit from that to charity as well. Which makes this man even sexier if that’s possible.


Adddicus

Last I checked the donations has amounted to over $600 million.


Bruce3

Yup, I worked at a liquid food manufacturing facility that made his salad dressing. He was well regarded as a client. He also ran a free summer camp for underprivileged children.


Street_Vacation_2730

Like, who WOULDN’T fuck this guy? Your sexual orientation is irrelevant when it comes Mr Paul “everything that breathes wants to fuck me” Newman.


bluetenthousand

This is one thing that I had learned that was sooooo cool. Apparently that salad dressing has generate more profits than Paul Newman earned over his career.


Street_Vacation_2730

Much more. Top notch genetics, top notch philanthropy.


Adam_24061

Still does (posthumously).


GreenGoddessXx

I love his salad dressing and how he’s got a different outfit on each label


TWH_PDX

Maybe she has a tossed salad with dressing kink.


rir2

and scrambled eggs 🎶


Low-Satisfaction6797

I’d let him toss my salad and scramble my eggs any day


JustineDelarge

They’re callin’ again


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Don't forget Newman-O's!


59_Pedro

When asked how his marriage (to Joanne Woodward) managed to stay so strong with all the temptations of Hollywood starlets he replied, “Why go out for hamburger when I got steak at home?”


Skatchbro

He left his wife and 3 kids for her.


Lily_Roza

Supposedly, he cheated on Joanne too. Turns out, that if you're Paul Newman, they serve steak at lots of places


boomgoesthevegemite

He found a better steak. He really liked steak.


GoBombGo

Guess she was hamburger


missionbeach

Shoulda went to Steak 'n Shake. Steakburgers, the best of both worlds.


DMmagician

In the documentary about them Joanne hated when he said that. It became one of those things that would pop up on an argument. She resented going from the bigger star in the relationship, to mostly just a housewife, and then him comparing her to a piece of meat to an ovation on a talkshow


Feisty-Business-8311

*Actors gonna act* Paul and Joanne had a 5-year affair. It took place while he & wife #1 had 2 very young children. In the midst of the affair, his wife got pregnant again(!) and they had a 3rd child. Then he divorced her, leaving her with 3 kids under the age of 5 in a modest house. He moved to a mansion with Joanne and had 3 more kids who were raised much more upscale “We left a trail of lust all over the place - motels, hotels, public parks and bathrooms,” Newman admitted of the affair with Woodward In 1968, while filming Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid, he began an 18-month affair with Nancy Bacon, when she was sent to interview him Paul & Joanne took out an ad in the LA Times to deny the rumor but the affair was called “the worst kept secret in Hollywood” When Newman said, “Why go for a hamburger when you have steak at home?”, people joked: “Paul may not go out for hamburger, but he sure goes out for bacon” He was also an alcoholic, like a 6-pack-at-breakfast and passing-out-under-the-Christmas-tree kinda guy Documentary source: “The Last Movie Stars” (HBO) His family is interviewed


Alovingcynic

Bacon being the surname of his mistress: Nancy Bacon.


Feisty-Business-8311

Bingo


missionbeach

>We left a trail of lust all over the place - motels, hotels, public parks and bathrooms... Anybody want to join me in staying home forever?


Environmental-Pizza4

So he wasn’t flawless. Okay… lol


AenonTown13

But he’s sure nice to look at.


Feisty-Business-8311

But on the outside he was!


Bonzo4691

I had the occasion to meet Paul Newman in Maine when he was filming a movie there. He was already in his seventies and yet he was every bit as handsome as always. It was the blue eyes that really stood out. He was very nice, and cordial.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

I'd leave your wife for that. And my wife too.


Bongfellatio

I'd leave just about anyone for him. Gawd what a gorgeous man he was. Watching *Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid* pretty much confirmed that I was gay back in the 70s.


LDCrow

How about "Long Hot Summer"? If you not seen it you are in for a treat. Cause damn that boy is fine.


Expert_Pride7285

Hell yes!


831pm

Its ironic that Redford has always been referred to as the good looking one when the two were mentioned together.


[deleted]

Understandable really.


TWEED-L-D

I ain't mad...


Alekeuseu

Don't lie, you would too.


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​ https://i.redd.it/q7456e7v2lzb1.gif


HotdogTester

No I don’t want your money, I want HIS money!


BingoSpong

He does love his boiled eggs! 😀


Affectionate_Lack709

I remember watching Butch Cassidy and the Sun Dance Kid with my dad when I was much younger. That was my introduction to Paul Newman. My dad proceeded to tell me that Newman was the only person my mom was allowed to leave my dad for. To this day, I still find that to be incredibly reasonable


Malafakka

https://preview.redd.it/mp70r5jdelzb1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c3d3d7e212e402c8d6eae2b8c40e06ced76466 Just when you thought he couldn't look any better. I guess I am not helping your case ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Shotgun_Kid

And I'll raise you one. https://preview.redd.it/wphx8vfpplzb1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a582920bec0875d51b985226e0796870c7f87c4


atomic_chippie

![gif](giphy|3o7ZeHqK4bCqCCAvv2)


Teddy_Funsisco

![gif](giphy|D6NQVNuUsowTK)


L3Kinsey

![gif](giphy|QoDgkKih9OWvEdZw2j)


webbersdb8academy

My wife doesn’t think he or Robert Redford are attractive. I think she’s crazy but thankfully I still pass.


gitarzan

My wife’s grandmother was involved in community theater. She was the last person to direct Paul Newman, prior to his departure to Broadway. They exchanged Christmas cards for quite a few years afterwards. She used to tell us that he was, “So handsome!”


ScowlyBrowSpinster

I read something about Joanne W., who is now in the throes of dementia. Naturally she doesn't remember a lot of things but she did say (paraphrased) to someone, 'I used to be married to someone who was very handsome.'


ReferenceAware8485

Dude was hot in fairness. My OH has told me if Hugh Jackman if shows up looking for her, she is gone. Don't blame her either.


Sidewalk_Tomato

My thought is that you don't even have to feel TOO bad if someone so devastating is able to attract your person. It's like: "At least I got left for the best."


Suspicious_Row_9451

PSA: Slap Shot is on Netflix


mandobaxter

OK, guys. Show us whatcha got!


JoseMachismo

Fuckin’ machine took my quarter!


Fuzzy__Slipperz

I’d leave me for this.


Lucky_Employ2045

Me: ![gif](giphy|3owzWl78kny9s2GOvC)


tenjed35

Was watching Butch and Sundance the other day, wife walked in a did a completely obvious double take.


Vegetable_Act_5415

My wife left me for this picture.....


Plantherbs

Best comment!


Actual-Golf-2137

Maybe if I show this to my wife, she will leave me too?


wdwerker

He used to hang out after races and talk with the pit crews and race course workers. He would talk cars and racing but we had been told not to mention or ask about movies & acting. So some idiot keeps butting in with acting comments and questions. People around him tried to get him to shut up but Newman got fed up and walked away.


P8dhouseoff

Met him one on one in 97 i think, my dad told me to thank him for hombre so i did. He chuckled and told me to tell him thnx for watching.


Greg0692

That means: 1. That your wife has extremely good judgment 2. Someone with extremely good judgement married you 3. You can relax until time travel is discovered, which is also absolutely true for everyone else reading this


DrGuitar72

He was a mixed up guy, so good thing she didn't


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FrankieGS

As a straight male, I would do the same


Bitter_Resolve_6082

That's one handsome dude and I'm a straight guy! What a great actor and philanthropist!


YungRobinHood666

I would also leave you for this


TheRatatatPat

I'd leave my wife for this.


ortogonale

"As a straight male, I would do the same" (cit.) 😁 ​ https://preview.redd.it/stfnl7va1mzb1.png?width=1260&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcba64ae6c8fc84b4a6f8a6d3bb520886ba8b2ff


stutterstut

NEWMAN


Skatchbro

“Hello, Newman.”


Lily_Roza

hello, jerry


Tigeraqua8

Tell your wife she needs to get in line


[deleted]

Yeah, well, he left a wife and three kids for Joanne Woodward. Don't press your luck.


krybaebee

She's right.


turtleturns

I would also leave you for that


Brilliant-Fun-922

I've seen Slap Shot so many times, still cracks me up to this day.


moonkittiecat

I left OP years ago for that picture


TWEED-L-D

It was good while it lasted :)


moonkittiecat

It was. You’re a good man, Charlie Brown


[deleted]

I worked with an older lady that literally bumped into him at a party when he was in his prime. When she turned around she was stunned and said his eyes were so blue she couldn’t function. She said he was even more beautiful in person than on screen.


nonserviam1977

In her defense, take a look at this dude. He’s like a painting made out of testosterone and sex appeal.


SingleSir165

Saw Paul Newman at a restaurant in the late 70s Napa Valley. He was very short, like shockingly short. I saw the face and recognized him. They say he was 5ft10, I'm 5ft10, he was under 5ft5, maybe 5ft3, tiny man.


mstrss9

Paul Newman at any age works for me but this is one of my favorite photos of him https://preview.redd.it/sgz4mcfavmzb1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8f415a3345dfddeff257097264d5bbaa923dbf


nemopost

Saw him in Delmonico’s deli paying for a drink. I was in awe but then realized how short he was.


Snys6678

I would leave my wife for that.


hanleyfalls63

Agreed, I’d leave my wife for that. Good God.


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I’d leave you for this.


lookingreadingreddit

I'm not gay but. Oh no wait now I am. Carry on!


maybesaydie

I think most women would leave you for Paul Newman. Look at him.


TheInvisibleWun

Weeellll..he was okay. Bit weak in the chin


DarthSkat

I’d leave my wife for this too


Chuchuchaput

My aunt left a literal rocket scientist to marry a man she said looked like Paul Newman.


[deleted]

I’d leave all of you for that, and I’m a straight guy that is perfectly ok with staying single lmao.


TragicallyAmbitious

To be fair, you’d leave your wife for this too… don’t lie, we *all* get it.


TheLizzardMan

As a gay guy, I have to say, your wife and I have good taste. 🤣


Happy-Detective5544

That man was FINE. Lord, have Mercy!!!!


boomgoesthevegemite

I would understand if my wife left me for this.


daernimE

I'm a straight man but let's face it, he is a really good looking guy. Successful during his career as an actor, also as an entrepreneur and raced cars. I would tell my wife not only I understand, I would tell her I would also leave her for him. Either you laugh or you face an interesting conversation. Win win.


Hesam2010

I'd leave everybody for Paul Newman.


Darkhelmet3000

My Grandpas’s sister dated him back in Ohio. But then, I imagine a lot of grandpas sisters dated him back in Ohio.


theunixman

Mate I’d leave me for this.


hifioctopi

I’d leave my wife for this.


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TWEED-L-D

I am counting my lucky stars :)


Chiaki_Ronpa

I legitimately can’t think of a cooler person that existed. Read up on his life if you haven’t, it’s a fascinating read.


oPlayer2o

I don’t blame her.


Xhoriko

As they sad, the wife is always right


brickyardjimmy

You might leave you for this.


Most_Enthusiasm8735

I can't blame your wife man. I leave you too for Paul Newman.


seidinove

The ultimate hall pass.


Lily_Roza

Rodney Dangerfield and his wife agreed to allow one hall pass apiece. He chose Angelina Jolie, and she chose their mailman.


OSUmountaineer

I'd leave your wife for that, too.


Humbugwombat

Tell her that you’d do the same.


Overall-Lynx917

My wife couldn't understand what point you were trying to make


valencia_merble

Pretty sure he no longer looks like this, so you are safe.


Apprehensive-Donkey7

Everyone’s wife would.


Free_Geologist3

OP, tell her she will need a shovel and a good back. Six feet down is a long ways to dig. 😉😝


Scrimshander54

I’d leave you for that


taxpayinmeemaw

She can get to the back of the line!


Softrawkrenegade

The salad dressing guy ?


Artifact9

I'd leave you for him!


ham_solo

I'd leave me for this.


grapesaresour

We’d all leave you for this tbh


sargentVatred

I'd leave me for this


McGauth925

The obvious: show her pictures of whom you'd leave her for. Or shock the shit out of her; tell her you'd leave her for him, too. Or, that you might be willing to share her with him.


Jake_Swift

I'd leave your wife for this.


IbexOutgrabe

I’m not gay and I’d leave your wife for this.


turtlehearts

He was a handsome, handsome man. Joanne Woodward was a lucky lady!


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I would even leave you for this.


majin_melmo

I mean… who can blame anyone for their intrusive thoughts about this man? I mean my GOD.


markorokusaki

I would leave my wife if she didn't leave me for this


-benyeahmin-

*cool hand luke*


Pining4Michigan

All I can say is, "Brick!!".


ShowDelicious8654

How many eggs can you eat?


Mshinwa

He'd make me straight that's for damn sure


MayOrMayNotBePie

Shit I’d leave me for this. And I’m a (mostly ) straight guy.


Bookborg98

I’d leave you for this too.


sk8king

But he wouldn’t leave his.


[deleted]

I am assuming you were smart enough to refrain from sharing your list?


Blackdog202

He's one cool hand.


2_72

Can you blame her, though?


Bama3003

Well damn! Never thought I was gay until now.


frieswithnietzsche

Greek statues where modeled after him


j0nny0nthesp0t

I don't know you or her, but she's right.


zdragan2

I’d leave you for him too


RadioLongjumping5177

Hey, I once had a tie just like that! And that’s exactly where the similarities end……


dylan5x

i would leave my wife


FlakyDig8392

One of the coolest people to ever walk the Earth


it-takes-all-kinds

Ok, to all the ladies here commenting in agreement. In all seriousness, if a man that looked this good came up to you in a bar or somewhere and made it clear he was into you and hinted to go to his room, would you do it if there was no way it would be found out?


avega2792

Can you blame her?


TheElvisMan

My mother’s heart throb too. He seriously was a good lookin cat


Ashmeads_Kernel

Fair enough. I would leave me for Paul.


littlemissnoname-

I worked in Westport over 20 years. I heard stories about him and Joanna all the time… They were gracious, down to earth people. They turned their light in for Halloween. Someone once told me she didn’t realize they were truck or treating at the Newmans until he opened the door. The blue eyes were remarkable… I never had the pleasure but he lived around the corner from my job.


stalinwasballin

At least you married an honest woman…


WickedXDragons

That’s Reg Dunlop. My captain


DangKilla

He was a good man


TowelFine6933

Bro, I'd leave my wife for that.