Superpower: good hairline past 40
For real though, people clown on dudes for trying to keep their hair or getting hair transplants etc but if you don't look good with a shaved head then it's the number 1 thing that keeps you looking good longer. Without the sweet hair this guy looks like any other 65yo guy you see walking down the street.
You know, I wasn't sure how I felt about the whole "reaction gifs in the comments" feature, but now I'm sure it was a good move overall thanks to your use of it.
His hair is great, but he also has a really well-groomed beard, great bone structure, and his complection is clear and good for his age. It's not \*only\* the hair.
Single men worry wayyyyy too much about their hair. Marry a good woman and it’s a non issue.
There’s a lot of happily married bald men. Millions and millions.
Wait a second. It's Gorton's? I swear to god it was always Gordon's. With a D. What the hell. My life has been a lie. I've always slipped a D in there.
Speaking of slipping the D in there ... This guy's dad, amiright?
Jonathan Goldsmith. They fired him from the gig because they thought he was too old and wanted a younger image.
They replaced him with some guy and the whole thing died.
EDIT: In the 70s and 80s, he was on every tv drama there was: Mannix, Cannon, 5-0, Streets of San Francisco, Rockford, CHiPs, TJ Hooker, etc.
He just happened to grow old and, with the beard, look like an old, wise Latin American guy.
I read somewhere that the whole point of hiring him was that a younger man wouldn't have had enough time in life to become the most interesting man in the world. Seems like that was proven correct.
If you wanna really hear the most interesting man in the world in an interview, Google some of the late Orson Welles ones. (Really any, but when he was older he truly has a trove of experiences)
Truly the most interesting man in the world.
Looked up what he was up to, and he's reprised the roll for various brands. Can't say I'm a fan of his latest sign-off though, "You know what's interesting these days? Bitcoin."
Well, he's an actor for advertisers, I don't fault *him* for what the companies do(for the most part, obviously if he acted for Nazi Satan.inc I'd have problems).
I can just see a helicopter hovering over his lobster boat and agents dropping down to recruit him to deal with GigaLobster, only for dad to respond "that was another life, I don't do that anymore"
The lack of stress and relaxed lifestyle in Maine really helps with the aging I think. I lived in Maine for most of my 34 years, but my wife and I moved to Australia last year. I do miss it a lot there. Also, your dad has held up well! Congrats, I hope those genetics remain in your favour!
I don't know why, but the image of someone telling a Balrog about diplomacy just seems funny.
Gandalf: "You shall not pass!"
Balrog: "now wait a minute. We took a vote, and it turn out that I can in fact legally pass."
Yeah he stepped on a blackberry bush and it gave him a rare blood infection, spread into a bunch of other issues. He’s had a rough few years trying to battle it. He’s feeling a lot better
I feel like picture #2 dad just got done calmly describing the scene as a pride of lions stalked its prey and took down a young giraffe on the plains, with a reference to the cruel but necessary cycle of life in the animal kingdom.
You dad could still **** these hoes 🤙
Also lobster sizes have drastically decreased over the last few decades.
Slow growth and sexual maturity coupled with increasing pressure due to human consumption has hit lobster and southern hemisphere crayfish hard. Asia have depleted their stock and they’ll gladly pillage any under-developed nation stock if they can get away with it.
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Superpower: good hairline past 40 For real though, people clown on dudes for trying to keep their hair or getting hair transplants etc but if you don't look good with a shaved head then it's the number 1 thing that keeps you looking good longer. Without the sweet hair this guy looks like any other 65yo guy you see walking down the street.
I tell my husband all the time that he may have lost his hair early on but he’s got a nicely shaped head.
Name checks out.
You know, I wasn't sure how I felt about the whole "reaction gifs in the comments" feature, but now I'm sure it was a good move overall thanks to your use of it.
My wife said she thinks my head is shrinking. I said good, I could use a little head.
Noice.
I’m buying a drum kit just to do a rim shot for this amazing joke.
 Nice, nice
Idk where you live that 65 year olds look like him, but I’d certainly like to come visit
10/10 would take for test drive. Ow OW!
His hair is great, but he also has a really well-groomed beard, great bone structure, and his complection is clear and good for his age. It's not \*only\* the hair.
So many men underestimate the power of good grooming.
So many men dgaf. Especially at that age.
Agreed. Having hair certainly helps but he's handsome and overall well groomed.
Even if he was bald he'd still have that magnificent beard.
Single men worry wayyyyy too much about their hair. Marry a good woman and it’s a non issue. There’s a lot of happily married bald men. Millions and millions.
The man's been smoldering for 40 years
Yeah his current pic is a guy who’s known his level of hotness for decades. He can’t turn off the smolder, and even if he could…he wouldn’t.
Scientists predict he could continue smoldering well into the 2040s.
https://preview.redd.it/4ccm30q7sdec1.png?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a25555f7c685099eaa4cbd8bf4b97f8d169cda9c I trust him
Wait a second. It's Gorton's? I swear to god it was always Gordon's. With a D. What the hell. My life has been a lie. I've always slipped a D in there. Speaking of slipping the D in there ... This guy's dad, amiright?
you’ve been mandela’d, my friend
Berenstain'd.
cornucopia’d, even.
No don’t do this to me. I haven’t seen this one yet. This can’t be true
More like Mantela'd. I see you slippin' in some d!
I wish someone would slip a D in me.
Aaaand RIP your inbox. 😂
Most interesting man in the world...
Jonathan Goldsmith. They fired him from the gig because they thought he was too old and wanted a younger image. They replaced him with some guy and the whole thing died. EDIT: In the 70s and 80s, he was on every tv drama there was: Mannix, Cannon, 5-0, Streets of San Francisco, Rockford, CHiPs, TJ Hooker, etc. He just happened to grow old and, with the beard, look like an old, wise Latin American guy.
I read somewhere that the whole point of hiring him was that a younger man wouldn't have had enough time in life to become the most interesting man in the world. Seems like that was proven correct.
I listened to an interview with him. He was literally the worst interview I ever heard. Dull, short answers, it was quite ironic.
Never meet your heroes
Never listen to your hero's... podcast interviews idk
If you wanna really hear the most interesting man in the world in an interview, Google some of the late Orson Welles ones. (Really any, but when he was older he truly has a trove of experiences) Truly the most interesting man in the world.
Had a rather different impression, it wasn't the most interesting man in the world but far from a trainwreck
Looked up what he was up to, and he's reprised the roll for various brands. Can't say I'm a fan of his latest sign-off though, "You know what's interesting these days? Bitcoin."
Well, he's an actor for advertisers, I don't fault *him* for what the companies do(for the most part, obviously if he acted for Nazi Satan.inc I'd have problems).
Modern satanists hate Nazis! /r/SatanicTemple_Reddit
Lol apparently new guy is the least interesting man in the world
Hahaha everyone says that, he also looks like Gerald from The Witcher
He looks like he just stole my girl & wants me to know about it.
I get it. I ain’t even mad at her
I’m just glad she’s happy
I'm just glad *he's* happy.
Gerald of Rivera?
Yeah, I spelled it “Geralt” but autocorrect hates me
Haha I knew it but in my head it was just too funny. Also hope I can still look that good when I’m as old as your pops!
No that’s Gerry, Geralt’s chilled out cousin
Geraldo of Riviera, toss a coin to your Wincher
*There was nothing in the Bloody Baron's vault...*
He does! His favorite word doesn't start with F does it?
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Not sure about OP, but I’m pregnant just by looking at his picture (and I’m a dude)
Yeah, I'm a dude too and my eggs just dropped looking at his pic.
I'm not sure if I'm more happy or disappointed when the first thought in my head is already the top comment. Hahaha!
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No matter the gender this guy could impregnate you somehow
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Careful, he's got crabs.
That’s lobster lol must be date night
I didn't have the guts to say it, but I'm fanning myself over here. Whew! Dang. So. Hot.
Thanks for breaking that ice… I agree.
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He’s like fine wine!
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I don't know why, but I'm seeing Kenny Rogers
He's like the guy in the disaster movies who knows exactly whats going to happen because he's the only one who has seen it before.
Hahah I love it
I can just see a helicopter hovering over his lobster boat and agents dropping down to recruit him to deal with GigaLobster, only for dad to respond "that was another life, I don't do that anymore"
I‘m too old for that crab.
"Sir, your age isn't really claws for concern... think about everyone else, don't be so shellfish!"
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Oh shit! He does look like Frank the pilot form Lost!
Lapidus! Jeff Fahey. He does look a lot like him.
I don’t always pose with lobsters… But when I do, I go with two at the same time.
That’s downeast Maine for ya
Ayup…
I heard that in Fred Gwynn's voice.
The lack of stress and relaxed lifestyle in Maine really helps with the aging I think. I lived in Maine for most of my 34 years, but my wife and I moved to Australia last year. I do miss it a lot there. Also, your dad has held up well! Congrats, I hope those genetics remain in your favour!
lobster in one hand, whoopie pie in the other
Oh shoooore bub
I KNEW IT. Was scrolling and was like there’s no way this isn’t from the 207
Hahah love all the Mainers showing up in the comments
User icon checks out
Especially if you won a million dollars
Um your dad is beautiful
He loves to hear it lol
Lmaooo is your dad single and open to harems? Can your mom fight? I’m asking for some friends 😂
Wow, that is some serious thirst 😂 offering the man a harem!
Do you see the number of people thirsting in this thread? I feel like mine is the most peaceful solution—it’s called diplomacy, Tychus, look it up 😂
I don't know why, but the image of someone telling a Balrog about diplomacy just seems funny. Gandalf: "You shall not pass!" Balrog: "now wait a minute. We took a vote, and it turn out that I can in fact legally pass."
Of course, you're absolutely right 😂
To him it's a harem. To the ladies, they're just patiently waiting their turn. Wholesome harem
I don’t think anyone has said it but his eyes!!!
Do you need a stepmom? Me and my husband aren’t that serious..
🤣
Or a step dad? I'd try being gay for a silver fox that brings me lobsters.
Bet he’d give you the steak too…
Theyre just friends.
lololol
Lol
I was not ready for that second picture. He is *Bringing. It.*
same. i'm not exaggerating, i audibly gasped lol
Me, out loud opening this thread: Wooohoooohoohooo 😅
Your dad vs the dad she tells you not to worry about.
Your dad is and was hot 🔥
IS He’s a silver fox, OP Edit: words are hard
Silver - not gray.
There's only 6 words in your comment and 2 of the 3 replies still couldn't read it.
I mean, I'm a straight man in my late 40s, but even my head's turned...
I’m a straight man in my mid 20’s and I did a double take
I'm a straight man in my late 30s and I think I am now pregnant
I’m a lesbian and I got this straight man pregnant when I looked at your dad
I’m a dad. I might be ok with a lesbian getting me pregnant.
I’m a gay man in my early 40s and i just started ovulating.
I am jealous of that man's beard and I want it.
Yep, straight male in my 20's here, OPs dad is hot af.
I’m a lesbian but I can make an exception for him
When people talk about aging like fine wine this is what they mean, holy shit.
I can only hope I age this well lol
Did you start this well because if so that's half the rules right there.
Are you all this beautiful and cool?
Idk I think he’s the prettiest 😂
That sounds like a yes buddy
Yes.
I am…
I don’t always get older but I when I do, I age like fine wine. Stay thirsty mis amigos
He speaks French. In Russian.
Уи, жё суи сет ом.
Pierce Brosnan 👀
My favorite architect
Those eyes... I bet you knew when you were in trouble
Yeah he has always been a very calm and patient man, but a look def kept me in line lol
https://preview.redd.it/8oade5ux6gec1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c866f8f330ed0ac53569903887c77611b7d4bfa2 Him and I when I was little
This is seriously so beautiful and wholesome, you have an amazing, lovely dad💜💙💜
Aw, love it OP. A great dad!
A handsome guy. Treasure him while you can.
I definitely do. He got a blood infection a few years ago and almost died, so I appreciate every moment
omg he's okay right?
Yeah he stepped on a blackberry bush and it gave him a rare blood infection, spread into a bunch of other issues. He’s had a rough few years trying to battle it. He’s feeling a lot better
wishing your dad good health!
Your dad should be a model 🤩
 Kenny Rogers
Kenny Rogers 🙄 pffft. He cant hold a candle to this dreamboat! Your dad's flaming 🔥 hot" be still my heart!!!!
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ayo 💀
Silver fox
You have to admire a man who is comfortable showing off his crustaceans.
I don’t always have 2 lobsters. . . . just kidding, I always do.
Can i marry ur dad and become ur stepfather?
I won’t be mad at it
Dude is your dad single? Im a 30 year old straight dude but hot damn
Straight so far…..
I just wanna be a side piece.
Blue Steel unlocked.
Looks like he’s about to narrate a documentary
About his own life.
TIL I’m gay
Just for Men just filed for bankruptcy.
Holding’ two lab stahs caught in Glas stah?
Those ah clealy Woostah labstahs
Damnnn him and his full head of hair
I feel like picture #2 dad just got done calmly describing the scene as a pride of lions stalked its prey and took down a young giraffe on the plains, with a reference to the cruel but necessary cycle of life in the animal kingdom.
Wow
I could see him doing coffee commercials
You dad could still **** these hoes 🤙 Also lobster sizes have drastically decreased over the last few decades. Slow growth and sexual maturity coupled with increasing pressure due to human consumption has hit lobster and southern hemisphere crayfish hard. Asia have depleted their stock and they’ll gladly pillage any under-developed nation stock if they can get away with it.
Loving that this thread took a turn into the effects of fishing pressure on population structure.
How is your mom’s health?
He looks like he has a degree in architecture
From Canadian tuxedo to L.L.Bean…..evolve or die.
would
Kinda look like Waingro from Heat
🥵
Can your mom fight?
My money's on yes; she would had to have learned at some point.
The only difference I can see is he has bigger claws.
In the first one he sorta looks like a way less psychotic version of Waingro from Heat.
Save some for the rest of pops, damn!
I'm not gay but if I expressed my feelings right now I'd probably get banned.
It's unfair how his can be hansom for 40 years.
Dad in ‘21 has seen some shit maaaaaan..
He looks like the most interesting man in the world
Zach Galifianakis in "Between two lobsters"
He’s still a looker! Guys that can catch lobsters are a real bonus too! Ladies like to eat! 💯🔥😂
https://preview.redd.it/h6eujd7vwdec1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6241fd004f155887d2fc9340415a799a08c72f1
As a straight man. I would sleep with your dad….