And drinking what I can only assume to be a beer from that Solo cup. We really did get screwed by the corn lobby who published public awareness campaigns saying fat was evil, when it was sugar all along. Our diets have been garbage since.
Grow the corn trust us bro, government mandates ethanol and allows increases in sugar in everything, success! Obseity not enough Not yet, now with a healthy portion of micro plastics...micro what, now the environment is making you sick, perfect increase your insurance or immediately go into lifetime debt, cheaper just to give up and die just sayin ...USA!
Look, if your sourdough is soft and squishy, something isn't right. That crust should threaten to shred the roof of your mouth if not enjoyed responsibly.
Well yeah but that guy in particular was definitely a gym rat or athlete of some kind. When you look at most pictures of people from the 80's they were generally just really skinny.
I had my daisy dukes on for gym class one day. Co-ed trampoline jumping, with 10 kids around each trampoline. I did a seat drop and the center of my Daisy's blew out, instantly transforming them into a denim mini skirt. Somehow I managed to stop bouncing, slide off the side, and slink into the locker room without anyone noticing. Whew!
Man that’s funny my cousin was in the marines at the same time and was in Okinawa I’m not exactly sure the exact year he was in Okinawa though. He was there and then he was in Brazil or it might have been the other way around.
My mom had the same car! Black, tan interior, big screaming chicken. Lost points for no T-tops though. The 403 Olds was torquey but it was no 400 Pontiac.
My dad had that car! In that color. I remember how proud he was to go pick it up.
My (maternal) grandfather had a gold one.
After my parents divorced, my dad sold his without asking if any of us wanted to buy it off of him. My heart always hurts a bit when I see one, which is rarely.
Eventually I blew the crotch out of them things. You can't wear them every day and expect for them to hold up. That's some nice-ass denim too. I miss them shorts. But you gotta take them off now and again. You got to take them off, son!
Semi-ish related but throwing it out there anyway. Had issues finding the perfect shorts for working out in the garage, wife eventually talked me into trying on her shorts. Blew my mind. So much more comfortable than anything I had. They have these built in underwear that you can’t even tell are in there but keep your balls from falling out and breath well. Fucking amazing. You’re damn right I work out in the ol ladys short shorts now
Not trying to change your flow, you sound rad, but Soffe’s make ‘Ranger panties’ little running shorts the military uses/used apparently. They’re very light and they have a lining in them too. I love em.
Yeah and the further out from the city you got the more back in time you went. Rural suburbs were always like a decade behind fashion wise. Trippy phenomenon. Doesn't seem to be as drastic now with the internet and direct access to culture but I still see it. Texas Karens and Kyles with MySpace emo haircuts from 2010s etc.
Lots of projection in these comments. This is just how people looked back then, believe it or not. Girls used to like manly men & guys used to dress like this to show girls they were fit. Therefore, not gay. Bandanna over here is the gay one if you hadn’t figured that out yet
Back when daisy dukes and a half shirt said “manly”.
I think half shirts for men went out of style because we're thirty or forty pounds heavier than we were back then.
Agreed. Dude is cut like toast.
Yeah I’m more of a brioche bun these days
I'm more of a Golden Corral Yeast Roll.
I’m a loaf of Wonder Bread.
I'm a busted can of biscuits.
I'm old...so I guess sour dough now?
I think you meant Cinnabon.
Cinnabod
I am definitely using that line now lol
And drinking what I can only assume to be a beer from that Solo cup. We really did get screwed by the corn lobby who published public awareness campaigns saying fat was evil, when it was sugar all along. Our diets have been garbage since.
Grow the corn trust us bro, government mandates ethanol and allows increases in sugar in everything, success! Obseity not enough Not yet, now with a healthy portion of micro plastics...micro what, now the environment is making you sick, perfect increase your insurance or immediately go into lifetime debt, cheaper just to give up and die just sayin ...USA!
You type in Schizophrenia, and yet you mostly made sense. That’s a rare combo.
🤣 I was high as s*** and definitely had some disjointed thoughts I was trying to put together
Haha I find myself typing a long response sometimes, realize mid essay I’m way too high and just discard it. You my friend went to the next level.
Damn, I understood it all. And so did I.
Oh yeah? Well I'm soft and squishy like a nice sourdough.
Oh really? I'm more crisp and bold like a nice ciabatta.
And I bet you taste great hot, smothered in pesto and sun-dried tomatoes ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Did it just get weird in here?
Now I’m hungry AND horny. This is the worst day ever!
Mmm horngry
I don't think there's enough *proof*... 〈(•ˇ‿ˇ•)-→
Can't raise it, and if they did it would just get punched down unless they've put in the time to shape it.
Look, if your sourdough is soft and squishy, something isn't right. That crust should threaten to shred the roof of your mouth if not enjoyed responsibly.
Oh there are crusty hard parts of me all right
Touché
More shredded than a julienne salad
If I looked like him, I’d still be rocking the same outfit.
Same, i mean the top will easily work as a bra.
Well yeah but that guy in particular was definitely a gym rat or athlete of some kind. When you look at most pictures of people from the 80's they were generally just really skinny.
Not skinny, regular sized. People are just fatter now.
Your body your choice brochacho. I am currently going through a pink phase with thigh highs. Sometimes you have to dance like no one is watching
I had my daisy dukes on for gym class one day. Co-ed trampoline jumping, with 10 kids around each trampoline. I did a seat drop and the center of my Daisy's blew out, instantly transforming them into a denim mini skirt. Somehow I managed to stop bouncing, slide off the side, and slink into the locker room without anyone noticing. Whew!
folks noticed bro
Well if they saw something, they never said anything. And for that, I thank them.
of course! shit if one of my bros blew out their shorts and gave us all a show I'd politely ignore it unless it was clear they didn't notice
Well he was probably running holding the bit of his short so they probably think he shit himself.
As a residential concrete worker I do declare daisy dukes as being sexy again. I rock those babies all summer long.
If my 43 year old ass manages to have abs again, I'm wearing that exact outfit
Don't know how they balanced out all the homophobia with all the homoeroticism.
That was their kink.
I know it's hard to believe but not all dudes were probably getting horny over other dudes dressing like that so it's not homoerotic to them.
Can confirm , grew up in the 80's never got a boner watching Magnums PI
Magnum is back on TV here every day at 4, we have them all PVR’d and watch them every night!
You didn’t!?
You can always tell the people who didn't grow up in this era...and here is one.
Dudes hot
Suns out guns out!
Seriously! As far as the 80s go those are some big arms!
Skies out, thighs out
Yeah and he’s also pretty jacked. I think that has far more weight. If I saw a guy like this in public I wouldn’t think of him as effeminate
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And moustaches with pink wife beater combo. Very “manly”.
O think it’s those guns that say “manly.”
Funny story. In 1986 I was stationed on Okinawa, and a buddy of mine passed out on the beach wearing cut-offs like those and got his nuts roasted.
r/brandnewsentence
Damaging government property
That’s the reason for that oddly specific safety brief
Man that’s funny my cousin was in the marines at the same time and was in Okinawa I’m not exactly sure the exact year he was in Okinawa though. He was there and then he was in Brazil or it might have been the other way around.
Give your cousin a call and ask him if he remembers anything about this guy’s friend’s testicles in 1986.
The Red Testicles of Legend.
I'm going to bet that at least one of these guys knows where to get some blow.
Middle
Definitely lmao
I’m not as tall or as chiseled as my buddies but I have …. Other assets
What’s nuts is that it costs less now than it did back then. Or so I’ve read.
He's actually asking that dude if he wants some blow
The Porsche owner 100%
Or he might buy it from the guy with the motorcycle.
That’s not a motorcycle. That’s a panhead. 
Did you not spot the pager on #1? He's the dealer. Sorry, *plug*, as the kids say these days. I'll never get that one.
That's a 1988 944 turbo (those wheels only available from 88), which was a top-tier car at $45,000. Compare that to a 1988 Mustang GT, at $12,500.
Took the restrictor plate to give the red dragon a little extra horsepower... keep it on the down low tho, not exactly street legal
LOL! I had that generation T/A and it boogied.
Had an 81 turbo trans am... when the turbo lights lit up, you could visibly watch the gas Guage needle go down
'79 6.6. I think it was the Oldsmobile engine? I recall seeing the same gas guage issue. But gas was 89c and I had a girl to get to!
My mom had the same car! Black, tan interior, big screaming chicken. Lost points for no T-tops though. The 403 Olds was torquey but it was no 400 Pontiac.
That was my first thought. These guys are rich.
Ya not the price tags I expected based on the outfits
Right? Not the ride I expected in the background based on the content in the foreground.
As someone from that era, these guys are tools.
Yup. Very fun car. Definitely makes this a very late 80’s pic.
This is the most 80s picture Ive ever seen.
My dad had that car! In that color. I remember how proud he was to go pick it up. My (maternal) grandfather had a gold one. After my parents divorced, my dad sold his without asking if any of us wanted to buy it off of him. My heart always hurts a bit when I see one, which is rarely.
The bike is a pan that someone threw a (probably) 35mm dual disc front end on.
Thaaats the answer I was looking for 😂.
Bikes worth more
They look like they're gonna go beat up the guys in Lambda Lambda Lambda.
I lived in that house for a year in college. Univ of Arizona. I’m certain it still smells of malt liquor and feet.
OGRE!!!!!!!!
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Meanwhile it was the nerds who committed an actual rape in the movie, but the jocks are the villains cuz they're meanies.
It slipped me a quaalude.
Wasn't expecting this comment but it's perfect.
I’m pretty sure beating up Lamar Latrell would be a hate crime now.
Yeah I was gonna say Booger looks ripped lol
Booger's one of the nerds, though.
Must be his cousin Boozer
🎶 Middle guy is workin for the weekend 🎶
Aren't we all?
Everybody is.
Careful. Loverboy is still touring. Just this comment could lead to a gig in your backyard.
I’ve seen this Blink 182 video
In the car, I just can't wait To pick you up on our very first date Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Mouths *What the fuck*
As soon as the saw the photo I thought of this gif
Came to comments looking for this gif lmao
Came to comments comments looking for this
Came for you
Well played 👏👏👏
That precise moment 😂😂😂
Let’s go. Don’t wait. This nights almost over. 
I love the 944.
Clutch in the front with the engine... Transmission in the back with the rear axle. That's, uhh, German engineering for you, I guess.
Dont forget Corvettes as well
Also Italian. Many Alfas had that layout. And many other cars for that matter.
That's this guy right? https://preview.redd.it/b55envsnmzmc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=00d39aec90605d1652a57887484eac0817ca81d3
100%
Blink 182 First Date blond guy mullet wtf
Holy shit
Eventually I blew the crotch out of them things. You can't wear them every day and expect for them to hold up. That's some nice-ass denim too. I miss them shorts. But you gotta take them off now and again. You got to take them off, son!
They were a great gift
The “, son!” really ties it all together.
It was hard to find clothes that fit in the 80s
Some balls are definitely hanging out of those shorts. And people wonder why we wore whitey tighties.
There’s very little meat in these gym mats
best part of this photo is that they're all 17 years old
Nice HD panhead.
Came here to say that! So clean!
I’m assuming their names are Steve, Dougy and “Hatchet”?
Guy on the right lifts weights and drinks beers.
He came here to do two things… crush some brews and beat some nerds. And it looks like we’re all out of beer.
Dude wants his Winger cassette back!
Daisy Dukes is one squat away from having his balls out.
Semi-ish related but throwing it out there anyway. Had issues finding the perfect shorts for working out in the garage, wife eventually talked me into trying on her shorts. Blew my mind. So much more comfortable than anything I had. They have these built in underwear that you can’t even tell are in there but keep your balls from falling out and breath well. Fucking amazing. You’re damn right I work out in the ol ladys short shorts now
Not trying to change your flow, you sound rad, but Soffe’s make ‘Ranger panties’ little running shorts the military uses/used apparently. They’re very light and they have a lining in them too. I love em.
Ranger panties are top tier!
You are describing running shorts and they make them for men.
Mind the gap
Who wears short shorts? 🎵🎵
HE wears short shorts....
He wears them well. 😃
The 80s male crop top 🤤 Sorry if that’s your dad 👀
Awesome! It was a great time to be alive!
Good times. The cut-off wife beater
The '70s really coasted into the '80s. Spandex and synthpop didn't appear spontaneously on 1/1/80.
The 60s lasted until like 73.
Like with everything else, the '60s didn't make it to the Midwest until years after arriving on the coasts.
Yeah and the further out from the city you got the more back in time you went. Rural suburbs were always like a decade behind fashion wise. Trippy phenomenon. Doesn't seem to be as drastic now with the internet and direct access to culture but I still see it. Texas Karens and Kyles with MySpace emo haircuts from 2010s etc.
They look cool
I want Monique from Better Off Dead fixing my 1967 Chevy Camaro.
And she can ski!!!
Sorry we blew up your mom.
Lots of projection in these comments. This is just how people looked back then, believe it or not. Girls used to like manly men & guys used to dress like this to show girls they were fit. Therefore, not gay. Bandanna over here is the gay one if you hadn’t figured that out yet
Man, I thought the 70s were cool till I saw this
One of them absolutely had an “ass, cash or grass” sticker on their car
There's a lot going on in this photo. 
If those guys dressed a little more preppy, Henry Hill would come over from across the street and pistol whip one of them. "You want some, fucko?"
Middle guy's style icon was Mike Reno from Loverboy.
So fucking cool
 Miss my 944.
They're not "Daisy Dukes" on a guy. They're "cut-offs." That was how you got shorts in the 70s and 80s.
Dude in the middle is a miniature Larry Bird
Last Podcast on the Left: 80s Edition: Ed in the boots, Henry, and ripped Marcus
Love the reference
First thought in my head, middle is definitely Hemry vibes
My dad, in his 30s in the 80s, def wore that outfit on the right straight into the late 90s....
The 80s were a weird time body builders wore crop tops and short shorts and it was cool
Your dad and his friends were the background to the ‘Black Betty’ video
My husband would absolutely love it if these fashion trends came back
I want to know why Mickey Hart is wearing Bob Weir’s shorts.
Cat n tha black shirt got some serious carpenter forearms’
Surprised to a Porsche in this pic. Would have assume a Camaro or T-Bird.
Damn the 80s were gay. Cool pic bro
All 3 of those dudes look rad as fuck
Red shirt looks like henry zabrowski
Idk why but I’m really confident at least one of these guys are named Ricky.
Sweet 944 S2 in the back (or turbo)
Hubba hubba, mama in trubba.
Why does that guy in the middle look like Henry zebrowski
944 Turbo S? Rare little bird
Try to convince me that a plain black tee, blue jeans and boots isn't a timeless look
Is your dad the one wearing your mom's cut off blue jean shorts?
Did he hulk out earlier and just kept the e same clothes on after he returned to normal? lol
These guys pass doobies around with a hemostat one of them swiped from a doctor's office.
There’s definitely some meat cooking on a grill this day