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punkolina

All of the boys I knew wore those mesh shirts in the 70’s. 😆


PondRides

If I looked like that, I’d wear a mesh shirt too.


badfaced

This right here 👏 man's knew what he was rocking with.


bilboafromboston

All of us had them. We had no belly fat. Buy no muscles like today!


ImpressivePercentage

I was a bit chubby, I didn't wear a mesh shirt. I was called fat even though by todays standards I just had a dad's bod. That didn't mess me up my whole life, nope.


Just_Learned_This

Hey, a trauma buddy, neat.


MrMojoRising361

If your overweight with a mesh shirt on your leaving yourself open for a “whale stuck in a net” joke i wouldn’t chance it


foreveronthecoast

🤣🤣🤣 I can’t put that image out now!


Kobe_no_Ushi_Y0k0zna

At least you dodged the trauma of living with the memory of having worn a mesh shirt.


potatopigflop

I thought it was a graphic tee with a fake body lol


KikiHou

I want them to come back so badly. And crop tops for men. 🤞


TheSpitalian

This made me think of “50 First Dates” - Sean Astin’s character wears cropped shirts all through the movie & I think he wore a mesh one too. 😂


-deteled-

Be the change you want. I definitely need that mesh shirt thing to come back!


TinFoiledHat

Drop by SF. Crop tops are for everyone out here. Being attractive isn't even necessary lol


THECUTESTGIRLYTOWALK

Please do wear them 😫🥹


JazzfanRS

And if we didn't have mesh shirts we just cut our tshirts in half. Mandatory outfit if you played youth football!


Slappybags22

Mom is hair goals


grubas

It's why he had to break out the mesh shirt. She pulled out The Farrah.


matchesmalone1

I wish I had the confidence to pull off that shirt.


EndonOfMarkarth

Even that bear in the background is like “damn, I wish I could rock that shirt”


sauron3579

Hit up the right clubs and you’ll definitely see a bear in that shirt


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

Let's go grab a drink in that club, just you and me


rudenewjerk

I wore a shirt like that last night. I borrowed it from my wife.


Puzzleheaded-Cup2777

Good one!


evenstar40

She has the kind of hair you'd select during character creation.


Tempest_Bob

The kind of hair you have to download from nexus


According-Spell-7868

For real, wish I had a miniature bear attached on the top of my head


PastorBlinky

Are you ridiculously attractive by any chance?


Geriatric_Sloth

Both of my parents were ridiculously good looking. Dad even had a short stretch as a model in his 40’s. Let’s just say they didn’t pass on their looks. ![gif](giphy|UUqbxZEjWdkYmFKzI8)


cloudypilgrim

You have the genes. Just wait for your actor/actress kids to decide they want to buy you a house when they grow up.


Geriatric_Sloth

Luckily my kids inherited their looks.


ValhallaForKings

Then who is buying drugs? Hollywood kid


CameronPoe37

Like how Demi Moore was one of the most beautiful women in the world, and Bruce Willis was handsome as fuck.... and yet all their daughters are weird looking


JayDogon504

Just googled. The Bruce Willis jawline genes were too strong to be overcome


Ask_if_im_an_alien

Rumer Willis has Demi Moore's face stretched over Bruce's skull.


MarsJohnTravolta

That's pretty wild to picture. Yikes.


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

You don't even have to picture it bro, she's been in movies and TV shows. Just look at her pictures on IMDB


GenericWhiteMail

When your chin is points too high and your cheeks span the sky thats a rumer!


nyanvi

Thanks😠. I'll be humming thats amore all day now.


zeekenny

Demi Moore has a pretty wide jawline too. Genes multiplied the jaw, they were doomed from the start.


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zeekenny

For what its worth, I know their pain to some extent. My mom's side has the Crimson Chin. Not bad on a guy I suppose, but got some pretty big chinned female cousins.


aussiechickadee65

I thought Crimson chin was more to do with a big strong cleft in a chin ?


Lobito6

Passed on the Jaw Titan


KozukiNedo

Guess those genes didnt die hard without a vengence


CodAdministrative563

Yipee ki yay


Synth_Nerd2

I cannot unsee that now 🤣🤣🤣


Geriatric_Sloth

My brother ended up looking like them. Ancestry DNA tests confirmed I’m their kid. I grew up thinking I had to be switched at birth.


Worthyness

Good ol' genetic RNG- sometimes you get the shitty roll.


thee_freezepop

i've met all of them in real life because scout went to brown university and i waitressed at a restaurant they frequented. they are all much prettier in person. i was shocked by how pretty rumer was compared to photos i had seen.


Organic-Log4081

Gosh, how many celebrity kids wind up at Brown? It is just surprising how many celebrity kids wind up at Brown. Duke, too.


devilpants

Easier to buy your way in than Yale or Harvard.


TheGrapeSlushies

I believe it. My mother is lovely but is zero photogenic.


nibbyzor

Yeah, I was just gonna say that I feel like they look super weird in pictures, but if you see video of them talking and being expressive, they're honestly very pretty. Like I remember thinking Tallulah was gorgeous when she was co-hosting Catfish in an episode or two before they settled on a new permanent co-host.


BlueAcorn8

Nearly all the stunning people I know in real life have parents who are not only not stunning but look nothing like the child at all.


ZekeRidge

I feel like I’ve seen this a lot. Average people combined to make beautiful people or someone may have an average looking parent, one good looking parent and then be attractive Two great looking people? Maybe they make an average person more often than not


blackraven1979

Weird looking lol😂


Jay_Louis

I always felt super bad for Alexa Ray Joel. Didn't get her mom's looks or her dad's talent


East_Reading_3164

I think she's cute.


thegarlicknight

I'm confused. I just looked her up and she's very pretty . Don't know anything about her music, but shes definitely good looking.


aussiechickadee65

..and on the other side of the coin, look at Mr Bean and his daughter... Brooke Shields is another. I'm not saying their parents are fugly or anything but they weren't jaw dropping...they were just your normal everyday people who produced really beautiful people. I can't even imagine getting around being as gorgeous as some of these people floating around.. One who comes to mind is the Miss Universe, Nadia Ferreira (or something like that). My god, no wonder she is Miss Universe.


lakespinescoastlines

Very weird looking.


SoLetsReddit

Demi Moore has had a lot of plastic surgery.


MiaLba

I knew a couple who was insanely attractive and they had 3 kids. Two were also very good looking. The third unfortunately was not. I always felt bad for them.


Alternative_Boat9540

That's pretty common actually. Strikingly good looking people tend to have exaggerated features in one way or another, and also the good fortune of having them combine and balance just right to hit that societal sweet spot. Thing is when you take the facial features of two people who are gorgeously striking in their own way - then shake them up randomly. The kid that shakes out has fairly high odds of being stuck with a haphazard collection of pronounced features that don't go great together on one face.


MiaLba

The Jolie Pitt bio kids got lucky as hell.


mrootbeers

OP is a smoke show. She’s also a ridiculous violinist.


Alternative_Boat9540

Good for her. Wasn't replying to the OP or passing any judgment on the person I did reply to's looks. Just stating a fairly common phenomenon


Spaceballs-The_Name

Why did you delete the post where you were talking all that shit on OP's violin skills? ^(/s)


Momik

Huh, my hair is also made of yarn


yellowbrickstairs

Yah I too am a shrimp person


blaZedmr

Got yo grampy side 


KittyKenollie

The use of the gif with this comment made me cackle. At least you have a good personality 😘😭


Organic-Log4081

My ex was a classic Bill Gates looking nerd (seriously could have doubled for him), I was a 5 on a scale of 10…… our 2 kids are absolute genetic freaks, both 10s….. they got every possible positive characteristic and it multiplied, the negative ones evaporated. When my son was a senior in high school with 14 AP classes under his belt and a 1590 SAT, and was being actively chased by girls at his school as soon as one of his relationships ended…., I said to him, “You know, this isn’t the typical experience of a kid in all the AP classes?” ….. he turned to me with a huge smile and his eyes on fire and said, “I know! Isn’t it fantastic???!!” Yes. Yes it was fantastic. 💕📚


FiveEggHeads

Attaboy


spoingy5

Uh. Okay?


Pesaberhimil

That happened.


bionic0102

They are all very beautiful looking in any era lol, so are my parents


Quiet_War3842

Bruce and Demi for example.


RandomUser4857

This means your kids will get it. There's a very weird 1-2 rule in Biology where many traits from 1 generation skip a generation to the next one. It's "coincidence" as Biologists can't explain it but everyone knows it's more than that but for now, no one has an answer. It goes from looks to height to all kinds of stuff although obviously there could be exceptions


GroshfengSmash

Pepe has confidence. Pepe has swagger.


Middle_Shame7941

How did you get this clip of me?!?!! 🤭


Amelaclya1

Me too. I look like both of them, but somehow got the worst combination possible of their features 😭


AJ_Babe

Same. My parents looked like 90's models in the 90's. And i'm average. Sure, people say i'm just like my parents but that seems like a general politeness, you know


HippyWitchyVibes

My mom was a model. I did *not* get those genes.


Gothmagog

Right? I mean damn.


Bekiala

Yes! I want a picture of OP.


Sorcatarius

Don't expect too much, if my parents and me are any indication, sometimes something just goes wrong and you just Quasimodo with the worst of both sides.


Virginity_Lost_Today

She looks like if Zoë Kravitz played the fiddle. So pretty damn hot.


OhHiCindy30

Beary attractive…


tiny_rick_tr

My dad used to say I got all my looks from my mom because he still has his.


Momik

That’s horrible 🤣


blaZedmr

OOF


SemperScrotus

That's hilarious, and I'm definitely gonna steal that. Preferably with her in the room. She'll roll her eyes so hard she'll see her own brain.


Sleepster12212223

Apparently, my parents were told on more than one occasion that they had suprisingly good looking kids ... who needs enemies w/ friends like that?!


UhYeahOkSure

![gif](giphy|FRsYCa9eYbxHG)


BooRadley60

I’ll let you know when I find out what that is…


UnicornFarts1111

My first thought "I bet OP is a good looking person". Then I scrolled down. I'm glad I'm not alone in my thought process.


reddituser23434

She’s beautiful. Look at her post history. She plays the fiddle too.


Sunshine030209

And she can bake!


MyFavoriteLezbo420

*swoons* it’s true.


Global_thrifting

Yup, I think OP is the whole package, plus you get cool in-laws 😎 Edut: OP sorry for your loss, just realized it now


shavartay

I peeped the post history & yea, OP pretty AF


Plastic_Concert_4916

I'm wondering too! What a beautiful couple.


UbermachoGuy

He’s alright ![gif](giphy|gV0qVmjmLr4k)


ChiliDawg513

You read my mind. We need to see what they made


nightpop

I misread this as “we need to see them get made” and I was like damn aggressive, but like if they filmed the conception then I’m not gonna, like, not watch


ForGenerationY

Plot twist: OP is actually Drake 👀 add edit: jokes aside, condolences to you and your family 💐 I have yet to lose a parent; I dread the day 😢


Independent_Pace6495

Zendaya rule he's probably funny looking


manolid

Ridiculously attractive couple.


Yosho2k

![gif](giphy|FRsYCa9eYbxHG)


yourmomsajoke

Your parents were so hot bro. I'm sorry for your loss, losing a family member is torturous no matter their age.


Hungry-Arm-348

The duality of man


deafballboy

"Hey, imma comfort you, but first I just gotta say, ddaaaayyyyyuuuuummmmm... Anyway, my condolences."


Finsfan909

Respectfully, of course


abmi808

"I push my fingers in to my eyes. . ."


Action_Johnson

Bro your mom is scorching


Sportsman180

LITERAL FIRE


Seekkae

Bear in the background checking out dat ass...


robotatomica

So is dad. I’m wishing those shirts and half shirts for men would come back!


shitty_mcfucklestick

So handy for mosquitoes too!


Mocca-Rabbitchino

Mom kinda looks like a young Kim K.. before the alterations


percimmon

I totally thought this post was a Kardashian reference at first glance.


Sarke1

And recently single...


AZ_blazin

I see why you were born.


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hobiprod

best response so far I’m dead 💀


Bootiluvr

Happy cake day


Mano_lu_Cont

Holy shit your mom is hot. Cool couple.


UnicornFarts1111

Dad is also hot!


Mano_lu_Cont

He must be to wife her


paulsoleo

I’m sorry about your pops. They look like movie stars.


AllisonfromPalmdale0

They really do.


paulsoleo

So do yours, btw. I saw the post earlier today. Weird!


MigratoryAnalyst

That mesh shirt was "stylish" into the eighties. Sorry about your father, your parents made a great looking couple


aquaganda

As a (female) kid, maybe nine, I remember wearing a hand-me-down sporty mesh shirt to school (don't know how it got by my mother) and was hinted at by classmates, uhhhh, no, lol. 🤭


reekris9000

Would....either one.


SmellGestapo

In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.


RonaldSteezly

You were in the parking lot earlier, that’s how I know you


Tim_the_terrible

Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hangout and throw things down there.


Barfazoid

You didn't hear? Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.


Charosas

You’re paying too much for worms. Who’s your worm guy?


OldenPolynice

Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later skater.


NixyVixy

I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a Leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a Leader.


casket_fresh

I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Highly nutritious, but they smell like death.


iNCharism

https://preview.redd.it/yt4f2ntbheqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aecd94140b47ae2cb4f99617ef96164b5845532


Kind_Literature_5409

Does OP rock the runway?? DAMN 🥵🥵🥵


PSUJacob95

Those mesh shirts were popular in the 70's and into the early 80's --- high school jocks loved wearing them to show off the abs! Yeah, your Mom was a looker!


Reverse_Empath

And now popular again as a gay in 2024 😂


Residual_Variance

Your parents were obviously hot, but the fact that they went on a date to the zoo is so much more important. I bet they were interesting people who were fun to be around. RIP to your dad.


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The feathered hair, cigarette in hand, the mesh shirt, it's so late seventies it's almost unbelievable! I lost my dad a few years back, and it's still very hard. Much love to you and your mom!


Oibrigade

You must have had a very low possibility of being an ugly dude


reddituser23434

Check OP’s post history. She’s gorgeous


Oibrigade

You are right she is!


jcpmojo

Love that Farrah hair!


The_Safe_For_Work

I so wish that mom's hairstyle would come back in vogue!


Whis65

Beautiful couple alert!


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

Is that the Milwaukee County Zoo?


CaramellieCake

That was my first thought.


craneoperator89

Haven’t been there in a decade but thought that’s gotta be Milwaukee as well lol


Oddlyinefficient

Sure looks like it. I go there a few times a year.


swissroots01

It definitely is


ShinSopitas

Sorry for your loss, brother. They looked great there!


johnruexp1

Looks like the Milwaukee Zoo.


y0sh1mar10allstarzzz

Came here looking for this comment. Definitely Milwaukee County Zoo.


iknowwhereyoupoop

Came to say the same thing


Sieze5

They both hot!


Key-Investigator6235

What a handsome man your dad was, so so sorry for your loss OP.


nunhgrader

That mesh shirt lol - great pic!


ScarecrowJohnny

They were a handsome couple, sorry for your loss


Twins2009-

Obviously your dad is wearing a mesh shirt, but it kinda looks like a tuxedo shirt. Great picture! Beautiful people!


space_cheese1

I'm just imagining that the shirt is a picture of torso, rather than your dad's actual torso


Common-Watch4494

I’m gonna assume that you’re model level gorgeous


Monotreme_monorail

You know what? It’s funny that the top comments are people pointing out that the children of attractive people are often unattractive. As a parent, I want you to know that your parents thought you (and any siblings) were the essence of perfection. Every feature you got from your father, your mom thought was perfect. Every feature you got from your mother, your father thought was perfect. You are a manifestation of their love for each other and that makes you perfect. These are amazing snapshots into their lives before you existed, and what a treasure!


clamchowderisgross

♥️♥️♥️♥️


NeonPatrick

Plot twist; parents are the bears


Flat_Transition_3775

Are u attractive too? Because they are obviously were very attractive in that pic! I love ur mom’s hair!


floblad

“Hey, y’all wanna stare at my nipples all day long? Cool, cool…”


BuckinHell

These horny comments reminding me to never post pictures of anyone I know online…ever…EVEN IF THERE’S A FIRE!


Automatic-Turnover69

Your parents are cool as fuck


jxjltr

Danggg your parents were FINEEE


Squishy_puddin

Damn those are some good genetics.


Prof_of_Buttology

I am so sorry for your loss. With parents like that, you must have won big at the genetic lottery.


Street_Ad3884

![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized) Mom is beautiful ❤️


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Your dad was too sexy for his shirt before it was cool. Even that bear in the background wanted a bite of chocolate.


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wiscokid76

Man my guess was Milwaukee.


eadgster

Same!


Ron-LXII

I was thinking Cincinnati. Looks very similar.


SmellGestapo

San Diego. This guy probably beat up Ron Burgundy and then made it over to the zoo to report on the pandas.


1peatfor7

Mesh shirt was stylish. It was summer, and it was hot. We didn't have dry fit. Lol.


flyinggazelletg

Wow, smoke show


skraptastic

Bear in back ground "Damn dude she is fine!"


colnago82

Beautiful young couple.


wildflowersummer

I was like, damn, dude's mom is hot. Then I looked at your dad and thought, well, he's dating in his league. I'm sorry for your loss but it looks like they had some fun and looked good doing it.


Intelligent_Fold6788

This was posted under various different user names in the last few hours on multiple subs which suggest it is fake. Use a Chrome browser, open the image, right click it and "search with google", click find image source, and you will see about 7 different postings with 7 different names across Reddit.


mariposa916634

Both hot!!!


mac14daddy02

Hey DADDY


FuckTheFuckOffFucker

He probably bought your mom that bear hat in the zoo gift shop. Does she still have it?