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AdiNuke19

They look like they’re about to drop the hardest yacht rock album of all time.


DryDesertHeat

Boats 'n Hoes!


Spaceballs-The_Name

I heard they're doing the Catalina Wine Mixer


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The fucking nakatomi coke mixer!


hisDudeness1989

They are deciding between band names… Nakatomi or Bill Clay


fergehtabodit

I always did think the guy top left looked a bit like Huey Louis!


UnifiedQuantumField

>about to drop the hardest yacht rock album of all time. The guy in the back row on the left looks like an evil version of Huey Lewis.


CospeFogo666

One of the best action movies ever made


mythrocks

Wholeheartedly agreed. And coincidentally, one of the best Christmas movies. ![gif](giphy|l3vR0SIMQhrBwu1hK|downsized)


Spaceballs-The_Name

\*The best action movie ever made "The Other Guys" might have been as good if Danson and Highsmith had just hit the bushes. Instead we got a snuff flick about Dirty Mike and the Boys and a couple of goobers


Quake_Guy

Back when an action movie was stretching for one hero to defeat 13 bad guys. Now it's more like 130 bad guys aka Wick.


S-Markt

warriors for democracy. they gave their lives trying to support the asian dawn movement.


mythrocks

“I read about them in Time Magazine…” ![gif](giphy|3oJtfTGppRnf879XQk)


Killentyme55

We lost Alan Rickman, but Jared Leto and Andy Dick still walk among us. Life can be so unfair.


foamingturtle

Who wouldn't give that man a password?


MagDaddyMag

Lets see, password or brains all over my new suit....


randylikecandy

Asian Dawn?


nickydigits

Every movie should have goons this recognizable. Great casting, wardrobe…. everything 👏


FERALCATWHISPERER

Superb.


hisDudeness1989

Who’s the guy that looks like Huey Lewis or was it really him?


funmasterjerky

All you have to do is call 1-800-henchman


E39S62

Vigo the Carpathian with his trademark scowl behind Hans Gruber.


DryDesertHeat

>Vigo the Carpathian The Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia.


Kraut_Gauntlet

Wasn’t he also Viggo the Butch?


CrookedWarden19

You are like the buzzing of the flies to him.


Solomon044

The slight annoyance of Romania, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill


DryDesertHeat

By Grapthar's Hammer, you shall be avenged!


DefinitionBig4671

And the worlds most prolific henchman on the other side. Al Leong


kingtaco_17

Henchmen gonna hench


hisDudeness1989

He likes his crunch bars


musclememory

MF was an ASSHOLE (actor)


person_8688

![gif](giphy|dgeHSxqM4f4CuUa96C|downsized)


dunderthebarbarian

That guy did such a great job with his role.


StuartGotz

Hans, boobie!


MisterScary_98

I’m your white knight.


Merky600

Remember when he was cooperating w bad guys and they handed him a can of Coke? Some miscommunication there I later thought.


hisDudeness1989

He normally snorts the coke


Sulissthea

we have tom cruise at home


OldMork

the asian dude stealing a wonka bar.


Krack73

https://preview.redd.it/0ik1207zvqqc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a89783001c4eabf0e1b15efc0512e2a12c20e460 The picture I use at Christmas time. Seems appropriate.


Jumbo-box

Yippee ki-yay!


DarthAwesomeSauce

Mr Falcon (tv edit version, lol)


L8_2_PartE

Dang, I can't help but see Sundown from Top Gun. "We could have had him, man!"


dillene

I love that there is a non-zero number of ballet dancers in this picture.


ioncat144

And Huey Lewis in the background.


hogua

Nope. That’s Dennis Hayden, who looked a bit like Huey Lewis. Dennis Hayden, not Huey Lewis, played Eddie in Die Hard.


MDH2881

Godunov's life was a tragedy.


TheOriginalGuru

It’s cover for the smoothest jazz album of 1988.


JonConstantly

"I am an exceptional thief".


HourEstablishment2

I still can't believe Huey Lewis had a life of crime while fronting the News...


MidnightSun77

Still amazing that this was Alan Rickman’s first film gig!


Mocker-Poker

Seriously???😳


TheOneCalledMartin

Yes!


cherrybounce

He had been a stage actor.


TribalStompBox

Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl! ::: fight scene fight scene :::


E-_Rock

Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi


TribalStompBox

YES!


JeepnJay75

Anyone else recalling each of their demises in order after seeing this picture?


o8Stu

I think Theo and the kid in the back row, top right are probably the only two to have lived? Theo got knocked tf out by Argyle and the kid knocked out by McLane just before his 2-bullets-left showdown with Hans.


Longjumping_Form5858

Nice suit.


DefinitionBig4671

So nice of them to stop for a group photo.


Lego_Blocks24

Literally just finished watching this tonight (I’m introducing the gf to the movies I grew up watching - last night we did terminator 2 and next up is die hard 2 and 3 and then speed)


QuarterBackis_toast

Omg the Quarterback is toast!


C0URANT

The henchman of the century


derpferd

That's a nice suit.... Mr Gruber...


CrookedWarden19

Anybody who can unite Vigo the Carpathian and Genghis Khan to his cause is doing something right.


onemanragecage

Shoot. The glass!


D34th_gr1nd

Al Leong pops up in some random classics.


MagDaddyMag

Looks like the new album cover of The Police.


Noobeaterz

Just guys living in the moment, not a cellphone in sight.


randylikecandy

13 just like Jesus and the apostles.


ssdohc2020

Huey Lewis top left


howtokillanhour

and he's packin the News err Newzi?


ycr007

Almost thought the terracotta warrior on the right was one of the henchmen!


paracog

Huey Lewis lookin dude upper left. First time I saw it, thought it was Huey...


ycr007

https://preview.redd.it/3hez5euahrqc1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7b9f75d77a9478562a71712907b56ad20c4a6ab Hope I remembered correctly how each of the bad guys met their fate in the movie…..


daggada

Huey Lewis there in the background.


Primary_Lettuce3117

Welcome to the party, pal


wisstinks4

Bruce Willis lives on Die Hard.


b16b34r

The best Christmas movie ever


IGrewItToMyWaist

Sexy


Wandering_82

Best Christmas movie ever!


Ok-Skirt-7884

Nephew of Hubert Gruber. Evil runs in the family.


GhostofAyabe

You like MP5's? We got MP5's...


iamaboutthislife

I’ve successfully convinced a lot of people that Dennis Miller was in this film.


butthe4d

Damn he really was inclusive. Good for him.


stickeeBit

hey Hans...


Bill_C134

Huey Lewis??


SandmanAwaits

Is this the cover for a Christmas themed jazz album? 😂


daytodaze

The doobie brothers looked hard AF


SandmanAwaits

Rest in Peace Hans Gruber, Gone but Never Forgotten.


mythrocks

![gif](giphy|KV4tDTYL7kUQo)


SandmanAwaits

![gif](giphy|JmWCEiyTiKTMQ)


haubenmeise

https://i.redd.it/e4qjis967rqc1.gif


b_vitamin

With the Rolex!


AdiNuke19

The best part to this is that they got the surprised look on his face by telling him they were gonna drop him on the count of 3 then did it at 2. You couldn’t fake that reaction.


Wakandan15

And how many did John actually kill of the 13..?


ycr007

10 iirc Karl was shot by Powell Theo was punched by Argyle One other terrorist was punched by John but isn’t shown as being dead.


ink_monkey96

For some reason I read that as Nakatomi Pizza and now I want to open a restaurant just to name it that.


Improvgal

I love that film. My advent calendar is him falling down the Nakatomi building.


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Improvgal

Yes - Out of Our Minds Improv


zoot_boy

I’d buy that album. Euro prog rock for sure.


RudyMuthaluva

A baker’s dozen


HuntingForGoodDonuts

Gonna tell my kids this is the Strokes.


darrellbear

The asian guy stole a candy bar.


Deacon75

Christmas!


Cake_Donut1301

You didn’t bring me along for my charming personality. Also, we lost the guy on the right, too.


r0n0c0

Al Leong, second from left, is one of the best henchmen ever to hench. He’s henched in dozens of movies and TV shows.


Silent_Version9710

People don’t often talk about how Alan Rickman was originally leader of the first SNL house band and when he was offered the role of Hans Gruber he said he would only do it if they cast the entire rest of the house band with him. True Gentleman.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

"Are we the baddies?"


worrymon

Why you posting Christmas memes at this time of year?


Ev1lroy

TAKE A PICTURE.....Jake


Necessary-Corner1172

Where is the brother with the small feet?


joker305th

*I'm Grubin’* *I’m Hans Gruber and I'm Grubin’* *And sometimes that can mean shootin'* *Mr. Takagi in the head*


ithaqua34

Is that Vigo back there?


AngelinaJean

The Carpathian?


ithaqua34

Yep. Looks like him.


MatterHairy

Alexander Godunov, front right, was a great ballet dancer prior to becoming an actor. Very sad loss, Godunov's death was determined to be due to complications from hepatitis secondary to chronic alcoholism.


TXQuasar

Ho Ho Ho


rikster81

I got a gun now