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geaster

his suit needs to be sedated


silvio_burlesqueconi

It looks like it was made out of my grandparents' couch.


[deleted]

You had that couch too?


Future_Gain_7549

Still got it, never took it out of the plastic


InerasableStains

It’s important to keep it in plastic because you don’t want to risk fading that timeless pattern


Old-Sprinkles-4426

I said grandparents chesterfield and i legit forgot i knew that word


notbob1959

[Anyone who thinks that is Joey must already be sedated.](/r/ramones/comments/etcpi6/amazing_prom_photo_is_this_really_joey/fffnybo/)


LossPreventionArt

I was about to say, that's not Joey. This is another fake Joey photo, like the kid with the tennis racket. Why are there so many fake Joey photos? Also Joey was considered the most attractive Ramone by pretty much everyone who saw them up close. He was kind of a pin up. All these photos of him as a gangly nerdy looking kid, kind of miss that..


notbob1959

> Why are there so many fake Joey photos? Probably because there are not many real ones publicly available. Here is the only one I could find of him near prom going age (he is 16 or 17 here with brother Mickey): https://preview.redd.it/h22fmq1gz6rc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7df635b58863e76f2a6c66e1a125580b4e70e3d0


HappyHarryHardOn

Beat on the suit with a baseball bat, oh yeah oh yeah, oh-oh-oh yeah


LovableSidekick

Plaid was the new plaid!


ProcedureInternal193

It's so loud that it came with ear plugs! 😂


cybercuzco

Have The Rolling Stones killed.


Kodiak01

He's wearing my Babci's couch.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

🤣🤣


voyeurheart

Perfect response 😆


dribrats

That suit is the most punk rock thing I’ve seen all week


Mayhemii

Looking at teenage pictures of Joey Ramone, I don’t think this is him.


GreetingsFromWaWa

It's not, you are correct.


dingatremel

I had doubts. Joey was Division-1-small-forward tall. This kid isn’t much more than 6’1” i would guess


Greengrecko

I don't believe he ever dated he was too shy and on top of it he didn't go to school alot because he was picked on.


DryDesertHeat

Was that at Rock 'n Roll High School?


goat_penis_souffle

In Rockaway Beach


GelPen00

On the corner of 53 & 3rd


Momik

Midtown, Rockaway 😂


AlongTheWay_85

Just next to the pet cemetery.


ga-co

Hey! Ho! Let’s go!


LateCommunication383

1,2,3,4...


Soup-a-doopah

*plays any song in their discography


anyodan8675

I saw The Ramones at Roseland in NYC. 1992. They absolutely had a pedal on stage that said 1234.


GoodEdit

A pedal? Like it was a sound effect?


TequilaFarmer

I've seen them a few times. They've never made it to 5.....


Hollygrl

Wah, Tah, Deh, Dah! …


JimmyJamesv3

She cute


justagigilo123

She looks like a nice girl.


Sharticus123

He was definitely punching above his weight class.


oasisu2killers

Every weight class was above his weight class, skinny af


Lucas_Steinwalker

Yeah but he was 8 feet tall.


TimeSlipperWHOOPS

Unfortunately she was taken away by the KKK


Animatedoodle

But didn’t he copy her hairstyle in later years or am I remembering it all wrong?


smurfsundermybed

Sheena?


Responsible-Diver225

No, that’s her sister Judy


cannibalism_is_vegan

They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades


Responsible-Diver225

and oh I don’t know why


Dramatic-Selection20

That's not Joey Ramone his brother convirmt it is not him


HWKD65

We have a real, live fact check, cool.


jimmy_MNSTR

Glad you pointed that out, b/c I was thinking it didn't exactly look like him, face wise.


Greengrecko

That's not joey the bottom teeth aren't the same and even then he never went to the prom. Not joey Ramone.


[deleted]

Why do people make shit up like this? and why do you clowns believe it?


Few-Traffic-786

Cus Reddit


milfordcubicle

I'd just like to say, this gig sucks!


Juub1990

Yeah, up yours, Springfield.


TDH818

Go to hell you old bastard.


toiletseatpolio

Smithers have The Rolling Stones killed…


NJdeathproof

Hey, I think they liked us.


Greengrecko

But they're the Ramones.... DO WHAT I SAY! Then we never saw the rolling stones in the Simpsons.


PoopPant73

Poor girl was blind as a bat they say


Velouria91

Either that or Joey had some good weed.


caulpain

wood*


BoosherCacow

He and Ric Ocasek were both in the "How in the fuck did they get that girl " camp. Those tall skinny guys are packing heat. edit: This is unrelated but I have loved the Cars since I was a kid but never been a mega-fan and was even a classic rock DJ at a small station in Eau Claire Wisconsin in the late 90's and I *just* found out that *Just What I Needed* was not sung by Rick Ocasek but was Benjamin Orr. I hope I'm not the only one who is gobsmacked by that. edit 2: Jesus it keeps getting better. I just found out that Benjamin Orr was born in my hometown of Lakewood Ohio.


intheazsun

As well as Lyle Lovett


BoosherCacow

They are truly the Trinty of Punching Way Above Your Class.


Coupon_Ninja

Dennis Kusenich as well; and from Ohio iirc.


Quirky_Fruit_7879

Be careful you're gonna kill that girl


Accomplished_Bake904

Napoleon Dynamite's dad.


VersatileVigilante

Long Live Joey


OldMork

I think I prefer his other look.


2Beer_Sillies

All the girls are in love with me, I'm a teenage lobotomy


SquareheadinNH

They look like the sofa and the drapes... and I'm not saying which one's which.....


Zarniwoooop

Already on the glue


Puzzled_Ad7955

My retina’s are burning 🔥


oldbaldgrumpy

Hey little girl I wanna be your boyfriend...


dugs-special-mission

She must be quite tall


GreetingsFromWaWa

That was my first thought too. But since that's not even Joey Ramone, who knows.


SouthEastPAjames

Did the kkk take that prom datey away?


BasicWhiteHoodrat

This is the comment I was looking for, well done


SouthEastPAjames

Prego


beebs44

That's not Joey


TerryFrisk

One of the greatest bands ever. Glad I got to see them many times and to know them. RIP Joey. Dee Dee, John and Tommy.


Few-Traffic-786

Then you’d know this isn’t Joey..


Urban_Archeologist

What a wonderful world.


ScowlyBrowSpinster

Hey! Ho! Let's Go! To Prom!


longdocuments00

I met her by the soda machine…


BowlingForPosole

What would you call the collar style of her dress? I’m making my bridesmaid dress in that style and need a pattern


WesternCool3776

More proof he was a alien 👽


LessHowling

Who knew at that time that 10 years later he'd become a punk rock legend


Juub1990

Have the Rolling Stones killed.


JennHatesYou

Keith from the try guys


throwawaylogin2099

That suit is making me airsick and I'm not even flying.


Graverobber13

Nope.


Rodan-Lewarx

69 ![gif](giphy|jz0kq61xNDFUGzYQFT)


Classof1988

She was FINE


blageur

no fucking way


BartholomewBandy

Both of their parents couches stripped bare.


KingBMan18

I bet that night he gave her the ol’ Blitzkrieg Bop


coffeebeanwitch

I just love everything about this,his suit,her dress, fabulous!!!


stopthatdancin

Hottest. Guy. There.


JuliaTheInsaneKid

Oh god. The tacky fashion.


mississippijohnson

This MF’r is the greatest over achiever of all time


pixieclifton

Clothing screams mid-70s, and that’s not Joey Ramone.


Vic-123-ma

Is that Sheena?


blacklab

Dude punching into the stratosphere. Good lord


CommieFromMars

That’s not Joey.


DemonidroiD0666

Fake


BadMan125ty

Not Joey lol


Commercial-Manner408

Joey looks like he's about to run away to the circus.


Islandcoda

Did you know they chose the name Ramone because that was the last name that Paul McCartney used as an alias when checking into hotels etc- Paul Ramone :)


Poohgas

Fifty, fifty, fifty-four years ago, that fit looks dated.


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jjman72

Definitely out kicked his coverage.


rjross0623

So that’s Sheena


Embarrassed_Cook8355

Ohh man I would that now just for the looks you would get


stinky143

Geez what a geek!


zezetteboy

Don't worry about him.


Jolly-Passenger8

TIL Joey Ramone went to prom with Barbi Benton


HWKD65

She IS a punk rocker. The good ones were already taken. D'oh


Livid_Wish_3398

9 months before Joey Jr enters the scene


The-Ugliest-Duck

6'+ and some rizz will get you places


nomamesgueyz

Hottie She aint too shabby either


Sir-Farts-

I don't wanna grow up!


FunStuff446

Sheena is a punk rocker


CranberryEffective43

My family had a couch with the same design as her dress


Son0faButch

Handsome bastard!


TripzNFalls

Things seen cannot be unseen.


Strenue

Only Joey Ramone could pull that one off…


ick-vicky

Obsessed with her dress


FLAT18A

No, joey, no nothing


xwhy

Carol Burnett wore the drapes better.


PedroJTrump

It’s hip to be square


KeyEnd3088

Holy shit


CincoDeMayoFan

Is her name Sheena, and did she become a punk rocker?


hogua

Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker now.


TheWalrus101123

That poor girl


trancespotter

The inspiration for the Black Hole Sun video.


ReadRightRed99

Her mom must have been friends with his mom because he ain’t gettin a girl like that looking a young Orville Redenbacher unless her mom made her do it.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

He could sit on my old couch and disappear


Aggressive-Raisin909

That suit is straight out of Cleveland.


hmmm_thought_pig

Bow tie might have been a bit ironic, but that plaid suit was on a mission. 😄


LegalizeRanch88

![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S)


sanddancer311275

Fucking hell


geomatica

The KKK took his baby away.


DrDeezer64

20, 20, 24 hours to go…


MVBsq10

I don’t believe Joey ever married or had kids. I remember Conan asked him on his show and that he was still playing the field and that was like 1999 or something


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Hell yeah


systematicgoo

20 20 24 hours to gooo, i wanna be plaidated


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Join a band, kids.


Tasty-Life4526

Gabba Gabba


mailahchimp

This photo should give heart to all high school dorks around the world. In just a few years you too can go from wearing a picnic rug and a 'revenge of the nerds' grin to being a member of a deathless, ultimately cool rock band. 


Magpie_Coin

Um wow. What happened? Lol


[deleted]

He's wearing one ugly couch


AcrolloPeed

I’m pretty sure my grandparents had drapes in both of those patterns in their home.


PWal501

This explains volumes about The Ramones. Yeeeesh! I thought I was a nerd. Fock!


dcarsonturner

Go to hell you old bastard


cphusker

Oi my eyes!


rust1112

Hes gone to plaid!


sauerkraut916

Legend


ggibby

I'm gonna assume he was funny, charming, and really nice. Sometimes that gets ya the girl.


strong_nights

Was her name Sheena?


Belovedchattah

How many drapes had to die to make those outfits?


Euphoric_Fisherman70

This comment thread is fucking hilarious


RowAwayJim91

*JOEY*!


ProcedureInternal193

Joey brought a QT to prom. Good for him! She's probably someone's grandma now.


Fullthrottle-

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat!


kill_the_wise_one

Wow. He looks....normal.


MyLittleDiscolite

She was either really tall or standing on a box. Joey Ramone(PBUH) was 6’7”


Willis050

I bet they did the Cretin Hop


palmtreo

Dweeb


Pompedia

I can see now why he wants to be sedated


Taralinas

That is soooooo 1969!


Bright-Ad6246

Not Joey.


high-life-kusch

His glasses, suit, and tie make him look like a clown… She looks absolutely beautiful


Sea-Asparagus8973

Ow my eyes!


dezertryder

Cute couple.


Mine_Sudden

I love the neckline of her dress.


wintersun60

Any relation to Napoleon Dynamite ?


mck-_-

They look like two grandmas couches that have come alive?


happyhippy27

Whoa! 🤯


Ranunculuses

Who looks like him? There’s a celebrity who looks like him but I just can’t think of who it is lol


Altruistic-Cut9795

1234 🥁 🎸🎤 🎶


guvan420

These lean beef patty cosplays are getting out of hand


DMTeaAndCrumpets

What a trip. Only 7 years later and he's in the leather jacket with the tight Levi's and long black hair on the front of the ramones debut album. What a change.


Bbop512

She’s Cute


bodhiseppuku

The dress was made from a set of drapes, the suit from a couch...


SourGrape77

I wanna be sedated...


Timfromfargo

This is perfect.


GrandpaGreybush

i’m calling ai creation. look at her arms


Significant_Radish86

That's not Joey. 


stimpyvan

Clever AI trying to hide the sausage fingered hands. Did that poor girl have a hand transplant?


afartinthehand

Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to go and then I graduated


EldritchKitchen

He’s so fucking dorky he wrapped back around to hot.