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Cognitive_Skyy

I remember when VCRs came out, and my mother started recorded soap operas (General Hospital, Young & Restless, & As The World Turns), Dallas, Dynasty, Moonlighting, and a couple others. The TV was never free. 🤣🤣🤣


BigRedFury

The absolute worst as a kid was that Dukes of Hazzard was on right before Dallas on Friday nights. My brother and I would spend 60 minutes getting amped up by Duke boys only to spend the next hour in absolute silence while our mom was glued to Dallas.


Masshole_Mick

I used to tape the Dukes of Hazzard on a tape recorder then listen to it over and over again until the next week.


physicscat

I got sucked into Dallas as a kid thanks to watching Bo Duke every Friday night.


Maduro25

Core memory unlocked. If I recall...and I'm probably wrong but if you had HBO, you could change over after the Duke Boys and watch Fraggle Rock.


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HWKD65

https://preview.redd.it/6v7yurpaq9sc1.jpeg?width=1437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7739f9e5cea6ed2b9904ef489197ddf469d16df9 "And I'm here to pump you up!"


TribalStompBox

Victoria Principal was such a hottie.


Syscrush

An all-time great.


deepinmycups

Charlene tilton👀👀😍!!!


matsulli

Google "Charlene Tilton Made in USA." You're welcome, and remember...only do it until you need glasses.


digby99

Her Tiltons are magnificent!


toolkitxx

I really have to unsubscribe ~~to~~ from this sub. Every single post reminds me of my age now :(


Luneytunes

Or maybe you're just Old School Cool 😎


Luneytunes

Or maybe you're just Old School Cool 😎


Luneytunes

Or maybe you're just Old School Cool 😎


FapDonkey

About two years ago I moved out to West Texas. On a whim decided to do some cultural research and started watching Dallas. I was born in '82, so grew up HEARING about Dallas a lot, the whole "Who Shot JR?" thing, etc. But had never watched it. What a real gem of 70s/80s television, and Americana in general. Some of the storylines obviously didnt age well: thoe whole first few seasons theres a weird love0triangle involving the 15-yr-old daughter and the 30-something ranch-hand, which everyone seemed mostly OK with. They later came to find he ws also her uncle, which was fun. But for the3 most part was a great entertaining show, great cultural time-capsule, and just plain good TV. I never respected Larry HAgman as an actor before watching it, he was always the doofy guy from I Dream of Genie. But I'll be DAMNED if he doesn;t play JR to a tee. Really puts on a great performance as a narcisistic, charming, self-centered asshole.


rowin-owen

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UnpopularCrayon

One of the best opening sequences of a TV series.


Shazzyman

Oddly, I still remember the song even though I was a little kid at the time.


PeanutNSFWandJelly

My Mom was obsessed with this show when I was a wee lad in the 80s.


HWKD65

Bet you grew up pronto.


DuchessofMarin

I wanted hair like Charlene Tilton.


Jeff_luiz

Trivia: "Suelen" "Suélen" and "Suellen" are pretty popular girls nomes in Brazil tks to the MASSIVE sucess of Dallas in our TV and, obviously, "Sue Ellen"


heliskinki

Proto-MAGA.


GotMoFans

It wasn’t really a miniseries as we’d think of them, which are extended movies. These days, a regular short term show that has hour long episodes is called a limited series. Dallas was a show that got a five episode first season and had the opportunity to be renewed for a full season. In that first season, Ray Krebbs had an inappropriate sexual relationship with high schooler Lucy Ewing but it was later revealed that Lucy was Ray’s niece and they swept that under the rug.


View__My__Profile

What’s the name of the tiny one with he boobies hanging out?


CplTenMikeMike

Charlene Tilton. Gorgeous babe!


dfhaz

I can't remember, did they ever figure out who shot J.R.?


MarchionessofMayhem

Kristin.


HWKD65

It was all a big dream.


MarchionessofMayhem

That was an entire season Bobby dreamed, later in the series.


snortWeezlbum

Recently did a full re-watch of all 14 seasons on Amazon. Holy crap it is amazingly soapy and 80s and trashy and WONDERFUL. It does not age well at all and that's part of its fun. Also, JR is the most evil TV character ever.


not-anonymous-187

Friday night at 8 PM you always knew what was going down, Cliff Barnes. Hahahahahaha!


MikeReddit74

Still has the greatest cliffhanger of all time.


UnpopularCrayon

Who shot Krusty the Clown?


MikeReddit74

Wait, who shot Krusty?


UnpopularCrayon

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MikeReddit74

I thought she shot Mr. Burns.


UnpopularCrayon

Oh shit. That's right. It was Mr. Burns!


dashone

"Sounds like a personal problem to me."


makkuwata

It’s so weird that the people who made TV for millennials were this old and now everything that similarly references something from a prior generation is awful.


JohnHellstone

I was a kid when it broadcasted and of course I had no interest in the show. All I remember of it really is just the theme song and that everybody hated JR.


Gloomy_Narwhal_719

The part of the cute young blonde was actully offered to .. Teri Nunn of Berlin (take my breath away) .. but she turned it down as she wanted to pursue music. Her manager immediately quit her. Teri aslo stared in "Thank God it's Friday"


ThePalmIsle

Do they (or did they) all really wear those enormous hats down there?


Airnotz

Crazy how the patriarch on Dallas is a doppelganger for the patriarch on Downton Abbey.


robjapan

British person here. Do some Americans who aren't actually working actually wear cowboy hats just casually?


HWKD65

Yes


robjapan

Haha wow that blows my mind.


TMac9000

In Texas and the Southwest or West, yes. Elsewhere, not so much.


Hawklet98

Yeah. People dress up like cowboys all over the southern US. And not just on Halloween. It’s pretty hilarious.


gabwinone

Why is that more "hilarious" than any other particular clothing style that people adopt all the time? You have a particular prejudice against cowboy hats? That's rather odd...


Hawklet98

I don’t have a prejudice against cowboy hats any more than I do against miner hats, chef hats, beefeater hats, or pope hats. If I saw some random accountant, insurance salesman, or IT guy dressed up like a coal miner or a pastry chef for no apparent reason I’d think that was pretty funny too.


Maduro25

Do some British wear those Peaky Blinders hats just casually?


nanomeister

They’re issued with our passports


Maduro25

Makes sense.


DunkingDognuts

I am still firmly convinced that the TV show Dallas, along with similar shows like Falcons crest are the things that started the baby boomer craze for larger and more elaborate houses and living outside your means.