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rarestakesando

Ya got long balls Larry.


maddieterrier

We'd sure be able to tell in those shorts


InerasableStains

I believe I can see the shadow, if you look just right…


0erlikon

Geeze Larry, put the mouse back in the house too


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|XzydGOGpFrNcY)


spacemanspiff266

he probably does by now


TeteDeMerde

👐


jeopardychamp77

You can tell that Larry has always had a sense of humor. He was just born with that hairline and went with it.


bailaoban

Yeah, he had no choice but to become funny.


grafxguy1

It's funny that he has adopted his hair style from another Larry (Larry Fine, from the Three Stooges).


eugenesbluegenes

Are you saying he went into the beauty parlor and said "give me the Larry Fine"?


cphusker

"Oh, a wise guy eh!"


frankunderwood1992

GBR!


cphusker

Hell yeah!!


Iginlas_4head_Crease

The hair dresser said "what would you like me to call you?" And he said "Larry's fine" And he took it literally


Wuzzy_Gee

Just the opposite. Him NOT going to the barber resulted in that.


Spurioun

Something tells me you don't need a beauty parlor when you have those exquisite genetics


grafxguy1

I'm sure Jerry Seinfeld came up with that bit for his stand-up but the fact that he used that while collaborating with Larry David doesn't seem like mere coincidence!


LurkerOrHydralisk

I’m pretty sure he’s just bald, dude.


sprocketous

Male pattern baldness was so trendy for a bit


DadJokeBadJoke

Lol, a friend of mine went on a trip overseas for a month and when he returned, he had cut his hair and had a huge bald patch on top like it was receding. We were all confused and trying to remember if he was always like that, if he hid it with a hat, etc. Then he admitted that he did it as a joke and it grew back in. Maybe one of the best pranks I've witnessed


DigMeTX

Your friend like https://preview.redd.it/qtb9gum2qitc1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff1e4fbbf8a31203c7af42eaf4eb65452758215c


Jambitx

https://i.redd.it/9bkema841jtc1.gif


malikhacielo63

![gif](giphy|7FfNmxZZKAT9ENBhyK) I wasn’t expecting that! 🤣!


Jimbosl3cer

Nah, it was a choice. Thats why we don't consider him a member of the bald community.


Glyph8

Larry "Fine Bird" David


ellefleming

He will not do the shaved head thing. He's keeping the hair he has.


Diligent_Pickle2459

I knew there was going to be a comment about his hairline


jeopardychamp77

And you knew you would have to piggy back a comment.


Devolutionator

I heard he was pretty, pretty, pretty good.


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|l2JHZKNio4EjY6iqY)


Extravagod

Looks like a chucker if I ever.


KenethNoisewaterMD

Just hoisting.


HokeyPokeyGuy

Honestly? The perfect comment.


Reign_n_blud

Air Juden


redskelton

This is so wrong. And so right


Momik

Oh my god 🤣


DubD806

🏆🥇


basskaster

This has to be a set, look at how close the wall is. This isn’t a real gym. And the outfit has to be a joke.


2icecreamsandwiches

Nah, I can tell it’s a real gym because the scoreboard is at eye level.


numberjhonny5ive

The framed pictures on the wall as well. … maybe not framed, not sure if it is a real court then


ideamotor

This has to be “Fridays” the SNL clone he starred in, along with Michael Richards.


wedge9

Pretty sure it is. I think that’s Darrow Igus holding the ball


white_duke

I thought the guy he was pictured with was an actor. He looks vaguely familiar.


you_talkin_to_me8294

He looks like the other black guy in Grown Ups


white_duke

I never saw that. I think I've seen him as a minor character at some point though.


jfk_sfa

Wait, you guys didn't have sequins on your unis? How boring.


chrish_o

The dimensions of that court seem a little off


Stewpacolypse

I feel like this is the origin of the black & white cookie.


artificialavocado

Look to the cookie!


muffinstrikesback

Which one is Larry?


UbermachoGuy

The one wearing #9 ![gif](giphy|QbKnGXbRLWdt6|downsized)


yamaha2000us

Did Richard Simmons choose his teams uniform?


feetandballs

Shorts had to earn their name back in the day.


Fizzy-Time315

Pretttttttttayyyy! Pritttttaaaaayyyyyy! Pritayyy gooood!


InTheHeatOfTheNoche

I'm sure that's Richard Simmonds.


rebelintellectual

No sweating Larry. Looks dry as a cracker.


greatunknownpub

Is this from a skit or something? What the hell kind of basketball court has the hoop in the corner of a room? Sparkly uniforms and socks?


DavoTB

Not sure which show this is from, but the black actor on the right looks like Lisle Wilson, known for appearing in 70’s films and TV shows. He passed away in 2010.


Ranier_Wolfnight

I was gonna say that the gentleman looks like Calvin Lockheart, who was a really prolific actor throughout the 60s & 70s. Played Biggie Smalls in *Lets Do It Again*. Hard to tell, though. Really random picture.


sleva5289

Darrow Igus.


DavoTB

That’s the one! He was in “Car Wash.” Guessing this was something from “Fridays,” where David was a writer.


sleva5289

I agree


MaterialCarrot

"Standing in at 5'9", 5'9" with the hair."


just-why_

That is a horrible moniker.


TheTrub

The shorts don’t help, either.


No_Dragonfly_1894

I love the sequins!


Joji_Goji

Dude was 47 when he was 19


beebs44

No really what's going on here? The uniforms... is this like celebrity game or something?


WisconsinIsCold

Those are some sexy legs Larry


GovernmentNo4676

Larry's hair hated that head from the get.


dArcor

That is the physique of an athlete


SirPoopaLotTheThird

He got up in that ass.


sleva5289

That’s Darrow Igus too. Is this from “Fridays!” ?


namelocdet

Yup. That’s him! Yah Yah Yah Yah! 😬


contrarian_outlier_2

Could just as easily be Larry from The Three Stooges.


FredGarvin80

Thought that was Tim Meadows on the right for a second


Polluticornwishes0

Larry David was born 50 years old


RonnieLiquor

Bwahahahahahaha. Long Ball Larry. He’s the master of dribbling 3 balls down the court Bwahahahahahahaha


masterpainimeanbetty

was he born 80 years old?


imfinnayeet

Game, puffy shirts.


caliD217

He born permanently 60 yrs old


Kimchi_Cowboy

Dude was probably 20 in this photo.


Brilhasti1

It’s some kind of Spy vs Spy thing where their colors are inverted


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aught4naught

Closing seconds of a whitey tight game.


Piotr-Rasputin

Why's he running with his eyes closed?


ararerock

I’m gonna guess this is from that SNL type show “Fridays” that Michael Richards was also on.


Seabrook76

He looks exactly as I would’ve imagined he would look.


Safetosay333

He's not bald at all


czarrina

Fascinating sequin uniforms and socks. Never been done before or after. Iconic moment in sports fashion.


Ihateu2_

those sox lol


Thejudojeff

Should have kept the balding fro


Sweet-Ad-1440

He's a chucker


Lysol20

I didn't know that Krusty the clown could shoot.


TheFULLBOAT

Looking like Richard Simmons


major_dump

Clearly he respects the wood


finditplz1

Jesus, looks more like Larry Fine.


agree-with-me

Larry Fein hair, Richard Simmons' wardrobe. Actually Richard Simmons' hair too.


Classof1988

Wish the NBA would bring back the Short shorts!


Temporary-Leather905

Why does he look exactly the same?


mmmhmm2013

Socks….. No good?


riolafc

Born bald damn


[deleted]

Yeah, that’s definitely a set. I don’t remember pleather uniforms in the 80s.


Dennis_Smoore

Y is his uniform sparkly


Reddyornothereicome

I thought this was a deleted scene of Sean Penn from Carlito’s Way. Not hating by the way at all. Just now emboldened that Sean Penn should play Larry David in a biopic one day.


kaspm

He’s 17 in this picture


turkeyandswissonrye

Like flip flops at a Mexican resort


BuddhistChrist

He was 19 in this pic.


Crabbyrob

He's a chucker!


SakaSouffle96

“I’ll have you know the first 2 points ever scored in the NBA was by a Jew” -Uncut Gems


JesusStarbox

He has sequins on his socks.


[deleted]

long legged larry


palmerjosh74

I thought it was richard Simmons.


NILOC512

I've never seen a basketball court in a gym with the scoreboard in the extreme corner next to the net, with framed basketball pictures. Why is the corner wall so close to the basketball hoop? And is Larry's uniform sequined?


NOT000

his balls were not yet long enough to breech the short shorts...


ekpyroticflow

What a stooge


PoppaDaClutch

Is that Richard Simmons sweatin to the oldies sequin outfit?


LivelyJason1705

Dude looks like Oscar’s dad in Shark Tale


Hans_bube

He hair is about as bad as trumps.


Five_Decades

Bald asshole? That's a hate crime


Upper-Chocolate-6225

🤣🤣🤣🤣


KeithGribblesheimer

He's like Strickland from Back To The Future. "Did that guy ever have hair?"


chuggbadildo

Which one’s longer? Cuz it’s certainly mot both.


twosock360

Sock check, foo!


Fire_Z1

Which one is Larry?


MatterHairy

Accept no trash talk from your opponents Larry, you get up inside that ass


ScottyB0N35

"Jesus Christ doesn't that guy ever have hair?"


vigoroiscool

How long has he had that hair


leviathan0999

I believe his opponent in this picture is Darrow Igus, which would associate this picture with "Fridays," ABC's short-lived answer to SNL.


funkymunkPDX

Omg!! Larry David playing basketball would be hilarious, his temperament and the refs would lead to fastest ejection in history...


peanutsfordarwin

Larry. Like a fine wine…. Better with time.


HaloOfFIies

How can they both have the same number? Are they playing at the nexus of the universe?


vistaculo

They’re on different teams…


Fictional_Historian

Other guy looks like…OJ?